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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:15pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


The way u guys always bash social sciences , arts and humanities course graduates ehn; one would think Nigeria is a country where there are job opportunities for STEM related courses.

The funny thing is the people who form bulk majority of unemployed in this country are actually those who studied STEM courses.

Go to KPMG, EY,PWC,Delloitte, Banks, Insurance companies, HR consulting firms, etc; na engineering graduates, Biochemistry graduates, Geology graduates, etc full there.

How many jobs are available for STEM course graduates in this country? If not that the aforementioned companies absorb them, where do u think those STEM people will be working ?

In the real sense of things sef, STEM is like waste of time in this country because most of the graduates of STEM courses don't work in STEM related jobs.
Exactly
If I had known na social science course I suppose do not applied science
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:21pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


Lolz.grin

HMO has nothing to do with minimum wage . There’s a law (National Health Insurance Act 2022) which makes it compulsory for employers to provide health insurance for their staff.

Pension is also statutory . PENCOM act 2004 mandates ur company to arrange contributory pension scheme for their staff ; it’s only 8% of ur salary that will be deducted as its contribution out of the 70k while ur company will pay 10% from their pocket.

Lagos state government job has leave allowance and 13th month which has nothing to do with the 70k minimum wage.

The fact is that 45k is in contravention of the minimum wage bill Tinubu just signed.

HMO has everything to do with your gross salary.

Pension has everything to do with your gross salary.

70k is the least you can pay = Gross salary.

You cannot be holding on to NET, when they specifically wrote the why it would be so
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:21pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


Which one is dexterous? undecided

Is it not that they will first train them in those jobs ni? If u are an engineering graduate who gets employed in EY or First bank, u will have to undergo training like everyone else. All those talk about dexterous is just to massage ur STEM ego. The same training they will give a Yoruba education graduate is what they will give a mech engineering graduate who has been drafted into their graduate trainee program.

The crux of the matter is , most STEM degrees are useless in Nigeria because there are no much STEM jobs waiting for them in the labor market. so, I don't the need for continuous bashing of social sciences job. Maybe if u were talking about labour market in the UK, US and the west in general sha it will make sense.

In the bank or in EY will you not do calculations?

You can't be taking risk of telling a Masscom graduate to put 17% on something and they will be looking at you like ode. You think it's a joke but most non stem people cannot do basic everyday calculations required in those jobs.

STEM course is a test of natural intelligence. It is proof that you can handle some concepts and calculations. Go and check all JAMB highest scores, they all end up in STEM. The only social science that intelligent students go on to do is Law or economics. So once you see STEM, LAW or Economics on their degree, you know a process of natural selection has already taken place to weed out the dumb ones from the smart ones and you can go ahead and interview the smart ones instead of wasting time..

You think its a joke but employers do discriminate on this basis and I take this very serious in my personal life. I have been fighting my niece for the last year. She is a prodigy but refusing to do Maths A Level. She is talking of Philosophy, Sociology A Levels, Biology and bla blah blah. I said Biology is good for Medicine but at your level of genius, you must include Maths to really rubber stamp your genius so employers can see it. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could score well in Philosophy by writing long essay, but science is where genius is proven.

This is her GCSE result below. 7 is equivalent to A, 8 is a A* and 9 is A**.

How will someone with this kind of result reduce themself to the level of an average Jane by taking sme sme courses that any Chinyere can do. You must show Maths A Level, and even if she goes on to do Medicine or Science in Uni, the Maths A Level will give her the foundation to be great in any STEM course she does.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:22pm On Aug 26
izzou:


Only lunch will account for 15k there.

There's HMO
Pension
Leave allowance
13th month.

Point me to any minimum wage jobs that had/have these.
I see companies that add 13th month and leave allowance to deductibles to form tax as thieves
In the end na in and out they will do
Normally the only reason you should be removing tax from leave or 13th month is if you are paying the full salary
But if you are paying only basic or 5-10% of the annual pay them no suppose tax am
It's cheating
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:26pm On Aug 26
izzou:


HMO has everything to do with your gross salary.

Pension has everything to do with your gross salary.

70k is the least you can pay = Gross salary.

You cannot be holding on to NET, when they specifically wrote the why it would be so

Okay I hear u. grin

I just explained to u that only 8% of ur gross pay can be deducted as pension statutorily which is N5,600 out of N70,000. after that ur tax will be deducted. There no how ur tax will be as much as N20k.

Ur Health insurance is not tied to ur salary be it gross or not. It is a stand alone.

But I know u will not agree sha.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:27pm On Aug 26
Ibime:


In the bank or in EY will you not do calculations?

You can't be taking risk of telling a Masscom graduate to put 17% on something and they will be looking at you like ode. You think it's a joke but most non stem people cannot do basic everyday calculations required in those jobs.

