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Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 6:08pm On Dec 15, 2023
I recently came across some Nigerians who live in the UK, somewhere in Amsterdam. They are from that side of Nigeria with penchant for fake humility and well known for voting "you know na". And we got talking.

As usual, the light conversation moved on to politics and life in general about Nigeria and Nigerians.

We share career experience and life as a hustler outside the safe confines of Nigeria where anything goes. My people I was shocked about what came out from the mouth of someone who in my modest opinion should be refined, sophisticated and rational about what solutions to apply to the suffering of Nigerians in Nigeria and of Nigerians outside Nigeria, especially lots of them in the UK.

Long story short, he happens to be one of the Ronu UK branch. To make matters worse, he needed my help, to connect to one of my plug in Rotterdam about a gig I know he can perform. So I kindly asked him straight on to his face, is Asiwaju the right person for Nigeria, based on who can create jobs, and based on what businesses each of the candidate had grown over the years. His answer was a resounding No!

I then asked him why, someone like him who have had the privilege of living in a sane country would choose Asiwaju when there's a Peter Obi and even Atiku.....baba open mouth dey look me like Ewedu soup whey red oil catch too much.

Anywhere, I refused to connect him and promptly told him, to read a book named How to Survive Nigeria written by Prof Unaneva. C. Somtin. That the book helps a lot of people to survive.
He can not help foist a drug dealer in Nigeria and want me to help him get a high paying gig in Netherlands.

If UK tired am, make he relocate to the New Nigeria Asiwaju is building. Shikena!

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by OgbeniOja1: 6:10pm On Dec 15, 2023
Gbam!!!

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Shikena(m): 6:50pm On Dec 15, 2023
Mere figments of someone's vivid imagination grin grin

On what basis would Peter Obi or Atiku be placed ahead of Tinubu considering that all three have been in power (Anambra Gov, Vice President, Lagos Gov) and we have seen their output? The only tangible thing that could have counted against Tinubu was his health, and it's so far proven to be an exaggerated concern.

Bigkoko:
I then asked him why, someone like him who have had the privilege of living in a sane country would choose Asiwaju when there's a Peter Obi and even Atiku.....baba open mouth dey look me like Ewedu soup whey red oil catch too much.

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:03pm On Dec 15, 2023
Figment of imagination. Why you dey explain ni? Who ask you? While you think it's imagination, the baba wey he happen to, get the full breakfast!!! Next time he go remember my words before he make decisions wey get consequences.

All of the Ronu UK branch, go hear am hot. As the housing, inflation and job market squeeze tighter in the UK, I hope they will finally relocate to the New Nigeria built by capo Asiwaju! Lol

By & by, everyone knows of the businesses HE Peter Obi and Atiku abubakar have built over the years, can you mention any legit business Asiwaju have built? Except peddling white powder? Abi politics na work? Las Las you will be de-radicalize softly or by force. That werey wey need gig in Netherlands don get him own de-radicalized program the hard way. Just dey play!

Shikena:
Mere figments of someone's vivid imagination grin grin

On what basis would Peter Obi or Atiku be placed ahead of Tinubu considering that all three have been in power (Anambra Gov, Vice President, Lagos Gov) and we have seen their output? The only tangible thing that could have counted against Tinubu was his health, and it's so far proven to be an exaggerated concern.

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Shikena(m): 7:07pm On Dec 15, 2023
I didn't ask for your explanation either and I don't believe it happened. Simple grin

Bigkoko:
Figment of imagination. Why you dey explain ni? Who ask you? While you think it's imagination, the baba wey he happen to, get the full breakfast!!! Next time he go remember my words before he make decisions wey get consequences.

All of the Ronu UK branch, go hear am hot. As the housing, inflation and job market squeeze tighter in the UK, I hope they will finally relocate to the New Nigeria built by capo Asiwaju! Lol


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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:14pm On Dec 15, 2023
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Na you no believe. Na same you dey explain. You lots need to be de-radicalize from Ronuism, APCism and Agberoism.
Forget it for a Ronu wey never de-radicalize. I won't move one finger to help them.

