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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Verbtips(m): 5:23pm On Jun 15
libertyfather:
General market.....check up


my guy stop loving, all this calamity could hv been averted..ajeh!!
how people the take chop breakfast i no just understandundecided
if na me,my gf tell be that rubbish omo i don tear genesis be that to go flex,pesin like me the alway value my word,if i say for better for worst na to endure be that o,it is better to have a broken relationship than a useless marriage.
op just dey act like pikin wey still the suck breast.becus of girl fa you no fit eat
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Akposkiz: 5:32pm On Jun 15
Hmmm too much wahala for small dick!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Midex88(m): 5:32pm On Jun 15
franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers



You be pro
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Winnin009: 5:40pm On Jun 15
franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers



Too Apt! 👊🏽

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by TheGift: 5:44pm On Jun 15
My word of encouragement to you is:

1. Get over the size of your D*** and stop comparing it with others

2. As long as She is not your legally married Wife and mother of your kids, don’t waste anytime mourning the loss of that relationship

3. Come to your own aid, rather than wait for strangers on Nairaland to aid you
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Formation10: 5:59pm On Jun 15
My advice for you is to stay away from her,it vary hard but it is just the truth because she has tested another man that is want she want she will be satify even if she come back,so just let her go yours will surely come,best of luck
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Ajiswaggs(m): 6:02pm On Jun 15
Maybe she don chop charm
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Maliqcious: 6:03pm On Jun 15
This Nigga is soft as Bleep… nobody left because of Pennis size. Crying here alone shows you’re a sissy man

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by alamscolo(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15
Bro, out of every problem wey dey this Nigeria, Na girl wey leave you because of dick dey give you sleepless night, you funny gan I swear, do you know how many dick she don taste wey no big reach your own before she see a bigger one, instead make you dey happy say God eventually help you send someone that will bring bastard to your home after marriage, you're obsessed because of dick, go kill yourself then. Mtchew. You dey call olosho girlfriend 😂😂😂

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by donem: 6:20pm On Jun 15
ABANGWABOI:


Go and beg her...
Sell your lands and investments and give her the money.. she will accept you back ...
Use all that you have and beg her...
Do this as a Real Man..
Your signature touched my heart, was he your blood brother?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by obaidan: 6:28pm On Jun 15
there'a always a woman for every man and vice versa, get urself one that is okay with ur size
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by TableLeg(m): 6:37pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Get fu...cking lost, ashiere o lo ko crayon!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by countryman13: 6:40pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him
One man's food is another man's poison! Big/Small dick is immaterial ooo. I advised u move on with ur life.


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by emonis88: 6:40pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad
U a simp!!! Ur attitude says it all. U r worried about a girl u spent so much on,enjoying another dick? Y would u even spend so much on a girl who u ve not wived? u better forget her n move forward. Even with time if u ignore her she il want to come back, n I know a simp like u il take her back instead of kicking her ass back to where she came from
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by GUNITGuy: 7:04pm On Jun 15
It's the stage of her life and you are no better....why cry over spilled milk ....a point you will get to in your life you won't care which woman who stays or leave....
Then she would also get to a point we're a man's dick size nor money won't matter much....
Women are in phases
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:07pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!
It's not about the Dick, the dude just got Much Rizz than You & That's all ....

She went for the rizz, she might come crawling back to you begging After the dejavu effect has left her grin ...

I just love women... cheesy ... imagine how she is making you to collapse within yourself ... grin ...

She is just training you & making you to becoming a Man That stand gidigba no matter the Matter cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by StreetFight: 7:23pm On Jun 15
ReluctantAdult:
Damn OP grin

Imagine the other dude, parting her soft, luscious, young thighs; saddled in-between there, he buries his long, fat shaft in her moist, dripping vulva; she let's out a moan, wrapping her young legs around him and holding him tight. He stretches out her folds, skillfully hitting every sensual nerve lining her walls with his black mamba grin
She lets herself go; relieved she could finally enjoy what she couldn't get from you grin
You've been cucked, OP. Let it go, she can never enjoy sex with you again grin

This is the second human being I know who will never make Heaven, the first is Judas Iscariot
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by folake4u(f): 7:25pm On Jun 15
GloriousGbola:


Your user name says it all.

She down with BBC.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Appadorai(m): 7:29pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him

Build your Dick bigger than the Guy on, then
Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!
Build your Dick bigger and bigger than that Guy own, she will come back.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by santaclaws: 7:30pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

You're insecure and you watch too much porn, that was why penis was the first thing to come to your mind when your girl left you.

The average penis size in Nigeria is 5.5 inches, not even 6 Inches. If a woman left you check yourself for mouth odor, body odor and your general character.

Most ladies cannot handle anything beyond 7 inches, so forget that stupid mentality that women prefer huge joysticks, it is very illogical.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:33pm On Jun 15
Eriokanmi:
If your story is real, I feel so sorry. But sincerely speaking, money isn't enough to keep your wife. Give her everything on earth, she'd still go out if you can't satisfy her with sex except she's godfearing.

Back in the days as a boy who's trying to date, I got to know this truth after my gf I dated visited for the 1st time. I blamed myself for touching her that day cos of the way she was crying. I had been asking why I let that happen, that I had hurt her, feeling so sad.

To my amazement, it was her call that woke me up the following day that she's coming to my place. The moment I began apologising, she said I should stop it. She spent 2 days before going back to school.

Even if you aren't a Mr big, try and learn how to satisfy your wife, to prevent a thing like this happening. Work on your sexual life bro.
Chairman Make una dey post like Adult now ... undecided ...

