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If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Femizin: 1:27am On Jul 27
I just remembered this and I couldn't hold my laugh. Nigerian elite hmm. Well who remembered when unkle Reno said this.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by DeLaRue: 1:28am On Jul 27
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Vinnie2000(m): 2:01am On Jul 27
If Reno actually said this, then he is being STUPID. angry

How many months will it take before a Chick grows to be a Hen?
So throughout the time, the Person will not eat Egg? sad sad

Was Egg even an issue in Nigeria when his Boss Goodluck Jonathan was president? undecided

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by mrvitalis(m): 4:52am On Jul 27
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.


See people I share the same country with

See human being reasoning

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by aderadio1: 5:03am On Jul 27
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.



So if electrician charge them high they should go and learn to be electrician too. Same with plumber, mechanic, faulkernizer, battery charger and the rest. Interesting.

If butcher charge you high, go and be a butcher.
If cement price is higher be a dangote and make your own cement.
If price of harri is high, fry your own garri so also rice, beans, dodo, tomato, onion, carrot, cucumber, orenge, mango, pear and the rest.

Let us not defend every thing pls.

What happens to tenants on upstairs flat, maybe they use one room or sitting room as garden right.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by okeke6969: 5:19am On Jul 27
aderadio1:


So if electrician charge them high they should go and learn to be electrician too. Same with plumber, mechanic, faulkernizer, battery charger and the rest. Interesting.

If butcher charge you high, go and be a butcher.
If cement price is higher be a dangote and make your own cement.
If price of harri is high, fry your own garri so also rice, beans, dodo, tomato, onion, carrot, cucumber, orenge, mango, pear and the rest.

Let us not defend every thing pls.

What happens to tenants on upstairs flat, maybe they use one room or sitting room as garden right.


Omo,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Philipponzaghi: 6:01am On Jul 27
Reno is just being practical! Why complain about the price of eggs when you can invest in a hen?

It’s about time we start thinking outside the box. Instead of whining, let’s find solutions that work for us. If we want to reduce expenses, let’s take action!

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Chinkoalhaji34: 6:03am On Jul 27
Na true talk Reno dey yarn!

If we dey complain about egg price, why no go invest small for hen wey go dey lay fresh egg for our house?

Time to dey think outside the box!

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by OkCornel(m): 6:04am On Jul 27
Vinnie2000:


If Reno actually said this, then he is being STUPID. angry

How many months will it take before a Chick grows to be a Hen?
So throughout the time, the Person will not eat Egg? sad sad

Was Egg even an issue in Nigeria when his Boss Goodluck Jonathan was president? undecided

I’m guessing sand would be used to feed the hen as well.

Reno isn’t aware price of hen feed has skyrocketed?

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by nedu666: 6:31am On Jul 27
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na true talk Reno dey yarn!

If we dey complain about egg price, why no go invest small for hen wey go dey lay fresh egg for our house?

Time to dey think outside the box!

Another online farmer who has never being into poultry. Why don't you invest in cattle rearing, rice farming, beans, garri, fruit farming. They are also expensive

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by DatNiggaDaz: 6:36am On Jul 27
O mockery the fooool

grin grin grin

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by adeniyiemmanuel(m): 7:05am On Jul 27
MR RENO... not abt being buying an HEN is the isssues the isssues is abt the TAX federal government imposes on all the chicken food feeders.... & the rate in wch naira to. Dollar kept increases.... Wat abt price of garri & beans... Bro everything is HIGH generally due to the level of incompetent government & GREED.
Femizin:
I just remembered this and I couldn't hold my laugh. Nigerian elite hmm. Well who remembered when unkle Reno said this.

Well here's my website for news article, we also have an audio play for those who find it difficult to read. Join US today ❤️
https://www.mavisblog.com.ng/2024/06/if-eggs-are-too-expensive-buy-hen-reno.html

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Vinnie2000(m): 7:17am On Jul 27
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na true talk Reno dey yarn!

If we dey complain about egg price, why no go invest small for hen wey go dey lay fresh egg for our house?

Time to dey think outside the box!

See how you and your Alternate philipoInzaghi Acc is supporting STUPIDITY. undecided

because someone wants to eat Egg, he will buy Day old chick and wait for 6-9months? sad

Try get SENSE plz.🙏😒

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Salewa97: 7:21am On Jul 27
Reno dey drop wisdom like say na rain!

Abeg, this advice na level-up. Instead of complaining about prices, why not think outside the box? Get yourself a hen and start your own egg business.

This na real empowerment we need, no be all the time dey look for handouts. If we all fit take this advice, we go dey self-sufficient and show the world say we fit hustle for our own. Let’s go, Naija!

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by ambale(m): 7:27am On Jul 27
aderadio1:


So if electrician charge them high they should go and learn to be electrician too. Same with plumber, mechanic, faulkernizer, battery charger and the rest. Interesting.

