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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MarketDispatch: 10:56am On Jun 22
DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady

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If her Husband is having Joystick standing problems, she should tell her husband to contact me
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by 3kay945(m): 11:08am On Jun 22
femi4:
Wrong

Men libido reduce as they age, it has nothing to do with their women. Your erection in your 30s can't be the same in your 40s cos of testosterone level.

Conversely, women libido tend to increase even as they approach menopause

Wrong!

Yea, you have a point in your second paragraph.
However, what the person you quoted said is also correct.

Don't quick in passing judgment of Wrong or right, there are many entrance that lead to the market. cool
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Ekaette1621990: 11:18am On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.


Masturbation is the secret of large and long penis.

It's also the secret that I used in lasting longer on bed.

I've mastubated for more than 19 years and I'm still servicing my wife's engine till she's tired.


Anyway I laugh in Swahili πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by finallybusy: 11:18am On Jun 22
Another IQ-killing topic courtesy of Nairaland.com.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by NothingDoMe: 11:31am On Jun 22
advanceDNA:


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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Alexiiydon: 11:35am On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
explain this crap much better...tell us how
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Alexiiydon: 11:37am On Jun 22
EreluRoz:
Nobody is interested in that biro cover wey you carry
so your puna is so wide like village well ...is that what you’re saying
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by diamond68: 11:37am On Jun 22
ehay:
wink[color=#006600][/color]

Nwokeoma, I noo dia grin grin
cheesy

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by diamond68: 11:39am On Jun 22
Ekaette1621990:



Masturbation is the secret of large and long penis.

It's also the secret that I used in lasting longer on bed.

I've mastubated for more than 19 years and I'm still servicing my wife's engine till she's tired.


Anyway I laugh in Swahili πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I need to stop masturbation then because my penis is too long
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Royalechelon(m): 11:46am On Jun 22
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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 11:47am On Jun 22
3kay945:


Wrong!

Yea, you have a point in your second paragraph.
However, what the person you quoted said is also correct.

Don't quick in passing judgment of Wrong or right, there are many entrance that lead to the market. cool
Ki lomode e mo. Struggling with erection for 2-3 months is more of a medical condition. I m sure you didn't even watch the video. When you grow up, you will understand better
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by FameGlory(m): 11:48am On Jun 22
A man's joystick can stand even at 80yrs of age.

I once had a patient whose joystick never stood up for 17yrs until he met me.

Imagine the depression all through those years.

Baba's joystick is standing and in active service now more than ever.

Men just need the right information.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Steveagro: 11:56am On Jun 22
If you think your man's dick is ineffective because it doesn't work for you, connect him to a sugar mummy or financially stable woman whose presence and attitude doesn't stresses him out, let him spend two weeks with her without access to any sex enhancement get testimonies from her to know if the joystick is working or not
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by able20(m): 12:11pm On Jun 22
Nigerian lady here subjected their male partners to a Sex doll.
Many men have gone trying to sexually satisfy their unsatisfiable women
Sex enhancement Drugs continue to destroy the life of young and elderly Men in society, why!
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by otherway: 12:15pm On Jun 22
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

You were making sense until you made reference to porn.

Those porn actors use injectable aphrodisiac to have erection.

Argue with your keypad.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Elzazzi: 12:22pm On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Masturbation is bad true true
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by donbenie(m): 12:36pm On Jun 22
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.
Inexperience full your write-up..
Anyone that thinks that a man's d1ck will always stand for the wife,no matter what is clueless and either not married or just married..
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by DeLaRue: 1:05pm On Jun 22
Truth is, women don't understand men's body. An even greater truth is the majority of men don't know how their body works.

1. Ability to have excellent erections irrespective of your age is not guaranteed. Many men over 40 will experience reduced ability to have spontaneous erections, the type a 25 yr old will have at the sight of anything that moves. By the time a man hits 50, the challenge will become more pronounced. He might still be having strong erections but his sexual spontaneity will reduce significantly that his wife will begin to notice. He will just not be interested as much as he used to previously. It is nature. It's got nothing to do with how beautiful or ugly his wife is.

2. At around the age of 40 onwards, a man's blood vessel begins to narrow slowly. By the time he hits late 40s early 50s, the narrowing starts getting progressively more pronounced. Narrawing of vessels mean less and less blood can go through. And we know, excellent blood flow generally correlates with strong erections. Poor blood flow means less strong or frequent erections.

3. Testosterone is a good predictor of sexual desire. But Testosterone starts falling with age. Less Testosterone means less desire for sex. Yes, agbo, sugary power drinks can give you occasional and temporary boost, but in the end they do not address the underlying problem and they will do even more damage to your health long term.