Shikena:
I didn't ask for your explanation either and I don't believe it happened. Simple grin

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Shikena(m): 7:17pm On Dec 15, 2023
Not believing your story and helping you make better sense of the comparison between Tinubu, Peter Obi and Atiku are not mutually exclusive grin

We both know this is just you measuring your dick against your imaginary Ronus to hit back at them for your candidate's electoral defeat grin

Bigkoko:
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Na you no believe. Na same you dey explain. You lots need to be de-radicalize from Ronuism, APCism and Agberoism.
Forget it for a Ronu wey never de-radicalize. I won't move one finger to help them.

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:25pm On Dec 15, 2023
Person wey never chop three square balance diet, wan help another person. Talk say my refusal really pain you....na laugh we go only laugh, nothing more other than you go get sense next time to make good decisions, since decisions have consequences.

Comparison between a corrupt, fake life, sanctioned drug dealer, a squeaky clean man and a well spread business & political money bag? Your head correct so? This is the real reason I feel it's a patriotic act to de-radicalize you guys. I believe strongly every sane Nigeria should adopt Western Govt approach at de-radicalizing miscreants. Which is Full Sanctions to aids, helps, assistance or the likes until una brain reset fully.

For now pray you no be like that Ronu guy wey meet me for Amsterdam.

Wetin concern dick here na? Ronu people get dick naim Dem dey mine 💀 skull?

Defeat? Oya swear by Ogun say Asiwaju win the election fair & square whether you no go die like fowl. Oye Ara!

Shikena:
Not believing your story and helping you make better sense of the comparison between Tinubu, Peter Obi and Atiku are not mutually exclusive grin

We both know this is just you measuring your dick against your imaginary Ronus to hit back at them for your candidate's electoral defeat grin

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Shikena(m): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2023
Read all you wrote again and ask yourself if you are normal? grin grin grin

Bigkoko:
Person wey never chop three square balance diet, wan help another person. Talk say my refusal really pain you....na laugh we go only laugh, nothing more other than you go get sense next time to make good decisions, since decisions have consequences.

Comparison between a corrupt, fake life, sanctioned drug dealer, a squeaky clean man and a well spread business & political money bag? Your head correct so? This is the real reason I feel it's a patriotic act to de-radicalize you guys. I believe strongly every sane Nigeria should adopt Western Govt approach at de-radicalizing miscreants. Which is Full Sanctions to aids, helps, assistance or the likes until una brain reset fully.

For now pray you no be like that Ronu guy wey meet me for Amsterdam.

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:32pm On Dec 15, 2023
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. We must de-radicalize una by soft or by force until una brain reset to decide the right way....
While you still dey eat mama thank you, that Ronu UK branch get bills to pay, and he understands & appreciate my de-radicalization effort more than you. I don't consider people who don't even know they need help. So I will wait until you need help. For now, I'm done talking with ya.

Shikena:
Read all you wrote again and ask yourself if you are normal? grin grin grin

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Pristine664: 7:35pm On Dec 15, 2023
Bigkoko:
I recently came across some Nigerians who live in the UK, somewhere in Amsterdam. They are from that side of Nigeria with penchant for fake humility and well known for voting "you know na". And we got talking.

As usual, the light conversation moved on to politics and life in general about Nigeria and Nigerians.

We share career experience and life as a hustler outside the safe confines of Nigeria where anything goes. My people I was shocked about what came out from the mouth of someone who in my modest opinion should be refined, sophisticated and rational about what solutions to apply to the suffering of Nigerians in Nigeria and of Nigerians outside Nigeria, especially lots of them in the UK.

Long story short, he happens to be one of the Ronu UK branch. To make matters worse, he needed my help, to connect to one of my plug in Rotterdam about a gig I know he can perform. So I kindly asked him straight on to his face, is Asiwaju the right person for Nigeria, based on who can create jobs, and based on what businesses each of the candidate had grown over the years. His answer was a resounding No!

I then asked him why, someone like him who have had the privilege of living in a sane country would choose Asiwaju when there's a Peter Obi and even Atiku.....baba open mouth dey look me like Ewedu soup whey red oil catch too much.

Anywhere, I refused to connect him and promptly told him, to read a book named How to Survive Nigeria written by Prof Unaneva. C. Somtin. That the book helps a lot of people to survive.
He can not help foist a drug dealer in Nigeria and want me to help him get a high paying gig in Netherlands.

