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My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 11:06am On Jan 30 |
First week of January, shawty wasn't available and i needed to get good loving. Called up one of my sweeties from old times, we're friends with benefits and the arrangement is cool with us. We have these escapades twice or thrice every year. Truth be told, she's a wowzer, fair skin, cupid face, quite intelligent. People give dagger stares when I'm with her, both genders. Back to the story, after a whole afternoon of romping at this suite close to my crib (Can't take no lady i ain't marrying to my father's house), we decide to hit the pool downstairs to let the steam off. Romance gets pretty intense and we decide to take a breath. Her phone has been ringing the whole time and she has some messages too. She shows me, there's this dude that has been on her case for quite some time, he's asking where she's at, she video calls him and he says he's coming, she didn't tell him she's with someone. Dude stays like 2 communities away. The Hot simp drives down in 30 mins. I see him when he enters. Wicked us decides to take things up a notch. We dive back in and for the next 35 to 40 mins, we do all sorts of 18+ shi with reckless abandon in his presence. The other occupants of the pool think something crazy is about to happen but we cool things down and step out again. I see him where he sits, his hands are shaking as he clutches his car keys awkwardly, he hasn't even touched his drink. I take observation of him, he looks like a geek, prolly in his mid 30s, the type that comes online to brag but can't ace a woman in real life. I don't feel one bit of pity for him. I'm wondering how someone can waste expensive fuel just to come and simp. We take our leave shortly afterward. We walk up to meet him, i give him a handshake and he's like i should take care of her well. If only he knew. I gave a silent chuckle and we left him there. Dude looks like a typical nairalander, i hope he see's this. I always advise men to stop chasing women who aren't interested in them. Let's be realistic, that dude has more to offer her than me. He loves her genuinely, would spend on her, treat her like a queen too. But no, she'll rather bang disrespective and rude me. Women are naturally drawn to things and people detrimental to them. I can't date her because she's somewhat like me, and she can't be in a serious relationship with me either because i'm not a one woman guy and i always say it with confidence. Our arrangement works for the 2 of us. It;'s all active service. No questions or feelings attached, just enjoy the moment. I could be labeled many things, one thing i'm not and i detest those who are is the simping shi. Things are happening. Simps belong to lowest class of men. 19 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Magnificenttop: 12:56pm On Jan 30 |
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Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 100smile(m): 1:01pm On Jan 30 |
You join the reason i don't go near pool again. *spit* 10 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by DevilsEqual(m): 1:10pm On Jan 30 |
Omo...A 30+ guy simping for girl they are far older than is a common something Chasing a lady thats emotionally unavailable is the most stressful thing in life, next to explaing further maths to a dullard Onetis is the reason for this...he thinks she's the best gift for Mankind 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by WantsandMore: 1:36pm On Jan 30 |
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Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 1:49pm On Jan 30 |
Magnificenttop: I don't hate women. I'm just trying to let men become aware of basic relationship laws and principles. But you dig sha. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 1:53pm On Jan 30 |
100smile:Why? |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 1:55pm On Jan 30 |
DevilsEqual: Little wonder why paternity fraud is prevalent. 3 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 100smile(m): 2:30pm On Jan 30 |
Negroid001: Cus i can't go into a pool where someone's doing or has done "18+ shi" Btw. I don't think that man is a 'simp'. If you were to be the 30+ man, how would you react? |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 2:47pm On Jan 30 |
100smile: I can't be 30+ and simping over a 26 year old juvenile. 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Eunoiaa(f): 3:00pm On Jan 30 |
Lol... reads like a piece of fantasy. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 100smile(m): 3:14pm On Jan 30 |
Negroid001:But you can be your age and still be having sex with a 26 year old in a public pool? I don talk am say the day i go catch any couple dey fvck for pool again, that day i go bring my prick come out, piss for the water make dem know say nor be only dem dey mad for the country. 7 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 3:15pm On Jan 30 |
100smile: You don't know my age so don't judge. |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Negroid001(m): 3:17pm On Jan 30 |
