It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

guobe:
It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

Why don't you watch Nigerian movies?

My thoughts too


With their stereotype cast, poorly written script, same faces in every picture, bad Special effects, bad…….


If I walk into a room and see you on any of the African magic channels, out of the many channels on cable tv you could watch, I rate you 4/10 and can’t see myself discussing either politics, current affairs or sports with you cause
we won’t be on the same page.


Nollywood in the 90s and early 2000s was quite something to write home about and look forward to, with a stellar cast, great script and beautiful soundtracks from Stanley okorie (chain reaction). It made our childhood and gave us something to love and cherish in the absence of cable tv. Sad to note that there’s been a steady decline in the production of good Nollywood movies in recent years.

NoahHadNoArk:
My thoughts too


With their stereotype cast, poorly written script, same faces in every picture, bad Special effects, bad…….


If I walk into a room and see you on any of the African magic channels, out of the many channels on cable tv you could watch, I rate you 4/10 and can’t see myself discussing either politics, current affairs or sports with you cause
we won’t be on the same page.


Nollywood in the 90s and early 2000s was quite something to write home about and look forward to, with a stellar cast, great script and beautiful soundtracks from Stanley okorie (chain reaction). It made our childhood and gave us something to love and cherish in the absence of cable tv. Sad to note that there’s been a steady decline in the production of good Nollywood movies in recent years.

Exactly what I am talking about. They have refused to improve as they are always predictable.
Grammatical errors in their spoken English.
They have a long way to go.

outoftheworld:


Why don't you watch Nigerian movies?

Too predictable.same old story without changes from 90 gbidigbidi no date.

Stop watching Africa magic Nollywood movies that keep showing ancient of all ancient. Download latest Nollywood movies and you will see that Nigeria movies have really impróve a lot more.

ObaKlaz:
I dey always avoid men like that. Overtime, their thought process go begin malfunction. Lemme give you an instance:

I used to be an OAP. I quit working with a radio station and moved to another one. But I realized the former radio station was still using the station IDs/sweepers I did for them with my voice. I was pissed off. I told two of my guys back then. One was pissed off too and told me to threaten them with a lawsuit if they didn't take down their stuff that still had my voice. Like, that's the logical thing to do.

The other guy opened his mouth and said that it's because the former place still missed me and my quality.
When he said that, myself and the other guy just looked at him and felt so much pity for him. This guy watched too much Nollywood, the thing done shift him brain. Him don dey think like woman (emotions over logic!).

Ever since then, I started avoiding the annoying 'Bob risky'.

Lol truly Nollywood reduces your thinking capacity. I see top artiste and actress speaking wrong English. I will just shake my head as in what are the editors doing.

guobe:
It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

Lol..the thing baffles me..my cousin bro like watching Nollywood..some time I dey vex for him I just wonder aswear

ikeno:
Stop watching Africa magic Nollywood movies that keep showing ancient of all ancient. Download latest Nollywood movies and you will see that Nigeria movies have really impróve a lot more.

I watched one recently that featured Denrele that guy that use to do jagaja in the cinema and it was still watery.I felt like I just wasted my money.

Snowx:


Lol..the thing baffles me..my cousin bro like watching Nollywood..some time I dey vex for him I just wonder aswear

Not only you o.one of my relation the same thing. The eye I take de look am en.I just de suspect am.

action movies rocks

Aboks:
action movies rocks

Fast and furious.

guobe:
Fast and furious.

correct guy

guobe:
It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

Whoa! You guys have time to see movies. Man! You are blessed

outoftheworld:


Why don't you watch Nigerian movies?

1, low quality
2, Unprofessional actors and actresses
3, Poor storyline
4, Poor casting
5, MOST ANNOYING
THEY ALWAYS SIT IN A SITTING ROOM OR BEDROOM TO TALK IN ALL THEIR USELESS MOVIES.
IS SITTING DOWN TO TALK NONSENSE A MOVIE?
NO ACTION, NO NOTHING.

guobe:

Exactly what I am talking about. They have refused to improve as they are always predictable.
Grammatical errors in their spoken English.
They have a long way to go.

is it Hollywood that is unpredictable?

Some people claim they hate nollywood but like afrobeat that is completely senseless. How do you explain that?

outoftheworld:


Why don't you watch Nigerian movies?