STEM course is a test of natural intelligence. It is proof that you can handle some concepts and calculations. Go and check all JAMB highest scores, they all end up in STEM. The only social science that intelligent students go on to do is Law or economics. So once you see STEM, LAW or Economics on their degree, you know a process of natural selection has already taken place to weed out the dumb ones from the smart ones and you can go ahead and interview the smart ones instead of wasting time..

You think its a joke but employers do discriminate on this basis and I take this very serious in my personal life. I have been fighting my niece for the last year. She is a prodigy but refusing to do Maths A Level. She is talking of Philosophy, Sociology A Levels, Biology and bla blah blah. I said Biology is good for Medicine but at your level of genius, you must include Maths to really rubber stamp your genius so employers can see it. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could score well in Philosophy by writing long essay, but science is where genius is proven.

This is her GCSE result below. 7 is equivalent to A, 8 is a A* and 9 is A**.

]How will someone with this kind of result reduce themself to the level of an average Jane by taking sme sme courses that any Chinyere can do. You must show Maths A Level, and even if she goes on to do Medicine or Science in Uni, the Maths A Level will give her the foundation to be great in any STEM course she does.
Nah you are discriminating
You think SS and Arts are for dullards or second class students
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:29pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


Okay I hear u. grin

I just explained to u that only 8% of ur gross pay can be deducted as pension statutorily which is N5,600 out of N70,000. after that ur tax will be deducted. There no how ur tax will be as much as N20k.

Ur Health insurance is not tied to ur salary be it gross or not. It is a stand alone.

But I know u will not agree sha.

So the free lunch there nko? Is it a stand alone too?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:30pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


Okay I hear u. grin

I just explained to u that only 8% of ur gross pay can be deducted as pension statutorily which is N5,600 out of N70,000. after that ur tax will be deducted. There no how ur tax will be as much as N20k.

Ur Health insurance is not tied to ur salary be it gross or not. It is a stand alone.

But I know u will not agree sha.

It's 70k gross na
That's where these guys are not smart, in the end it changes nothing because after everything the take home should be around 62800 atleast
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:32pm On Aug 26
iamoyindamola:

I see companies that add 13th month and leave allowance to deductibles to form tax as thieves
In the end na in and out they will do
Normally the only reason you should be removing tax from leave or 13th month is if you are paying the full salary
But if you are paying only basic or 5-10% of the annual pay them no suppose tax am
It's cheating

I don't even know what receiving a salary looks like.

The last job i did, HMO was included. And i hated hospitals

I was told i should use it, or else, i was paying for nothing.

I'm surprised to hear HMO is not part of salary
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Aug 26
iamoyindamola:

Nah you are discriminating
You think SS and Arts are for dullards or second class students

I'm discriminating with full chest

We all know the dumb ones drop out into arts early, right from SS1 and the smart ones go science route. That's the class at which we start to choose specialty in my day and I've never seen someone in Class A pick Arts. It's usually from Class B to D they pick arts. After nature has already made you find your level since SS1, you can't come and be forming hothead later.

This thread was on Nairaland front page last week about the top 37 WAEC performers from 2009 and what they are doing now. I meticulously went through each one. Not a single one read Arts subject in uni.

https://www.nairaland.com/8184851/top-waec-scorers-2009-where#131568132

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 5:33pm On Aug 26
izzou:


It's 45k Net.

Dem wan tax 25k comot from 70k? 35% tax for minimum wage? cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:35pm On Aug 26
izzou:


I don't even know what receiving a salary looks like.

The last job i did, HMO was included. And i hated hospitals

I was told i should use it, or else, i was paying for nothing.

I'm surprised to hear HMO is not part of salary

I suspect the job u are referring to is a contract job. That’s what those bastarrds do, they make it seem like HMO is part of ur salary ; they are cheating u.

Health insurance has been legislated in 2022. Ur employer must provide health insurance for u, it is statutory and not key of ur salary in any way.

All the jobs I’ve done none of it has made HMO part of my salary .
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:36pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


I suspect the job u are referring to is a contract job. That’s what those bastarrds do, they make it seem like HMO is part of ur salary ; they are cheating u.

Health insurance has been legislated in 2022. Ur employer must provide health insurance for u, it is statutory and not key of ur salary in any way.

All the jobs I’ve done none of it has made HMO part of my salary .

It is not a contact job. I was a Field technical staff for a Digital Ad company

And this was 2017 or so, not 2022
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 5:37pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


The way u guys always bash social sciences , arts and humanities course graduates ehn; one would think Nigeria is a country where there are job opportunities for STEM related courses.

The funny thing is the people who form bulk majority of unemployed in this country are actually those who studied STEM courses.

Go to KPMG, EY,PWC,Delloitte, Banks, Insurance companies, HR consulting firms, etc; na engineering graduates, Biochemistry graduates, Geology graduates, etc full there.

