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Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by LoveUdie: 10:33pm On Apr 16 |
Early in the morning husband wakes up and asks his wife: Husband: Sweetheart would you like to join me for jogging? Wife: Oh! So you mean I'm fat? Husband: Ahh! No o, jogging is good for health. Wife: That means I'm sick eh? Husband: No, no, if you don't want to get up it's okay. Wife: So now you're saying I'm lazy huh? Husband: Now you're misunderstanding me, I didn't........ Wife: Ahh!π I didn't understand you because I'm an illiterate right?π Husband: Woman I didn't say that. Wife: So I'm lying?π‘ Husband: Pleaseπ Pleaseπ Don't stretch it this early morning. Wife: Oh, so now I'm a quarrelsome person abi? Husband: Ok, OK, OK, you can go back to sleep, I'm going jogging alone. Are you happy now? Wife: You see? You're so selfish, always thinking of your wellbeing alone. You never think of my healthπππ πππ Husband: πSits on the couch thinking where he got it wrong. π€π€π€π€π€ π€£π€£π€£πππ€£ You see this gender bah ![]() Source......https://www.gistreal.ng/?m=1 8 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by SETHARTHUR(m): 1:11am On Apr 17 |
Does simps actually enjoys this scenario. 2 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Benekkk: 7:15am On Apr 17 |
You nailed it! Marriage is fun. The companionship is great. Men couldnβt live without women and vice versa! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Vinnie2000(m): 7:36am On Apr 17 |
Once a woman or a Person wants to Drag you into a Needless Argument, Quickly leave that space. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by JOACHINpedro: 7:50am On Apr 17 |
This is toxicity. Nothing to laugh about 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by obinna58(m): 8:19am On Apr 17 |
Spits on the simps thread 3 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Peakdesign23(m): 8:23am On Apr 17 |
That woman is a narcissist. 2 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Thephilosopher1: 8:58am On Apr 17 |
Necessary evil gender indeed. Marriage is for the strong hearted. 3 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by worldclass68(m): 10:02am On Apr 17 |
Nah unah be mumu...those women knew what they were doing and they enjoy frustrating unah life and seeing u suffering, yet unah go still dey try won please them by playing mumu stupidities calling it mature men or real mumu men.. π Nonsense... Thank God for my ragingπ₯ anger talent. 3 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Blessedarethepe(m): 11:14am On Apr 17 |
In this type of relationship, the man would die young as a result of constant mental break down 1 Like |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Obainoman6: 11:42am On Apr 17 |
Abomination, death to all Simps! |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by condensedmilk: 11:54am On Apr 17 |
Obainoman6: A man that loves the wife is not a simp |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Obainoman6: 11:57am On Apr 17 |
condensedmilk:So is this how a wife that is loved behaves? DEATH TO ALL SIMPS including you 2 Likes |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by oneda(m): 12:00pm On Apr 17 |
Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife. Me: Hun let's go and jog Her: are you saying I'm fat? Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you Her: so you're saying I'm sick Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick Me: So Are you going or not? I'm already moving towards the door Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww 1 Like |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by saintmm(m): 3:41pm On Apr 17 |
If I'm in a playing mood, I follow you catch the cruise but if I'm in a goalgetting mood, she will hear see you later after the second response. No time for unnecessary stress. 1 Like |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Obainoman6: 4:03pm On Apr 17 |
oneda:No mind dem, as for me na from the first reply i go don change am for am if na quarell we go quarell, i hate nonsense. If she ask me i go reply am sensibly with calm and love abi but if i ask am she go reply me in the negative, ogun never kill that woman before. |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Obainoman6: 4:05pm On Apr 17 |
saintmm:Anything that will make a woman to be replying you like that even if it's your wife it means she have see you finish be dat. Or early signs of domestic violence like pouring hot water or acid on you. |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by silverlinen(m): 5:27pm On Apr 17 |
Damnnn I go just abandon her there with her rantings and wailings |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Emmanuel30a: 5:57pm On Apr 17 |
Shit... |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Ate247(m): 6:12pm On Apr 17 |
JOACHINpedro:Marry first you will know its normal. |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by JOACHINpedro: 6:14pm On Apr 17 |
Ate247:If this is normal, then marriage ain't for me. My parents didn't stress themselves like this |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by condensedmilk: 6:18pm On Apr 17 |
Obainoman6: Ogogoro comment. |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Obainoman6: 8:59pm On Apr 17 |
condensedmilk:Your papa |
Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by Ate247(m): 10:14am On Apr 18 |
JOACHINpedro:There were matured enough not to show you. Moreover you were a child then and barely knew anything. |
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