At least 75% of all men will face the above issues in their lifetime. It doesn't matter whether you never drink and always eat a good diet. It's just that someone who drinks heavily, eats poorly and never exercise will likely experience those challenges earlier and more in their lifetime.

There are many handsome, six pack, physically fit young men that have severely low Testosterone and are not highly motivated for sex. Yet, there are poor men who eat poor diet, and never exercise and have the sort of strong erections and frequent desires for sex that many rich, middle and uper class people can only dream of.

And there are no easy solutions. If all that was needed was medication, then male doctors would have the strongest erections and highest sexual desires in the world. But we know, doctors face exactly the same problems.

It is just the hand that nature has dealt men, but a few are luckier than others. Some men are still going sttrong in their 60s and 70s (very few though). Women on the other hand are at their highest levels of sexual desire between 35 and 50 years old exactly the time that most men are tiring.

Unfortunate for men smiley

Stop humiliating your man if he can no longer do as strongly or as often as he used to. Nature has simply caught up with him. IT'S MOST LIKELY NOT HIS FAULT. If you already have children and he was performing well before, I advise you MANAGE your man. He can't do much about his situation. If you keep piling him with Agbo and all sorts of sexual enhancers, you are going to create more medical problems for him. Neither will sexy new underwear or clothes make much difference.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by TheBTCinvestor: 1:32pm On Jun 22
Kavod:


BOTH OF UNA DE WRONG.... ITS YOUR MINDSET THATS CORRUPT. I KNOW AND DATED A FEW GIRLS WHO CAN ONLY REALLY GET WET IF YOU. BECOME AGGRESSIVE WITH THEM, PERHAPS THEY WHERE RAPED AT TENDER AGE.. THEIR MIND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED. IF YOU CAN FIND YOUR WIFE ATTRACTIVE OR CANT GET YOUR LITTLE JOHN UP FOR HER BUT IT GETS UP FOR YOUNGER AND SLENDER GIRLS, THEN CHECK YOUR MINDSET AND EXAMINE WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND. TOTO NA TOTO

DEY PLAY..see this one...Toto has 1 million varieties ...toto no be toto

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by lildush(m): 1:38pm On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

This is d bitter truth... A lot of people will not talk about this.. dey will prefer to cheat quietly..🀣

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by 7demons: 1:42pm On Jun 22
femi4:
Wrong

Men libido reduce as they age, it has nothing to do with their women. Your erection in your 30s can't be the same in your 40s cos of testosterone level.

Conversely, women libido tend to increase even as they approach menopause
Say what you know.
I'm in my 40's my libido now compare to when I'm in my 30s πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
Major reason why most Nigerian men don't function properly in the other room is Stress, not taking care of themselves and eating healthy foods.
Every mallam with their own kettle. What works for me might not work for you. Our body structures are different. I'm 40 looking like 27. My fiancee in her mid- thirties but she looks like she's in her 20's.
Bear in mind location and weather.
Based abroad.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Ojetayo17(m): 2:03pm On Jun 22
I don't believe this... From where do you got this information
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MatrixCircle: 3:25pm On Jun 22
It's not true. She's is wrong with her narrative.
Many women stop being romantic as soon as they get married, the man may loose that affection that drives election.
Like for example me all the times I picked up random babes from clubs I never get erected no matter how I tried but the time this my girlfriend comes around my erection is at its best and we can have sex all night. So my own experience is that my erection has to do with affection. If I don't have affection for a woman I will not get erection it doesn't mean I have a problem.
Same with ladies, they get excited and wet to a particular man but not with others.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by cococandy(f): 3:52pm On Jun 22
If he’s having blood flow issues due to age or health related problems, young girl or not, he’ll still have same issues.

That’s why a lot of men patronize these weird penis enhancing or erecting medications that leave them dead inside a vagina sometimes. That’s also why a lot of them run from woman to woman seeking what they’ve lost. They refuse to accept they are past their prime. They blame everything and everyone but themselves for their poor health and life choices that led to being 45 years old and incapable of sustaining an erection for long.

Men’s pride is their undoing. If not, many of them will get of their high horses and learn why these issues are happening and how to take care of themselves to prevent it.

