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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by iLoveYouToo(m): 10:33am On Jun 15
Macnnoli4:
During sex, not everything is about dick, sometimes it is the pre-intimacy techniques like mouth action (if she is clean or you trust her) and fingering or the open mindedness regarding intimacy gadgets or identifying the weak points in a woman's body. I am sure a woman who knows you care about her sexual pleasure won't leave you because of sexual reasons. Example; Burna boy's ex, Stefflon Don confessed that she still misses Burna boy because he was not selfish when it came to pleasuring her showing she didn't leave him for sexual reasons.






Lol. You can’t keep a girl who doesn’t want to be kept. Check your girl's Instagram, WhatsApp, Snapchat and TikTok chats, your ego would be bruised forever.

A big dick alone won’t keep a girl.

The keys r basic, whether you have money or not,

1. Do not fall in love
2. Have multiple options

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by African26(m): 11:24am On Jun 15
franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers



My G, you are a very smart guy.
I mean, you are brilliant.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Exceed15: 11:34am On Jun 15
Walk away. No contact. No call. No viewing of her status on social media. Trust me, he will come back meanwhile get a new girl that values u not your money.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Usmanovic95(m): 1:00pm On Jun 15
As long as you are not married to her,oga that girl you are trying to personalize is not yours alone,even the married ones still cheat on people who pay their bride price. Bro just thank God if this is your only problem.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ABANGWABOI(m): 2:53pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad

Go and beg her...
Sell your lands and investments and give her the money.. she will accept you back ...
Use all that you have and beg her...
Do this as a Real Man..

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Beautifulday: 2:54pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Joy stick wasn't the problem. Nah just excuse. Your absence was.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by idanone(m): 2:55pm On Jun 15
U too go find small pussy.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Goalnaldo(m): 2:55pm On Jun 15
Put yourself together and eat and sleep. You are the price. I broke up with my girlfriend on Monday and dem no born me well not to eat and sleep. I do think of her occasionally but not to the level of not eating.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Surgeman: 2:57pm On Jun 15
E be like you don chop belleful. You too go find big toto na 💆🏾‍♂️

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by luminouz(m): 2:58pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!
Join the redpill and stop crying
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by dododawa1: 2:58pm On Jun 15
see rubbish topic


on front page


Nairaland has gone

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Opanka44(m): 2:58pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad

Sorry about the ugly experience. God will give you a better woman. Pls Help me with 1k so I can feed
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by wonder233: 2:58pm On Jun 15
Guess what?
The guy may not even have a big penis more than you. She just told you the one thing that would deflate your ego and puncture your self esteem, so that you would feel it wasn't her fault.
So let me tell you what I really think made her leave: its simple: you over loved her. That bores the hell out of girls. In no time, that boredom turns to iritation and in no time, she will leave you, because you're conquered territory and they yearn for the excitement of an untamed man. If you're dating a girl or married, the fastest way to make her cheat on you is to make yourself unattractive to other ladies. If she doesn't see other ladies around you from time to time, bro she will start getting irritated, while you're thinking you're being the best husband.
It happened to me and I learned.
When you finally learn, don't allow anyone shame you that you're being callous to ladies, cos you're not. You're simply living a truth even they can't admit to.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by GloriousGbola: 3:00pm On Jun 15
https://www.nairaland.com/bradford111
This is the ops profile. That is all

Seun please do better than allowing sxxt like this to be pushed to fp

There are better ways of farming for clicks than pandering to Nigerian incels

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nairaman66(m): 3:01pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

I think she left you because you are so full of yourself. That’s if this story is not a figment of your imagination
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by sacajawea(m): 3:03pm On Jun 15
Who added that pics on the Post??
The front page Moderators?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Lemos14: 3:04pm On Jun 15
Why is this on fp? Chai

Seun can you please employ smarter moderators?

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by farouk2much(m): 3:04pm On Jun 15
Something wey some women dey die for
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by onadana: 3:05pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad


Sort your issues out yourself big or small dick...what is in the land now is hunger,leave all this super story tales. Hungry no dey catch you?

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by dettolgel: 3:05pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

I can see why she left you. Look at the way you are whining about what you did for her and crying over spilled milk. Guy you need to understand how women's mind work. They will drop that big dick like hot cool if a guy with correct vibes show up.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Dengoh(m): 3:06pm On Jun 15
Let's see the picture of the d*** before jumping into conclusion.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by sonssyo(f): 3:07pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Big congratulations to you, God just saved you from a pending doom that will come. If not, a DNA test conducted on all your children when you get married eventually will lead to heart break, come heart attack and eventually death. Congratulations and be open to a lady that will love you in and out, Again, the lady did well to move on with her life , when eventually she will return with sad stories, please and please do not look back, or else you will turn to a pillar of salt just as in the days of the scripture. Go out today, buy meat and what have you and POP champagne ...... in between i' m a lady , no favouritism here cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by gassbee: 3:07pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad
you only have money, no swag, no influence, not a guy man, u r not fun to b with

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by bighorlus(m): 3:08pm On Jun 15
franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers





Well said👍

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by CyberHolarex: 3:10pm On Jun 15
You should know that women come and go.

Why will you still be in the same place?

Go for standard quality women.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Eriokanmi: 3:10pm On Jun 15
If your story is real, I feel so sorry. But sincerely speaking, money isn't enough to keep your wife. Give her everything on earth, she'd still go out if you can't satisfy her with sex except she's godfearing.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by otherway: 3:11pm On Jun 15
Lol! I don't believe this except the Op is extremely small.

I remember this thread I created way back

https://www.nairaland.com/5027366/ladies-dont-deceived-average-best

Nlfpm should take a look at it.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Auto58(m): 3:11pm On Jun 15
Some people get time I can't imagine myself thinking about a girl that leave me.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Chikel20000(m): 3:11pm On Jun 15
Zaheertyler:
Lol
Relationship goes beyond gifts and money
Work on yourself
not sure u understand the girls of dis days
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Blitzking: 3:12pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!
Where una dey meet ladies wey like big dickkkk na mouth jare...all the ladies I av come across complain of my big dickk...
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by omoredia: 3:13pm On Jun 15
U lost ur power when u became a lover boy

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by eepeepook: 3:14pm On Jun 15
Lies. I’m six inches. Only one woman out of twelve complained that it was small. She still moaned when it was in her and was disappointed that I climaxed before she did.

Another tale by moonlight from the brains of Nairaland children.

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