larride:


Same thing they did during that December 2022 fuel scarcity.

That Mele Kyari is still NNPCL GCEO still remain a mystery.

He has kompromat on Tinubu.
That has to be the only reason.

-Lord

izzou:
The number of fuel scarcities we have had in one year of Master Planner's tenure, is more than GEJ and Buhari combined.

Instead of addressing the issue, dem dey blame kegs and gallons.

i met with a trader some months back and the guy said the issue is that NNPC buys product on credit. whenever the gbese starts to hook and cargoes are withheld - the information trickles down to the marketers and hoarding begins. there was scatterd scarcity last week, but i saw the peddlers in their numbers, buying up fuel as if it would be gone the next day. people with four or five 60 litre jerry cans. me sef i fear

GloriousGbola:


Even if the cost of dollars have tripled - then it should be at 156b. This is close to a 1600 % increase - even stranger as Nigerians everywhere have reduced their consumption of petrol.

Na real wa

More numbers are coming out and it turns out we've paid as high as 500B (August 2022) in a month prior to 2023.
It appears The Cable cherrypicked the perfect duration for shock value. It worked.

800B ($0.5B) is wild though.
FY 2022 subsidy was $10B.
At the rate we're going, we might end up paying the same or more subsidy in $ terms without the relatively stable supply during Buhari's administration.

It'd be something to pay more subsidy than GEJ and have worse scarcity than Buhari.

-Lord

OasisX:
Call for Applications: 2024 British Army Recruitment Portal opens for Commonwealth Citizens.

Are you 16 years old and above, willing to join the British Army, ready to relocate to the United Kingdom?

British Army invites suitably qualified candidates for the 2024 British Army Recruitment for Commonwealth Citizens.

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▪️Mechanical Engineering
▪️Royal Engineers
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Young japarians should take advantage of this.

I literally just returned in the last hour from holidaying at my cousins house on the South Coast who took this Japa route in 2012 after Nigerian army turned him down for officer corps. He is an MSc holder and applied directly from Naija.

Today he is a soldier in logistics division, married to a British doctor, two kids, 5 bedroom house with house in Naija for his mum and he has built two 2 bedroom flats in the compound for his brothers. Soft life for him. Most days he will close work at 12pm or 3pm and use the evening to do truck driving or crane work earning extra thousand pounds plus per month. He used that extra work to pay for his brothers PHD over here. As part of logisitics corp, you get all those certificates for truck driving, forklift and crane and they use it to earn extra money at Southampton port. Enough of his battalion are Naija, Ghana and Gambian boys and they hustle well daily, I meet most of them. One Ghana boy has used this to buy plenty properties in Ghana as well as owning a car lot.

Took a souvenir of bullet he kept on his outside fridge where he keeps Naija foodstuff on this last trip. Also attached are the army quarters where his colleagues are living well. Don't be like Okpa, shouting about common $2k Putin is offering Nigerians to go and die in Ukraine, if you fancy soldier life, Japa well

iamoyindamola:
Fuel scarcity over and over
Nawa ooo

Where do we go from here??

Its really sad to be honest.

The queues are really crazy.... How many hours do we have in a day to spend 6hrs queuing for Fuel.

Got to northwest in gbagada... I just gave up.. Make car rest sef.

Ibime:


Young japarians should take advantage of this.

I literally just returned in the last hour from holidaying at my cousins house on the South Coast who took this Japa route in 2012 after Nigerian army turned him down for officer corps. He is an MSc holder and applied directly from Naija.

Today he is a soldier in logistics division, married to a British doctor, two kids, 5 bedroom house with house in Naija for his mum and he has built two 2 bedroom flats in the compound for his brothers. Soft life for him. Most days he will close work at 12pm or 3pm and use the evening to do truck driving or crane work earning extra thousand pounds plus per month. He used that extra work to pay for his brothers PHD over here. As part of logisitics corp, you get all those certificates for truck driving, forklift and crane and they use it to earn extra money at Southampton port. Enough of his battalion are Naija, Ghana and Gambian boys and they hustle well daily, I meet most of them. One Ghana boy has used this to buy plenty properties in Ghana as well as owning a car lot.