If butcher charge you high, go and be a butcher.
If cement price is higher be a dangote and make your own cement.
If price of harri is high, fry your own garri so also rice, beans, dodo, tomato, onion, carrot, cucumber, orenge, mango, pear and the rest.

Let us not defend every thing pls.

What happens to tenants on upstairs flat, maybe they use one room or sitting room as garden right.

People who don't know anything

So we go even create our own fabric sow am, make your own shoes

Mad people too plenty for this country aswear😂

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by ambale(m): 7:31am On Jul 27
Philipponzaghi:
Reno is just being practical! Why complain about the price of eggs when you can invest in a hen?

It’s about time we start thinking outside the box. Instead of whining, let’s find solutions that work for us. If we want to reduce expenses, let’s take action!

If your generator spoil, go learn how to fix it, same for your car

Plant your cassava, yam, rice and all

How does this sound to you??

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by ambale(m): 7:31am On Jul 27
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na true talk Reno dey yarn!

If we dey complain about egg price, why no go invest small for hen wey go dey lay fresh egg for our house?

Time to dey think outside the box!

Do you know the cost implications of rearing hens these days??

Dey play dere

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Vinnie2000(m): 7:35am On Jul 27
ambale:


Do you know the cost implications of rearing hens these days??

Dey play dere

The philipoInzaghi and ChinkoAlhaji is same person.
See the terrible display of Foolishness, just to support APC/bat. embarassed embarassed

Rear Hens because you want to eat Egg. undecided

Egg that was sold N30 just 2022 or so. sad

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Googledotcom: 7:37am On Jul 27
After buying the hen, we'll need a cock(reno) to mate. Of course, the cock will need Peter Obi's name to get an erection to mate with the hen.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by LordIsaac(m): 7:40am On Jul 27
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.


Good counsel. I regularly visit a White family somewhere in the US. Their mother plucks tomatoes and offer them to me as parting gifts from her garden.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by ambale(m): 7:42am On Jul 27
Vinnie2000:


The philipoInzaghi and ChinkoAlhaji is same person.
See the terrible display of Foolishness, just to support APC/bat. embarassed embarassed

Rear Hens because you want to eat Egg. undecided

Egg that was sold N30 just 2022 or so. sad

Those guys are terrible humans

Animal feeds is at an all time high, you would even spend more on them to get eggs sef

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by sIfioksq: 7:45am On Jul 27
Reno is dropping gems as usual. Instead of complaining, he's giving practical advice. Why not invest in a hen and have fresh eggs? This is the kind of thinking we need in these times!

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Sapasenator: 7:46am On Jul 27
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.



Them go learn by force.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by kettykin: 8:00am On Jul 27
I told people that Tinubu supports are financially illiterate, so if chickens are too expensive buy poultry.

This is totally irredeemable and opposes the concept of mass production that birthed industrial revolution

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by chigator2: 8:02am On Jul 27
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.



First question, Were you trained in a school or a masjid, so that I can diagnose your obvious mental deficiency

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by chigator2: 8:03am On Jul 27
Sapasenator:


Them go learn by force.

See mumu Tinubu supporters, so if school fees is high, you become a teacher or if health care is costly, you become a doctor. Fools led by a bigger fool

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Sapasenator: 8:21am On Jul 27
chigator2:


See mumu supporters, so if school fees is high, you become a teacher or if health care is costly, you become a doctor. Fools led by a bigger fool

I like your spirit, carry go nothing do you, my guy.

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by trutharena: 8:25am On Jul 27
Reno Omokri is always full of wisdom! Instead of complaining about high prices, let’s be proactive like he suggests. Hens will give you eggs and save you money in the long run. It’s time for Nigerians to start thinking outside the box and embrace self-sufficiency.
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by aderadio1: 8:28am On Jul 27
LordIsaac:

Good counsel. I regularly visit a White family somewhere in the US. Their mother plucks tomatoes and offer them to me as parting gifts from her garden.
maybe they think you are malnourished. Why always tomatoes?

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by zombieHUNTER: 8:29am On Jul 27
trutharena:
Reno Omokri is always full of wisdom! Instead of complaining about high prices, let’s be proactive like he suggests. Hens will give you eggs and save you money in the long run. It’s time for Nigerians to start thinking outside the box and embrace self-sufficiency.
If fuel is too expensive
Buy a refinery

If Bread is too expensive
Buy the bakery

Reno Omokery/ Zombies 2024

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by nedu666: 8:32am On Jul 27
sIfioksq:
Reno is dropping gems as usual. Instead of complaining, he's giving practical advice. Why not invest in a hen and have fresh eggs? This is the kind of thinking we need in these times!

It's not only egg. They will even buy baby cow, baby goat, baby turkey. Then they will start fish pond. For those that like pig they will start rearing pig. All these animals are also expensive as eggs.

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