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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:01pm On Jun 22
femi4:
Watch the video again

dont need to, its stated right in the 1st post of the OP, which is what i disagreed with:

DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Funflipper: 11:04pm On Jun 22
Elzazzi:


Ok how can I flush that out ?

Use Dr Schulze's super ginseng formula. It is a herbal supplement.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by internationalman(m): 12:04am On Jun 23
Akpabio22:
oga it's 100 percent true too much of masturbation kill the strength of your penis you later find out that you after one round your penis can not pick up on time or sometimes you started having penis dysfunction you can not go a round completely except you take drugs too much masturbation will finish you very dangerous addiction. It's safe if you masturbate once in a while but being addicted to masturbation brotherly you're a gonna living dead

Let's say a person is already suffering from these problems you listed above. How does he cure himself of the issues
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by NairalandGossip: 12:42am On Jun 23
Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.
loud it
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by BlissGod: 12:54am On Jun 23
A bloody adulterer looking for excuses, and don't you think your wife is also tired of seeing that your dead penis, men you can hype and lie about things. If your penis is not standing for your wife, it's also not standing strong for any girl no matter how beautiful and young she is. Stop your adulterous lifestyle and if your wife is overweight, register in a gym, get a maid to assist her at home and change her wardrobe stop talking like a man child.
TheBTCinvestor:


Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up grin angry why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o sad

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by BlissGod: 12:59am On Jun 23
FitCorper:

Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.
Edited: From the attack I get here, it’s so obvious majority of guys on Nairaland don’t understand anything about their body. Well here’s a tip to help y”all, escape low testosterone as you age
1)Exercise consistently (squat at least once a week)
2)Sleep well at night
3)Eat lots of fruit and sometimes go a day or two every week without eating nothing but fruits.
4)Don’t masturbate
5)Jog on weekends when u don’t have work to do come back eat watermelon plus the seed and sleep well.
Besides as a healthy man the heat for inside pussy go wake ur dick always wen inside. With the way you all are commenting majority still use drugs. I made reference to pornstars cos 2 pornstars inspired me to begin exercise (Kiki and James, King Nasir) I’m working to become like King Nasir and trust me the benefit of exercise is so underrated. Nor go use ur hand and unhealthy lifestyle destroy ur dick begin blame Wetin no happen.

God will richly bless you for saying the truth, most of the men that cheat usually have erectile dysfunction and blame the woman, the penis isn't even strong enough for a young woman not can it satisfy her but because she's getting paid well they'll say any rubbish to satisfy their ego. There are men in late 60s who eat and exercise well that perform better than some men in 20s
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by HERSLEY(f): 1:44am On Jun 23
advanceDNA:


Werey..... grin grin. You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...
sample me then cheesy
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by advanceDNA: 7:44am On Jun 23
HERSLEY:
sample me then cheesy


U say wetiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn??

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Emmacomely2512: 9:16am On Jun 23
Exercise consistently (squat at least once a week)

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by akeeng: 9:34am On Jun 23
AishaDant:
Well, it depends.

Does he know how to use it? angry
Do you know how to handle it?

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Pisol(m): 4:22pm On Jun 23
FameGlory:
A man's joystick can stand even at 80yrs of age.

I once had a patient whose joystick never stood up for 17yrs until he met me.

Imagine the depression all through those years.

Baba's joystick is standing and in active service now more than ever.

Men just need the right information.

What's the secret?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Elclamour(f): 7:07pm On Jun 23
@Emagha

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Maysdevices(f): 8:51pm On Jun 23
MrBrownJay1:


you do know that men can father children til their death while the majority of women will be lucky if they can have kids pass 45yrs old, right?
but furthermore, are you claiming that because men's erection is not as strong/hard/powerful in their 40s (as in their 20s), it means that their joystick doesnt work any longer?! what you are saying would be as crazy as me saying that "a woman who can no longer go for 10rounds in the bedroom, is useless"... makes very little sense.



true, many men have erectile dysfunction, but this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with marriage...



what you just wrote is the MENTAL DISORDER that makes some men able to fukc dirty/nasty homeless mad women.... thus why we always see these homeless mad women pregnant, because men like you can get your joystick to rise with anything, right? if a goat's nyansh look remotely fuckable, you will mount it too, right?



you may not like that term, and you are entitled to your opinion.... nevertheless this is what perfectly describe such women (to me).
i really dont care how you feel about me calling theses women baby hippos or baby whales.

the problem with the world today is yeye ignorant people like yourself who believe that nothing in this world should offend you...as if anything and everything in this world should be appealing to your yeye self. wake up... whether you like it or not is irrelevant to this world. there are lots of things you are not gonna like in this world and thats ok. grow a damn pair!
Mr man

When you type your opinions, people are going to respond with their own opinion

You are free to think or type whatever you like, but you have to realize that PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR OPINIONS

THIS IS ME RESPONDING TO YOU

You call me spineless but I can repeat whatever I say and type everyday of my life into a crowd of people waiting to listen with no fear of ostracization

Can you repeat the trash you hide to type here daily to your most respected family members or to the world?

You hide behind a faceless forum to call people animals and think you’re somehow more mature than high school boys?

