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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by buJu234: 8:48am On Jun 22
b4 u attack this lady,

kindly note that her msg is mostly for alot of men old than 50yrs old.

because alot due to cholesterol, diabetes, HBP, stress of hustling to take of the family etc.. alot of dicks are not standing as it supposed to be especially when it comes to their old wrink looking wifes.

but give them a fresh blood (23-26yrs old babe), then the man`s dick will respond fully erect grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Hotzone(m): 8:48am On Jun 22
We wake with strong priik
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by diamond68: 8:48am On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.



bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.
to each his own. There are men whose wives have 10 kids for them and baba still Dey fire on all cylinders Dey look for eleventh child 🤣

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 8:48am On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!
Wrong

Men libido reduce as they age, it has nothing to do with their women. Your erection in your 30s can't be the same in your 40s cos of testosterone level.

Conversely, women libido tend to increase even as they approach menopause

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Eriokanmi: 8:51am On Jun 22
When they will be drinking and smoking nosense nko?

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by celestineteryim: 8:51am On Jun 22
Especially those ones that were standing on Pandora obituary mandate, hoping he will win through back door have stand tire now oo

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by jumpandpas(m): 8:51am On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Yeah, but age and stress is another thing.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by BuharisBoy: 8:52am On Jun 22
GHMMmmmmmmm
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 8:53am On Jun 22
diamond68:
to each his own. There are men whose wives have 10 kids for them and baba still Dey fire on all cylinders Dey look for eleventh child 🤣
Having kids and sexual satisfaction ain't the same. Even a 5 mins man like Churchill have children

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Princeton92(m): 8:54am On Jun 22
Preach brother


MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Lezzlie(m): 8:57am On Jun 22
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.
never a stupider comment posted.

No logic or Sean's. How does early morning erection every healthy man experiences translate to sexual desire?

Damn

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by TechBaron: 8:58am On Jun 22
Imagine posting this in my church's WhatsApp group...


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Chikel20000(m): 8:59am On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
how true is dis?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by hotseat: 9:01am On Jun 22
A man's orgasm is mostly determined by the contents of his wallet!



Person never see food chop, house rent dey im neck, children's school fees dey knock for door, etc.



How you expect im John Thomas to work wella?



Abeg, second bass jare!






@hotseat

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MatrixCircle: 9:02am On Jun 22
Prick fit wake for some women but refuse to wake for another. Likes and dislike. It has a life of its own and choices. Sometimes it might not erect for a particular lady no matter what you do it doesn't mean you have erectile dysfunction. Same man may lost affection for the wife due to many reasons, she may not be looking attractive and romantic due to routines.
Same man may be having very good erection with his side chick the reason he's running to his side chick that gives him that affection to perform.
So what the woman is saying is wrong.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by diamond68: 9:02am On Jun 22
femi4:
Having kids and sexual satisfaction ain't the same. Even a 5 mins man like Churchill have children
problem is you men are not adventurous, no be everything be gragra oooo, after a certain age just buy dil-do and use the Love Machine to fire your wife get her ready then you can now Mount and finish off. Everybody done satisfy Kwanu 🤣🤣

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Kog45(m): 9:02am On Jun 22
EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.
Regina Nwoke and Shade Okoye married for money,nothing more….fact sexually they are not enjoying the real thing abeg.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Eriokanmi: 9:03am On Jun 22
Itohanmiwa:


To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale? grin
grin. Still laughing here. Some people get bad mouth shaa....wetin con be baby whale again. I sef wonder oo. Lol
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by VaginaAcademic: 9:04am On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!
real facts

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by RodgersAkpafu: 9:07am On Jun 22
Yankee101:
Hunger
Economic stagnation
Tinubu
School fees
House rent
Family expanses
Outside taxation


A man with many problems might be sexually inactive
true sha
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Fryx: 9:11am On Jun 22
I will try my possible best to get my wife her own house near mine.

If we don’t see every day, my thing will still stand whenever I see her.

Sometimes I pity women. They so much love sex, but no normal thinking man will allow them have it anyhow.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Zidac: 9:12am On Jun 22
And you just have to disgrace your husband publicly. Shameless

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by DelilahMakinde(f): 9:14am On Jun 22
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

Porn stars use Viagra at least 1 hour before filming so I wouldn't use them as example
A lot of lubricant is also used, it prolongs ejaculation time. A secret many men don't know.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by NaijaCover(m): 9:16am On Jun 22
Inukwa ooooo
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Angrymode: 9:16am On Jun 22
True but because prick no dey stand for wife no necessarily mean say e no dey stand for side chicks😁

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Maysdevices(f): 9:16am On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


calling a spade A SPADE is means being real and has nothing to do with bodyshaming anyone... babywhales and babyhippos is the term that describes women who suddenly put on weight after childbirth and become unattractive to their partner.
They are fat human beings

That you find them disgusting does not give you the right to call them animals

Intelligence is really a spectrum

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by anyicash(m): 9:25am On Jun 22
It’s more of a mental state or psychological..see men of nowadays are going through so many things.

The penis will rise only when your head is clear of worries.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Isaac5266(m): 9:28am On Jun 22
She's saying from experience
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Lovit(m): 9:33am On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Oga, just talk say your own generator no dey gree start. Man wey em joystick dey work, will rise all things being equal if woman near am, weda ugly or not.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by ANAELEemm: 9:35am On Jun 22
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.




We wish you well. Na on top we go hear your news

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by jaxxy(m): 9:35am On Jun 22
Is sex everything? ok he's joy stick is standing and active but he's giving u stds back to back with it? How happy is that? undecided
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by RodgersAkpafu: 9:36am On Jun 22
diamond68:
to each his own. There are men whose wives have 10 kids for them and baba still Dey fire on all cylinders Dey look for eleventh child 🤣
you must have grown up in the hood grin cheesy

you sabi ball
those men are bad guys
and their wives no dey complain of faulty engine

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