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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Mirasteel: 3:15pm On Mar 12
1Sharon:
I remember when ppl used to mock yorubas for using water, now everybody is preaching water, okay I see you.
Northerners also use water, I use both water and soap.

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by joseph1832(m): 3:22pm On Mar 12
EreluRoz:
I don't know what you are talking about
I'm sure you don't, but come closer lemme whisper it to you. grin

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Joylove1233: 3:25pm On Mar 12
I observed the comment, although not entirely all per say. Nobody is asking why you didn’t ask the girl to take a shower before doing whatever. Always looking for how to bash ladies Na wa o
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by GloriousGbola: 3:33pm On Mar 12
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:40pm On Mar 12
Even if you use hypo, there will still be shit. There's is no ass you will open that you won't find shit, even if you don't see shit, you will see mess!
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by one4GOD(f): 3:55pm On Mar 12
4KNGOATS:

That's why most of these girls today are battling with fibroid
what do you know about fibroid, mu*u
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by romeorailss: 3:59pm On Mar 12
Wow !

While some of us love to see poo on a babe's yansh . It's a turn on . kiss
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by romeorailss: 3:59pm On Mar 12
Badamercy:
Damn am eating

What do you use
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by EreluRoz: 4:05pm On Mar 12
joseph1832:
I'm sure you don't, but come closer lemme whisper it to you. grin

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by winner37(m): 4:07pm On Mar 12
Absolutely, traveling is education.. Am from South South ,my first few months in South west I find it very difficult and offensive using water to clean my nyash after using the toilet but little did i knew is the most healthy, safe and cleanest way of maintaining personal hygiene..

I shared the same experience with you with one lady but I don't know why all this beautiful and sexy ladies are the once with STD ... I hate doing doggy at day time because I don't want to stand a chance of seeing someone's shite ..

Ladies should make it mandatory of using water to clean their nyash after using toliet or even urinating that hole is always smell offensive if personal hygiene is absent..

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by romeorailss: 4:08pm On Mar 12
airsaylongcome:


No jokes



Been using it since I started paying my own rent. Absolutely fine. Did a colonoscopy few weeks ago and my rectal health is in great shape. Don't know where rust would be coming from.

Wow your asshole was inspected? Bro u try o
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by romeorailss: 4:20pm On Mar 12
pocohantas:


I think most people are more likely to wipe with the left though. Given that they need the right to hold and balance the water. But this is good info for a handshaker. What of a cook? grin

Nigerians use the toilet and come out in a second. You don't hear water running from the wash-hand basin. Meaning they didn't wash those hands WITH SOAP. It makes me cringe. The butt area and hole should be washed while bathing. It is one of the most neglected parts of the body while bathing. The back of the ear is another.


You just showed how clean you are . Meaning your asshole won't smell a bit , I can bet my money on this
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:23pm On Mar 12
triplechoice:
Baby wipes can only work for babies and not for adults with lot of hair down there. You are hairless hence the reason you have no problem with it .

hairy nyansh comparable to hairy beard?! BWAAAAH is that man a gorilla or what? the assshole is NOT that hairy, i am sorry, and the little hair you have down there can easily be cleaned with wipes.

yomi531:
Baba, using water remains the best option. Leave English abeg

yes water is ultimately the best option but wipes are a very close 2nd (especially when we all know that most toilets out there dont have bidet nor water hose)
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by 1Sharon(f): 4:27pm On Mar 12
airsaylongcome:


Lol! Are you guys kidding me? The jet pressure from those things will wash any nyash clean.

Don't mind them. They aren't familiar with the technology.
Alot of nigerian houses don't even have showers, let alone bidets. They can't relate to good water pressure.
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by JustforMen: 4:29pm On Mar 12
MrBrownJay1:


i fully disagree, water is not needed if you use baby wipes and it actually does the business quite nice.

BTW if you didnt tell this girl about shiit in her nyansh then you are part of the problem here.

Baby wipe Dey block toilet!

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by airsaylongcome: 4:36pm On Mar 12
romeorailss:


Wow your asshole was inspected? Bro u try o

My large intensine (Colon) actually. But yeah it involves a thorough cleaning (an inspection) of the rectum ("asshole"wink
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by 1Sharon(f): 4:36pm On Mar 12
Bankkym:






I remember those days in delta state . Neighbors using newspapers because they can’t afford tissue will be mocking me for using water . Saying yorubas are dirty for using water to wash their ass 😂😂😂

Don't mind them. Who had the last laugh?
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by 1Sharon(f): 4:38pm On Mar 12
yesloaded:


Wrong advise

Soap is injurious to anus

Water with Dettol is good, that's what I use even while on trip

You can only use tissue to wipe water off your ass

Wait. So you say soap is injurious to the anus, but turn around to say you use dettol?

Dettol?!
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Modecaih: 4:50pm On Mar 12
nedekid:
Omo, if I use the loo, I use tissue and then I bath from head to toe. If I have running stomach and go 10 times I must bath 10 times and change my boxers each time.
How folks poo without proper cleaning up amazes me. You give someone a ride and next thing is the horrible smell that hits you inside ac.
I once went out with a paddy many years ago for a party. Omo, after we got high and walking towards the car, my guy say him wan poo. How? No toilet around and late at night. Omo he just walked away, cut some leaves, when to the nearest gutter, put one leg on each side and pulled down his pants and offloaded those demons. Omo I was in shock! He then used the leaves to wipe his arse, wore his trousers and walked back as if nothing just happened! Niggar still entered party and carried a lady. How!! Kai, some people dirty shaaa!!
🤣

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by sweetgala(m): 4:51pm On Mar 12
MrBrownJay1:




in some countries like Brasil, yes i had to put it in a bin next to the loo, as it is very normal to do there, but elsewhere i always flush it down and never had any issue whatsoever. been using wipes for more than 10yrs now, there are wipes in each and every toilets in my house.

