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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by nedekid: 11:30am On Mar 20

As I always say, once you give birth, do a DNA test to confirm the kids are yours. Do not claim wify na saint, na angel and other crap. Some mumus here will even claim you must marry virgin to avoid stories. As if they can tell who be virgin. Do the test.
If you are over 50 with already grown kids, just take life as it is. No need. Don't poke the beer with a stick. Unless you wanna send yourself to an early grave of which life will go on.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Ed12(m): 11:31am On Mar 20

chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

You can't shame a man for cheating just like men can't broke shame a woman

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NPFLADMIN(m): 11:31am On Mar 20

callthefred:

Continue using poverty as excuse. Shebi when you sponsor a child reach graduation you go know wetin sup. Nothing beats being so sure.

The question is how can a person who's never had 100k in his account, how he wan take do DNA test.

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Zooposki(f): 11:31am On Mar 20

Beverlyjean:

And u think u are doing the man if u are unfaithful to him cos he's unfaithful to u... any woman that ever uses that as an excuse is nothing but a hoe ... if u steal from me and i decide to also steal from u, then I'm a thief ... every woman should have dignity for their bodies ... it brings innocence into the world thru giving birth.... a man cheating is not the same as a woman cheating.... just like a broke woman is different from a broke man

lol. Oshi pick me. Aunty or Uncle, whatever gender you are, body no be firewood for both men and women. I cannot come and be eating a man’s weak akamu after he don spread am around. I must chop all exotic food, same as him. No be only him go dey enjoy. Variety is the spice of life. If a man cheats he has broken the bond and the result is his wife cheating, sometimes not even knowing why. Spiritually it is called karmic justice to balance the scale, but physically it is called an open marriage. Do me, I do you God no go vex.

Imagine an old husband with weak erection after he has finished sleeping around or a young boy with strong hard thick prick. Allah Arkbar. As the thing dey enter your heaven you go just dey scream Jesu, Jesu, Jesu oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:31am On Mar 20

Angelfrost:

Sigh... You are smarter than this na.

How can you even begin to compare the level of infidelity among married women today and generations past?!!

...And how can you compare the level of knowledge of Paternity tests today and generations past?!!
Comment with some objectivity please... Don't merely differ for the sake of it.

I am not comparing. I am simply stating that men who are eager to confirm their children's paternity should also be confident enough to want to know their own biological fathers. Children deserve to know their biological grandfathers.

The fact that paternity testing was not available in that generation is the reason to pull everyone on board now that they are readily available. That DNA machine is not only meant for kids. A 90 year old grandfather can also get tested.

Everyone deserves to know their family tree. In fact, it helps in genetic engineering and personalised medicine.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by motionarena: 11:33am On Mar 20

I will sponsor DNA test for 5 men here

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Rejoice28(f): 11:34am On Mar 20

Friends Jesus Christ loves y'all and he want you to accept him as your personal lord and saviour by giving your life to Christ, believing in him and repenting of your sins.remember tomorrow might be too late. Shalom

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by superintendents(m): 11:35am On Mar 20

motionarena:
I will sponsor DNA test for 5 men here

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:36am On Mar 20

EreluRoz:
Sometimes you spit truth but other times you are so annoying that I can't count the number of times I have konk you through my phone screen.

Some of these guys shouting DNA will feel bad if their dad starts demanding for DNA from their mom.
Every woman out there is bad and a cheat except their moms and sisters.

My dear, you already know that you are my personal person. I just say my truth and move on. It's okay to disagree somedays.

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Goodlady(f): 11:38am On Mar 20

luminouz:

Exactly like you.. that's how they reason

So because you got fûcked and had a child from the tryst, I, as the husband, should pay for the upkeep and everything of the child, as a penance for your cheating ass?

How dafuq does that even make any sense, mudafucker😡😡😡😡

If dog nor bite ya yansh dz weak make my bf serve me breakfast. Ndi ara.
See his poverty head below!

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by superintendents(m): 11:39am On Mar 20

EreluRoz:
Sometimes you spit truth but other times you are so annoying that I can't count the number of times I have konk you through my phone screen.

Some of these guys shouting DNA will feel bad if their dad starts demanding for DNA from their mom.
Every woman out there is bad and a cheat except their moms and sisters.

hope I can like this millions times..

Bitter truth..

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by noble2faith(m): 11:40am On Mar 20

Acidosis:

I am not comparing. I am simply stating that men who are eager to confirm their children's paternity should also be confident enough to want to know their own biological fathers. Children deserve to know their biological grandfathers.

