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Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by SuperOnyi: 5:20pm On Mar 18 |
Therock5555: My boss, unfortunately... Your advice and that of others did the magic, although he was arrested for another crime the next day. Bro, I'm available for that update . |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Jeon(f): 12:35am On Mar 19 |
Chaii, see plenty lies for here, even the devil fear Hell. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by FRANCISTOWN: 8:34am On Mar 19 |
ayjay45:I can tell you basically that because I wear the shoe. There are average looking men, there are handsome men and there are really all round handsome men. Many men who consider themselves handsome would humble themselves when they come near me. I mean, when I was in school girls would say the word handsome doesn't fit me. They'd say I'm beautiful and pretty like a girl. Imagine see finish. Being extremely handsome comes with its own detriment too. 1. You'll suffer from obsessions. Many ladies will desperately obsess over you that it will choke you to death. 2. You won't be able to walk freely in a public place because everyone is looking at you. I don't step outside my house without nose mask. 3. Sometimes your cuteness get in your head and you have shitty attitude towards women so it's always almost impossible to keep a long term relationship with women. 4. Many women are scared of dating you because of the fear of High Blood Pressure. I've had many girls say to me that they can never date someone like me unless they want to die young. 5. You'll lose jobs because of looks. One HR said I'll cause a distraction and it will affect productivity. Another said I'm too cute for that amount of salary and I'll leave in a week. Another said I'm too cute to do some kinna job E.TC. 6. People will automatically think you won't live long because they believe you are a promiscuous person. 7. The only advise people will give to you is to be careful of women, because they think that's the only thing you'll do with your life. 8. Married women will choke your life out. 9. People automatically believe you are from the "marine kingdom" like it exists in the first place. 10. You won't be able to ask girls out because of pride. You'd feel you are too handsome to be rejected. 11. If you're not careful you will have more enemies especially if you're an introvert. People will think you are arrogant, they'd never think you are shy. 12. You can't have close friends, your friends will be scared for their girlfriends. 13. Women can't help you for free without wanting anything in return It's an endless list of problems. Most days you'd really wish you were just average. Without any doubt, your personality and character don't get people attracted to you let's not lie to ourselves. Good looks does. Many ladies around handsome guys do not even truly love them. Some just want to conquer them as a trophy. Many see them as objects of sex. You should be grateful. Too much of everything is bad. It is tougher for pretty guys than you think. 2 Likes |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Therock5555(m): 10:07am On Mar 19 |
SuperOnyi: Mad oh, karma came really quick. Omor, my schedule choke this month, maybe we'll work something out next month. Try chat me up for WhatsApp sha... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Mikuni(m): 11:03am On Mar 19 |
deanoffaculty:You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute 2 Likes |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Mikuni(m): 11:09am On Mar 19 |
Therock5555:Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by deanoffaculty: 11:38am On Mar 19 |
Mikuni:Supercute.......I'm not arguing that fact. Nice one! But just imagine them without money. That's when you will know that money is good and it changes looks and beauty. 1 Like |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Ojagun(m): 12:24pm On Mar 19 |
FRANCISTOWN: Baba,after all this your shalaye... I would still rather look like you than the OP 5 Likes |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Ojagun(m): 12:46pm On Mar 19 |
KingDash09: Damn shon... I cannot believe this your hilarious response triggered @ILegend so much he responded with a novel. Tsk...tsk...tsk...sensitive men everywhere. 3 Likes |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by FRANCISTOWN: 6:58pm On Mar 19 |
Ojagun: We should be really careful what we wish for though. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by imagrg(m): 9:54pm On Mar 19 |
Oh boy, It's money you need to catch them not looks. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by KingDash09(m): 10:23pm On Mar 19 |
Me na bad guy na The only nigga badder na ubunja🐐 Ojagun: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Bitterkolatea4: 11:19pm On Mar 19 |
ayjay45:e be like say you dey catch vruise because the person i am seeing on your profile is very handsome. You are beimg rejected because you no get money. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Therock5555(m): 10:26am On Mar 20 |
