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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by FitCorper: 6:10am On Jul 16

You case is “laugh now cry later”. It would’ve been more better to waste the 18k and release with a lady than do it yourself. You don buy Wetin pass that 18k thank God only u use ur mouth say na “spell”.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Leemzyy(f): 6:36am On Jul 16

RollinTNDA:
if I knack una go shout SIN
If I no knack una go still shout SIN
Wetin be una problem

All i know is stay away from adultery and fornification

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by SUPERBLOOM: 7:13am On Jul 16

Leemzyy:
All i know is stay away from adultery and fornification

Adultery and fornication too should stay away from me... If they dnt stay away from me, me too I will not stay away from them.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Leemzyy(f): 7:24am On Jul 16

SUPERBLOOM:

Adultery and fornication too should stay away from me... If they dnt stay away from me, me too I will not stay away from them.

You the only one who can stop it

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Iamblessed85: 8:27am On Jul 16

LordYon08:
Masturbation addiction is what is said to be bad..

But men if you as a man don reach some high level of life and you go masturbaste
If you no sleep no wake up make e remain small.. the intercontinental ballistic bomb where go meet you.. na oh my God you go dey shout.
Sex isn’t taking you anywhere.. camp baby nack everyday for a month.. you no go archive anything.. make una grow up
Most of those sex romp… na nack them nack them after sex…

Bro, what happens when you masturbate if you’re at a high level in life?

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by FitCorper: 8:33am On Jul 16

Iamblessed85:

Bro, what happens when you masturbate if you’re at a high level in life?

It opens the gateway for series of attack and setback. And due to our carnality, you fit de go make u think say u de come.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Iamblessed85: 8:34am On Jul 16

FitCorper:

It opens the gateway for series of attack and setback. And due to our carnality, you fit de go make u think say u de come.

Lol. How about hook up girls

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by FitCorper: 8:43am On Jul 16

Iamblessed85:

Lol. How about hook up girls

Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Iamblessed85: 8:51am On Jul 16

FitCorper:

Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

Thanks alot for this. You are a man of wisdom

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by FitCorper: 8:55am On Jul 16

Iamblessed85:

Thanks alot for this. You are a man of wisdom

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom. God guide you.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Rolletstore: 9:01am On Jul 16

Sex isn't overrated and it shouldn't be sold . Sex is enjoyed if it's a mutual agreement from the heart... 18,000 to please a girl in my own comfort zone for what !!! .. id rather masturbate or tease a friend to come by .. while she's on her way id use out of that 18,000 to fix us a good meal and hospitality.. then pay her TF if I want .. we both enjoyed the company why should one suffer the cost .. anyway different strokes for different folks... I will never finance my lost with a prostitute... How do you people manage to bring a prostitute into ur homes ...

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Matheusmartin: 9:13am On Jul 16

FitCorper:

Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

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How is hookup supposed to be better than soapy?

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Therock5555(m): 11:26am On Jul 16

I don talk this matter tire....

If you no get steady straffing partner and konji wan make you go invest in holosho...

Quickly masturbate first, if you still call that person later on, then your life is not normal....

Cum na cum, when you cum, you come to your senses....

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Peledonomy: 11:52am On Jul 16

Righteousness2:
From Frying Pan to Fire..

The devil is really out for this our generation.
A young man who should be seeking Deliverance and Help from GOD from the Forces and Spirits of Sexual Immoralities , spirit wives, etc that is out to destroy his destiny , he is here thanking God for Masturbating.

Why your God no dey ever deliver the country from poverty and mismanagement.

Why na only segs ur God dey chuck eye. Na konji dey hold am?

By the way, wetin go happen to me now as I no get money to clear palm pay?
The Devil is Heartless.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Peledonomy: 11:56am On Jul 16

Righteousness2:

When you open your Wide eyes in Hell! You will shout to be given a chance to be Holier than thou.

Comment tu tapelles?

Are you feeling okay?

This our country no bad pass hell?

Which hell again person wan go wey pass this one?

Palm pay don show me hell X2

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Lavor234: 12:01pm On Jul 16

RollinTNDA:
na imsu babe, the girl fine oo
But as I don do soapy that 18k come fine pass her like dis..My eye don clear

🤣🤣😹😹

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Peledonomy: 12:06pm On Jul 16

EreIuRoz:
how palmpay take show you hell?

Palm pay no gree for me o.

1. Them dey call me every 20 minutes.
2. Dem dey increase interest by 3k every day.
Like dis, Dem don spoil my credit score o because I no fit pay back again.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Peledonomy: 12:23pm On Jul 16

EreIuRoz:
I collected 35k to pay back 45k which they partitioned me to pay in 2 months.
I've already paid the first phases which is 23k to pay back the next month.
3k interest everyday bro it's not possible it's too much

How long has your loan duration expired?

Exactly 65 days now.

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by DeeScan: 12:30pm On Jul 16

EreIuRoz:
I collected 35k to pay back 45k which they partitioned me to pay in 2 months.
I've already paid the first phases which is 23k to pay back the next month.
3k interest everyday bro it's not possible it's too much

How long has your loan duration expired?

why are you borrowing money from palmpay nw . I thought you don't ever go broke ..

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Sirhush(m): 2:44pm On Jul 16

RollinTNDA:

Apart from armed roberry
Which kind work go give a guy 18k in one night
These girls dey use us dey cashout

Omo I thank God I escape this babe,18k for just go like that. I fear who no fear konji

He just funny me. Well there is this girl I just meet 3 days ago. She choose to come to my house around 9pm last night. Guess what she say if i can give her 15k that she will sleep over grin

I just laughed and tell her to go where she will get it cool

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by abba190: 2:51pm On Jul 16

RollinTNDA:
I never knew how strong the spirit of konji is until today.
I block one babe and ask her for overnight knacking
She said 18k
The spirit of Konji plus cold weather moved me. I agreed for us to knack and she said let her go and bath and change cloth so she can spend the night with me.

I was so hornyyy and happy. I even go buy suya 1k and indomie 3 make I use cook chop before she arrive.

My brothers and sisters, immediately I reach house, the konji was so strong that I decided to masturbate a little while waiting for her.
Immediately I do soapy cum, my eyes come clear.
E come be like say that spirit of konji just disappear instantly.
I lost all appetite for sex immediately and came to my senses.
It was as if a spell was removed from my head
I come dey reason, shey na knack I wan waste 18k untop this hard economy

She has called me 4 times I still don't want to pick her call. Na so I for just waste 18k just like that.
All thanks to masturbation,now I can pocket my 18k and enjoy my suya in peace and avoid STD. Thank God for Masturbation!!

brother man wallahi masturbation is a blessing in disguise

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Sapasenator: 3:30pm On Jul 16

Matheusmartin:
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How is hookup supposed to be better than soapy?

The guy na buzu with zero reasoning capacity.

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Vintage9999: 4:08pm On Jul 16

RollinTNDA:
At this point I no care again.
Immediately I cum, I come dey reason 18k for just overnight we be say after 2 rounds na sleep. God!! Na so I for just waste 18k

omo. I'm not saying 18k is too expensive, but where I am u can knack a girl same 2 rounds for 10k or less

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by RollinTNDA: 5:10pm On Jul 16

Vintage9999:
omo. I'm not saying 18k is too expensive, but where I am u can knack a girl same 2 rounds for 10k or less

which side you dey?

Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by EreluRoz: 5:23pm On Jul 16

DeeScan:
why are you borrowing money from palmpay nw . I thought you don't ever go broke ..

Your brain should tell you that's a cloned account from a lowlife. Nlfpmod you see what he's doing abi

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