I had to read your post like 7times before I understand the contextual meaning of the word "touch & cry" .... I was like why would you beat her & why was she crying & asking you not to apologize

Simply tell us una Fvck & she was crying for fvcking her & You later apologized then she asked you to stopeeet grin ...
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by santaclaws: 7:37pm On Jun 15
alamscolo:
Bro, out of every problem wey dey this Nigeria, Na girl wey leave you because of dick dey give you sleepless night, you funny gan I swear, do you know how many dick she don taste wey no big reach your own before she see a bigger one, instead make you dey happy say God eventually help you send someone that will bring bastard to your home after marriage, you're obsessed because of dick, go kill yourself then. Mtchew. You dey call olosho girlfriend 😂😂😂

Don't mind the fool. He probably watches too much porn and is obsessed with penis size, the breakup only brought out his personal insecurity.... That was why the first thing that came to his mind was penis size.

Go online, average penis size is 5.5 inches in Nigeria (erect size ooo). Many guys out there with 5 inches living their best lives, even dumping girls anyhow lol. Confidence cannot be bought with money.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:42pm On Jun 15
nnamdi640:
My brother take it easy, never give all your love to a woman, I repeat, never give all your love to a woman, make sure you reserve some for yourself, this is because women are loyal to their emotions not to anyone and this is too bad to any guy that gave all his love....
Early this year, I approached one lady in my church, after chatting with her for a week, I asked her out and she agreed, after the outing, a week later the so called lady sent me a message that she don't think we are compatible, in my mind I just smiled, now I just met a lady that is ready to do everything for me, honestly, am surprised that a lady can be this good. The mistake majority of guys make is to be spending on a lady, in any relationship if the lady is not spending on you, my brother leave that relationship before you start telling us story that touches the heart.
Just calm down you will get a lady that truly love you, again don't ever accept her back, once she is tired of that long di(k, she will start looking for you and start begging, please don't accept her back, there are lot of fishes in the river.
Why won't he accept her back

Why would he be keeping malice

Accept her back then when she wanna leave again .. and away she goes & when she comes back again .. she is welcome ...

Life is quite simple 😌... no stress no bitterness no toxicity.... No date, No Wahala just Great friends with great Fvcking Sessions !
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ChiefOkoye(m): 8:03pm On Jun 15
This life no balance....my own girl deserted me because i have big dick as a result anytime we finished making love,she can't walk
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by jaszplus12(m): 8:05pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Before I encourage you, can I have all the food you have refused to eat simply because of what you found out??
Ok, now just imagine it was in a marriage situation she left you for a bigger instrument! That would have been terrible! So it's a good thing you dodged that.
Now, like someone advised earlier, check your character, are you boastful? Jealous excessively? High-minded? Kind to others or you like others to serve you?
We may not know, so maybe you can ask people who know you very well...and are sincere.
6 inch instrument is ok, how you use it also matters, are you just a push in and out guy? Do you truly give her orgasms or you just go to sleep once you're done? What about compliments? Anyway, these are few questions you should ask and answer...
Cheers!
Don't forget to send the food, I'm waiting...

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by hardon1(m): 8:13pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real
I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

When ever you see a write up and the writer tries to buttress validation like the bolded part. Just know it's a lie

I will advice you when you come with true story and true problems
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by jaszplus12(m): 8:14pm On Jun 15
Macnnoli4:
During sex, not everything is about dick, sometimes it is the pre-intimacy techniques like mouth action (if she is clean or you trust her) and fingering or the open mindedness regarding intimacy gadgets or identifying the weak points in a woman's body. I am sure a woman who knows you care about her sexual pleasure won't leave you because of sexual reasons. Example; Burna boy's ex, Stefflon Don confessed that she still misses Burna boy because he was not selfish when it came to pleasuring her showing she didn't leave him for sexual reasons.




What you're saying is the truth!
The lady I dated before I married my wife continued to tell me we must continue having s.ex because I knew exactly how to give her the tonic for her body even though she got married because I was not ready!
She tried everything... until I had to make her understand I wasn't going to sit in someone's local government seat!
Finally the saving grace was they relocated abroad!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Dshocker(m): 8:16pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

If i may ask; How did you get to know, it was because of dick & that he has not spent up to 20k?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nnamdi640: 8:32pm On Jun 15
DonroxyII:
Why won't he accept her back

Why would he be keeping malice

Accept her back then when she wanna leave again .. and away she goes & when she comes back again .. she is welcome ...

Life is quite simple 😌... no stress no bitterness no toxicity.... No date, No Wahala just Great friends with great Fvcking Sessions !
You mean the guy should act like a bus that she can leave and come back as she want, hope you know that the guy has his own life to live and will one day want to start his own family. He doesn't need a lady that will distract him or a woman that her way of life is not stable. Remember, life is not all about sex alone, with all the sex both had in the past yet the guy still feels the pain of losing her.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by fof1: 8:35pm On Jun 15
Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Man up Boy.She isn't for you,Period. Such will give you Serious Problems in the future...So leaving you now is far Better,Pls. This is not the Function of Money but Mindset. So Heal Fast Joor
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nekta(m): 8:45pm On Jun 15
IkeAbuja:
You hardly see people like Otedola, Obi Cubana, Adenuga, Dantata, Innoson, Dangote complain of their girlfriends or wife leaving them because of having small dick or not lasting in bed but you see poor men like this one...oga go and be useful with your life and make money she left you because you are poor and worst of it you don't know that you are poor.
he is poor but doesn’t know he’s poor ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by stevups(m): 9:08pm On Jun 15
I just failed 8 courses out of 10 during my own time.. So enjoy yourself

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