Therock5555:



Homie...

Hope you never shoot that guy wey crench your lappy?

My boss, unfortunately...
Your advice and that of others did the magic, although he was arrested for another crime the next day. Bro, I'm available for that update .

Chaii, see plenty lies for here, even the devil fear Hell.

ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you

To make things worse, my family is POOR

Bye nairaland

I can tell you basically that because I wear the shoe.

There are average looking men, there are handsome men and there are really all round handsome men.

Many men who consider themselves handsome would humble themselves when they come near me.
I mean, when I was in school girls would say the word handsome doesn't fit me. They'd say I'm beautiful and pretty like a girl. Imagine see finish.

Being extremely handsome comes with its own detriment too.

1. You'll suffer from obsessions. Many ladies will desperately obsess over you that it will choke you to death.

2. You won't be able to walk freely in a public place because everyone is looking at you. I don't step outside my house without nose mask.

3. Sometimes your cuteness get in your head and you have shitty attitude towards women so it's always almost impossible to keep a long term relationship with women.

4. Many women are scared of dating you because of the fear of High Blood Pressure. I've had many girls say to me that they can never date someone like me unless they want to die young.

5. You'll lose jobs because of looks. One HR said I'll cause a distraction and it will affect productivity. Another said I'm too cute for that amount of salary and I'll leave in a week. Another said I'm too cute to do some kinna job
E.TC.

6. People will automatically think you won't live long because they believe you are a promiscuous person.

7. The only advise people will give to you is to be careful of women, because they think that's the only thing you'll do with your life.

8. Married women will choke your life out.

9. People automatically believe you are from the "marine kingdom" like it exists in the first place.

10. You won't be able to ask girls out because of pride. You'd feel you are too handsome to be rejected.

11. If you're not careful you will have more enemies especially if you're an introvert. People will think you are arrogant, they'd never think you are shy.

12. You can't have close friends, your friends will be scared for their girlfriends.

13. Women can't help you for free without wanting anything in return

It's an endless list of problems.

Most days you'd really wish you were just average.

Without any doubt, your personality and character don't get people attracted to you let's not lie to ourselves. Good looks does.

Many ladies around handsome guys do not even truly love them. Some just want to conquer them as a trophy. Many see them as objects of sex.

You should be grateful. Too much of everything is bad. It is tougher for pretty guys than you think.

SuperOnyi:





My boss, unfortunately...
Your advice and that of others did the magic, although he was arrested for another crime the next day. Bro, I'm available for that update .

Mad oh, karma came really quick.


Omor, my schedule choke this month, maybe we'll work something out next month.

Try chat me up for WhatsApp sha...

deanoffaculty:

Chairman post your picture first and let's see. You are a man and stop being emotional.

I know many handsome guys who are dead, many are in prison , many have their legs amputated, many are psychiatric hospital, etc
In fact, few days ago an handsome guys was killed in Abia state by a Rival cult group. Dangote is not handsome but controls billions. Thank God for money, Otedola would have been one of the ugliest but he controls billions. Elon musk is not fine at all but "Akpalapala" brought out his handsomeness.
People plenty wey no fine.
What are we talking about here?

Beauty is a state of mind and not only outward appearance. Your beauty is "insde-out" and not "outward-in".

Chairman, make your money. Enjoy your life. Life is short. Infact, if you have money , you don't need dating App. Babes go fall for you like vitamin C.
I guess you are broke cos if you have money to buy what it takes , your beauty will flow like unending river.

Shake off Negativity and keep moving!!!

You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute

Therock5555:
Op me and you get the same shape of head but the ladies in my life long pass train.


I don't even post my pictures anywhere, my personality is all that matters.

I've dated plenty chicks on NL without they even seeing my picture.

Just craft a personality that solely defines you, be different from the every day guy that girls meet and watch your stock over rise.



One girl once told me that if I was just a little bit handsome than I am right now, girls would be crawling on the ground just to get me to acknowledge their pleasantries, cause as I ugly and short like this, girls choke for my DM begging to have my attention.


