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Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 12:15pm On Mar 02 |
As we all know, broke people like me are terribly suffering in this country right now. Guys, I'm willing to offer my services in exchange for money. The only thing that gives me hope is publishing books on online bookstores particularly Amazon but recently, the lack of power supply have become so severe that I've not been able to do anything. I actually quitted the menial job I was doing to focus on writing more books, I also did that because it wasn't really paying the bills. This lack of power supply has made me hopeless, my neighbors have also become the Egyptians sent to torment me β these guys refused to pay the light bill so the PHCN guys angrily removed the whole wire while disconnecting the light. These Egyptians that English language forces me to address as neighbors never pay the light bill, they rather wake up in the middle of the night to connect the wire back. I don't want to keep on ranting hence I have decided to: 1. Write articles, stories, or even books in exchange for money so I can move to another apartment. 2. If it's possible, I'm willing to "share my handsomeness" as it's not putting food on the table. Even though I don't care about my looks, I'm among the top 100,000 handsome men in Nigeria and if I start paying attention to my looks, I could be top 10. 3. I can help you create YouTube videos that will help you get monetize as soon as possible. 4. I can create book covers for you. 5. I can also do a voice over for you, I have a nice voice and clear accent. 3 Likes |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 12:21pm On Mar 02 |
Fellow Earthlings, this is serious and an emergency β I'm hungry and as an hard-working man, I can't sell my body but offer services in exchange for money. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 12:27pm On Mar 02 |
I don't really know what that means but that's how I feel right now. 1 Share |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Obainoman6: 12:36pm On Mar 02 |
I have a job for you, can you do armed robbery or kidnapping. 1 Like |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by vivaAfrica: 1:04pm On Mar 02 |
Where is your location? |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Kudducini(m): 1:06pm On Mar 02 |
Open a Fiverr acct bro |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 1:20pm On Mar 02 |
Kudducini: I have one but don't really know how to use it effectively plus the light issue is my biggest nemesis right now. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 1:21pm On Mar 02 |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 1:23pm On Mar 02 |
Obainoman6: No, I can't. I don't want to be a menace to the society, the pain they're going through is enough. If someone like me decides to do crime, you will need the FBI, CIA, and mossad to stop me. 4 Likes |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 1:25pm On Mar 02 |
@Everyone, I just need your patronage to get another apartment and some groceries so I can keep publishing my books. π |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by columbus007(m): 1:50pm On Mar 02 |
The God of adeboye will visit you soon my brother. 3 Likes |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by JOACHINpedro: 1:54pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi:Oshey supervillian 5 Likes
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Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SIXFEETUNDER: 2:03pm On Mar 02 |
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Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Geovanni412(m): 2:51pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi: How can you get clients when they don't understand you from the jump? Your first statement alone and your bulletpoints cannot attract any serious client that will pay good money Specialisation is KEY What niche do you specialise in writing articles in? What type of writing do you specialise in doing...is it grant writing, academic writing, content writing, copywriting? Your second statement is not an offer and is enough for people to dismiss you as unserious Your third statement sounds like mere fluff because even if you are good at it, you failed to convince us by showing us either templates of your work or testimonials from satisfied customers The same issues apply to your fourth and fifth statement The only people who will approach you for work with the way you sound are people looking for 5,000 naira per article writers Get serious Make an acct with carrd and create a landing page showcasing your portfolio or post pictures from your facebook profile that showcases your portfolio Refine your offer to one issue and be specific about the niche you are working in. Any other offer should be an additional package that goes together with the first offer. Example: You can offer to design book covers for kdp and paperback and editing kdp books. Target with this offer is people who want to publish ebooks. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Exousiang01(m): 4:16pm On Mar 02 |
Hunger never beat you. Who dey hungry no dey look mirror 3 Likes |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 5:20pm On Mar 02 |
Geovanni412: Thanks alot, boss. I do all that for myself so I don't got no customers testimonials. The original post was me just trying to sound economically funny β which went over a lot of people's head. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 5:22pm On Mar 02 |
Exousiang01: I'm sure I will overcome... I always do , Nigeria cannot kill me now, the fam needs me. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 5:24pm On Mar 02 |
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Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 5:26pm On Mar 02 |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 5:31pm On Mar 02 |
Aiight, everyone! Turns out, nobody found me worthy. My battery is running now so I've got to go β I'm unbothered because I know I will overcome. SuperOnyi, out! |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Geovanni412(m): 5:51pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi: You don't have customers? Friends and family are your first customers Use your facebook and reach out to ya school mates too And be more specific in what you are trying to say 1 Like |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 6:04pm On Mar 02 |
Geovanni412: Sir, I don't got no active socials... Sometimes, I just be thinking that the fact that I'm broke is my fault but I can't really fight it since I gotta deal with the abnormalities Nigeria keeps confronting a man with. I want to go into a lot of online stuffs but the lack of power supply is demoralizing, this year alone, I have moved to different towns and states because of electricity. Now, I can't do that no more because I'm broke. And yeah, about being "specific", I just write different books on Amazon and publish β mostly on self development. It's so sad I'm just starting out and lack of power supply has decided to keep kicking me down each time I get up. Man... Can't believe I'm literally ranting. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by tochez24(m): 6:15pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi: Lol you're funny ππ Do you really think our police is not working?? They're actually working my brother.... But they only work for the government!!!! If Nigerian government wants you, the police must get you in less than 24 hr i bet you. They don't need cia of fbi, they only need an executive order to actually function properly bro, if it's not coming from the top... They wouldn't do their jobsπ |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 6:40pm On Mar 02 |
tochez24: Honestly bro, if someone like me decides to live a life of crime; that could be disastrous. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by JOACHINpedro: 6:40pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi:I'm scared right now 1 Like
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Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi: 6:42pm On Mar 02 |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Thazard(m): 6:42pm On Mar 02 |
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Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Geovanni412(m): 7:24pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi: Move to Aba. Geometric just launched, so light go dey stable in a couple of months You still have not worked on your offer. Show some seriousness and rework your offer. Also telling us you are hungry doesnt help your cause, think about this, Would you enter a restaurant that is half-full with smiling customers or one that is empty? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by madscientist88(m): 7:28pm On Mar 02 |
how much were you earning, why didt you invest your money in a solar inverter which would have done you good,instead of moving all across the country to find steady power supply? |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by FuckHomophobes: 8:34pm On Mar 02 |
SuperOnyi: Send me your account details via email sir. |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by MONEY247: 4:55am On Mar 03 |
It's well bro... May you find a way out.... I can't even say how I navigate every day... To feed sef nah wahala.. I was just thinking yesterday, if someone needs a kidney, mehn I will sell one.... It's not easy to be a man..abeg.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Kenmatt(m): 6:33am On Mar 03 |
SuperOnyi: You're talking too much. If it's so, why have you not been able to excel and feed yourself on the one you claim here you know how to do best. 1 Like |
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