Took a souvenir of bullet he kept on his outside fridge where he keeps Naija foodstuff on this last trip. Also attached are the army quarters where his colleagues are living well. Don't be like Okpa, shouting about common $2k Putin is offering Nigerians to go and die in Ukraine, if you fancy soldier life, Japa well

and this is an enlisted soldier - not an officer proper

nihilistjnr:


In Layi's voice: "Wrap it up nigga"

I hope he retires and not yet fed to young hungry lions. UFC don't care. 2 fights losing streak will turn to 3 really quick

In other news did you see Teanna Trump at Nicolas Pepe's press conference??

Probably why the English people want to move to Russia/DPRK...

Soon when you say bad things against women on the cyberspace in the UK you will be treated as a terrorist.. Choose your japa wisely

This thing na big rubbish.

Why do we have to queue up for fuel every single week... Why.. Just why.

It's even so heartbreaking that when it's now your turn to get Fuel.... You'll hear that they've closed for the day... After spending close to 6hrs in the filling station.

Wetin be this

Jesus Christ

BlueRayDick:


Ramdeuter will still tell u Tinubu is the best Nigerian president since return to democracy in 1999

Best president I tell you. The years of rot has to be corrected and set the country on the path to prosperity. After his second term is confirmed you will see magic

if you haven't done so, you need to bite the bullet and get one of those dual carburators for your generator
lpg costs more than petrol, unfortunately, but it is available without queuing

It's really shameful.

You see men in their 70s still leaving their homes as early as 5am just to queue for fuel.

GloriousGbola:


and this is an enlisted soldier - not an officer proper

He is a private for over 11 years now. He doesn't send promotion because it will impede his evening hustle. None of the African boys go for promotion because promotion will mean they work long hours and can't do extra curricular hustle.

Dem dey hustle well for evening. Most of them are married to British or bring their wives over to come and join the hustle. All are chopping well. I met one Aba boy on this trip who brought his Doctor wife to do PLAB in UK. She is now working as a Doctor here and took it further to start writing USA Doctor exams. The guy is 11 years into service (British Army contracts are for 12 years) and he was saying that if his wife pass the USA exams, he will probably Japa with her to USA next year when his contract ends than renew with British Army. He Sabi all those truck driving, forklift and crane operator work as part of his work with British army so he will chop in Yankee too, while his wife works as Doctor there.

My cousin just started a rotation this year where he is in the UK 6 months and abroad 6 months. They hate going abroad cos it deprives them of chance to hustle evening work however they still get paid £30-£50 per day ontop of their salary when they are abroad. But they still enjoy the holiday sha. Just this year my cousin done reach 8 countries including Germany, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Albania, USA and Falklands. Na the downside of the job be that but most times when they are abroad, it's to unload ships. They will be abroad for 2 weeks, use 3 days to unload the ship and use the remaining 11 days to drink to stupor. . There is one Ghana boy in their company who is always crying off going abroad with one injury or another so he can stay in UK and hustle. That guy is the main hustler amongst them, he done use him hustle set up car lot and plenty rental properties for Ghana.

raumdeuter:


Best president I tell you. The years of rot has to be corrected and set the country on the path to prosperity. After his second term is confirmed you will see magic

seankafor:
it's their lokan, what you expect?

Yes oh Baba like 9ice once sang

Omo na turn by turn
Beg baba God make e reach your turn
If e just be omo plenty by turn
Anyhow e go be
Omo just focus
On your way to the tooooop

izzou:
The number of fuel scarcities we have had in one year of Master Planner's tenure, is more than GEJ and Buhari combined.

Instead of addressing the issue, dem dey blame kegs and gallons.

Thats the thing with this government
Instead of tackling issues and find solution they attack something else looking for cheap Scape goats
No wonder they are always attacking obi here, no solution nothing nothing

Nezzjnr:
It's really shameful.

You see men in their 70s still leaving their homes as early as 5am just to queue for fuel.

They will still no get fuel
Omo I no fit cry

OasisX:
Call for Applications: 2024 British Army Recruitment Portal opens for Commonwealth Citizens.

