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Igbos Finally Apologise To Yorubas For Doing This by ShoeGetSize: 10:41am On Aug 03
For the last one week, Yorubas have reminded us that the remote control for Arewa/ Hausa Fulani mumu button is located somewhere in Ala Igbo.

Apparently, a certain Igbo politician pushed that mumu button and activated the spirit of wereyism in the mind of the Hausa Fulani which has manifested in the form of violent protest.

The husband and wife relationship between Hausa Fulani and his wife Yoruba has been under a lot of strain because of the Igbos who are the business partner of the Hausa Fulanis.

So on behalf of all igbos, I apologise to wife Yoruba for making your husband behave aggressively to you.

We are acting in the spirit of:

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder

We have already concluded plans to deactivate the wereyism currently ravaging the North, so your husband is about to return to factory setting.

Thanks for your patience.

Re: Igbos Finally Apologise To Yorubas For Doing This by TerrouMuda: 10:46am On Aug 03
It's just like a faithful house wife ranting that, her husband took the advice of his friends to punish her. That her master is acting under the influence of his friends.
Re: Igbos Finally Apologise To Yorubas For Doing This by yarimo(m): 11:49am On Aug 03
May God bless Simon ekpa for successfully caging them like dogs 🤣 🤣 from Finland 🤣
ShoeGetSize:
For the last one week, Yorubas have reminded us that the remote control for Arewa/ Hausa Fulani mumu button is located somewhere in Ala Igbo.

Apparently, a certain Igbo politician pushed that mumu button and activated the spirit of wereyism in the mind of the Hausa Fulani which has manifested in the form of violent protest.

The husband and wife relationship between Hausa Fulani and his wife Yoruba has been under a lot of strain because of the Igbos who are the business partner of the Hausa Fulanis.

So on behalf of all igbos, I apologise to wife Yoruba for making your husband behave aggressively to you.

We are acting in the spirit of:

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder

We have already concluded plans to deactivate the wereyism currently ravaging the North, so your husband is about to return to factory setting.

Thanks for your patience.

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Re: Igbos Finally Apologise To Yorubas For Doing This by ShoeGetSize: 11:54am On Aug 03
May God emancipate the slave from her master🤣🤣🤣


yarimo:
May God bless Simon ekpa for successfully caging them like dogs 🤣 🤣 from Finland 🤣

Re: Igbos Finally Apologise To Yorubas For Doing This by yarimo(m): 12:03pm On Aug 03
ShoeGetSize:
May God emancipate the slave from her master🤣🤣🤣


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