ravensckar:
We the HATERS have arrived!

Without BIG BENZ, Madrid is a repackaged BURNLEY.

HAND go touch MADRID today.

Let me say it loud for everyone to hear, if Madrid qualifies tonight, I'll cut off my D1CK.

is only a BASTARD eat his/ her word.

Please do d needful.

Zee0007:
Biggest boss. I greet you.

Been a while bro.
Hope you're good?

I m not a fan of bet, interestingly I predicted same scores to my guys this evening.

dododawa1:
is only a BASTARD eat his/ her word.

Please do d needful.

Hilarious!

okunwaye:
Almiron you feel our prowess?

why you dey tag me on this thread, shey I banter Madrid ni. I've been watching UCL for decades will never banter Madrid at the bernabue..na kids go do that Madrid don already carry ucl.. abeg no dey tag me on this kind of matter. Stay off my mention pls

iLegendd:
As in eh. You can disrespect Real Madrid from 1-80 minutes, but from 88 minutes, that 2 minutes left and 7+ extra, you're dead.

It's as if that's the time they realize who they are and they don't care if you're prime Chelsea, Bayern, Barcelona, Man City/U, or whatever.

Even if you change all Real Madrid players and replace them with Chelsea or Man U players, as long as they are wearing RM jersey, they have 90% chances of equalizing and winning.

I have studied this for years and I have realized they hardly fail at those minutes.

It's almost as if it's deliberate...... towards the dying minutes of the game, they become something else.

Badadvisor:

You know absolutely nothing about football

Honestly the guy knows nothing about football.

Badadvisor:

Been a while bro.
Hope you're good?

Thank you for being a great guy boss. May God bless you. We don miss you sha. The economy is isn't good on us sha.

Kukutente23:

It's a fvcking offside

If you don't know how to watch ball keep quiet

it wasn't offside but referee blew the whistle before the goal was scored

saneboss:
Wetin make ref blow offside before that play finish? chai its not bayern night was never to be....bayern kpele...congrats madrid...if that is what makes you guys the biggest club...congratulations. see you next demolishing the yellow wall.

Bayern are clearly indisciplined. I'm certain a Dortmund would not have conceded 2 goals in this manner after been a goal up. I'm actually tired of Madrid colonizing the UCL. Can Dortmund do the unfathomable?🥲

Timoleon:


As I read am, I rush go check bet odds. Even if arsenal no win league, 1000 odd is worth the risk.

Na 3 odds for sportybet na wa ooo

Valwezzy:


Tell us your World Cup knockout goals first…

Go sleep Abeg if you get Wetin to talk .
When Messi lost 3 finals in a role it was Normal Abi? go an look for the World Cup knock out goals in the Pacific Ocean .

Argentina defeated , Brazil, defending champions in copa America, defeated France defending champions in World Cup . What else are you seeking for ?
Don’t allow bitterness to turn you to madt person . Argentina was the reason why France lost two penalties in the shoot outs abi nonsense!!!
Reminder!!! If Madrid fails to win the champions league, England, France and Norway fails to win the Euros .
If Messi wins copa America with a stellar performance like the previous one he’s winning the 9th ballon d’or .

I wished Tuchel is on NL reading all these comments 😂
Hala Madrid
Hala Madrid
Hala Madrid

Goalnaldo:
Don't ever in your life write us off! We are RealMadrid!! The champions league is our birthright ❤️😋😋

The comeback against Man City in 2022 CL will forever amaze me.

Reussite:

I really don't know what Tuchel was thinking. Same error Xavi made taking Lamine Yamal out who was assisting Lewi with the ball.
Madrid have shown to come back from losing positions to win several times🫠, he should have done his homework well. Conceding a goal is one thing & probably take the game to extra time but conceding another in the space of 3 mins was just unbelievable.

Tuchel and ten hag

Same sturbborn managers

Why on earth will he take out the best player

Harry kane was not injured

He was even more dangerous than madrid forwards

Zee0007:
Thank you for being a great guy boss. May God bless you. We don miss you sha. The economy is isn't good on us sha.

Manchester united is just misbehaving man.
Watch their game these days is just tiring.
Na Madrid we dey support for side now to keep up with international football 😌

Badadvisor:

Manchester united is just misbehaving man.
Watch their game these days is just tiring.
Na Madrid we dey support for side now to keep up with international football 😌

I dey tell you boss. Manchester united dey deal with us. Thank God we get Madrid to support. I know our glory days at Manchester will return.

AZControversial:


It's almost as if it's deliberate...... towards the dying minutes of the game, they become something else.

The team is well structured and the players are ready to die for the club regardless of who is putting on that chase.

ravensckar:
We the HATERS have arrived!

Without BIG BENZ, Madrid is a repackaged BURNLEY.

HAND go touch MADRID today.

Let me say it loud for everyone to hear, if Madrid qualifies tonight, I'll cut off my D1CK.

You ain't God bro

AZControversial:


It's almost as if it's deliberate...... towards the dying minutes of the game, they become something else.

