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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by 3kay945(m): 4:57pm On Jun 22
femi4:
Ki lomode e mo. Struggling with erection for 2-3 months is more of a medical condition. I m sure you didn't even watch the video. When you grow up, you will understand better

I am 80 percent sure you're not older than me, anyway still work on your approach to issue and making haste judgement and conclusion. cool

Imagine, "kilo mo de mi moo.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 5:18pm On Jun 22
cococandy:
he can’t get an erection anyway

Even if his wife is Beyoncé, it’s not happening
grin cheesy grin grin grin i have no choice but to agree.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 5:27pm On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Any proof?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by lesson44: 5:29pm On Jun 22
TheBTCinvestor:


Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up grin angry why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o sad
That is sign for partial ED. If you don’t start to watch your carbs and sugar intake. The thing go begin to fail for new catch self.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by lesson44: 5:36pm On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.



LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!
If a man only get hard with new catch, it means he sex drive is on the decline. If he can’t starts to make some life style changes, like eating less sugar, carbs and start doing some exercise. He will start to experience complete power failure even with new catches.

Some prescription drugs for BP can mess a man up too.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 5:53pm On Jun 22
Elzazzi:


Masturbation is bad true true

How true?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by tosyne2much(m): 5:54pm On Jun 22
Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her wink

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating grin

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

Hehe bad guy! cheesy
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by winner37(m): 6:06pm On Jun 22
TheBTCinvestor:


Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up grin angry why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o sad


If this is the case Make I enjoy my life small before i go marry oo🤣🤣🤣
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Elzazzi: 6:16pm On Jun 22
Funflipper:


How true?

I'm battling with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation due to excessive masturbation over a period of 6 years. I have tried different herbal remedies but I still face same shit. I now avoid women like plague because I cum within seconds anytime I'm about to get down.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by lymelyte(m): 6:37pm On Jun 22
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
cosigned..fact#
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by RodgersAkpafu: 6:40pm On Jun 22
3kay945:


Wrong!

Yea, you have a point in your second paragraph.
However, what the person you quoted said is also correct.

Don't quick in passing judgment of Wrong or right, there are many entrance that lead to the market. cool

the person you quoted is right
lower testosterone levels is linked to weaker erelktions
Nd as we age
the thing dey drop

except you are on a diet that keep your T levels at par, and you have no heart issues, you cannot escape weaker Erektion as we age

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by RodgersAkpafu: 6:41pm On Jun 22
Elzazzi:


I'm battling with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation due to excessive masturbation over a period of 6 years. I have tried different herbal remedies but I still face same shit. I now avoid women like plague because I cum within seconds anytime I'm about to get down.
you may want to check your blood level

and work on yourself psychologically
that will do the trick
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Elzazzi: 6:47pm On Jun 22
RodgersAkpafu:

you may want to check your blood level

and work on yourself psychologically
that will do the trick


I haven't gone for any medical test yet. Still planning to do that. But my psychology isn't the problem.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Osek(m): 7:15pm On Jun 22
Can I ask something?
If as a man, you start noticing that your thing nor dey stand for morning as it's normally but it stands let's say twice a week. What could be the issue and how to resolve it?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 7:17pm On Jun 22
Elzazzi:


I'm battling with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation due to excessive masturbation over a period of 6 years. I have tried different herbal remedies but I still face same shit. I now avoid women like plague because I cum within seconds anytime I'm about to get down.

Masturbation is not the cause. Overtime, we have plaque build up in the arteries supplying blood to the penis which restricts circulation causing venous leakage. All you have to do is flush out the plaque and your erection will be as hard as a nail.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 7:21pm On Jun 22
Osek:
Can I ask something?
If as a man, you start noticing that your thing nor dey stand for morning as it's normally but it stands let's say twice a week. What could be the issue and how to resolve it?

Start taking ginseng because you are having plaque build up in the ateries supplying blood to your penis.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Osek(m): 7:24pm On Jun 22
Funflipper:


Start taking ginseng because you are having plaque build up in the ateries supplying blood to your penis.
Abeg boss wetin be ginseng?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by TheBTCinvestor: 7:32pm On Jun 22
winner37:



If this is the case Make I enjoy my life small before i go marry oo🤣🤣🤣

Bro...u fit dey knack outside na..nothing do u....I dey see my wife like my sister...see finish don enter

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Osek(m): 7:45pm On Jun 22
Funflipper:


Start taking ginseng because you are having plaque build up in the ateries supplying blood to your penis.
Where can I get this from? Can I get it in a local market?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 8:02pm On Jun 22
Osek:
Can I ask something?
If as a man, you start noticing that your thing nor dey stand for morning as it's normally but it stands let's say twice a week. What could be the issue and how to resolve it?
Exercise more, sleep more and change your diet, away from sugar n carbo . What you need is regular blood flow down there
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Akpabio22(m): 8:18pm On Jun 22
Chikel20000:
how true is dis?
oga it's 100 percent true too much of masturbation kill the strength of your penis you later find out that you after one round your penis can not pick up on time or sometimes you started having penis dysfunction you can not go a round completely except you take drugs too much masturbation will finish you very dangerous addiction. It's safe if you masturbate once in a while but being addicted to masturbation brotherly you're a gonna living dead

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 8:26pm On Jun 22
Osek:

Abeg boss wetin be ginseng?