It simply reduces the IQ of it's viewers

If I catch my kids watching nollywood movies I will seize their TV for a week and make them kneel down and fly their hands for 5 hours straight from 12 midnight

UncleKoboko:

1, low quality
2, Unprofessional actors and actresses
3, Poor storyline
4, Poor casting
5, MOST ANNOYING
THEY ALWAYS SIT IN A SITTING ROOM OR BEDROOM TO TALK IN ALL THEIR USELESS MOVIES.
IS SITTING DOWN TO TALK NONSENSE A MOVIE?
NO ACTION, NO NOTHING.

Lol you harsh o

guobe:
It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

U are suffering from colonial mentality.

Armaggedon:
is it Hollywood that is unpredictable?

Some people claim they hate nollywood but like afrobeat that is completely senseless. How do you explain that?

Hollywood is unpredictable. Do you know the number of inventions that have come to be in real life that originated from Hollywood?
The Nigerian Afrobeat is class because they up their game but our Nollywood is just quantity and no quality.

guobe:

Hollywood is unpredictable. Do you know the number of inventions that have come to becuse in real life that originated from Hollywood?
The Nigerian Afrobeat is class because they up their game but our Nollywood is just quantity and no quality.

you are a 0 and a proud one.

Like most things Nigerian, the movie industry is mediocre. But I find it funny that those who claim to have high taste here consider a bottom of the barrel franchise like Fast and Furious to be top quality.

OP, You can't decide for Pple, what they should watch on TV.

We saw how a Man said on this Site, that his wife like JimJam and nickelodeon cartoons and plays like a Kid.

Everyone has their likes.

Like me, I still watch Nollywood movies, I mean the Zubby Michael and Destiny Etiko Asaba movies sometimes
When I don't have anything doing.

I prefer it to those American Science Fiction movies.
I see their Acts as UNREALISTIC!

SeeWahala:


It simply reduces the IQ of it's viewers

If I catch my kids watching nollywood movies I will seize their TV for a week and make them kneel down and fly their hands for 5 hours straight from 12 midnight

Ogbeni, pikin when no go know book, will not know book.

Some Rich men's kids watch Disney Jnr, Superman and all that, but they are still Dull academically.

While those who watch African Magic Excel in school.

It's not by what you watch.

Have you watched The Black book, King of thieves? Omo ghetto the saga, Battle on Buka street, Jagun Jagun, Blood sisters, Gone, Merry Men and so on?

Clearly you are still watching African Magic where they show you movies from 2017 and below.

I also disliked Nollywood but some of its latest movies have been amazing.

Note: I said some.

Black book is still my fav for now.

Lol, everyone dislikes Nollywood,but una de watch Hollywood fictions....like most of their movies they show things that doesn't exist... I'm not a movie fan sha....I prefer music and discovery.

Every man or boy can't be like you, bro.

SeeWahala:


[/b]It simply reduces the IQ of it's viewers [b]

If I catch my kids watching nollywood movies I will seize their TV for a week and make them kneel down and fly their hands for 5 hours straight from 12 midnight

Not true

Nollywood get grade , there's asaba wood and lekki epe movies


Which one you day criticise ??

Anything film sef i no get en time

Uchenna10:
Lol, everyone dislikes Nollywood,but una de watch Hollywood fictions.... like most of their movies they show things that doesn't exist... I'm not a movie fan sha....I prefer music and discovery.

You see the bolded right there? That is the main problem with nollywood movies.

THEY DO NOT TRIGGER THE IMMAGINATION

And that's why the oyibo dare to dream about the type of aspirations that we down here can only be privileged to stumble upon.

Asaba movies what is their general theme? The ones shot in the cities and villages? Their plots are mostly recycled stories with different casts.

I will prefer my kids to be watching movies about humans colonising Mars and fighting interstellar wars with the aliens we run into there. It is all make belief yes but it triggers the minds of these kids to be forward thinking. They will also hear and recognise the spoken words (even with their pronounciation, intonation variations) of most English speaking Americans and Europeans better and earlier. They will speak well and their vocabularies will grow faster.

Have you seen the movie INCEPTION before? You see the theme of that story? That is still a hundred times of what we are expecting from nollywood.

There are many disadvantages of nollywood movies, especially for teenage kids. I wouldn't bore you with listing them here.

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