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Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 8:48pm On Jul 15 |
I never knew how strong the spirit of konji is until today. I block one babe and ask her for overnight knacking She said 18k The spirit of Konji plus cold weather moved me. I agreed for us to knack and she said let her go and bath and change cloth so she can spend the night with me. I was so hornyyy and happy. I even go buy suya 1k and indomie 3 make I use cook chop before she arrive. My brothers and sisters, immediately I reach house, the konji was so strong that I decided to masturbate a little while waiting for her. Immediately I do soapy cum, my eyes come clear. ![]() ![]() E come be like say that spirit of konji just disappear instantly. I lost all appetite for sex immediately and came to my senses. It was as if a spell was removed from my head I come dey reason, shey na knack I wan waste 18k untop this hard economy ![]() She has called me 4 times I still don't want to pick her call. Na so I for just waste 18k just like that. All thanks to masturbation,now I can pocket my 18k and enjoy my suya in peace and avoid STD. Thank God for Masturbation!! 50 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Righteousness2(m): 8:50pm On Jul 15 |
From Frying Pan to Fire.. The devil is really out for this our generation. A young man who should be seeking Deliverance and Help from GOD from the Forces and Spirits of Sexual Immoralities , spirit wives, etc that is out to destroy his destiny , he is here thanking God for Masturbating. The Devil is Heartless. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Solofresh2: 8:51pm On Jul 15 |
😂 You can still lash her without spending that 18k 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by adamma24: 8:51pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA: Congratulations to you!!! 8 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Namaster: 8:51pm On Jul 15 |
The KEY question is WHERE did you see a hookup girl that charges #18K overnight? That's what some girls want for short time in my area. 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Alphamentips: 8:57pm On Jul 15 |
Namaster: Na Banana island de you dey stay? Omo e get some babes wey u go blow finish you go just de regret say you suppose use your hand and saved your money. But it's not the same thing though. Trust me, soapy and babe no b the same thing 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by brain54(m): 8:59pm On Jul 15 |
No wonder the market for hook up girls is so huge... And growing steadily every day. It's now one of the biggest "industry" in Nigeria. 18k just like that... I dey feel like sex is overrated and not worth it! 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Wawelexy(m): 8:59pm On Jul 15 |
Calm down, calm down, you have escaped ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 8:59pm On Jul 15 |
Alphamentips:At this point I no care again. Immediately I cum, I come dey reason 18k for just overnight we be say after 2 rounds na sleep. God!! Na so I for just waste 18k 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 9:02pm On Jul 15 |
Solofresh2: Apart from armed roberry Which kind work go give a guy 18k in one night These girls dey use us dey cashout Omo I thank God I escape this babe,18k for just go like that. I fear who no fear konji 27 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 9:11pm On Jul 15 |
Righteousness2:if I knack una go shout SIN If I no knack una go still shout SIN Wetin be una problem 19 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 9:15pm On Jul 15 |
Namaster:na imsu babe, the girl fine oo But as I don do soapy that 18k come fine pass her like dis..My eye don clear 9 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Alphamentips: 9:21pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ThinkSmarter: 9:21pm On Jul 15 |
Guy man 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 9:23pm On Jul 15 |
brain54:it is highly overated when you finally cum to ur senses 8 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by galantjoe(m): 9:46pm On Jul 15 |
Righteousness2: Masturbation is never a sin Stop all this holier than thou 12 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ccjoe: 9:46pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA:BRo, YOU HAVE TO REPENT AND GIVE YOUR HEART TO CHRIST. PLEASE DON'T LET THE DEVIL TAKE YOUR SOUL, IT Doesnt WORTH IT(mark 8:36). Pls Quit those things and AsK GOD TO HELP YOU LIVE For Him(john 1:12 ) 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by rickleye: 9:51pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA: May have saved you 18k but you’ll pay double tomorrow ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by rickleye: 9:54pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA: You should have been a man and informed her you no longer needed her services. After you made her cancel her other obligations. I am happy for you sha…. 4 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Femzaremz(m): 10:00pm On Jul 15 |
Get ready to continue masturbating, Because, that konji will definitely be back! 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ccjoe: 10:08pm On Jul 15 |
galantjoe:It is My brother! dont let the devil TRICK you into IT... FIRST It pollutes your mind/heart WHICH GOD saYS should be KEPT pure(SEE mtt 5:8 AND Prov.4:23). REMEMBER That OUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF GOD and must be KEPT UNDEFILED (SEE 1COR 3:16-17), MASTURBATION IS A SINFUL act ask GOD To help you out of it. 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ProjectNEXT(m): 10:10pm On Jul 15 |
RollinTNDA:boss make i drop aza even if na 1k |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by BigYash: 10:20pm On Jul 15 |
Na men dey promote whucup pass.. 18k for sex when e be say na she go still enjoy pass.. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Jerkbaba: 10:27pm On Jul 15 |
I have never understood how a grown man that's supposed to have sense would be paying such large amount for sex. This male gender mumu no be small! 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Righteousness2(m): 10:50pm On Jul 15 |
galantjoe: When you open your Wide eyes in Hell! You will shout to be given a chance to be Holier than thou. 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by LordYon08: 11:04pm On Jul 15 |
Masturbation addiction is what is said to be bad.. But men if you as a man don reach some high level of life and you go masturbaste If you no sleep no wake up make e remain small.. the intercontinental ballistic bomb where go meet you.. na oh my God you go dey shout. Sex isn’t taking you anywhere.. camp baby nack everyday for a month.. you no go archive anything.. make una grow up Most of those sex romp… na nack them nack them after sex… 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by DevilsEqual(m): 11:08pm On Jul 15 |
brain54: It is but at when Konji hold u, at the point, u no go too reason am untile your eyes clear Before u start preaching selfcontrol to me, I have it in abundance,but I can't take away the fact that one would struggle with that urge anytime it comes around 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 2:34am On Jul 16 |
rickleye:this one you take am personal. Hope say no be your sister? 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ObalendeCMS: 2:51am On Jul 16 |
This exactly is how I handle my business! Na my "wife" I go like spend my money & body on top. Not all these useless girls wry full everywhere. Free puccy sef, I dey skip, not to mention going to shop & pay for one. Nigerian girls don't worth that! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by OKOATA(m): 3:03am On Jul 16 |
Righteousness2:So the god you are serving will throw you in hell for masturbating? Does earthly judges even sentence people to be burnt alive for murder? You call God love so how can a loving God throw you in hell. You make heaven and see your son in hell and you will be happy to serve such an entity. Go back to the word of God, God's not evil that he will burn you infinitely for a finite sin you commited on earth. It's time for you to know the true God. You are serving satan you don't know bro. 7 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by chigoziri2403(m): 5:36am On Jul 16 |
Truly, the market for whokup is lucrative for them, I met a baddie who told me she entered whokuop to raise money for her business, she realised 1 million in 4 months, she said it should be more than that, that she used money to bail herself when she was arrested in asaba, this is a girl 👧 that has a boyfriend she's always hyping on WhatsApp 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Sapasenator: 5:54am On Jul 16 |
I can never pay for sex. Against my principles and for me, some things should not be bought. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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