Unlimited22:


Deede Izuchukwu, biko, e wela iwe, a sị m ka m jụọ, kedụ ihe wetere 'parting of the ways' a ị na-ekwu okwu ya?

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Iwu ezigbo akpa amu

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fly chicks are not down with gold circle. too thick.

izzou needs to find a better way to resolve his discharge on entry challenges

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Abeg eehh... POS say transaction declined... But bank debit me. The pos guy say money no enter him account. I don call bank people give dem my details. They say I should wait for 2weeks.

Shey the bank go return my money?
dis particular bank don chop my money too much especially during the old and new naira note saga. I no dey trust dem again.

Write the bank an email, cc CBN fraud center in the mail. They will return your money within 48 hours.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Abeg eehh... POS say transaction declined... But bank debit me. The pos guy say money no enter him account. I don call bank people give dem my details. They say I should wait for 2weeks.

Shey the bank go return my money?
dis particular bank don chop my money too much especially during the old and new naira note saga. I no dey trust dem again.

Go lambast them for Twitter bro..

For some reason, these people hate being called out on social media..

superintendents:


Oga go and show them madness for bank.. If not,money gone..
If na GTB if you call them for Twitter sef you dey provoke yourself and wasting your time..

Your problem will be solved at bank through customer care..

Go change am for them..

GTB showed me shege when I paid rent and my landlord no see money. Money hang for over 3 weeks and GT just dey post me. Landlord dey para think say na lie I dey lie until someone told me how write them an email with the transaction ID and cc CBN fraud center. I see reversal within 48hours.

Bank go wan whine you but no panic, them fear CBN pass anything.

BlueRayDick:


The thing is when there’s dispense error like that , the money leaves ur account but doesn’t get to the destination bank account. The money hangs in a kinda suspense account .

So, if u report it the bank will now make a claim to interswitch on ur behalf for the reversal of the funds back to ur account . If they don’t request for the reversal , ur money can hang there for a lifetime.

The funny thing is I’ve seen a staff of a bank who orchestrated a fraud over a long period of time. He made such reversal claims but switched the customer’s account numbers for an account number he controls . He got over N20m before he was busted . A customer who was persistent kept on disturbing the bank for his refund to the extent that they investigated and their findings showed he has been refunded. He threatened to bring down hell and that prompted them to check the account number that was refunded only for them to discover it was not the customer’s account.

The bank used EFCC carry the weyrey after doing audit to discover he has hammered over N20m with that format .

Is that not how the First Bank IT guy they are looking for fraud his way to over 20 billion? He was the one in charge of reversal and baba just kept moving the money to his accomplice account for more than a year or so. Someone posted the story here.

I had an encounter with Zenith Bank some years ago, used a restaurant and paid with a POS, the first transaction was declined but I was debited, I tried it the second time and it went through so I was basically charged twice. I complained and for more than 2 months these guys kept telling me the transaction was successful until I enter their branch go change ham for them, ask them to print out my bank statement I showed them the 2 transaction with the same amount with just few minutes different. Told them the first one was declined and it was the second one that went through, it was after that they actually started working on it and I got my money back within a week.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:


Chai... People wicked. I go dey disturb dem. At least now no be then when banking hall dey full wey you go spend 6hours for bank. E get message way dem send say my Case Cas***** debit card has been received. I believe dem dey work on am

This is probably Access Bank. They will work on it.

CrystalTiger:


Go lambast them for Twitter bro..

For some reason, these people hate being called out on social media..

True talk

larride:


Is that not how the First Bank IT guy they are looking for fraud his way to over 20 billion? He was the one in charge of reversal and baba just kept moving the money to his accomplice account for more than a year or so. Someone posted the story here.

I had an encounter with Zenith Bank some years ago, used a restaurant and paid with a POS, the first transaction was declined but I was debited, I tried it the second time and it went through so I was basically charged twice. I complained and for more than 2 months these guys kept telling me the transaction was successful until I enter their branch go change ham for them, ask them to print out my bank statement I showed them the 2 transaction with the same amount with just few minutes different. Told them the first one was declined and it was the second one that went through, it was after that they actually started working on it and I got my money back within a week.

The First bank guy actually got around 40 billion. He stole more than the bank’s capital base of 25 billion . That’s why the board asked the MD to resign . How can a manager steal 40 billion and the MD was oblivious of the whole fraud for that long .

As regards ur experience with Zenith bank, it is hallway common when u have two transactions with same amount that happened within minutes .

The issue is that Most of those customer service agents are overworked and some of them don’t calm down. They will be insisting the two transactions were successful . Most times they will not cross check properly, they just want to dismiss you and stand to the next customer . It’s always better to go to the branch to sort thing out instead of calling them on phone .

larride:


Write the bank an email, cc CBN fraud center in the mail. They will return your money within 48 hours.