The fact that paternity testing was not available in that generation is the reason to pull everyone on board now that they are readily available. That DNA machine is not only meant for kids. A 90 year old grandfather can also get tested.

Everyone deserves to know their family tree. In fact, it helps in genetic engineering and personalised medicine.

There was traditional paternity test then in some cultures. It was normally done when the baby was just born. In Ijaw culture, for instance, the new born baby would be placed in river. If the baby got drowned, it wasnt the child of the said father.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by EreluRoz: 11:41am On Mar 20

Acidosis:

My dear, you already know that you are my personal person. I just say my truth and move on. It's okay to disagree somedays.

😆

If we are ready to take this DNA issue seriously, even some older ones won't be spared though it may not be much compared to the mess we have around these days.

It should even be made mandatory and free at birth kos the stories we read about paternity fraud are heartbreaking

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by LordIsaac(m): 11:41am On Mar 20

Beverlyjean:

And u think u are doing the man if u are unfaithful to him cos he's unfaithful to u... any woman that ever uses that as an excuse is nothing but a hoe ... if u steal from me and i decide to also steal from u, then I'm a thief ... every woman should have dignity for their bodies ... it brings innocence into the world thru giving birth.... a man cheating is not the same as a woman cheating.... just like a broke woman is different from a broke man

Seconded…they have forgotten that someone “bought” them from their parents and gave them their names, not the other way round!

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Beverlyjean(f): 11:41am On Mar 20

Zooposki:

lol. Oshi pick me. Aunty or Uncle, whatever gender you are, body no be firewood for both men and women. I cannot come and be eating a man’s weak akamu after he don spread am around. I must chop all exotic food, same as him. No be only him go dey enjoy. Variety is the spice of life. If a man cheats he has broken the bond and the result is his wife cheating, sometimes not even knowing why. Spiritually it is called karmic justice to balance the scale, but physically it is called an open marriage. Do me, I do you God no go vex.

Imagine an old husband with weak erection after he has finished sleeping around or a young boy with strong hard thick prick. Allah Arkbar. As the thing dey enter your heaven you go just dey scream Jesu, Jesu, Jesu oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reason why men don't make hoes like u a wife ... good girls that still have morals and good upbringing, women that have dignity for their body will always be a million times better than women like u

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Opeyemic01: 11:43am On Mar 20

superintendents:
Oga I can not do DNA I trust my wife to the extent..

[/b]DNA is for those who don't want to be treated as they treat others.. [b]

This is good and I commend you for the trust in your wife. However, other men who are victims and now voicing out at a point must have trusted their wives too, you know?? If you have the money do it early and have your rest of mind intact, if the result comes out fine, than to be regretting when it's almost too late. Sometimes, hospitals can be an accomplice and not because a wife has cheated. Hence it is important to do the test early. I already told my girlfriend, we are doing DNA, if she likes she stays, she likes she can leave me. The world has been turned upside down than not to be on guard. It is the reality of the current world and not because of trust issue only.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by enemyofprogress: 11:43am On Mar 20

I keep having this feeling that I have children somewhere in other men's houses. At least 3. Don't ask me how.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Austineva(m): 11:44am On Mar 20

superintendents:
I swear this shit would break long term peaceful families.. Is better to boycott this for your own sanity..

modified...you guys don't want to be treated as you treat others..

Continue..

You are an irredeemable SIMPle man grin

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by MySolace: 11:46am On Mar 20

chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

Dis is way beyond being faithful and unfaithful.
Allowing urself to get pregnant by another man is just out of proportion. This isnt cheating, its high iresponsibility mixed wit wickedness... No man should ever forgive such waywardness.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Austineva(m): 11:46am On Mar 20

wunmi590:

I don't have a wife that sleep around and I married my wife as a virgin, all my kids are my carbon copy, no need doubting...

If you have ever been a bro-olosho you will most likely marry olosho as a wife...

Men too should change their ways, if you want your wife to do same...

Please don't mention me, if you don't have something reasonable to say, I get headache

another irredeemable SIMPle man supported grin

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Yelight(m): 11:49am On Mar 20

Don't settle for paternity test only do maternity test also because some of these our hospitals no nice o. He go shock you say no be the woman born the pikin wey she breast fed for years!

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by otipoju(m): 11:50am On Mar 20

Acidosis:
I'm not against a DNA test o. But many of you are too focused on the paternity of your kids even while you're not sure whether the man you call father is your actual father. 😅

To imagine that paternity fraud started in your generation is the actual fraud. 🤣

You people are only venting now because of your emerging dislike towards younger Nigerian women. But that dislike and suspicion no dey ever reach una mama side.