And NO, I'm not rich neither do I simp around women, I just do what I want when I want like a Boss.

Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls

Mikuni:

You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute

Supercute.......I'm not arguing that fact. Nice one! But just imagine them without money. That's when you will know that money is good and it changes looks and beauty.

FRANCISTOWN:

I can tell you basically that because I wear the shoe.

There are average looking men, there are handsome men and there are really all round handsome men.

Many men who consider themselves handsome would humble themselves when they come near me.
I mean, when I was in school girls would say the word handsome doesn't fit me. They'd say I'm beautiful and pretty like a girl. Imagine see finish.

Being extremely handsome comes with its own detriment too.

1. You'll suffer from obsessions. Many ladies will be desperately obsess over you that it will choke you to death.

2. You won't be able to walk freely in a public place because everyone is looking at you. I don't step outside my house without nose mask.

3. Sometimes your cuteness get in your head and you have shitty attitude towards women so it's always almost impossible to keep a long term relationship with women.

4. Many women are scared of dating you because of the fear of High Blood Pressure. I've had many girls say to me that they can never date someone like me unless they want to die young.

5. You'll lose jobs because of looks. One HR said I'll cause a distraction and it will affect productivity. Another said I'm too cute for that amount of salary and I'll leave in a week. Another said I'm too cute to do some kinna job
E.TC.

6. People will automatically think you won't live long because they believe you are a promiscuous person.

7. The only advise people will give to you is to be careful of women, because they think that's the only thing you'll do with your life.

8. Married women will choke your life out.

9. People automatically believe you are from the "marine kingdom" like it exists in the first place.

10. You won't be able to ask girls out because of pride. You'd feel you are too handsome to be rejected.

11. If you're not careful you will have more enemies especially if you're an introvert. People will think you are arrogant, they'd never think you are shy.

12. You can't have close friends, your friends will be scared for their girlfriends.

13. Women can't help you for free without wanting anything in return

It's an endless list of problems.

Most days you'd really wish you were just average.

Without any doubt, your personality and character don't get people attracted to you let's not lie to ourselves. Good looks does.

Many ladies around handsome guys do not even truly love them. Some just want to conquer them as a trophy. Many see them as objects of sex.

You should be grateful. Too much of everything is bad. It is tougher for pretty guys than you think.

Baba,after all this your shalaye...

I would still rather look like you than the OP

KingDash09:
Thanx simp

Damn shon...

I cannot believe this your hilarious response
triggered @ILegend so much he responded with a novel.

Tsk...tsk...tsk...sensitive men everywhere.

Ojagun:


Baba,after all this your shalaye...

I would still rather look like you than the OP

We should be really careful what we wish for though.

Oh boy,
It's money you need to catch them not looks.

Me na bad guy na
The only nigga badder na ubunja🐐

Ojagun:


Damn shon...

I cannot believe this your hilarious response
triggered @ILegend so much he responded with a novel.

Tsk...tsk...tsk...sensitive men everywhere.

ayjay45:
it's on my profile

e be like say you dey catch vruise because the person i am seeing on your profile is very handsome.
You are beimg rejected because you no get money.

Mikuni:

Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls

You don't seem like you need girls urgently, abi no be you complain say your new chick get fetish neighbor...

Therock5555:


You don't seem like you need girls urgently, abi no be you complain say your new chick get fetish neighbor...

I wan Change am urgently

ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you



Bye nairaland

you are not even wishing to be born in a rich family,guy go and hustle for money,even if you look like chimpanzee and have money the girls will come,they are sending your broke status even from your pics

Nice2023:
Go And make money...u will have even divorcees,singles and married woman calling u.

Na me dey tell u this.

See I am handsome but that one no dey work.

Na money be the koko.

Money 🤑🤑🤑
Answereth all
🤑 Is key!

Therock5555:



Mad oh, karma came really quick.


Omor, my schedule choke this month, maybe we'll work something out next month.

Try chat me up for WhatsApp sha...

