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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by 1Sharon(f): 2:42pm On Mar 20
Safyqueen:
Go ahead with your DNA matter within southern Nigeria, we don't have the problem in the north. You fornicates, commits adultery, drink alcohol anyhow but married late and you think you are not going to fill your societies with bastards? DNA kill you there.
Continue insulting the north with early marriage palava.

Look at this one !

You hypocrites are exactly like the south but Islam teaches you not to talk about your sins.

Early marriage kill you.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Timmi: 2:42pm On Mar 20
chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well


DOG BITE MAN AND MAN BITE DOG, NO BE THE SAME.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 2:43pm On Mar 20
ExudeLoveToAll:


Your usage of your frontal lobe is very poor, you need to upgrade.

Because I made you feel bad and concerned about whether the man you call father may never truly be your biological father?? Oh well, that's how your children feel too when you take them for a paternity test. Why are you people venting, na? You want to test your child, but you don't want to get tested yourselves?


Una don meet una match today. grin grin

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by 1Sharon(f): 2:53pm On Mar 20
FRANCISTOWN:

You are very stupid for the emboldened, I could pass an uncle to you. You should be slightly older than my first child. Are you mad?

That you are bastard doesn't mean everyone
is like the man you knew to be your father.

That's why you should come from a family with good antecedence and pedigree.

Even before DNA became this common in Nigeria. There are at least 5 ways we use in my lineage to prove whether the child really belongs to the supposed father or not.

If you're from the family of fools, do you think everyone should be foolish then?


Really grin

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Goodlady(f): 3:00pm On Mar 20
Beverlyjean:


U already living a frustrating life..
I'll frustrate you to buy sniper.
But I ll pray for you to drink otapiapia instead.

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by razible5384(m): 3:01pm On Mar 20
Beverlyjean:


And u think u are doing the man if u are unfaithful to him cos he's unfaithful to u... any woman that ever uses that as an excuse is nothing but a hoe ... if u steal from me and i decide to also steal from u, then I'm a thief ... every woman should have dignity for their bodies ... it brings innocence into the world thru giving birth.... a man cheating is not the same as a woman cheating.... just like a broke woman is different from a broke man
I'm always looking forward to your comment, an I read them word for word.....you such a gem
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by KIDfurniture(m): 3:03pm On Mar 20
Lol —- very funny - are u married ?
chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Teleprompter(f): 3:03pm On Mar 20
The solution to this paternity fraud which many look away from is for people to stop having unprotected sex when a child is not expected.
Also, the men that fall victims are usually the ones that think a woman’s past doesn’t count or a woman can be wayward but kind hearted.
It is very difficult for a woman to pin a baby on the wrong father except when the man is a simp. It takes a lot to try to pull this level of stunt but men don’t want to be accountable for their choice of women but instead scream fear women.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by toujurs: 3:33pm On Mar 20
Beverlyjean:


And u think u are doing the man if u are unfaithful to him cos he's unfaithful to u... any woman that ever uses that as an excuse is nothing but a hoe ... if u steal from me and i decide to also steal from u, then I'm a thief ... every woman should have dignity for their bodies ... it brings innocence into the world thru giving birth.... a man cheating is not the same as a woman cheating.... just like a broke woman is different from a broke man
You are a smart woman.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by hansomb: 3:39pm On Mar 20
Beverlyjean:


And u think u are doing the man if u are unfaithful to him cos he's unfaithful to u... any woman that ever uses that as an excuse is nothing but a hoe ... if u steal from me and i decide to also steal from u, then I'm a thief ... every woman should have dignity for their bodies ... it brings innocence into the world thru giving birth.... a man cheating is not the same as a woman cheating.... just like a broke woman is different from a broke man
Gbam you nailed it with the broke man , broke woman argument.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Uchesis: 3:52pm On Mar 20
wunmi590:


I don't have a wife that sleep around and I married my wife as a virgin, all my kids are my carbon copy, no need doubting...

If you have ever been a bro-olosho you will most likely marry olosho as a wife...

Men too should change their ways, if you want your wife to do same...

Please don't mention me, if you don't have something reasonable to say, I get headache
Bros if you get 200k wey you no need pls go and do DNA test o. Leave all this "i marry my wife as virgin stuff". They have used it to scam many men. I'll rather trust the devil than trust women of nowadays
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NEUDUDE: 3:58pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:

I'll frustrate you to buy sniper.
But I ll pray for you to drink otapiapia instead.

see who want to frustrate somebody. Dirty girl shouting menstrual nonsense on public forum shioor sad angry embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by ValarDoharis: 3:59pm On Mar 20
Why does it seem like you're fighting against DNA testing?
Acidosis:


Were you around in those days?? Dey play. Men are now focused on it because DNA testing only gained popularity in Nigeria a few years ago. How can you focus on something that was never available or affordable in the first place?
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by nstore: 4:07pm On Mar 20
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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 4:25pm On Mar 20
ValarDoharis:
Why does it seem like you're fighting against DNA testing?