Are you 16 years old and above, willing to join the British Army, ready to relocate to the United Kingdom?

British Army invites suitably qualified candidates for the 2024 British Army Recruitment for Commonwealth Citizens.

Available Positions

▪️Musician
▪️Electrical
▪️Mechanical Engineering
▪️Royal Engineers
▪️Technician and Tradesman roles
▪️Paratrooper

Deadline: 26th August, 2024

❗Application link: apply: https://apply.army.mod.uk/login?_gl=1

PS . As an applicant you need a referral from a serving British soldier.

Okpa fit don apply sef…. Time to mentor British ladies

Tochex101:


Indeed the sprinting was very nauseating, after boasting of retiring the other dude in the city that "set him up".

The guy chop sand for mouth sha......
Embarrassing performance.

No matter how tough you are I believe you eventually run out of toughness. That's why when push came to shove after talking that talk he just couldn't back it up. I expected someone ready to die out there but the way he surrendered the back and quickly tapped showed he didn't want it that badly

To be fair to him when you combine all that kick boxing with MMA fights your body just gets tired of being punched.

He's made enough money to where he should strongly consider retiring cos it only goes downhill from here.

Nigerians and instant gratification,Those Men in their 70's need to endure more and for now......Prosperity is near,Asiwaju is working 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

obainojazz:
Okpa fit don apply sef…. Time to mentor British ladies

West can't be my destination for obvious reason. Not now that Putin has made things easier for people to relocate to Russia. Na Asian/Russian babes I dey target

LordAdam16:


He has kompromat on Tinubu.
That has to be the only reason.

-Lord

I believe this administration is hellbent on seeing just how much suffering the people can take before revolt just erupt everywhere.

I knew removing fuel subsidy will be bad, I didn't know it will be this worse.

Western freedom...

OkpaNsukkaisBae:


West can't be my destination for obvious reason. Not now that Putin has made things easier for people to relocate to Russia. Na Asian/Russian babes I dey target

so what is holding you?
russian visa is not stressful like uk visa.
all you need to do is enter their embassy
wetin dey hold you?

abi you are all talk no action?

iamoyindamola:

They will still no get fuel
Omo I no fit cry

Bro I have never been so pissed off like this in a long while.

A40:
I hope he retires and not yet fed to young hungry lions. UFC don't care. 2 fights losing streak will turn to 3 really quick

In other news did you see Teanna Trump at Nicolas Pepe's press conference??

Omo thar thing bust my head.

What kind of connection is that? When Depay dey do him own with Rev Run pikin and Lori Harvey, I think say na glitch. Ashey these football boys really dey about their olosho business

That's how we saw Lukaku too last year with Meghan the Stallion. And I was wondering how.

raumdeuter:


Yes oh Baba like 9ice once sang

Omo na turn by turn
Beg baba God make e reach your turn
If e just be omo plenty by turn
Anyhow e go be
Omo just focus
On your way to the tooooop

If only the lokan dey reach everybody for the president region e for even better, but na presido and e cronies the lokan go reach...well those e no reach fit use na my tribesman be president hold body.

obainojazz:
Okpa fit don apply sef…. Time to mentor British ladies

When will North Korea start posting jobs? I go apply for Okpa myself and e must go

raumdeuter:


Yes oh Baba like 9ice once sang

Omo na turn by turn
Beg baba God make e reach your turn
If e just be omo plenty by turn
Anyhow e go be
Omo just focus
On your way to the tooooop

Could have thought he said "this industry, omo, plenty pythons".

Android17:
Could have thought he said "this industry, omo, plenty pythons".

You're probably right

Theflint1:
If only the lokan dey reach everybody for the president region e for even better, but na presido and e cronies the lokan go reach...well those e no reach fit use na my tribesman be president hold body.

If dem pound yam inside leaves, if dem cook soup inside groundnut shell, who go belleful go belleful.

Even if dem carry pot of food enter family house, it won't reach everyone equally

raumdeuter:


If dem pound yam inside leaves, if dem cook soup inside groundnut shell, who go belleful go belleful.

Even if dem carry pot of food enter family house, it won't reach everyone equally

Lol...if only it was about people getting, but not getting enough.