I just remembered I didn't reply to this. No problem boss, I'm ready when you're ready... Since your number is in your signature, I'll surely text you anytime.

pansophist:


So eloquence is one, intelligence is another, being fit also,

Explain that intelligence and being Fit part?
Being fit how?

ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you



Bye nairaland

Get money. You'll be the finest dude in the world.

sacajawea:

Explain that intelligence and being Fit part?
Being fit how?

Being fit with a low body fat percentage. You should be able to see traces of your packs, and your stomach shouldn't protrude. Your facial definition should be visible, such as your cheekbone and jawline.

By intelligence, just have sense and be current. You should be able to express yourself, and use words appropriately. So one should know the subtle differences between synonyms for example, and can defend his belief.

pansophist:


Being fit with a low body fat percentage. You should be able to see traces of your packs, and your stomach shouldn't protrude. Your facial definition should be visible, such as your cheekbone and jawline.

So how does this make Life easy for you??
How do all these in a human make life easy for you?

pansophist:

By intelligence, just have sense and be current. You should be able to express yourself, and use words appropriately. So one should know the subtle differences between synonyms for example, and can defend his belief.

So these being able to express yourself, use words
Know synonyms, defend your belief, how does that make life easier for you

ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you



Bye nairaland

even a chimpanzee in a GLK will look handsome

pansophist:


Being fit with a low body fat percentage. You should be able to see traces of your packs, and your stomach shouldn't protrude. Your facial definition should be visible, such as your cheekbone and jawline.

By intelligence, just have sense and be current. You should be able to express yourself, and use words appropriately. So one should know the subtle differences between synonyms for example, and can defend his belief.

Guess I'm intelligent. Cos sometimes when I hear a word I just go into drive and start thinking of all it's synonyms and the little difference and the most appropriate one and the ones which can still be allowed. Just that recently when I work is how to get or earn money.

pansophist:


Being fit with a low body fat percentage. You should be able to see traces of your packs, and your stomach shouldn't protrude. Your facial definition should be visible, such as your cheekbone and jawline.

By intelligence, just have sense and be current. You should be able to express yourself, and use words appropriately. So one should know the subtle differences between synonyms for example, and can defend his belief.

Guess I'm intelligent. Cos sometimes when I hear a word I just go into drive and start thinking of all it's synonyms and the little difference and the most appropriate one and the ones which can still be allowed. Just that recently when I walk is how to get or earn money.

Fattprince23:

Guess I'm intelligent. Cos sometimes when I hear a word I just go into drive and start thinking of all it's synonyms and the little difference and the most appropriate one and the ones which can still be allowed. Just that recently when I walk is how to get or earn money.

I've seen your comments and I can tell you that you're intelligent lol.

Intelligence should also not be limited to eloquence, after all, there are lots of influencers online that speaks very good but are sophisticated idiots.

Also, lots of people mask their stupidity with grammars, but intelligent people can see through that. Intelligence is actually simple.

"Involuntary sperm recipient " is another way to say "rape". A dumb person might mask with using long word, but a smart person will just say " Rape".

Or those woke mofos that refers to mothers as "baby making humans", but with all their degree and big grammars, they are pathetic idiots.

If you speak Igbo or Arabic fluently, and can express yourself in it very well, then it's also a sign of intelligence. English is just a medium of communication, And if you study other languages such as Chinese, you'll realise how poor in expression English is.

So you get the point.

Jeon:


Can't see it.

I have seen.
But Op, you better pass some people.
You ain't ugly.

He's not. Only that he looks younger than 26.

Your problem is how u see yourself.

Na low self esteem dey kill you dey go

Bro…stop talking down on ya self.

You’re not ugly,,that’s certain!

You only need to beef up your bag 💰..and Jeon will come tripping all over you!🤩

I can relate when I was very young I had this deep set of eye's and folks we be like see as your eye deep like deeper life
But today it now hunter sexy eyes

SuperOnyi:







You want to damage him completely? 😐

But seriously, most of these players I see on the street aren't so handsome yet have girlfriends but someone like me with my pretty brown eyes don't because I'm too focused on making that money. When I was a teenager and a kid, I thought I was ugly even when it was obvious I wasn't.