I can never be against DNA testing. I believe that, apart from knowing one's ABO blood group and genotype, DNA testing should be made mandatory for every living being (father, mother, uncles, aunties, children, adopted children, etc.).

Lets adopt the Kuwait system, then you'll realise that most of the people screaming on this thread are merely hating on women that are not their mothers or sisters.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by VULCAN(m): 4:36pm On Mar 20
The summary of this illogical diatribe is that just because our fathers did not have access to DNA and could not prove paternity fraud, then we who have access to DNA should not bother with it but just accept to train bastards

A thought just as stupid as saying just because our father's did not have email then we should not make use of it.

Perhaps we should stick to sending letters through the Post Office.

And to think 74 people liked this shit

Acidosis:
I'm not against a DNA test o. But many of you are too focused on the paternity of your kids even while you're not sure whether the man you call father is your actual father. 😅

To imagine that paternity fraud started in your generation is the actual fraud. 🤣

You people are only venting now because of your emerging dislike towards younger Nigerian women. But that dislike and suspicion no dey ever reach una mama side.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Goodlady(f): 4:47pm On Mar 20
NEUDUDE:


see who want to frustrate somebody. Dirty girl shouting menstrual nonsense on public forum shioor sad angry embarassed lipsrsealed
E
You are a public toilet so I m dumping this in your mouth. Eat this

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NothingDoMe: 4:49pm On Mar 20
FRANCISTOWN:


Many of you sound like you were raised by bedbugs.

So you are saying if my father was a poor man, I should also remain a poor man.
If my father was not educated, I should also remain uneducated.
If my father was a thief, I should also be a thief.
If my father was uncivilized, then I should also remain uncivilized?
So if I'm not sure whether my father is my real father, I should not be sure whether my child is my biological child too.
Since my father made a mistake, I should make the same mistake right?
I should also travel the path of my father's mistakes.

I'm now very sure that many Nigerians have an IQ less than 20.

Anyway! I and my father are copy and paste. A splitting image.

Since you don't know your real father, at least try to know your real children.
😄😄😄
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by NothingDoMe: 4:54pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:

How do women reason?
Those women with bastards, no be ya fellow man do them?
Men are the only scum!
Lol. So that's why you transfered the responsibilities to another man.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Goodlady(f): 4:56pm On Mar 20
NothingDoMe:
Lol. So that's why you transfered the responsibilities to another man.
I be ya mama?
Ask ya family members wey dey do am. Na men like you dey spoil this world.

Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 5:36pm On Mar 20
VULCAN:
The summary of this illogical diatribe is that just because our fathers did not have access to DNA and could not prove paternity fraud, then we who have access to DNA should not bother with it but just accept to train bastards

A thought just as stupid as saying just because our father's did not have email then we should not make use of it.

Perhaps we should stick to sending letters through the Post Office.

And to think 74 people liked this shit


Laboratories and coroners all over the world even prove paternity fraud for and against the dead. Quit the excuses for the living.

....but We all know why you can't suggest paternity testing to your dads. You all love your moms too much to give her a heart attack, isn't??

Awon emergency paternity testing lovers. cheesy

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by customstreet: 5:42pm On Mar 20
It is not even up to N100k. I did my own for N80k at Lagos State forensic and DNA center, CMS before it was burnt down during EndSARS. The result was 00000%
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by dankorode(m): 5:45pm On Mar 20
Toluwanise247:

You talk as a Christian but unfortunately women don’t reason like that …
More anointing for you head
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by jelel6: 5:47pm On Mar 20
noble2faith:


There was traditional paternity test then in some cultures. It was normally done when the baby was just born. In Ijaw culture, for instance, the new born baby would be placed in river. If the baby got drowned, it wasnt the child of the said father.

cry Kai, how many innocents perished.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by G00dharddick: 5:58pm On Mar 20
chiommy123:
I have no issues with DNA but if you want your wife to be faithful to you please be faithful to her as well

Sadly you Nigeria girls have -0.1% IQ. No sense at all.

When a man cheats, abeg check back, I wan check something. That's when we'll know who will kick who out. Na Dem we no wether na you get the house or na him get house.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by cornelman: 6:00pm On Mar 20
Acidosis:

Many of you were raised by paternity fraudsters.



At least you know that your father was poor. Now, do you know who your real father is? There lies the question cheesy



You can't afford to make the mistake your father made. So yeah, if that man you called father is not your real father, then you should try not to make the same mistake. How's that hard?



Oh now, you know your real father?? I'm shocked. Never knew you care so much about your (own) paternity.



You know your real father, but you don't want others to know their real fathers?? I sabi una type very well cheesy

Every woman out there is a potential paternity fraudster apart from una mama grin grin

You sounded like a paternity fraudster.

What the guy said is clear. That someone was ignorant to accept you and it went well for him doesn't mean you should be ignorant too.

Go and read the story of Gbenga Olawepo Hashim, a former presidential aspirant. You will understand what he's trying to say, if it's that you truly don't understand.
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by MikArib: 6:36pm On Mar 20
FRANCISTOWN:

What happens the day the real father shows up?
What Abt , if he does not show up
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by FRANCISTOWN: 6:52pm On Mar 20
Acidosis:


This 'weyrey' think say DNA is all about hating on promiscous women. LOL.

