You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDiFECIL5tg

Fact .... No truer word has been said

DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady

ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that. just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.

EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.

Werey..... . You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...

MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that. just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.
Edited: From the attack I get here, it’s so obvious majority of guys on Nairaland don’t understand anything about their body. Well here’s a tip to help y”all, escape low testosterone as you age
1)Exercise consistently (squat at least once a week)
2)Sleep well at night
3)Eat lots of fruit and sometimes go a day or two every week without eating nothing but fruits.
4)Don’t masturbate
5)Jog on weekends when u don’t have work to do come back eat watermelon plus the seed and sleep well.
Besides as a healthy man the heat for inside pussy go wake ur dick always wen inside. With the way you all are commenting majority still use drugs. I made reference to pornstars cos 2 pornstars inspired me to begin exercise (Kiki and James, King Nasir) I’m working to become like King Nasir and trust me the benefit of exercise is so underrated. Nor go use ur hand and unhealthy lifestyle destroy ur dick begin blame Wetin no happen.

EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.

You never know anything. Guys de use penis spoil girls life.

Itohanmiwa:

You never know anything. Guys de use penis spoil girls life.

Be deceiving yourselves

advanceDNA:


Werey..... . You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...

Nobody is interested in that biro cover wey you carry

The women love joystick so much but they keep on pretending upandan 😆

FitCorper:
Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.

EreluRoz:
Be deceiving yourselves

I comment my reserve.

MrBrownJay1:


the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.



bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.

To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale?

Itohanmiwa:
To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale?

calling a spade A SPADE means being real and has nothing to do with bodyshaming anyone... babywhales and babyhippos is the term that describes women who suddenly put on weight after childbirth and become unattractive to their partner.

Hmmm

So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

Women
Always saying rubbish

Well, it depends.

Does he know how to use it?

Tinubu don use wicked economy policy (abi the thief don bury the economy Omo ale Buhari killed) finish our penis.

How penis wan take stand, when common garri is 4k, Pampers and baby foods are for the super-rich class, house rent na no go area.

Things have truly fallen apart 😢

Risingblue008:
Women
Always saying rubbish

You are a very stupid man to generalize this. I guess the females in your family are completely senseless.

Nawaa Ooo

TheBTCinvestor:


Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

It's not your fault my guy,,,, humans were never meant to be monogamous

Hunger
Economic stagnation
Tinubu
School fees
House rent
Family expanses
Outside taxation


A man with many problems might be sexually inactive

Even the president has warned his gullible followers to stop standing on his ma#h00d.
According to him, you can't stand on what is not standing

MrBrownJay1:


calling a spade A SPADE is means being real and has nothing to do with bodyshaming anyone... babywhales and babyhippos is the term that describes women who suddenly put on weight after childbirth and become unattractive to their partner.

Or you can call a spade Agricultural implements

The Nigerian economic situation has made it practically impossible for some men to even reason intimacy. With bills flying here and there, mouths to feed and other basic expenses the average man is “helpless”.

saturday morning na dickson we use start am

Her name can't be more than Torioko or Nwokocha

You are right
A lot of married women are starving sexually.