If UK tired am, make he relocate to the New Nigeria Asiwaju is building. Shikena!

Clowns grin

If you check very well, it's those Yorubas that are feeding the op sorry ass. grin

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2023
This werey where you come from? grin grin grin grin

Come where you go pay bills, no hid for where you dey receive monthly stipends from crooks. Una mama dey village dey protest because they no fit buy panla bonga fish wey we dey use feed dog 🐕, but they no no say maggots like you dey support the political clowns.... Continue with your job description!

A Yoruba patronize an Igbo man where another Yoruba vendor dey? That thing you dey smoke really strong! grin grin grin grin grin. While I assure not all Yoruba are infected with the Ronu virus, the lot that is, will not be served.

I have said it several times. We don't serve Ronus whether local or international base. Nothing dey sweet me like seeing an avowed Ronu asking me favors. Chaii, my belle go dey turn like pregnant fish. They should patronize a fellow Ronu shikena.

Pristine664:


Clowns grin
Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Pristine664: 7:40pm On Dec 15, 2023
Bigkoko:
This werey where you come from? grin grin grin grin

Come where you go pay bills, no hid for where you dey receive monthly stipends from crooks. Una mama dey village dey protest because they no fit buy panla bonga fish wey we dey use feed dog 🐕, but they no no say maggots like you dey support the political clowns.... Continue with your job description!


I bet a Yoruba man is the one feeding you. grin

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Pristine664: 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2023
Bigkoko:
Figment of imagination. Why you dey explain ni? Who ask you? While you think it's imagination, the baba wey he happen to, get the full breakfast!!! Next time he go remember my words before he make decisions wey get consequences.

All of the Ronu UK branch, go hear am hot. As the housing, inflation and job market squeeze tighter in the UK, I hope they will finally relocate to the New Nigeria built by capo Asiwaju! Lol

By & by, everyone knows of the businesses HE Peter Obi and Atiku abubakar have built over the years, can you mention any legit business Asiwaju have built? Except peddling white powder? Abi politics na work? Las Las you will be de-radicalize softly or by force. That werey wey need gig in Netherlands don get him own de-radicalized program the hard way. Just dey play!


You guys are nothing but empty vessels. grin cheesy

I like what Obi's loss is doing to you guys mental health. cheesy

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Pristine664: 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2023
Shikena:
I didn't ask for your explanation either and I don't believe it happened. Simple grin


Na head dey your neck bros. grin

Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 7:56pm On Dec 15, 2023
I also met a hausa dude, cool guy with a Dutch passport blasting hausa language in the pub we sat discussing.... Baba I greet you ohh.

Baba if you dey nairaland, na that nigga wey wear dark ash woolen, knee-length blazer wey holla you with strong shake, together with that Kenyan babe.
Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Pristine664: 8:03pm On Dec 15, 2023
Bigkoko:
I also met a hausa dude, cool guy with a Dutch passport blasting hausa language in the pub we sat discussing.... Baba I greet you ohh.

Baba if you dey nairaland, na that nigga wey wear dark ash woolen, knee-length blazer wey holla you with strong shake, together with that Kenyan babe.

This one don mad patapata. grin

Na to enter market remain. cheesy

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 8:08pm On Dec 15, 2023
Werey. Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....... As I bust your Plan, nothing more to do. You think say everyone be like you wey not travel with ease? I for help you Sha, but since you be a confirmed Ronu miscreant, no need.

All Ronus are currently facing Bigkoko sanctions. We don't help, assist or serve Ronus, locally or internationally. Get that inside your skull.


Pristine664:


This one don mad patapata. grin

Na to enter market remain. cheesy
Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Shikena(m): 8:13pm On Dec 15, 2023
grin grin grin Just leave the poor man wey dey fool himself.

Pristine664:


Clowns grin

If you check very well, it's those Yorubas that are feeding the op sorry ass. grin

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Re: Book Named: "How To Survive Nigeria" By Prof Unaneva .C. Somtin by Bigkoko: 8:53am On Dec 16, 2023
No go find a meaningful work..... grin grin. Oyes no be work.... So your future children no go curse your memory!


Shikena:
grin grin grin Just leave the poor man wey dey fool himself.

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