Namaster:
Fun game to play:

When you see a newborn baby or a toddler, comment that the child DOESN'T resemble the mother. Then ask for a picture of the "supposed" father if he's not around.

If he's around, give him an EXAGGERATED look over. If it's just his picture, take your time looking at the picture.

Look from the husband (or picture) to the kid and then back again. Feign confusion and casually comment that the kid doesn't look like the husband, either.

Then summarize by saying that the kid neither looks like the mother of the husband.

Watch the mother squirm and glare at you.

Your truly evil

Namaster:


This hoe is already FRAMING the relationship. She has put the simple man in a psychological cage.

"There is love in my family so there is no need for DNA test" is hoe-speak for "I'm DEFINITELY fuuucking other men. Be ready to raise bastards in LEARNED ignorance because you have no other chance at getting pussy, you sweet simple man".

She's MANIPULATIVE.

Fun game to play:

When you see a newborn baby or a toddler, comment that the child DOESN'T resemble the mother. Then ask for a picture of the "supposed" father if he's not around.

If he's around, give him an EXAGGERATED look over. If it's just his picture, take your time looking at the picture.

Look from the husband (or picture) to the kid and then back again. Feign confusion and casually comment that the kid doesn't look like the husband, either.

Then summarize by saying that the kid neither looks like the mother of the husband.

Watch the mother squirm and glare at you.

Did you as a baby look like your father? Did your father do a DNA test to know if you are his child? If not ... would you consider your father a simp? ... and your mother a ho? Do you really know who is your father? Just curious.

@ topic. People embarrassing themselves.... children and family and don't even know.

The body language of the said husband looks like that of a man under Cage. A brother just succumbed to the power of Kpekus

I see. In case you need to relocate your family abroad tell any embassy asking for it that it's not necessary because there is love in your family.

Namaster:
This hoe is already FRAMING the relationship. She has put the simple man in a psychological cage.

"There is love in my family so there is no need for DNA test" is hoe-speak for "I'm DEFINITELY fuuucking other men. Be ready to raise bastards in LEARNED ignorance because you have no other chance at getting pussy, you sweet simple man".

She's MANIPULATIVE.

Fun game to play:

When you see a newborn baby or a toddler, comment that the child DOESN'T resemble the mother. Then ask for a picture of the "supposed" father if he's not around.

If he's around, give him an EXAGGERATED look over. If it's just his picture, take your time looking at the picture.

Look from the husband (or picture) to the kid and then back again. Feign confusion and casually comment that the kid doesn't look like the husband, either.

Baba you went to a resturant to eat and when the waiter asked what you wanted you looked at the menu and said violence.

immortalcrown:

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Who else sees too many posts about Itel on this forum?

😂😂😂😂

ignis:
In my tradition, we don't do DNA tests. If my neighbor's male dog sleeps with and impregnates my female dog while she's out, the puppies belong to me.

The court and DNA will say otherwise

Smoke screen

Guys, we are in the last of last days and social media is excercebating the signs that accompanies it. Men have become lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God. Please repent and believe on Jesus alone for salvation

Ashawoe don talk from her office , its concluded

That man is under spell, no need to contemplate about it. I blame the simple man for allowing the broke and hungry lady to disgrace him

Two foolish people disgracing themselves on social media.

I hate internet, but I can't stop using it cos it's part of life now, but wetin dis internet dey do people eh

Make the guy just go do DNA test, it get why be say na wetin dey the woman mind🤣

Stevenson20:
Love kee you there. You better go and do the DNA test and have some respite.
There are 4 things you should never trust in Nigeria:
1. Women
2. Women
3. Nigerian government
4. NEPA

Don't do this 😁

I pity the SIMPle man 😂

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03hv_MyOko

She is obviously incharge.

Ibaaboy:
this simp don enter one chance

No. The heart of a man is too deep for all that. The man can just finish next killibobo and turn to hospital. He alone knows what he is thinking

Okortor:
Apparently he has a SIMPle look.....Truthfully said, most married women aren't to be trusted....lately, lots of married women has been throwing themselves at me, all because I added a new car to my garrage , including my wife's friend, neighbors whom their husband aren't around so I keep wondering if this is how women generally behave but I trust my wife to a large extent though but marriage these days is a big mess.