Do not flush baby wipes or any type of wipes in the down the toilet. It caused the drainage to block and causes flooding and all sorts of issue. Also if the wate goes to a treatment plant they cause all sorts of issues for the machinery and the flow channels
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Igodan76: 4:58pm On Mar 12
Put 1 sachet of hypo bleach in an empty 1 litre bottled water plastic bottle ,fill it to the brim and shake it well, put a small hole on top of the bottle cap for easy spraying. After washing your bum bum with dettol soap after excretion...use the hypo solution to wash your hands..
Dont forget to rinse your laps, legs and foot for pooh particles





Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by ReubenE(m): 5:12pm On Mar 12
samuel9000:
Na ass d werey Bleep
That is what he did. He's just here downplaying it that he tried to do doggy and saw shit.

That guy did anal
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by 4KNGOATS(m): 5:26pm On Mar 12
one4GOD:
what do you know about fibroid, mu*u
Fk da shut up fibroid hive
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by bitbillionaire: 5:42pm On Mar 12
Hezmatosky:

Yoruba own different. How can a full grown adult going to a public toilet with a cup of water? Wetin you wan use am clean?
Big question;
If you go to toilet family toilet or public toilet and saw urine or coloured water on the sit, how can you clean them before sitting? Because there's no how men go wiwi without traces. Again some sheet stubborn

Good observation. And the funny thing be say, na the cup wey them dey take drink water or plate wey them dey take chop na him them dey take go wash nyash like that o

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by pocohantas(f): 5:48pm On Mar 12
ThierryJay:


100%. I discovered most people don't wash hands with soap after doing the do and this is even common with educated adults in offices, eateries etc.

I think the inside of the navel (for those with hollow navels) is the most neglected part of the body while bathing. The others you mentioned come close.

Thanks Thierry!

I was trying to remember it, but couldn't quite place my hand on it. People would brag about bathing in 3 mins. How? Better go back inside the bathroom and bathe well. Since I started waxing, I have not had any reason to consider shaving sticks or Veet. Though I have them for emergencies. Waxing pulls the hair from the root. Leaves one fresh and silky.



They will na carry that hand to come pick meat from your plate or eat eba with you.😩

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Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by lendahand(m): 5:52pm On Mar 12
nedekid:
Omo, if I use the loo, I use tissue and then I bath from head to toe. If I have running stomach and go 10 times I must bath 10 times and change my boxers each time.
How folks poo without proper cleaning up amazes me. You give someone a ride and next thing is the horrible smell that hits you inside ac.
I once went out with a paddy many years ago for a party. After we got high and walking towards the car, my guy say him wan poo. How? No toilet around and late at night. He just walked away, cut some leaves, when to the nearest gutter, put one leg on each side and pulled down his pants and offloaded those demons. I was in shock! He then used the leaves to wipe his arse, wore his trousers and walked back as if nothing just happened! Niggar still entered party and carried a lady. How??! Kai, some people dirty shaaa!!
washing your body frequently in a day offsets the good bacteria flora, ask a doctor. Not good for your skin. You get plenty boxers Shaa. Just poo, wipe mildly with tissue paper and then rinse with water.
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by yomi531(m): 5:55pm On Mar 12
MrBrownJay1:


hairy nyansh comparable to hairy beard?! BWAAAAH is that man a gorilla or what? the assshole is NOT that hairy, i am sorry, and the little hair you have down there can easily be cleaned with wipes.



yes water is ultimately the best option but wipes are a very close 2nd (especially when we all know that most toilets out there dont have bidet nor water hose)
OK o. I don't fancy any other option though. Na water them use train me from the cradle.
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Excel70: 6:16pm On Mar 12
airsaylongcome:


My large intensine (Colon) actually. But yeah it involves a thorough cleaning (an inspection) of the rectum ("asshole"wink
Was it painfull?
What about the prostate exam?
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Banbanna(m): 6:18pm On Mar 12
Yeah water cleanses the best. As per using it to wash off poo, I prefer putting soap in the small water container that I'm using to wash. That soapy water makes it slippery while washing poo off. So you don't feel the texture of your poo that much
Franzinni:
I can't imagine using tissue paper...


Tissue pros

You won't ever come in contact with poo with your hands

Tissue con

You can hardly clean properly
The paper can cause irritations

Water pro

You will be clean as brand new
You will avoid skin problems
You will be able to wash other nastiness away especially those women with leaking vaj.

Water con

You will use your hands to touch poo...
You might soak your clothes which will be obvious

But water wins all day.... Unless you white then...
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Allisgud: 6:46pm On Mar 12
nA those ones with long nails wey dey use tissue dey baffle me,I pity guys giving Dem head
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by JustforMen: 6:48pm On Mar 12
there are flushable wipes that decompose but normal wipes will surely block the drain as they do not decompose for years!!!

MrBrownJay1:




in some countries like Brasil, yes i had to put it in a bin next to the loo, as it is very normal to do there, but elsewhere i always flush it down and never had any issue whatsoever. been using wipes for more than 10yrs now, there are wipes in each and every toilets in my house.
Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by chiboycue: 6:56pm On Mar 12
Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.

Suppose you go to a place were there is no water to wash your bum bum and the only material available to clean your bum bum is toilet roll what do you do ?

You should have sex with a lady that you have paid her dowry and have married legally in order to avoid fornication and adultery. Have sex with your spouse alone.

I feel you can use toilet roll instead of tissue paper to clean your bum bum and then bath thoroughly at the end of the day before going to bed.

You could also bath and wash your body parts with soap and water thoroughly after using the toilet and before having sex with your spouse

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