Mikuni: You don't seem like you need girls urgently, abi no be you complain say your new chick get fetish neighbor... |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Mikuni(m): 4:17pm On Mar 20 |
Therock5555:I wan Change am urgently |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by okoroemeka(m): 4:58pm On Mar 20 |
ayjay45:you are not even wishing to be born in a rich family,guy go and hustle for money,even if you look like chimpanzee and have money the girls will come,they are sending your broke status even from your pics |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Damian911: 6:16pm On Mar 20 |
Nice2023:Money 🤑🤑🤑 Answereth all 🤑 Is key! |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by SuperOnyi: 7:22am On Mar 21 |
Therock5555: I just remembered I didn't reply to this. No problem boss, I'm ready when you're ready... Since your number is in your signature, I'll surely text you anytime. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by sacajawea(m): 11:51am On May 11 |
pansophist:Explain that intelligence and being Fit part? Being fit how? |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Localgrandpa: 11:53am On May 11 |
ayjay45: Get money. You'll be the finest dude in the world. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by pansophist(m): 11:46pm On May 11 |
sacajawea: Being fit with a low body fat percentage. You should be able to see traces of your packs, and your stomach shouldn't protrude. Your facial definition should be visible, such as your cheekbone and jawline. By intelligence, just have sense and be current. You should be able to express yourself, and use words appropriately. So one should know the subtle differences between synonyms for example, and can defend his belief. 5 Likes |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by sacajawea(m): 4:19am On May 12 |
pansophist:So how does this make Life easy for you?? How do all these in a human make life easy for you? |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by sacajawea(m): 4:22am On May 12 |
pansophist:So these being able to express yourself, use words Know synonyms, defend your belief, how does that make life easier for you |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by okoroemeka(m): 9:40am On May 12 |
ayjay45:even a chimpanzee in a GLK will look handsome |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Fattprince23: 11:03am On May 12 |
pansophist:Guess I'm intelligent. Cos sometimes when I hear a word I just go into drive and start thinking of all it's synonyms and the little difference and the most appropriate one and the ones which can still be allowed. Just that recently when I work is how to get or earn money. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Fattprince23: 11:03am On May 12 |
pansophist:Guess I'm intelligent. Cos sometimes when I hear a word I just go into drive and start thinking of all it's synonyms and the little difference and the most appropriate one and the ones which can still be allowed. Just that recently when I walk is how to get or earn money. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by pansophist(m): 11:10am On May 12 |
Fattprince23: I've seen your comments and I can tell you that you're intelligent lol. Intelligence should also not be limited to eloquence, after all, there are lots of influencers online that speaks very good but are sophisticated idiots. Also, lots of people mask their stupidity with grammars, but intelligent people can see through that. Intelligence is actually simple. "Involuntary sperm recipient " is another way to say "rape". A dumb person might mask with using long word, but a smart person will just say " Rape". Or those woke mofos that refers to mothers as "baby making humans", but with all their degree and big grammars, they are pathetic idiots. If you speak Igbo or Arabic fluently, and can express yourself in it very well, then it's also a sign of intelligence. English is just a medium of communication, And if you study other languages such as Chinese, you'll realise how poor in expression English is. So you get the point. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Fattprince23: 1:00pm On May 12 |
Jeon:He's not. Only that he looks younger than 26. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Exceed15: 4:34pm On May 12 |
Your problem is how u see yourself. |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by saturnjay(m): 7:58pm On May 12 |
Na low self esteem dey kill you dey go |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Bouncing2(m): 9:25pm On May 12 |
Bro…stop talking down on ya self. You’re not ugly,,that’s certain! You only need to beef up your bag 💰..and Jeon will come tripping all over you!🤩 |
Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Iambetter: 11:50pm On May 23 |
I can relate when I was very young I had this deep set of eye's and folks we be like see as your eye deep like deeper life But today it now hunter sexy eyes SuperOnyi: |
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