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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Menemonic: 5:35pm On Jul 16
RollinTNDA:
if I knack una go shout SIN
If I no knack una go still shout SIN
Wetin be una problem
grin

Leave them... grin

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Sapasenator: 5:43pm On Jul 16
OP, you did well. Never listen to all those sexually repressed righteous mofos. There is nothing wrong in beating your meat once in a while and aside from saving tons of money, you avoid infections and STI's

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Tempulated(m): 6:15pm On Jul 16
RollinTNDA:
I never knew how strong the spirit of konji is until today.
I block one babe and ask her for overnight knacking
She said 18k
The spirit of Konji plus cold weather moved me. I agreed for us to knack and she said let her go and bath and change cloth so she can spend the night with me.

I was so hornyyy and happy. I even go buy suya 1k and indomie 3 make I use cook chop before she arrive.

My brothers and sisters, immediately I reach house, the konji was so strong that I decided to masturbate a little while waiting for her.
Immediately I do soapy cum, my eyes come clear. shocked shocked
E come be like say that spirit of konji just disappear instantly.
I lost all appetite for sex immediately and came to my senses.
It was as if a spell was removed from my head
I come dey reason, shey na knack I wan waste 18k untop this hard economy angry

She has called me 4 times I still don't want to pick her call. Na so I for just waste 18k just like that.
All thanks to masturbation,now I can pocket my 18k and enjoy my suya in peace and avoid STD. Thank God for Masturbation!!

grin grin grin

Realest Nigger👍

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by DeeScan: 6:16pm On Jul 16
EreluRoz:
Your brain should tell you that's a cloned account from a lowlife. Nlfpmod you see what he's doing abi
grin grin



It's not that glaring ...

Btw, don't you dare talk to my brain like that again..
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Tempulated(m): 6:21pm On Jul 16
FitCorper:

It opens the gateway for series of attack and setback. And due to our carnality, you fit de go make u think say u de come.

Oponu pro max.

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Tempulated(m): 6:22pm On Jul 16
FitCorper:

Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

Oponu super pro max.

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by DeeScan: 6:28pm On Jul 16
EreluRoz:
Your brain should tell you that's a cloned account from a lowlife. Nlfpmod you see what he's doing abi
i see no difference in both monikers

Who you wan dey scope??


undecided undecided

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by EreluRoz: 8:03pm On Jul 16
DeeScan:
grin grin



It's not that glaring ...

Btw, don't you dare talk to my brain like that again..
Please kindly stop quoting me and trying to be smart by half, you are behind it. Please stay in your lane
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by DeeScan: 8:10pm On Jul 16
EreluRoz:
Please kindly stop quoting me and trying to be smart by half, you are behind it. Please stay in your lane
behind what?? .

pure crap ..

point out the difference between the monikers if it's really a closed acct ...


are you alright in the head though
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by SUPERBLOOM: 10:13pm On Jul 16
Leemzyy:
You the only one who can stop it
Madam show me love. Make hunger no kill me cry
Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Illegal1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 16
Namaster:
The KEY question is WHERE did you see a hookup girl that charges #18K overnight?

That's what some girls want for short time in my area.

omoh..........So u go open ur 2 korokoro eyes,give 1 grl 18k for short time?


on to say u be dangote pikin bbh

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by imagrg(m): 6:14am On Jul 17
I would reserve a chilled bottle of Heineken beer for you.
Sex addiction can render you broke sometimes.
RollinTNDA:
I never knew how strong the spirit of konji is until today.
I block one babe and ask her for overnight knacking
She said 18k
The spirit of Konji plus cold weather moved me. I agreed for us to knack and she said let her go and bath and change cloth so she can spend the night with me.

I was so hornyyy and happy. I even go buy suya 1k and indomie 3 make I use cook chop before she arrive.

My brothers and sisters, immediately I reach house, the konji was so strong that I decided to masturbate a little while waiting for her.
Immediately I do soapy cum, my eyes come clear. shocked shocked
E come be like say that spirit of konji just disappear instantly.
I lost all appetite for sex immediately and came to my senses.
It was as if a spell was removed from my head
I come dey reason, shey na knack I wan waste 18k untop this hard economy angry

She has called me 4 times I still don't want to pick her call. Na so I for just waste 18k just like that.
All thanks to masturbation,now I can pocket my 18k and enjoy my suya in peace and avoid STD. Thank God for Masturbation!!

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Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Normally3D: 8:10am On Jul 17
RollinTNDA:
At this point I no care again.
Immediately I cum, I come dey reason 18k for just overnight we be say after 2 rounds na sleep. God!! Na so I for just waste 18k
Guy u get luck say Childofdoom no advice u
Na 18k times 2x u for spend without thinking any order thing rather than sex all night long without good food to enlighten ur creative thinking

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