I simply said you DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND YOU TRULY DO NOT

A fat woman could save your life tomorrow and be the one paying your salary

You cannot look some fat women in the face and call them animals, YOU LITERALLY DARE NOT (some are drug barons, some are top politicians, some are killers)

Their husbands will end your life

You will grow up one day but that day is not any time soon
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by 7demons: 9:02pm On Jun 23
femi4:
Ignorance
Who are you in the scheme of things

https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/ss/slideshow-sex-drive-changes-age

Unlearn, Read, and Re-learn
...coming from someone with shallow thinking faculty.
Read what I wrote, then read what you sent. Educated illiterate
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by HERSLEY(f): 2:22am On Jun 24
advanceDNA:



U say wetiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn??
u heard me
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:32am On Jun 24
Maysdevices:
Mr man
When you type your opinions, people are going to respond with their own opinion
You are free to think or type whatever you like, but you have to realize that PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR OPINIONS
THIS IS ME RESPONDING TO YOU
You call me spineless but I can repeat whatever I say and type everyday of my life into a crowd of people waiting to listen with no fear of ostracization
Can you repeat the trash you hide to type here daily to your most respected family members or to the world?
You hide behind a faceless forum to call people animals and think you’re somehow more mature than high school boys?
I simply said you DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND YOU TRULY DO NOT
A fat woman could save your life tomorrow and be the one paying your salary
You cannot look some fat women in the face and call them animals, YOU LITERALLY DARE NOT (some are drug barons, some are top politicians, some are killers)
Their husbands will end your life
You will grow up one day but that day is not any time soon

again, as much as you are entitled to your opinion, who are you to think that you shouldnt be offended by other people's opinion. i dont have to sugarcoat anything, and will continue to call fat people FAT, and there is nothing to it. why should we suddenly have to change our beliefs because you people can take the TRUTH?! a fat person is a fat person, no two ways about it, same with all the yeye confused people who want to be called anything other than who/what they are. you can desire that people call transgender whatever they desire, but to me a man will always be a man and so are women... i dont care one bit about all you weak people who cant call a spade A SPADE.

BTW there are many great fat people out there, nobody is claiming otherwise. and that certainly doesnt change the fact that they are referred as baby hippos/whales by many. again, grow a pair!
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Gerrard59(m): 11:05am On Jun 24
Maysdevices:
Mr man

When you type your opinions, people are going to respond with their own opinion

You are free to think or type whatever you like, but you have to realize that PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR OPINIONS

THIS IS ME RESPONDING TO YOU

You call me spineless but I can repeat whatever I say and type everyday of my life into a crowd of people waiting to listen with no fear of ostracization

Can you repeat the trash you hide to type here daily to your most respected family members or to the world?

You hide behind a faceless forum to call people animals and think you’re somehow more mature than high school boys?[/col[/b]or]

I simply said you [b][color=#990000]DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND YOU TRULY DO NOT


A fat woman could save your life tomorrow and be the one paying your salary

t any time soon

A clear case of cognitive dissonance. BrownJ lacks the right to say whatever he wants to say (which is horrible in your opinion), but according to you, you have the right to say whatever you want to say to him (which is horrible to him).

Preaching what you don't practice.

BTW, what is wrong with acknowledging that someone is fat and shapeless? There are fat people, and thin folks as well. What is wrong in stating these terms exactly as they are?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Karleb(m): 11:26am On Jun 24
MrBrownJay1:


again, as much as you are entitled to your opinion, who are you to think that you shouldnt be offended by other people's opinion. i dont have to sugarcoat anything, and will continue to call fat people FAT, and there is nothing to it. why should we suddenly have to change our beliefs because you people can take the TRUTH?! a fat person is a fat person, no two ways about it, same with all the yeye confused people who want to be called anything other than who/what they are. you can desire that people call transgender whatever they desire, but to me a man will always be a man and so are women... i dont care one bit about all you weak people who cant call a spade A SPADE.

BTW there are many great fat people out there, nobody is claiming otherwise. and that certainly doesnt change the fact that they are referred as baby hippos/whales by many. again, grow a pair!

There are at least 10 funny names for slim people and everyone is cool with it.

Why can't fat people be baby whale or hippos for a day?
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Maysdevices(f): 11:51am On Jun 24
Gerrard59:


A clear case of cognitive dissonance. BrownJ lacks the right to say whatever he wants to say (which is horrible in your opinion), but according to you, you have the right to say whatever you want to say to him (which is horrible to him).

Preaching what you don't practice.

BTW, what is wrong with acknowledging that someone is fat and shapeless? There are fat people, and thin folks as well. What is wrong in stating these terms exactly as they are?

If you read my first reply, I told you to refer to the person as a ‘FAT HUMAN’ not an animal

This proves that I call a spade a spade, it was you who brought your emotions and how you feel about fat people into the discussion

You won’t call anyone an animal to their face for in reality because you know better, I don’t need to explain why

If you can’t do it in reality, why hide behind a keypad to do so? What makes you different from the obnoxious teenagers that run amok this site?

Is Nairaland the place you come to show your true colors why the people around you think you’re a level headed and mature man?

If so that’s fine

This is just a conversation and I have no right to ask you not to do anything
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by RodgersAkpafu: 1:27pm On Jun 24
femi4:
Exercise more, sleep more and change your diet, away from sugar n carbo . What you need is regular blood flow down there
true
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Emagha(m): 3:30pm On Jul 03
Elclamour:
@Emagha

a very lucky woman o

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