Cc Mrbrownjay. You’re calling post birth women whales. What are your words for most of your Nigerian pals who are 40+ and rocking apron belly even though they never had a child. What’s their excuse?

buJu234:
b4 u attack this lady,

kindly note that her msg is mostly for alot of men old than 50yrs old.

because alot due to cholesterol, diabetes, HBP, stress of hustling to take of the family etc.. alot of dicks are not standing as it supposed to be especially when it comes to their old wrink looking wifes.

but give them a fresh blood (23-26yrs old babe), then the man`s dick will respond fully erect grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 3:54pm On Jun 22
7demons:

Say what you know.
I'm in my 40's my libido now compare to when I'm in my 30s πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
Major reason why most Nigerian men don't function properly in the other room is Stress, not taking care of themselves and eating healthy foods.
Every mallam with their own kettle. What works for me might not work for you. Our body structures are different. I'm 40 looking like 27. My fiancee in her mid- thirties but she looks like she's in her 20's.
Bear in mind location and weather.
Based abroad.
Ignorance
Who are you in the scheme of things

https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/ss/slideshow-sex-drive-changes-age

Unlearn, Read, and Re-learn
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by cococandy(f): 3:56pm On Jun 22
Tell Mrbrownjay

He needs to learn a thing or two from this post
DeLaRue:
Truth is, women don't understand men's body. An even greater truth is the majority of men don't know how their body works.

1. Ability to have excellent erections irrespective of your age is not guaranteed. Many men over 40 will experience reduced ability to have spontaneous erections, the type a 25 yr old will have at the sight of anything that moves. By the time a man hits 50, the challenge will become more pronounced. He might still be having strong erections but his sexual spontaneity will reduce significantly that his wife will begin to notice. He will just not be interested as much as he used to previously. It is nature. It's got nothing to do with how beautiful or ugly his wife is.

2. At around the age of 40 onwards, a man's blood vessel begins to narrow slowly. By the time he hits late 40s early 50s, the narrowing starts getting progressively more pronounced. Narrawing of vessels mean less and less blood can go through. And we know, excellent blood flow generally correlates with strong erections. Poor blood flow means less strong or frequent erections.

3. Testosterone is a good predictor of sexual desire. But Testosterone starts falling with age. Less Testosterone means less desire for sex. Yes, agbo, sugary power drinks can give you occasional and temporary boost, but in the end they do not address the underlying problem and they will do even more damage to your health long term.

At least 75% of all men will face the above issues in their lifetime. It doesn't matter whether you never drink and always eat a good diet. It's just that someone who drinks heavily, eats poorly and never exercise will likely experience those challenges earlier and more in their lifetime.

There are many handsome, six pack, physically fit young men that have severely low Testosterone and are not highly motivated for sex. Yet, there are poor men who eat poor diet, and never exercise and have the sort of strong erections and frequent desires for sex that many rich, middle and uper class people can only dream of.

And there are no easy solutions. If all that was needed was medication, then male doctors would have the strongest erections and highest sexual desires in the world. But we know, doctors face exactly the same problems.

It is just the hand that nature has dealt men, but a few are luckier than others. Some men are still going sttrong in their 60s and 70s (very few though). Women on the other hand are at their highest levels of sexual desire between 35 and 50 years old exactly the time that most men are tiring.

Unfortunate for men smiley

Stop humiliating your man if he can no longer do as strongly or as often as he used to. Nature has simply caught up with him. IT'S MOST LIKELY NOT HIS FAULT. If you already have children and he was performing well before, I advise you MANAGE your man. He can't do much about his situation. If you keep piling him with Agbo and all sorts of sexual enhancers, you are going to create more medical problems for him. Neither will sexy new underwear or clothes make much difference.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by cococandy(f): 3:59pm On Jun 22
Calitoscassius:


Most Naijarain women are obese, with disgusting massive bottom and belly and they believe that they sexy. Tueh!

This na your typical Nigerian big man.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 4:05pm On Jun 22
cococandy:


This na your typical Nigerian big man.
Yes, grin with this kinda belly and married to a fat pot belly woman, how can that be sexy? Let alone make man get an erection.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by JimD(m): 4:09pm On Jun 22
FameGlory:
A man's joystick can stand even at 80yrs of age.

I once had a patient whose joystick never stood up for 17yrs until he met me.

Imagine the depression all through those years.

Baba's joystick is standing and in active service now more than ever.

Men just need the right information.

Sex therapist grin
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by cococandy(f): 4:12pm On Jun 22
Calitoscassius:
Yes, grin with this kinda belly and married to a fat pot belly woman, how can that be sexy? Let alone make man get an erection.
he can’t get an erection anyway

Even if his wife is BeyoncΓ©, it’s not happening
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Abagworo(m): 4:16pm On Jun 22
Men desire change of soup type a lot. A womanizer or a polygamist is likely more sexually active than a monogamous faithful man cause he eats variety.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Nahunger(m): 4:18pm On Jun 22
advanceDNA:


Werey..... grin grin. You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...


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