Ginseng na root of a plant rich in antioxidants and e get so many health benefits.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 8:35pm On Jun 22
Osek:

Where can I get this from? Can I get it in a local market?

You should be able to get it in a local market where they sell herbs but what I will recommend you get is Dr Schulze's Super Ginseng and Dr Schulze's Male. They come in 2oz bottles like the pic i uploaded. Take both together, i promise you will be destroying coochies at will.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Ttipsy(f): 8:35pm On Jun 22
TheBTCinvestor:


Bro...u fit dey knack outside na..nothing do u....I dey see my wife like my sister...see finish don enter
Nawa oh
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:58pm On Jun 22
femi4:
Wrong
Men libido reduce as they age, it has nothing to do with their women. Your erection in your 30s can't be the same in your 40s cos of testosterone level.
Conversely, women libido tend to increase even as they approach menopause

you do know that men can father children til their death while the majority of women will be lucky if they can have kids pass 45yrs old, right?
but furthermore, are you claiming that because men's erection is not as strong/hard/powerful in their 40s (as in their 20s), it means that their joystick doesnt work any longer?! what you are saying would be as crazy as me saying that "a woman who can no longer go for 10rounds in the bedroom, is useless"... makes very little sense.

bluestone2015:
When you get to that age you'll understand that many guys have erectile dysfunction. If you doubt it, ask your doctor.

true, many men have erectile dysfunction, but this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with marriage...

Lovit:
Oga, just talk say your own generator no dey gree start. Man wey em joystick dey work, will rise all things being equal if woman near am, weda ugly or not.

what you just wrote is the MENTAL DISORDER that makes some men able to fukc dirty/nasty homeless mad women.... thus why we always see these homeless mad women pregnant, because men like you can get your joystick to rise with anything, right? if a goat's nyansh look remotely fuckable, you will mount it too, right?

Maysdevices:
They are fat human beings
That you find them disgusting does not give you the right to call them animals
Intelligence is really a spectrum

you may not like that term, and you are entitled to your opinion.... nevertheless this is what perfectly describe such women (to me).
i really dont care how you feel about me calling theses women baby hippos or baby whales.

the problem with the world today is yeye ignorant people like yourself who believe that nothing in this world should offend you...as if anything and everything in this world should be appealing to your yeye self. wake up... whether you like it or not is irrelevant to this world. there are lots of things you are not gonna like in this world and thats ok. grow a damn pair!

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 9:00pm On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


you do know that men can father children til their death while the majority of women will be lucky if they can have kids pass 45yrs old, right?
but furthermore, are you claiming that because men's erection is not as strong/hard/powerful in their 40s (as in their 20s), it means that their joystick doesnt work any longer?! what you are saying would be as crazy as me saying that "a woman who can no longer go for 10rounds in the bedroom, is useless"... makes very little sense.



true, many men have erectile dysfunction, but this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with marriage...



what you just wrote is the MENTAL DISORDER that makes some men able to fukc dirty/nasty homeless mad women.... thus why we always see these homeless mad women pregnant, because men like you can get your joystick to rise with anything, right? if a goat's nyansh look remotely fuckable, you will mount it too, right?



you may not like that term, and you are entitled to your opinion.... nevertheless this is what perfectly describe such women (to me).
i really dont care how you feel about me calling theses women baby hippos or baby whales.

the problem with the world today is yeye ignorant people like yourself who believe that nothing in this world should offend you...as if anything and everything in this world should be appealing to your yeye self. wake up... whether you like it or not is irrelevant to this world. there are lots of things you are not gonna like in this world and thats ok. grow a damn pair!
Fathering a child isn't the same thing with sexual satisfaction. Even a minute man can father a child.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:09pm On Jun 22
femi4:
Fathering a child isn't the same thing with sexual satisfaction. Even a minute man can father a child.

yes of course, and the above discussion has nothing to do with that... someone claimed that:"you are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively"... which i fully disagreed and stated why.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by femi4: 9:41pm On Jun 22
MrBrownJay1:


yes of course, and the above discussion has nothing to do with that... someone claimed that:"you are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively"... which i fully disagreed and stated why.
Watch the video again
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Elzazzi: 9:42pm On Jun 22
Funflipper:


Masturbation is not the cause. Overtime, we have plaque build up in the arteries supplying blood to the penis which restricts circulation causing venous leakage. All you have to do is flush out the plaque and your erection will be as hard as a nail.

Ok how can I flush that out ?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Titogbanski: 9:59pm On Jun 22
The economy fit make the tin no rise sef
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by winner37(m): 10:58pm On Jun 22
TheBTCinvestor:


Bro...u fit dey knack outside na..nothing do u....I dey see my wife like my sister...see finish don enter


Lol .... please always check the engine she is human being too....
But come to think of it , why is it wife always be less attractive to husband after giving birth to children...

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