Thank you

CrystalTiger:


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Iwu ezigbo akpa amu

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I say make I ask na 😂😂

GloriousGbola:



fly chicks are not down with gold circle. too thick.

izzou needs to find a better way to resolve his discharge on entry challenges

Akpa Amu and thumb rule ke? Google translate sha

KingTom:

Akpa Amu and thumb rule ke? Google translate sha

Apka amu is penis or genital?
I learnt the word in school it was a funny experience

KingTom:

Akpa Amu and thumb rule ke? Google translate sha

google knows everthing. and google knows that nwafor bros have small pricks.
thats why it is substituting thumb for prick
which is why you guys are always chasing money - overcompensation
f you cant stuff the toto with prick, stuff the mouth with money

as an aside, i am sure google will translate 'oko' as sausage
izzou lived in lag all his life but did not learn the ways of yolo demonz

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GloriousGbola:


link?

https://x.com/amasonic/status/1813510076742987858?t=BpbzzVA3Ix47FP8mZDcK3Q&s=19

You have to follow the gist

larride:


Is that not how the First Bank IT guy they are looking for fraud his way to over 20 billion? He was the one in charge of reversal and baba just kept moving the money to his accomplice account for more than a year or so. Someone posted the story here.

I had an encounter with Zenith Bank some years ago, used a restaurant and paid with a POS, the first transaction was declined but I was debited, I tried it the second time and it went through so I was basically charged twice. I complained and for more than 2 months these guys kept telling me the transaction was successful until I enter their branch go change ham for them, ask them to print out my bank statement I showed them the 2 transaction with the same amount with just few minutes different. Told them the first one was declined and it was the second one that went through, it was after that they actually started working on it and I got my money back within a week.

same thing happened to me with kuda and dsrv subscription..

After much much Dem refund me and one of their staff sent me a phishing email ✉️.. seems I bursted his format on that one for the person to send me a phishing mail

liveLongNprospa:


https://x.com/amasonic/status/1813510076742987858?t=BpbzzVA3Ix47FP8mZDcK3Q&s=19

You have to follow the gist

hmm

there is no news out of india on this though

i would have expected that googling his name would lead to its from indias news sites, especially as he is a black african in india

if the father is offering billions then this must have happened at least a few days ago.

iamoyindamola:

Apka amu is penis or genital?
I learnt the word in school it was a funny experience

Na scrotum bro just like epon, akpa na bag, amu na penis so Akpa amu na penis bag

GloriousGbola:


google knows everthing. and google knows that nwafor bros have small pricks.
thats why it is substituting thumb for prick
which is why you guys are always chasing money - overcompensation
f you cant stuff the toto with prick, stuff the mouth with money

as an aside, i am sure google will translate 'oko' as sausage
izzou lived in lag all his life but did not learn the ways of yolo demonz

Or even translate it as Husband

iamoyindamola:

Apka amu is penis or genital?
I learnt the word in school it was a funny experience

Scrotal sac 👽

liveLongNprospa:


https://x.com/amasonic/status/1813510076742987858?t=BpbzzVA3Ix47FP8mZDcK3Q&s=19

You have to follow the gist

My God, the prayer of every parent is may your kids not bring you to disrepute. If true then this is really damning, stabbing someone with a bottle at a club in India of all places.

KingTom:

Or even translate it as Husband

yep husband [oko] goesin car [oko] to farm [oko] with prick [oko]

Nigerian patients ehn


Oga, what do you mean you put bitterleaf extract inside your eyes? What for? Are you cooking soup?

Unlimited22:
Nigerian patients ehn
Oga, what do you mean you put bitterleaf extract inside your eyes? What for? Are you cooking soup?

I heard one say zobo dey help with iron deficiency and low blood count
I dont know if its true but her justification is that the deep red color is bloodlike
I thought of suggesting red paint drink to help

Ellexy:
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can bet your ass it's a goddam duck.... How una take reason this UAE visa fee matter
I just weak

https://x.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1813132217750573393?t=eFuu3brmn-FIUNztFyY7_A&s=19

David Hundeyin vindicated once again.

So Nigerian government really wanted to scam Nigerian on top this Dubai matter, later they'll say the citizens are demarketing the country. EFCC won't go after FG now but they'll be disturbing young boys and girls

Ellexy:
David Hundeyin vindicated once again.

So Nigerian government really wanted to scam Nigerian on top this Dubai matter, later they'll say the citizens are demarketing the country. EFCC won't go after FG now but they'll be disturbing young boys and girls

What the actual fvck?

Ibime:
A40, your guy not only butchered the flow, he stole all his weak lines from Twitter

Inside 4 full length songs. 4 tweets is your best defense

Broski. You people need to give up. Even the Drake you're advocating for has since accepted defeat

You people should not cry more than the bereaved

Sportsweb:
Swallow your big L with your Ov-Hoe friend in peace.

Kendrick won, Drake lost. Everybody moved on.

I pray they let it go one day sha. E don reach 3 months now. They should let go and let God