Na this DeZerbi dem dey hype abi na someone else

WhoDeyHause:
Brighton don finally cast. That's how we'll have foolishly gone for De nonsense who might not even have done better at the club. Let's see who and how tony Bloom will scam anybody this summer.

Cut him some slack. They've missed a lot of their key guys for long periods this season. And in the first place, the replacements they signed do not come close in quality to the guys they replaced.

Mancity cherish situations like these. They love challenges like this. This is where they thrive. Where you have to win all games and be champions. Na their food be this.

BlueMann:


Cut him some slack. They've missed a lot of their key guys for long periods this season. And in the first place, the replacements they signed do not come close in quality to the guys they replaced.

Not really an excuse. Shiit happens. Players get injured. And no coach will have their best XI available throughout the season.

If you falter this badly at Brighton where the pressure is minimal, you can’t survuve at a club like Chelsea where fans always demand that you win every game.

raumdeuter:
Na this DeZerbi dem dey hype abi na someone else

I wanted to call iamoyindamola to come and carry his De Zerbi o after that 3rd goal.

BlueRayDick:


I wanted to call iamoyindamola to come and carry his De Zerbi o after that 3rd goal.

na de Zerbi go enter field play the match

Dundalk:
na de Zerbi go enter field play the match

Who taught them the nonsense they are playing ? Na me 😏?

BlueRayDick:


I wanted to call iamoyindamola to come and carry his De Zerbi o after that 3rd goal.

If he no carry am we go drop am for his backyard

53 goals conceded -1 GD
DeZerbi ti di Zerbinus

raumdeuter:


If he no carry am we go drop am for his backyard

53 goals conceded -1 GD

He say if he come Arsenal he will manage the team better than Arteta . He has forgotten the parable of the talents .

BlueRayDick:


He say if he come Arsenal he will manage the team better than Arteta . He has forgotten the parable of the talents .

God is merciful by not answering all prayers and wishes

Make Zerbinus come teach Arsenal how to play from back like that 3rd goal

nihilistjnr:

Colwill, James, and Chilly + Sanchez + Lavia is an entirely new defence.

There is literally no replacement in the current squad for Jackson, Mudryk, and as we saw Palmer. We have nothing to offer there.

So when you say 57 goals conceded is historically bad, I agree..but I will also remind you that 57 goals is not necessarily bad enough for us to be languishing in 9th place - like I said, you guys conceded 57 2 years ago and still went to Europe.

Newcastle with 54 conceded are still very comfortably ahead of us right now. West Ham with 63 conceded are still somehow ahead of us. If we swapped ONLY Jackson for a competent striker, even with this shïtty defence, we would still be a lot better off this season.

Games that we have failed to score this season

Chelsea 0 Forest 1
Bournemouth 0 Chelsea 0
Chelsea 0 Villa 1
Chelsea 0 Brentford 2

Let's even assume that none of these teams managed to score, and everything was a 0-0 draw, we would have picked 4 points max from our defenders.

But our useless attackers couldn't even put the ball into the net, and so we only picked 1 point from the 12 on offer in these games.


Diabolical.

The bolded results above was the reason why we suggested that Pochettino needed to improve our attack. Mind you, we created as many big chances as possible in those games but failed to score. How a genuine Chelsea fan would be asking for balenciaga at that period is still a mystery to me.


I remembered using the Man Urinated vs. Nottingham forest match as an example where the Red Devil conceded 2 goals and still came back to win.


Well, what do i expect from people who have sworn never to see sense in anything Airmark says to be looking for their missing balenciaga outfit in Chelsea's attack.

raumdeuter:


God is merciful by not answering all prayers and wishes

Make Zerbinus come teach Arsenal how to play from back like that 3rd goal

He will just take us back to the days of Good Ebening when we play Loserpool and all they need do is press us from the back while we release the ball to the waiting legs of their attackers who will load us with enough goals.

As we dey Knack Loserpool and other big teams apako now no sweet enough

Does Chelsea have two Colwills? Could it be the same Colwill I know is who will elevate our defence?

How can dumb Chillwell improve us defensively when he is not even better than Cucurella defensively?

Treasonous statements are flying round this thread.