I'll come back to talk more about this. But I agree with you, paternity fraud is not s new thing.

Like I said earlier, Paternity fraud is not a new thing. Nevertheless it was not prevalent on this scale for the following reasons.

1. Moral Values. Men and Women were not as promiscuous as we have today. There was still and element of upright behavior in society.

2. Enabling environmwnt.

Compared to the 70,s and 80's and even laye 90's we did not have as much hotels, and techmology that brought people from far flung places together easily.
Hotels, Planes, Ridesharing apps, Social Media, Mobile phones all combine to make sex more accessible.

3. Urban rural migration.

In the time of our mothers, most lived in communities where everyone were not strangers to each other. They probably all grew up together...so the fear loosing ones reputation was a detterant...now there is nothing as such...as your neighbor is a stranger to you and you don't really care.

Paternity test mandatory immediately after birth may help the society regain its sanity.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by FuckYeyeMods: 11:51am On Mar 20

chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

Story..
You go cheat as a wife, got pregnant and bring the pregnancy home.
That is height of loveless, tasteless marriage exhibited by a wicked, cruel wife.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Beverlyjean(f): 11:54am On Mar 20

Goodlady:

How do women reason?
Those women with bastards, no be ya fellow man do them?
Men are the only scum!

Some women bring in another man's child and says its for the husband, probably, the real father don't even know he impregnated her and u still say men are the only scum... can't u see u are mentally unstable

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Lamasta(m): 11:58am On Mar 20

superintendents:
I swear this shit would break long term peaceful families.. Is better to boycott this for your own sanity..

modified...you guys don't want to be treated as you treat others..

Continue..

Boycott what

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:59am On Mar 20

noble2faith:

There was traditional paternity test then in some cultures. It was normally done when the baby was just born. In Ijaw culture, for instance, the new born baby would be placed in river. If the baby got drowned, it wasnt the child of the said father.

Ohh, I see. The tradition is barbaric though (i.e., making an innocent child suffer for no justifiable reason)

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 12:01pm On Mar 20

Beverlyjean:

Women now have more options and possible to cheat compared to decades ago ...

True that. Everyone now has more options and possible ways to cheat.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by MrCork: 12:04pm On Mar 20

chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by MrCork: 12:07pm On Mar 20

chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

chimmonk....u are a diswot da hell u talkin about?.... women are not sopose to cheat & u a worst example to womens.In fact, you a national disgrase for encoraging women to cheat. YOU NOT A WIFEY MATERIAL....are u tryin to compete with men on chasssin women? SHAME ON U!!!!!(no oofeincse)

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 12:09pm On Mar 20

EreluRoz:
😆

If we are ready to take this DNA issue seriously, even some older ones won't be spared though it may not be much compared to the mess we have around these days.

It should even be made mandatory and free at birth kos the stories we read about paternity fraud are heartbreaking

This is a report by the Punch Newspaper "Three out of 10 Nigerian men are not biological fathers of their children."

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/05/paternity-fraud-three-out-of-10-nigerian-men-are-not-biological-fathers-of-their-children-2/

It may be true that the rate of paternity fraud has heightened in recent times.

I completely agree that parents should be mandated to get that test. There is no morality left in the world anymore, only fear (according to comedian Layiwasabi). So if morals won't curb paternity fraud, the fear of getting caught will.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Saao(m): 12:10pm On Mar 20

NPFLADMIN:
200k for DNA?

In a country where poverty is more than 50%?

rich women cheat more than poor women

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by chikason22(m): 12:10pm On Mar 20

FRANCISTOWN:

Many of you sound like you were raised by bedbugs.

So you are saying if my father was a poor man, I should also remain a poor man.
If my father was not educated, I should also remain uneducated.
If my father was a thief, I should also be a thief.
If my father was uncivilized, then I should also remain uncivilized?
So if I'm not sure whether my father is my real father, I should not be sure whether my child is my biological child too.
Since my father made a mistake, I should make the same mistake right?
I should also travel the path of my father's mistakes.

I'm now very sure that many Nigerians have an IQ less than 20.

Anyway! I and my father are copy and paste. A splitting image.

Since you don't know your real father, at least try to know your real children.

I have removed your name from the list of those going to heaven. You no fit make heaven again.
Chai!! See finishing
😳😳😳😳
People wicked oo

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