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God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by EnemyofGod3: 8:48pm On Jul 16
GOD ,THE DIVINE COMEDIAN

- by EnemyofGod3


1. He 'created' the entire universe in six days, but had to steal lands from the Canaanites to fulfill his promise of a homeland to his “Chosen People.” North of Egypt lies a great sea, the Mediterranean Sea. A first year student of geology (or a secondary student offering geography as a subject) knows that an entire new land can be formed from the bottom of the sea through volcanic eruption (and even earthquake). God should have used his omnipotence to cause an entire new land to rise in the Mediterranean, and give this land to his favored tribe in fulfillment of his promise, instead of embarking on wars of conquest typical of ancient and medieval conquerors and warlords.
2. He 'created' mosquitoes, tsunamis, earthquake, typhoon, man (humans), avalanche, diseases, volcanic eruptions, but confessed, “it regretted that I have made man” (Gen. 6: 7). Never is there a scripture where God regretted creating any of the natural disasters mentioned above. It was man whom he created in his own image and likeness that he regretted creating.
3. He created the "first" man out of the dust but needed a virgin to birth him "His Only Begotten Son."
4. He said he is an Infinitely Loving God, but the book whose writing he "Inspired", shows that this Infinitely Loving being killed millons of people including babies and children.
5. He vanquished Pharaoh’s army and chariots (with iron wheels) by parting and closing a sea, but confessed later that he couldn’t defeat an army because it “had chariots fitted with iron” (Judges 1: 19).
6. One of the ‘Ten Commandments’ he gave to the Israelite through Moses, reads: “Thou shalt not kill!” but the first command he gave to Moses after Moses had taken the tablet bearing the “Ten Commandments” to the Israelite, was that the Israelite should kill one another..
7. “Thou Shall not Steal”, is also an item in the “Ten Commandments.” But he gave this commandment just before leading the Israelite on a campaign of waging wars in Palestine and stealing lands from the inhabitants.
8. He pride himself as the “Creator” of the earth and the cosmos, but his knowledge of astronomy, geology, biology, zoology, oceanography, genetics, physics. chemistry, etc.(in the bible) is abysmal - no better than those of the ancient men who lived as at the time the bible was written.
9.. He cast Satan to the earth (instead of casting Satan to any of the planetary bodies in other galaxies - far removed from humans) knowing well that Satan will caused humans to disobey him. He has prepared a fiery place where he will eternally torture those whom Satan caused to disobey him.
10. He boast of “Inspiring” an infallible book for human guidance, but few books in the world of literature can rival his book in inconsistencies, and contradictions.
11. In his “Inspired” book he repeatedly emphasized on the virtue of forgiveness, but he has not forgiven his own enemy, Satan, who offended him at the dawn of ‘creation.’ This makes it, as a friend put it, “the oldest grudge in Christianity.”
12. He sent Moses to tell pharaoh to let the Israelites go, and at the same time "hardened pharaoh's heart" so that pharaoh will not let the Israelites to go.
13. He said he is omnipresent but sent messengers to find out if what he has heard about a particular place is true.
14. He flooded the earth (and all but 7 persons perished) because Satan caused the people. to sin against him; He has cursed, inflicted and killed many because Satan made them to sin against him; He 'sacrificed' his Only Begotten Son to save the world from the influence of Satan, but he has the power (Omnipotent) to destroy Satan (the source of all the problems in the world) but he has not
Who is this being called “God?” Voltaire was right: “GOD IS A COMEDIAN PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH."

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Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by Shalommy(f): 8:55pm On Jul 16
Stupid idiot
Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by Everyday247: 9:20pm On Jul 16
Her?
Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by Deprincess4321(f): 9:27pm On Jul 16
I refuse to see dis post,,,maka jst d pass

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Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by EnemyofGod3: 11:13am On Jul 17
Everyday247:
Her?

Yes,her . I used the word her because nobody has ever proof to us that God is He.
Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by EnemyofGod3: 11:21am On Jul 17
Deprincess4321:
I refuse to see dis post,,,maka jst d pass
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You have already seen it.
Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by Deprincess4321(f): 1:38pm On Jul 17
EnemyofGod3:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
You have already seen it.
i didnt see it ooo mbok
Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by StillDtruth: 7:17pm On Jul 17
EnemyofGod3:
GOD ,THE DIVINE COMEDIAN

- by EnemyofGod3..

See high class stupidity! Person wey get house dey thief room? To eject person put another peson for the room no be hin right?

May trailer match you like fowl like dis man
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Re: God Is Just Like A Comedian, Nobody Should Take Her Seriouse by Jeon(f): 1:19pm On Jul 22
Speechless.

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