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My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03 |
To be a man no easy at all. Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant. But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy. She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon ![]() She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house. She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling. Omo, e come be like say no be my house again. Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am ![]() This life shaa 🤣 Legends in the house, na so e dey be 77 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by scrolab: 9:10pm On Jan 03 |
You re just getting started. Welcome to Fatherhood 145 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Reminderz: 9:12pm On Jan 03 |
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend". these generation females is nothing to write home about... 817 Likes 78 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03 |
scrolab:E no funny oo I swear |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 9:15pm On Jan 03 |
Reminderz:I dey explain tire boss. 27 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by scrolab: 9:21pm On Jan 03 |
Just be gentle with her cos she fit shout on you unnecessarily at a point in time, it the mood. I also have one that am nursing now. 24 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Dimaya: 9:41pm On Jan 03 |
i hope you've registered for ante-natal care and delivery. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Nicepoker(m): 9:51pm On Jan 03 |
Keep money for DNA very vital. 321 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Martinez39s(m): 10:16pm On Jan 03 |
Do fall for that nonsense and irrational mood swing. Tell her to behave and sit up. If you allow and normalise this nonsense, it will be your portion. 234 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Bobloco: 10:43pm On Jan 03 |
Nicepoker: So that he won't end up training another man's child 143 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by 1x2x3: 11:23pm On Jan 03 |
Reminderz: Very intentional act that has no link with actual pregnancy cravings. Our generation of women are just something else. 224 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Eazie351(m): 11:33pm On Jan 03 |
She allowed you to go out by 12am to look for ponmo? At where exactly cos this salt wey you dey sprinkle don dey plenty o 131 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Countersam(m): 1:46am On Jan 04 |
Jayden001: Are you a learner? Is condom now so expensive that you have to risk it all only to come here to complain. Oga carry your cross, no be we shine torch for you when you dey tà tà tà ..... 12 Likes |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by id4sho(m): 3:14am On Jan 04 |
Single baby Mama don't get any spoiling , shame makes them to behave well ![]() Yeye girlfriend wants to be dramatic during periods ![]() Wahala for who takes this gender serious ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by NAT0R: 3:25am On Jan 04 |
Oga leave her, go knack another woman belle 23 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Balablue64: 4:43am On Jan 04 |
Eazie351: No mind am, lie lie op 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by imagrg(m): 4:56am On Jan 04 |
When she ask for crazy things again, just turn her around with style, hold her close to yourself from behind, shift her panties to the left and gently insert your gbola from the back. Stroke her gently until you hear her moan in pleasure. Then release your cum and tell her you love her. You can even go further to get some milk from her bogus booboos. She would relax and ask no more of the said crazy things! ![]() 57 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Fiscus105(m): 5:05am On Jan 04 |
Jayden001: Provided you re not posting this base on hallucinations to make front page. I pray you won't turn Mumu just because ur girlfriend gets pregnant, some people take advantage of every opportunity to control others,in as much that pregnant woman needs to be taken care appropriately, she shouldn't turn herself to egg that nobody shouldnt touch again, she is not the first person to be pregnant neither would she be the last. 39 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Gadafii: 5:19am On Jan 04 |
You and your girl dey crà ze 43 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by dawnomike(m): 5:47am On Jan 04 |
Jayden001:Sorry Bro! Lol Back then, my wife was always craving watermelon ![]() I stopped tht headache when the 2nd baby was on the way. I no gree for her ![]() 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by TheFinesseKid: 6:13am On Jan 04 |
Reminderz:to slap the guy just dey hungry me. The fact he was exaggerating sef pissed me off. Fried mango, really 55 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Remijuice: 6:20am On Jan 04 |
Tell her you will be doing DNA once she put to bed. The cravings will slow down. 117 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by PaZwoD: 6:27am On Jan 04 |
Reminderz:Apt 8 Likes |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 6:35am On Jan 04 |
Nicepoker:Lol... No issue na |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 6:37am On Jan 04 |
TheFinesseKid:Oga I said stuffs like that no mean say na fried mango. Be like u leave ur brain for 2023 26 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 6:37am On Jan 04 |
dawnomike:Boss this this is crazy oo I swaer |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 6:39am On Jan 04 |
Fiscus105:Front page dey pay no?? |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by TheFinesseKid: 6:50am On Jan 04 |
Jayden001:see who dey talk about brains? I'm not the slowpoke leaning the house at 12am in search of ponmo to please my incredibly daft gf. See as you begin 2024 with monumental stupidity. 56 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by TheFinesseKid: 6:51am On Jan 04 |
Jayden001:how old are you sef? Why do I feel like you're still a teenager or in your early twenties? You need to really develop that part of your brains Fit be one stupid yahoo kid I dey try advice sef 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by HugeElephant(f): 6:52am On Jan 04 |
Nicepoker:haahaha 3 Likes |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by LeeSmart: 7:03am On Jan 04 |
Eazie351:Lol baba how u take knw wetin dey my mind? This op the exaggerate this him torri no be small. Abi e want make the torri sweet? 2 Likes |
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jayden001(m): 7:25am On Jan 04 |
TheFinesseKid:I just made a post and u jumped in, now u claim you are advising me. Who made u my special adviser? I can't remember asking you for that. You might as well refuse to give ur wife food, it's none of my fvcking business. Quote me a million times, I won't reply u again. Peace! 13 Likes 1 Share |
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