Went to rent an apartment and the landlord told me I won't use Generator during the day.

- Once it's 9 Pm , And You Are Not Back Home, Remain Where you Are,

- Stay Away From My Daughters

- You Can Not Be More Than 2 Person's in a Room

Henry2405:
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What happened to you sharing your own first?
Mumu question wey dey ask

haphizz57:
U must inform her b4 u bring woman visitor to d house

My landlady then accuṣed me of always locking the door

So funny, I nvr make any outrageous rules for my tenants, I just need them to have commonsense and be humane. Simple!

We can only shiiiit in the latrine once in a day. No male tenant should talk to any of his wives and daughters, but I managed to fok two of them.

2Radii:
when u finally build ur own house, let every Tom and dick be washing their clothes and be flushing the water into the pit

You sound like you leave in Abuja in any of the Gwagi houses where they do tell you that should you channel Birhroom water to d soakaway, it will get filled. Just asking oo.

Bible study every Sunday evening with the tenants

ravensckar:
I once lived in an apartment where the landlord said 'No generator'. Funny enough, he didn't inform me before-hand. It was after I packed in and was unloading, he saw my generator and told me about the rule.


I calmly told him that I've heard and will abide. That rule prompted me to construct an iron cage for my generator. Any time it's hot, I'll just turn on my generator, enter my house and turn the music so loud that ain't gonna hear sh1t. He shouted, cussed and threatened fire & brimstone. For where? His children too threatened but I stood my ground.

Once he brought Policemen and we went to the station, nothing happened. Even he too knew nothing would come out of it when the Police people too turned on their gen for the D.P.O.

The Baba got tired and resigned to fate. He said he'll evict me after my rent expired, too bad I paid for 2 years.

After that incident, every other tennant became inspired and started using their generators. When our transformer got spoilt and the heat became unbearable, even Oga Landlord too bought a brand new generator. We all went to congratulate him for finally joining the clique. Las las, I and Baba became good friends until I left the compound about 4 years later.

Good to be bold and know your rights

My then landlady said that my girlfriend cannot spend the night at my place because her sons were still growing up and she didn't want me to corrupt them. I tell am say that one no fit happen! I asked for a refund which she failed to comply with. I sha show am pepper for the house until I left that state.

Wetin come make her dey rent the house?

Don't Publish Terrible Bad News Under him house 🏠

ravensckar:
I once lived in an apartment where the landlord said 'No generator'. Funny enough, he didn't inform me before-hand. It was after I packed in and was unloading, he saw my generator and told me about the rule.


I calmly told him that I've heard and will abide. That rule prompted me to construct an iron cage for my generator. Any time it's hot, I'll just turn on my generator, enter my house and turn the music so loud that ain't gonna hear sh1t. He shouted, cussed and threatened fire & brimstone. For where? His children too threatened but I stood my ground.

Once he brought Policemen and we went to the station, nothing happened. Even he too knew nothing would come out of it when the Police people too turned on their gen for the D.P.O.

The Baba got tired and resigned to fate. He said he'll evict me after my rent expired, too bad I paid for 2 years.

After that incident, every other tennant became inspired and started using their generators. When our transformer got spoilt and the heat became unbearable, even Oga Landlord too bought a brand new generator. We all went to congratulate him for finally joining the clique. Las las, I and Baba became good friends until I left the compound about 4 years later.

Stubborn child. For ur mind now u re a tough kid? You haven't met a diabolic landlord who wouldn't even border going to the police, na swollen leg u go carry run comot from the house, Lol. Life na sense o, nor be to dey flex muscle o, eyes have seen alot.

I visited my friend, 7:00 pm, the landlady don lock gate, keep the key herself.

IyaTola:
If you want to marry you must move out

To avoid overcrowding the compound or what?

Mrtaye:

Bathroom water should be channeled to the drainage and not soakaway.... he's right

Or separate soakaway(s), not the one attached to the septic tank/pit. The function of soakaway is to soak the water away.

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Don't poo more than once in a day, so as not to overfill the sewers.

" I don't like tenants who don't go to church on Sundays, which church do u attend? U must always go to church on Sundays"

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OKOATA:
Nice story. Made me remember my formal landlord, his own is that anytime he's busy doing something in the compound you must help him out. Maybe car or gen got faulty and he needs to push it or repair or just name any kind of thing, even if he and his wife is having an argument he expects the tenants or anyone around that time to interfere. If you don't interfere serious war don start be that.

I wonder why some people from a particular area use that word. How does it sound to them?

jmoore:


How is it extreme? Did the tenant pay for the fruits when rent was paid?

No be this short life again? That people sleep in the evening and don't wake up the next day or go out in the morning and don't come back in the evening. Life shouldn't be taken that too seriously. Your tenants who are living in your house? When whites and Arabs are even packaging their own fruits and hanging it in front of their houses for strangers and passers-by to grab if they need it!

No rules in the house, but it's expected that everyone uses common sense.

Thankfully, my Landlord is based abroad.

I hate tenancy business. None of my properties is leased

Henry2405:
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I don't like living in the same compound with my landlord.

One of my landlady said I must inform her before I nail anything on the wall. I must not enter the house after 9pm and must not increase the volume of my home theater.

Another one says before I rent her house I must have young kids that she can send on errands and secondly I'm not allowed to use my generator rather i fuel her generator and everyday from 5 to 7pm she'll put it on for the whole house cuz she doesn't want noise everywhere. I did not only run, I also till date avoid passing the front of that house 😂😂

Jollos:
My former landlady used to pray inside the compound exactly 9pm. No matter what is pursuing u, u will stay outside till she finish praying. The shortest prayer will take 30minutes. Once it is some minutes to 9pm and u are around the house, no to pick race o

Be like say you get allergy for prayer? Or, maybe, u dey possessed😚

maasoap:

Or separate soakaway(s), not the one attached to the septic tank/pit. The function of soakaway is to soak the water away.

Na so naw

spinna:
One of by friends house you cannot wash clothes in the bathroom only outside

Our own you cannot wash clothes outside only in the bathroom

rollywise:
One of my landlady said I must inform her before I nail anything on the wall. I no must not enter the house after 9pm and must not increase the volume of my home theater.

Another one says before I rent her house I must have young kids that she can send on errands and secondly I'm not allowed to use my generator rather i fuel her generator and everyday from 5 to 7pm she'll put it on for the whole house cuz she doesn't want noise everywhere. I did not only run, I also till date avoid passing the front of that house 😂😂

Honestly, that gen own for make sense if she's willing to renegotiate the time to suit me. I hate generator noise.

God bless u.But some pigs ,they must dirty/throw this or that in the compound
and expect the landlord/lady to be happy.Some,fighting their landlord is their occupation. Those set of people will dress nicely to your 🏠 with their Christmas clothes..2 months later,them go show their real self.May we no rent house to DISGUISE MAD PEOPLE

Sonnobax15:

My landlady is a down to earth kinda person.....

She's always buSy at her store,hence,no rules...

But as a sensible tenant,there are things you shouldn't do cuz you should be wise and mature enough to know they aren't right......

Since I packed in-here,I've experienced so much peace of mind.....

10mobile:

Be like say you get allergy for prayer? Or, maybe, u dey possessed😚

Possessed people have a right to live somewhere too.

Not until when you know the landlord. The house am currently staying is the only house I lived that I know the landlady