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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by FuckYeyeMods: 4:04pm On Jun 15 |
RealityKings:You mean Six inch is small.. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by olusipimp(m): 4:13pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111: Oga, thank ur star that u dodge a bullet. Move on jare cos I'm tired of guys behaving like will Smith when it comes to girls with no brain issues |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ArchangelMicky(m): 4:14pm On Jun 15 |
Move on homie Better life awaits you Carry on soldier 🪖💪🏾 #love🤞🏾 #respect 💯 |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ukaface(f): 4:14pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111:How did you come to the conclusion that it’s because of your pe.nis size? God Abeg, which kind story be this one? |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DeusXmachina: 4:17pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111:6 is marginally above average, fam. Global average is 5. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by drdanny(m): 4:20pm On Jun 15 |
Best way to get over her is to get a girl far prettier and sender than her. Since you have money, use it to cure your pain. But never let go of the deceit. Never trust wholeheartedly. Always leave room for disappointment and know that there are plenty girls out there who are way better than that ashy you dated. Get up and move bro! |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by IkeAbuja(f): 4:22pm On Jun 15 |
You hardly see people like Otedola, Obi Cubana, Adenuga, Dantata, Innoson, Dangote complain of their girlfriends or wife leaving them because of having small dick or not lasting in bed but you see poor men like this one...oga go and be useful with your life and make money she left you because you are poor and worst of it you don't know that you are poor. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by 234GT(m): 4:24pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111: I take God beg you, if you are working class, you have no reason at all dating a student.....let students date students......once you are working, don't date any lady who is not working.....e get why....... 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ppogba: 4:26pm On Jun 15 |
Go to the nearest Hausa community,Sabo close to you for enlargement. By next Sunday you will give testimony. Na small mata dey give you stress like dis? |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ppogba: 4:28pm On Jun 15 |
IkeAbuja: You can ask the security men or drivers of the people you mentioned why madam did not abandon their marriages. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Gunboat127(m): 4:28pm On Jun 15 |
When you go into any relationship first with your emotions rather than your head or good judgement,you're bound to be affected and controlled by anything your partner does..i find it funny when any man complains that he is sad,has been crying over a woman when there are legions of women out there..in your case you should have been organizing a testimonial ceremony by now and congratulating her for helping you avoid marrying a dick obsessed person like her,you for commit sucide in marriage ..having said that no woman is worth crying over, work on yourself and worry more about more important things.you should be the first thing in your priority list, everyother thing including women should be secondary. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by habakukjss3: 4:29pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111: You must be a useless simp.. Ho hug transformer na.. Ogun kill you there.. Instead of celebrating u r here displaying folly |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Flows001(m): 4:30pm On Jun 15 |
franchasofficia: Was the bolded necessary? 😅😅🤣 |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by dominic17: 4:48pm On Jun 15 |
Kindly attached pictures or video of the joystick to guide us to advise you properly Bradford111: |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by phemray(m): 4:50pm On Jun 15 |
Sapasenator: I think the issue is because he deflowered her and she is now trying a second one when she has not given birth or she has friends that told her to enjoy herself well before Marriage, since to taste many sizes now is the pride of nowadays women. 6' is the average of 80% Africans men and it's ok. Is he sure the other guy has it bigger or just imagination.he shld Never worried, she will comeback in future to tell him a story (reason) that he didn't know as of today. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by wizelink(m): 4:51pm On Jun 15 |
Cut off your diçk and borrow the man's own in order to win her back. Nonsense. How did you know the size of the guy's diçk? |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by AbujaCitiBlog: 4:53pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111:You are a very big fool and you dont need help. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ebonyface2(m): 4:58pm On Jun 15 |
Judd007: Not every lady wants the big D, just as not every lady wants money. The question is how good are you with the little of everything u gat. Question ur pre-intimacy, does she like it sucked? Is she after orgasm or you are just after your own satisfaction? Ask questions, seek answers. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Osanoghodua1: 4:59pm On Jun 15 |
If all you can offer is dick and sex a woman, you're a complete failure, people that think like this end up being subservient to women. You're into fornication, you're here talking about penis! Go and think of what you can do for your community. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by bentenny(m): 4:59pm On Jun 15 |
OP all the things U just said are features of a glorified simp! No pun intended! U are now a certified 'see finish' in her sight! She didn't leave because of big prick but because she was attracted to the guy's confidence and the fact that he hardly tolerates wat u permit from her! Every lady is attracted to an untamed guy! An untamed guy breeds chaos and jealousy for her which makes her stick to d guy like glue! She don tire for ur doings! U always say YES to everything she says or does! That's not manly nah! And with time,she will get tired and bored hence she starts looking outside! 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by HellVictorinho6(m): 5:01pm On Jun 15 |
