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Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:07pm On Mar 28 |
This one https://www.nairaland.com/8044124/urgent-christians-endtime-daily-sacrifice#129157680 ? Hilanders, lovelanders and landers I have decided to copy and paste what is on that thread above here. After reading the post, the following are some survival skills you must needs develop: Stay with me. 1) Give your life to CHRIST: this will save you from eternal spiritual darkness. 2) Learn how to strike a fire with two stones. Learn it. Teach your siblings parents, children. Learn it o. Let me say it again: go and learn how to strike a fire with two stones. For physical darkness 3)As from today, as per right now, meditate on this Scripture, memorise it and say it to yourself and in your heart in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. If you can do this diligently, you will understand later. "Wait on The LORD: be of good courage, and HE shall strengthen your heart: wait, I say, on The LORD" Psalm 27:14 Learn it. Daivid prayed 5 times a day. Daniel prayed 7 times a day. There is no reason for you not to pray. Learn that Scripture above and pray it to GOD everyday. |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:08pm On Mar 28 |
Can someone coin a cute name to replace "Romancelander"? Romancelander is too long |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 9:12pm On Mar 28 |
Lovelander |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:29pm On Mar 28 |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by illicit(m): 10:16pm On Mar 28 |
loftyflint: Hilander |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 1:00am On Mar 29 |
illicit:Lol The shorter the better |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 1:12am On Mar 29 |
Blacklion3 illicit kindly reread my original post. It's been updated. |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 3:01am On Mar 29 |
loftyflint:Why aren't you in bed sleeping?its 3:01am |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 12:36pm On Mar 29 |
Blacklion3: I couldn't sleep till I calmed me down with GOD's Word. You weren't asleep too, why? |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 4:28am On Mar 30 |
BopZaddy: Why |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 7:10pm On Mar 30 |
BopZaddy:Thanks |
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 7:10pm On Mar 30 |
Blacklion3:Because you are about to buy a car, hence not broke |
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