How many jobs are available for STEM course graduates in this country? If not that the aforementioned companies absorb them, where do u think those STEM people will be working ?

In the real sense of things sef, STEM is like waste of time in this country because most of the graduates of STEM courses don't work in STEM related jobs.
Lol, true, there's hardly jobs available for science grads willing to work in their fields of study, good thing they can make crossover. ROI on science no be for Naija like that.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:37pm On Aug 26
izzou:


I don't even know what receiving a salary looks like.

The last job i did, HMO was included. And i hated hospitals

I was told i should use it, or else, i was paying for nothing.

I'm surprised to hear HMO is not part of salary
Some companies policy ehn 🤣🤣
They are ripper, HMO is suppose to be part of company incentive to their employees
I know companies that increase their employer pension from 10% to 12% if you stay for some numbers of years that's another avenue to make staff stay
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:42pm On Aug 26
afrodoc2:


Dem wan tax 25k comot from 70k? 35% tax for minimum wage? cheesy

I would rather hawk bottled water, than do any 70k job (6 days a week)

I was just pointing out that we should critique what they listed, instead of saying the job pays 45k.

The gross is obviously more than that.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:43pm On Aug 26
Ibime:


I'm discriminating with full chest

We all know the dumb ones drop out into arts early, right from SS1 and the smart ones go science route. That's the class at which we start to choose specialty in my day and I've never seen someone in Class A pick Arts. It's usually from Class B to D they pick arts. After nature has already made you find your level since SS1, you can't come and be forming hothead later.

This thread was on Nairaland front page last week about the top 37 WAEC performers from 2009 and what they are doing now. I meticulously went through each one. Not a single one read Arts subject in uni.

https://www.nairaland.com/8184851/top-waec-scorers-2009-where#131568132
I We use to think this way but it's wrong
Intelligence without passion is a total waste, are you saying this is the way they do abroad
We have people who are intelligent that did arts or social science and they can also cope in pure science.
Will you force them to pick a niche they don't like

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:45pm On Aug 26
Ibime:


In the bank or in EY will you not do calculations?

You can't be taking risk of telling a Masscom graduate to put 17% on something and they will be looking at you like ode. You think it's a joke but most non stem people cannot do basic everyday calculations required in those jobs.

STEM course is a test of natural intelligence. It is proof that you can handle some concepts and calculations. Go and check all JAMB highest scores, they all end up in STEM. The only social science that intelligent students go on to do is Law or economics. So once you see STEM, LAW or Economics on their degree, you know a process of natural selection has already taken place to weed out the dumb ones from the smart ones and you can go ahead and interview the smart ones instead of wasting time..

You think its a joke but employers do discriminate on this basis and I take this very serious in my personal life. I have been fighting my niece for the last year. She is a prodigy but refusing to do Maths A Level. She is talking of Philosophy, Sociology A Levels, Biology and bla blah blah. I said Biology is good for Medicine but at your level of genius, you must include Maths to really rubber stamp your genius so employers can see it. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could score well in Philosophy by writing long essay, but science is where genius is proven.

This is her GCSE result below. 7 is equivalent to A, 8 is a A* and 9 is A**.

How will someone with this kind of result reduce themself to the level of an average Jane by taking sme sme courses that any Chinyere can do. You must show Maths A Level, and even if she goes on to do Medicine or Science in Uni, the Maths A Level will give her the foundation to be great in any STEM course she does.

Lmao.

A Yoruba education graduate who gets employed at EY or KPMG will take ICAN the same way an accounting graduate or Engineering graduate will and they will all pass once they are sound.

U can argue all u want but there are people who studied mass comm and other art related courses working in the big 4. In fact just go to linkedin right now and type “ Mass communication kpmg” ; u will see profile of people who studied mass comm and currently working in KPMG pop up.

If u are smart u are smart ; forget all these Okpata yarns about dexterity or no dexterity

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:46pm On Aug 26
izzou:


It is not a contact job. I was a Field technical staff for a Digital Ad company

And this was 2017 or so, not 2022

The company definitely exploited u and the rest of their staff
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:47pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


The company definitely exploited u and the rest of their staff

You said 2022 naa
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 5:48pm On Aug 26
iamoyindamola:

Nah you are discriminating
You think SS and Arts are for dullards or second class students
It's true sha, on the average, the smartest students are science students.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:49pm On Aug 26
iamoyindamola:

I We use to think this way but it's wrong
Intelligence without passion is a total waste, are you saying this is the way they do abroad
We have people who are intelligent that did arts or social science and they can also cope in pure science.
Will you force them to pick a niche they don't like

Mass Com is not a passion, it's a last resort

You can accept Law, Economics, Business or
Languages as proof of intelligence from arts course, maybe even Philosophy, that's it

Languages is proof of reasoning and following rules to construct a language (similar to coding), so is Law. Economics and Business include Maths and Commercial acumen. The rest na rubbish

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:51pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


Lmao.