MrCork: What i believe U think u know what i bliv What sort of science or mathematics or whatever else took u there? And who ur popsi epp? |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by MatrixCircle: 5:05pm On Jun 15 |
Thank your God she left. People like Ngozi Okonjo iweala, Aisha Muhammed, Oprah Winfred and others in thier calibre don't go for big joystick. Concentrate on your career the right brain will come. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by HellVictorinho6(m): 5:06pm On Jun 15 |
ebonyface2: Az in ask yasef If a girl/woman aint liking you 4 being you Then such questions will be like u wanna rape them cuz thaz how they gonna see it |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nnamdi640: 5:06pm On Jun 15 |
My brother take it easy, never give all your love to a woman, I repeat, never give all your love to a woman, make sure you reserve some for yourself, this is because women are loyal to their emotions not to anyone and this is too bad to any guy that gave all his love.... Early this year, I approached one lady in my church, after chatting with her for a week, I asked her out and she agreed, after the outing, a week later the so called lady sent me a message that she don't think we are compatible, in my mind I just smiled, now I just met a lady that is ready to do everything for me, honestly, am surprised that a lady can be this good. The mistake majority of guys make is to be spending on a lady, in any relationship if the lady is not spending on you, my brother leave that relationship before you start telling us story that touches the heart. Just calm down you will get a lady that truly love you, again don't ever accept her back, once she is tired of that long di(k, she will start looking for you and start begging, please don't accept her back, there are lot of fishes in the river. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by MrCork: 5:06pm On Jun 15 |
HellVictorinho6: YOU A 419 SCAMMER BEGGGER & WE GONA STOP U FROM BEGGGING FOR MOINEY.... EVEN FEMALES DONT BEG LIKE THIS...SHAME ON U YOU LAZZZZZY YOUTH...WE WILL EXPOSE U..MR BEGGGER!!!!((( no oofencse)) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Wickedlywicked: 5:07pm On Jun 15 |
I marvel at the rate at which the female folks have manipulated most of you into feeling guilty about what’s supposed to be their own shame. You claimed to be a ‘6-incher’ yet a borehole is making you feel useless and not-big-enough and instead of shaming her for being too wide and for traumatizing her overused vj, you’re here lamenting like a typical finished man Everybody is talking about penile sizes but nobody is talking about why a lady in her twenties would already have a well that’s wide enough to accommodate the Noah’s ark |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Azazyel: 5:11pm On Jun 15 |
Bradford111: If that girl truly left cos of bigger gbola then she was never a virgin in the first place. She just played the virgin card cos she knows that's what you wanna hear. Any lady who leaves a good relationship in search of big gbola is damaged psychologically and could not have been a virgin before meeting you. You were dating a coded street property and I believe you had shown her all your weaknesses. She got tired of you and decided to go on another adventure. Once she is done with that guy too, she would move on to another client. How did you even know that she left you cos of bigger gbola? People like her don't keep relationships for long and they always have backup guys by the side. Work on yourself bro. Stop doing "good boy" in relationships. Just be yourself. It's not about how big a Man gbola is. It's about how a man carries himself. Don't be arrogant but just show her that you can do without her sometimes. Don't always be at a woman's beck and call. It's irritating. Stop spending money on her like she's your mother or father. She has no right to your money so far you guys aren't married. I remember I met this kind of girl 3yrs ago. We met on Badoo app and started a relationship. I had the chance to peep through her iPhone cos she didn't know she dropped the phone at my place when she went out to get some food ingredients at the nearby market. I studied her and got the password, opened the phone and saw several stuffs that I laughed at. I saw a guy which she was dating before still chatting her up and begging her even sending 50k to her. He was trying to s*xchat her and set his full picture nude with his large gbola. When I saw it, I almost shouted. Funnily enough, she kept blasting him telling him that his gbola is big for nothing. She blocked him. I saw another chat where she and one guy were s*xchatting but for some reason she didn't respond to him after that day which was almost a week after. It was then I got my evidence that the girl na really street property. I banged her well and she kept coming everyday but didn't let it get get into my head. I left her at some point cos the whole thing was just time wasting and I was getting irritated with her movements. Throughout our time together, I never let her see my weaknesses. I never acted needy around her instead I was always calm and collected. She was always surprised with my level of calmness and that's why she couldn't leave. The adventure was still on for her. Even till now, she still chats me up on WhatsApp and aks if she can come over. Work on yourself bro. She's gone. No matter what you do, don't ever beg that girl. Let her go. She's a liability. You shouldn't be begging liabilities to stay in your life. Stop flaunting cash around ladies or else you'll turn to maga. Just be yourself and if she likes you, she would stay. Don't allow porn to mess with your head. Bigger gbola doesn't mean better s*x. Women use emotions during s*x so for them to climax, they have to be emotionally attached and attracted to you. 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by GloriousGbola: 5:13pm On Jun 15 |
RealityKings: Your user name says it all. She down with BBC. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by RealityKings: 5:14pm On Jun 15 |
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