1... Women has been throwing themselves at you

2...including your wife's friend

3...Neighbors whom their husband aren't around

4...But you trust your wife to a large extent though

5...But marriage these days is a big mess.

Can you see the irony in your post

Put number 2 & 4 together and tell me on what ground you are trusting your wife knowing fully well that her friend is a flirt who is throwing her self on you, forgetting the old adage... Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are!

vastolord4:
Omo perfom tha DNA without her knowledge and keep acting like a mumu in the relationship.. that's the secret to every successful marriage. "Wetin man de do dey em mind". always be 10 steps ahead!

Why do it without her knowledge.

Will you do HIV test without her knowledge?

My friend, use full chest do am.

For a man to think of doing DNA test, na e be say water don dey pass garri.

ignis:
In my tradition, we don't do DNA tests. If my neighbor's male dog sleeps with and impregnates my female dog while she's out, the puppies belong to me.

So this applies to humans too ? Are you comparing the woman to a dog ?

Okortor:
Apparently he has a SIMPle look.....Truthfully said, most married women aren't to be trusted....lately, lots of married women has been throwing themselves at me, all because I added a new car to my garrage , including my wife's friend, neighbors whom their husband aren't around so I keep wondering if this is how women generally behave but I trust my wife to a large extent though but marriage these days is a big mess.

See...

This is how people put themselves in unnecessary trouble.

I agree that married women are usually easy targets. However, for a married woman to throw herself at you, you must have (1) made yourself available and (2) must have the same thing at stake...in your case you are also married.

And the fact that you say "Lots" tells me that you have a pattern of doing whatever it is you do with married women. And you even went as far as your wife's best friend.

Your day of reckoning will soon come. Don't worry. You are part of the problem. Hanging around other people's wives.

Shame no even do you, you come open mouth waaaaaaa for public.

Guy......I don cast you......I don off your pant.

Skit

Astra101:


1... Women has been throwing themselves at you

2...including your wife's friend

3...Neighbors whom their husband aren't around

4...But you trust your wife to a large extent though

5...But marriage these days is a big mess.

Can you see the irony in your post

Put number 2 & 4 together and tell me on what ground you are trusting your wife knowing fully well that her friend is a flirt who is throwing her self on you, forgetting the old adage... Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are!

Good question. All the women around him are flirts except his wife. Lmao.

Musisco01:
"There is 'love' in my family" is the more reason the DNA should be conducted to ascertain that the love continues and never cut short my dear lady!

Even the bible requests us to show our faith by our works. The works here will be performing the DNA tests

ignis:
In my tradition, we don't do DNA tests. If my neighbor's male dog sleeps with and impregnates my female dog while she's out, the puppies belong to me.

Sounds like something a prostitute would come up with.

The reason we reproduce is to send our genetics into the future, women are killing generational lines. You go think say you family tree get root, but women don cut all the branches.
Imagine say lion (mufasa) dey expect pikin (cub) na cheetah dem carry give am say 💭 na simba be dat.

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03hv_MyOko

i rest my case

princefunm:


Why do it without her knowledge.

Will you do HIV test without her knowledge?

My friend, use full chest do am.

For a man to think of doing DNA test, na e be say water don dey pass garri.

Don't ever try a submissive or timid lady.. there will be no adventure

Drizzle drizzle

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03hv_MyOko

Namaster:
This hoe is already FRAMING the relationship. She has put the simple man in a psychological cage.

"There is love in my family so there is no need for DNA test" is hoe-speak for "I'm DEFINITELY fuuucking other men. Be ready to raise bastards in LEARNED ignorance because you have no other chance at getting pussy, you sweet simple man".

She's MANIPULATIVE.

Fun game to play:

When you see a newborn baby or a toddler, comment that the child DOESN'T resemble the mother. Then ask for a picture of the "supposed" father if he's not around.

If he's around, give him an EXAGGERATED look over. If it's just his picture, take your time looking at the picture.

Look from the husband (or picture) to the kid and then back again. Feign confusion and casually comment that the kid doesn't look like the husband, either.

Then summarize by saying that the kid neither looks like the mother of the husband.

Watch the mother squirm and glare at you.

Vawulence

police nko??

Stevenson20:
Love kee you there. You better go and do the DNA test and have some respite.
There are 4 things you should never trust in Nigeria:
1. Women
2. Women
3. Nigerian government
4. NEPA