It's very easy actually

Most teams are stupid they want to run down the clock and play defensive football

In most cases like mumu tuchel the coaches take out their strikers and bring in defenders

That means real madrid no longer need to worry about defending (hence why you can see Rudiger in the opponent box)

Now the problem is

Madrid over the years have 5. basic ways of scoring
At the 90th minute your players are tired
1. They go all physical on ur box
2. Tikitaka waste time 🚫 that shit allows defenders organise.
3. Instead they play really realy fast football running at ur wingbacks, 1 defender will lose concentration and put out a leg and commit PENALTY
4.Lots of OUTSIDE shots at ur keeper from their best long range snipers in the team
5. Then the almighty flooding of ur box for a cross


In all these even the most experienced players can't have 100% concentration
You'll definitely lose concentration with excess pressure

That's why they get so many penalties in 90+minute
And goals that comes from error of the opponent

2Radii:
Sane was playing rubbish oga, even me as a coach would sub him..

Haha madrid anyways

Agreed! What about Kane? Would you have subbed him off?

Formularcr7:
it wasn't offside but referee blew the whistle before the goal was scored

So what did he blow for?

Why mocking the gunners

Idrisk19:
I would I feel now, it its ARSENAL that qualified for the CL

sylve11:
Dortmund will be crowned the champions.

For more jokes send sylve to 11

FLYFIRE:
Just like ManU, RM reign ends today & they will never win CL again until after 10 years from today

Madrid the hot and them the burn like hot water ooooo

If una try them. Them go lock up una

iamme1234:
Why mocking the gunners

U the reply him. Arsenal no be any body mate ooooo

Goalnaldo:
Don't ever in your life write us off! We are RealMadrid!! The champions league is our birthright ❤️😋😋

Flesh & blood did not reveal that to you. Hala Madrid!

Jazzman01:


What about when mancity trashed them 4 nill last season?

We just pity man City because they've suffered too much
But this season when they came again, dem collect

OfeAchi:
Agreed! What about Kane? Would you have subbed him off?

Kane as well was arguably totally absent apart from the two shots on target he had. Tho reservations could still be made for him

Ade1177:


It's very easy actually

Most teams are stupid they want to run down the clock and play defensive football

In most cases like mumu tuchel the coaches take out their strikers and bring in defenders

That means real madrid no longer need to worry about defending (hence why you can see Rudiger in the opponent box)

Now the problem is

Madrid over the years have 5. basic ways of scoring
At the 90th minute your players are tired
1. They go all physical on ur box
2. Tikitaka waste time 🚫 that shit allows defenders organise.
3. Instead they play really realy fast football running at ur wingbacks, 1 defender will lose concentration and put out a leg and commit PENALTY
4.Lots of OUTSIDE shots at ur keeper from their best long range snipers in the team
5. Then the almighty flooding of ur box for a cross


In all these even the most experienced players can't have 100% concentration
You'll definitely lose concentration with excess pressure

That's why they get so many penalties in 90+minute
And goals that comes from error of the opponent

If you say it's easy, i can't argue because history agrees with you.....

This has happened over 70% of the time.....

Ade1177:


It's very easy actually

Most teams are stupid they want to run down the clock and play defensive football

In most cases like mumu tuchel the coaches take out their strikers and bring in defenders

That means real madrid no longer need to worry about defending (hence why you can see Rudiger in the opponent box)

Now the problem is

Madrid over the years have 5. basic ways of scoring
At the 90th minute your players are tired
1. They go all physical on ur box
2. Tikitaka waste time 🚫 that shit allows defenders organise.
3. Instead they play really realy fast football running at ur wingbacks, 1 defender will lose concentration and put out a leg and commit PENALTY
4.Lots of OUTSIDE shots at ur keeper from their best long range snipers in the team
5. Then the almighty flooding of ur box for a cross


In all these even the most experienced players can't have 100% concentration
You'll definitely lose concentration with excess pressure

That's why they get so many penalties in 90+minute
And goals that comes from error of the opponent

It's not easy, stop writing shit on here...

Ade1177:


It's very easy actually

Most teams are stupid they want to run down the clock and play defensive football

In most cases like mumu tuchel the coaches take out their strikers and bring in defenders

That means real madrid no longer need to worry about defending (hence why you can see Rudiger in the opponent box)

Now the problem is

Madrid over the years have 5. basic ways of scoring
At the 90th minute your players are tired
1. They go all physical on ur box
2. Tikitaka waste time 🚫 that shit allows defenders organise.
3. Instead they play really realy fast football running at ur wingbacks, 1 defender will lose concentration and put out a leg and commit PENALTY
4.Lots of OUTSIDE shots at ur keeper from their best long range snipers in the team
5. Then the almighty flooding of ur box for a cross


In all these even the most experienced players can't have 100% concentration
You'll definitely lose concentration with excess pressure

That's why they get so many penalties in 90+minute
And goals that comes from error of the opponent

It easy why your team assanal nor dey do am Oga analyst