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Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Bitterkolatea4: 5:02pm On Mar 05 |
1). Own your 2 minutes like a man. "Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do." 2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful. Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire. 3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off! Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance. 4). Apologize Like A Real Man. Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress. 5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat. Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you. 6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep. 7). You Can Now Sleep Too. Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams. cool. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details. 9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last. For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins. 10). For permanet cure for weak erection, quick ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, Watery and low Sperm Count, infertility and improvement of your girth reach me on WhatsApp with the number on my signature. If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online and call me out on nairaland. It's hundred percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects. |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by EreluRoz: 5:07pm On Mar 05 |
Shame on all two minutes men shior ![]() |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Anny69(f): 5:09pm On Mar 05 |
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Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Negroid001(m): 5:10pm On Mar 05 |
EreluRoz: But, but, I'm a one minute man. 1 Like |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by thesicilian: 5:11pm On Mar 05 |
Horrible performance ke? Is there a trophy involved? |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Negroid001(m): 5:11pm On Mar 05 |
Bitterkolatea4: Tell her she's too sweet that's why you c****d after 30 seconds. 1 Like |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by thesicilian: 5:12pm On Mar 05 |
EreluRoz:What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation 3 Likes
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Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by EreluRoz: 5:13pm On Mar 05 |
Negroid001:Then cover your head in shame |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by EreluRoz: 5:14pm On Mar 05 |
thesicilian:Nothing like borehole, you just have a tiny ![]() |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by eazzzy1(m): 5:16pm On Mar 05 |
When a woman cums quick does she apologize? What you have is what you gave, try again another time. |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by thesicilian: 5:16pm On Mar 05 |
EreluRoz:Even the statue of liberty will look like a needle inside the grand canyon 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Negroid001(m): 5:20pm On Mar 05 |
EreluRoz: Why? Only takes one drop of sperm to impregnate a woman. Why i go dey stress myself? Lemme ask you, can you ride a guy effectively for more than 5 minutes? 1 Like |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by Negroid001(m): 5:20pm On Mar 05 |
thesicilian: Gbam 2 Likes |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by sylve11: 5:20pm On Mar 05 |
thesicilian: Wether tight or slack, who dey last go last. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by SyrusdeHansome(m): 5:27pm On Mar 05 |
thesicilian:Dat one fit swallow ur head join. May God save men from boreholes jarre. 1 Like |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:34pm On Mar 05 |
no man should be shamed on his bedroom performance, so long as he gave his best. if the babe doesnt like it, let her go find someone else. so long as you gave your absolute best, why should you care what she thinks/desire? thats all you got, she can take it or bounce! |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by brain54(m): 6:39pm On Mar 05 |
I had to laugh at this... Every man has experienced 2 mins at one point or another. No matter how you choose to go about it, it is always an embarrassing and awkward moment! |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by talk2hb1(m): 9:32pm On Mar 05 |
All this demonizing of men is too harsh, I am yet to see a woman who can ride for 10 Minutes, yet they want men to dig them forever. |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by ITbomb(m): 12:15am On Mar 06 |
Apologize Like A Real Man. Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress. You can't kill yourself my brother |
Re: Ten Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed. by FuckYeyeMods: 12:53am On Mar 06 |
thesicilian:Louder.. 1 Like |
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