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I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Testiebobo(m): 7:46am On Jan 08
The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by goodthinker: 7:53am On Jan 08
Testiebobo:
The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison
Sorry... grin
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Angrigowt: 8:18am On Jan 08
No biggie. Even if u ate it. U won't die or vomit. The same food gets processed iqnd broken down into different t form in the body. Na beg u wan beg for money

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by goodthinker: 8:23am On Jan 08
Angrigowt:
No biggie. Even if u ate it. U won't die or vomit. The same food gets processed iqnd broken down into different t form in the body. Na beg u wan beg for money
grin you no be nice person... Are you trying to make him speak his mind ?

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by ikeno(m): 9:48am On Jan 08
Yuck, but cockroach has a lot of protein in it so it would have made a nutritious combo

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Nicepoker(m): 11:14am On Jan 08
Cockroaches are great sources of protein and fiber. Eating a 100g of cockroaches gives you 78g of protein in return.

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Talkisneeded: 11:26am On Jan 08
You won't die tho, seriously you'll be Alive..

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Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Mayzie(m): 12:39pm On Jan 08
Testiebobo:
The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison
U 4 chop am naw... Na craaa-ah fish grin
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by UptownVibes(m): 2:20pm On Jan 08
That even made the food more nutritious for you.. The cockroach make up for protein.. Enough of it sef grin
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Olawade24: 2:40pm On Jan 08
People commenting on this thread won't make heaven. grin
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Woodshot: 4:01pm On Jan 08
Just give yourself a Chinese name, download some Chinese rap songs and sing/vibe along. Watch some Chinese emotional movies and cry in Chinese. Afterwards walk towards the Chinese embassy and look them bang in the eyes and demand they give you VISA.
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Jewessgratitud3: 5:15pm On Jan 08
Testiebobo:
The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison

Hahahahahaaaa.. grin grin grin. This really cracked me up grin grin.
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Jewessgratitud3: 5:17pm On Jan 08
Nicepoker:
Cockroaches are great sources of protein and fiber. Eating a 100g of cockroaches gives you 78g of protein in return.

I know that's the kind of protein you take that distorts your reasoning and makes you gibberish all the time.

Cockroach brain.
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by superintendents(m): 5:23pm On Jan 08
many other countries consume it,so you are good to go..

Some eat it raw,i swear grin

Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Nicepoker(m): 8:19pm On Jan 08
Jewessgratitud3:


I know that's the kind of protein you take that distorts your reasoning and makes you gibberish all the time.

Cockroach brain.
Imagine you becoming a mod in romance section. grin
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by aycapri(m): 6:15am On Jan 09
You should have ate it, you could possibly discover another type of groundnut. 😂
Re: I Almost Ate Cockroach, I Thought It Was Groundnut! by Ahnii(f): 6:11am On Jan 10
My God yucky

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