BlueRayDick:


I wanted to call iamoyindamola to come and carry his De Zerbi o after that 3rd goal.

After all the Injuries he's facing
Arteta injuries took him out of the league last season

popizaino:



The bolded results above was the reason why we suggested that Pochettino needed to improve our attack. Mind you, we created as many big chances as possible in those games but failed to score. How a genuine Chelsea fan would be asking for balenciaga at that period is still a mystery to me.


I remembered using the Man Urinated vs. Nottingham forest match as an example where the Red Devil conceded 2 goals and still came back to win.


Well, what do i expect from people who have sworn never to see sense in anything Airmark says to be looking for their missing balenciaga outfit in Chelsea's attack.

But then, we have outscored man u significantly and our attack is obviously better than theirs.

De zebra una

swiz123:


But then, we have outscored man u significantly and our attack is obviously better than theirs.

When you start scoring goals with minimal chances like man urinated you can now claim your attack is obviously better.

iamoyindamola:

After all the Injuries he's facing
Arteta injuries took him out of the league last season

So no be De Zerbi dey coach these ones on the pitch playing ? Na their youth coach dey coach these ones playing nonsense backpass ?

E be like say u wan go back to the age when we dey gnash teeth dey watch arsenal play 😂

Alvarez

popizaino:


When you start scoring goals with minimal chances like man urinated you can now claim your attack is obviously better.

We create more chances than them, score more than them, then we obviously have better attackers.

Numbers don't lie.

BlueRayDick:


Who taught them the nonsense they are playing ? Na me 😏?

that's football for you, you cannot win all the time..

You want them to beat hungry citizens.. Haaa

Dundalk:
that's football for you, you cannot win all the time..

You want them to beat hungry citizens.. Haaa

I think say na Lawn Tennis dem dey play, not football na . I thought De Zerbi was a lawn tennis coach not football coach

BlueRayDick:


I think say na Lawn Tennis dem dey play, not football na . I thought De Zerbi was a lawn tennis coach not football coach

when he is doing good you hail him, when he fumble you blast him..

Human being though.. 🤔

You can not do good all the time.

BlueRayDick:


He will just take us back to the days of Good Ebening when we play Loserpool and all they need do is press us from the back while we release the ball to the waiting legs of their attackers who will load us with enough goals.

As we dey Knack Loserpool and other big teams apako now no sweet enough

Shey when your entire defence dey dobale for Firmino

swiz123:
Does Chelsea have two Colwills? Could it be the same Colwill I know is who will elevate our defence?

How can dumb Chillwell improve us defensively when he is not even better than Cucurella defensively?

Treasonous statements are flying round this thread.

This is the Colwill oh when he played this season

How many clean sheets una keep?

Brighton prefer passing the ball over scoring goals.

Dundalk:
when he is doing good you hail him, when he fumble you blast him..

Human being though.. 🤔

You can not do good all the time.

I'm not a fan, maybe u are confusing me for someone else . I don't stan coaches that teach their players the kind nonsense pattern I've watched all night

swiz123:


We create more chances than them, score more than them, then we obviously have better attackers.

Numbers don't lie.

Are they ad wasteful as you are upfront?

raumdeuter:


Shey when your entire defence dey dobale for Firmino

Yes, when king Musatfi reigned supreme

BlueRayDick:


I'm not a fan, maybe u are confusing me for someone else . I don't stan coaches that teach their players the kind nonsense pattern I've watched all night

You said they are playing lawn tennis..

You ehnnn..

BlueRayDick:


He will just take us back to the days of Good Ebening when we play Loserpool and all they need do is press us from the back while we release the ball to the waiting legs of their attackers who will load us with enough goals.

As we dey Knack Loserpool and other big teams apako now no sweet enough

Na mustafi and good ebening still dey during SAS and when you enticed Suarez with 40million plus 1pound?

In these two years wey you don good,you never still beat me for home but I nack you for your emirates this season

BlueRayDick:


So no be De Zerbi dey coach these ones on the pitch playing ? Na their youth coach dey coach these ones playing nonsense backpass ?

E be like say u wan go back to the age when we dey gnash teeth dey watch arsenal play 😂

When arteta bottled the title last season too shey na u21 play for us