And you must be very 'silly, to imagine that someone like you can birth a man like me. Who dash your wandering Monkey banana??

Before DNA arrived in Nigeria, your ancestors had methods for determining paternity, but all you have as proof of your own paternity is being the "spitting" image of your father. LMAO grin Again, you must be extremely 'silly, to think everyone does not understand the subject of genetics and genetic pedigree. In fact, your analogy just shows the extent of your senselessness.

Let me just share this company link here (https://www.trakgene.com/). It is an Australian firm. Take a look, and you'll see why sensible people advocate for genuine genetic testing, not the du m.b' and misogynistic fantasies (that never extend to your mothers) you and your headless marauders indulge in.

Before you come back to shame your generation, make sure you google the word "genetic pedigree." If your head can contain extra 2Megabyte of knowledge, I will share my PERSONAL work on the aforementioned concept/company. But I know say your head na coconut. No meaningful thing can enter.
Your father, your grandfather and your great-grand na them be werey.

When I graduated first class honour you were prolly cheating your way thru primary three examinations. This is FRANCISTOWN, A.K.A System Unit.

If I lost 97% of my brain power I'd still be more intelligent than the summation of everyone in your family, including the bastards you'll raise as your own.

You are indeed an evidence that a bastard should not be raised. I mean see what you turned out to be just because you were not raised by your biological father.

I've noticed that idiots who run to Google for words meanings will always expose themselves because their brain cells do not have enough electricity to process them.

I said it's good to come from a family with good antecedence and pedigree.

Your half baked knowledge filled brain misconstrued it for "Genetic Pedigree".

Who is talking about genetic pedigree?
Where have I mentioned genetic pedigree within all I've typed. If you're related with stupidity by blood, are you also blind?

That was the reason I used the word "antecedence" with "pedigree".

Since your biological father isn't the man who you know as father. My pity is with him. This is one of the reason not to raise bastards. They always waste whatever money you invest on them.

Imagine a stupid person who doesn't know the difference between "antecedence and pedigree" and "genetic antecedence".

When I said I'm my father's Ctrl+c/v . You should have asked what I meant instead of rushing into a fallacy of hasty generalisation.

Oh! Because I said men should consider DNA test, I'm misogynistic.

You are a disgrace to mannishness. See the way the idiot is defending women like his life depends on it.

Lemme make this clear. I'm not a regular person. I'm very wicked and vengeful. I no geh joy

Don't put yourself in a situation where people who are very close to you will give you a call early in the morning that your life is not safe courtesy of nightmares they'll have concerning you.

One year is not too much to strategize how to deal with the person behind an unknown moniker. If it sounded like a super story, you may want to clear your doubts.

Let's both respectfully end our discussion here. I won't respond to your mentions again.
Please avoid me.

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Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by FRANCISTOWN: 6:56pm On Mar 20
MikArib:

What Abt , if he does not show up
The mother could later on tell the child if you misbehaved towards her when the child is grown, or when the woman makes more money then you
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Toluwanise247(m): 7:13pm On Mar 20
[quote author=dankorode post=129024519] More anointing for you head [/quote
Amen 🙏
Re: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by alphaNomega: 7:24pm On Mar 20
FRANCISTOWN:
Lemme tell you something. Here in Nigeria.
Having a possession of something doesn't mean you have the ownership.

According to punch report, Six out of every 10 paternity tests turn out negative. “Statistically, in DNA paternity testing, most times in Nigeria, we see that six out of every 10 children might not be fathered by their presumed father.

That your child, that has grown on you, cherished and have showered lots of love and sacrifices may turn out to be not your child eventually grin grin

Now the problem is. The biological father might not even know he has a child somewhere. And when he knows, most of the times. He will do anything and everything possible and impossible to retrieve his child.

Now, you on the other hand might go like "Since I raised this child, I'm not giving my child to anyone". ROTFLMAO 😂 😂. You are not giving what? Your what again please? 😂 😂.

Some men are even very stupid. Some will go like "let the sleeping dog lie". Let the sleeping dog do what?
Did I purchase the dog to sleep idle?

One thing I love about the truth is that. You can't do nothing against the truth, but for the truth. If you refused to face the truth head-on, the truth will turn around to face you, and that's when you'll realise that Jesus has no tribal marks.

"Real men don't care about DNA, they raise and love them kids whether or not" . Lemme make it more fancy "Real men raise other people's kids like theirs even if they're not sure". Lol! Dey play. Dey there make pant dey wear you, body go tell you.

If you liked, spend ₦3billion on a kid. The moment the biological(real) father shows up. Whatever you have between you guys begins to have a crack.

It is better for you to know that the child is not yours and to proceed to raise the child than for you to think the child is yours and at the end of the day be up for a premium cruise party. My people dey call am, prem prem kumkum. 😂 😂

Well, if you'd like to be unfortunate, who am I to stop you?

Anyways , Enchanté.

Save yourself all this stress and marry virgin

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