Eunoiaa: Daily occurrences in my life are most people's fantasy. 2 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 2times2(m): 3:19pm On Jan 30 |
Oya oya make I tok true.... Your writing sweet to read 3 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 100smile(m): 3:36pm On Jan 30 |
Negroid001: Since you were involved with a 26 year old, i was thinking you should be between 27 to 30 years old, cus 'you can't be 30+ and simping over a 26 year old juvenile'. Nor vex. How old are you?? |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Westerhoffe(m): 3:40pm On Jan 30 |
This is how they lose good men and later end up disturbing Oyedepo at the annual Shiloh. 11 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Goodmarlian: 4:10pm On Jan 30 |
you no fit understand woman ajeee my,they just love pain naturally,conclusion is most of them dont have sense. 6 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Kenn55: 4:51pm On Jan 30 |
Negroid001: Guy I think you are the simp here. A small girl that doesn't even worth it is trying to set you up with your fellow guy and you are here forming real man. A real man avoids anything that can lead to potential problems for him especially when it is on behalf of a useless girl that is not even your wife. You shouldn't have allowed her to do that. What if the guy is also useless and came to start fighting over a girl, what will you tell real niggaz? That you are fighting publicly over a useless girl that would jump to the next available guy? Is it worth it? Common, man use your senses. This was how a guy in my street those days humiliated a guy cos of a woman. The humiliated guy came back with hired thugs to beat up the guy and mistakenly the guy died in the process. The humiliated guy (simp) is in prison as I write, the "real" man is 6ft under now and the useless girl is now married and living her life well. Who lost? 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by EreluRoz: 5:00pm On Jan 30 |
Mtcheww tales by moonlight All these boys that practically live their lives in bars and hotels and frolick with prostitutes actually thinking they are enjoying life. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by fernandoc(m): 5:21pm On Jan 30 |
Kenn55: *****Yawns**** I fell asleep reading this 2 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by YorubaKing: 5:39pm On Jan 30 |
Kenn55: God bless you, Baba. OP is the simp and fool here. I can bet my life he spends a fortune just to fuc.k this Olosho, and here forming tough guy. Mtcheeew! ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Jman06(m): 6:09pm On Jan 30 |
This is the reason why I don't pity any girl who comes crying that she got dumped or heartbroken by a guy. I've noticed that once a girl sees that you're deeply into her, there's 99% chance that she'll reject you. She'll rather prefer going after guys who care less about her, then when she gets her fingers burnt she'll start accusing men of being "scums". They forget that men should be the ones hunting for women they fancy and not the other way round. Marriage and relationships place alot of responsibilities on men and it takes a man who adores his woman to shoulder those responsibilities with little or no grudges. Las las, all guys would absorb the red pill knowledge and the the consequence is that more women would suffer in relationships and marriages. Of course, they shouldn't blame anybody when they start suffering the consequences because they caused it all. You can't continue to humiliate and degrade guys who have genuine interest in you (aka simps) and expect nature not to give you heartless jerks (red pillers) as partners. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Afrobasic(m): 6:52pm On Jan 30 |
Death to all simps ![]() |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by PinkNature(m): 7:11pm On Jan 30 |
100smile: Even if one is 40+, shouldn't the target be 20's? 5 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by virginchaser(m): 8:07pm On Jan 30 |
PinkNature: It's seems works better that way. 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by fidelmarshal199: 9:11pm On Jan 30 |
Kenn55: How I wish i could LIKE this post more once. You just made my night with this comment. Thumbs-up 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by Jman06(m): 9:14pm On Jan 30 |
100smile:26 years old is a juvenile ![]() Illiterate!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by JETTA007(m): 9:25pm On Jan 30 |
Negroid001:story! 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by SweetBuns(f): 9:29pm On Jan 30 |
Fake story but watch as the redpillars and alpha mails drink it all up because it agrees with some of their twisted world views 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by 100smile(m): 9:29pm On Jan 30 |
Jman06: If you and your papa nor be illiterate, u suppose see say na watin the op write i quote. |
Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by CrazyBen(m): 9:30pm On Jan 30 |
Those who love are actually strong & alive, they just gats find who'll match their energy 1 Like |
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