A Yoruba education graduate who intend gets employed at EY or KPMG will take ICAN the same way an accounting graduate or Engineering graduate will and they will all pass once they are sound.

U can argue all u want but there are people who studied mass comm and other art related courses working in the big 4. In fact just go to linked right now and type “ Mass communication kpmg” ; u will see profile of people who studied mass comm and currently working in KPMG pop up.

If u are smart u are smart ; forget all these Okpata yarns about dexterity or no dexterity

ICAN is proof enough of your ability to handle manipulating numbers. I actually respect degree in Languages cos it involves learning rules and coding it into a way of speaking, as well as retentive memory. Language graduates often do well in commercial setting.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:53pm On Aug 26
Ibime:


Mass Com is not a passion, it's a last resort

You can accept Law, Economics, Business or languages as proof of intelligence from arts course, maybe even philosophy, that's it

Languages is proof of reasoning and following rules to construct a language (similar to coding), so is Law. Economics and Business include Maths and Commercial acumen. The rest na rubbish
🤣🤣🤣
Mr hamzat of Ibadan must see this, no wonder the man they shout for radio
"Sodeeq ton wo blue film" 😂😂

Normally I don't rate them too

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:54pm On Aug 26
izzou:


You said 2022 naa

I said a law was passed in 2022 making it mandatory for all employers to provide health insurance for their employees.

Prior to that , most decent companies provide HMO for their employees and they don’t make the HMO part of their gross annual package. I wish I can share documents here but for private reasons I can’t.

Typically ur Gross annual salary will comprise of various components like Basic, Transport , Lunch , Education, furniture , etc. After the gross is summed up, they will now go and list “Other Benefits” which will include HMO, 13th month, Provisions/Dry Ration etc.

The only reason they decided to legislate the health insurance thingy is cos of what unscrupulous employers do making it seem like they are doing their employees favor with HMO

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:55pm On Aug 26
Theflint1:
It's true sha, on the average, the smartest students are science students.
That's why I said that what we thought
We also descriminate then in school, we are always in A class while they share B to whatever they reach
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 5:57pm On Aug 26
izzou:


I would rather hawk bottled water, than do any 70k job (6 days a week)

I was just pointing out that we should critique what they listed, instead of saying the job pays 45k.

The gross is obviously more than that.

Fair enough. Last time i got that kind amount was NYSC around 2005 (NYSC plus State Gov plus Local Govt).

Nigerians are miracle workers. Ibime is wrong. The average Nigerian is a mathematical genius the way they are able to organize their families on such meagre salaries.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:57pm On Aug 26
BlueRayDick:


I said a law was passed in 2022 making it mandatory for all employers to provide health insurance for their employees.

Prior to that , most decent companies provide HMO for their employees and they don’t make the HMO part of their gross annual package. I wish I can share documents here but for private reasons I can’t.

Typically ur Gross annual salary will comprise of various components like Basic, Transport , Lunch , Education, furniture , etc. After the gross is summed up, they will now go and list “Other Benefits” which will include HMO, 13th month, Provisions/Dry Ration etc.

The only reason they decided to legislate the health insurance thingy is cos of what unscrupulous employers do making it seem like they are doing their employees favor with HMO
I started work in 2017 and the company provided HMO even though some of us didn't use it
Then they stopped and we protested because it was our right
They didn't remove 1 kobo from our money for health
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:59pm On Aug 26
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 6:07pm On Aug 26
Ibime:


Mass Com is not a passion, it's a last resort

You can accept Law, Economics, Business or
Languages as proof of intelligence from arts course, maybe even Philosophy, that's it

Languages is proof of reasoning and following rules to construct a language (similar to coding), so is Law. Economics and Business include Maths and Commercial acumen. The rest na rubbish

U are a typical old school naija parent that will force their child to study STEM related course instead of following their passion. 😂
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 6:08pm On Aug 26
iamoyindamola:

I started work in 2017 and the company provided HMO even though some of us didn't use it
Then they stopped and we protested because it was our right
They didn't remove 1 kobo from our money for health

That’s how it should be
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 6:45pm On Aug 26
Theflint1:
It's true sha, on the average, the smartest students are science students.

Its true. In most fields, someone with a science background can crossover and excel. I know guys who were science students and now lawyers

Can an Art student or social science student decide to study Engineering or Pharmacy?

I once worked in a Bank and of the 50 people hired like 40 were STEM people. Cos for aptitude test STEM guys with Maths knowledge go don body all the Social Science and Art students

In my set in OAU, One of the big 4 came to conduct tests for final year students, The top 10 were 8 in Engineering. I think one was in Sciences Physics or Chemistry The Engineering boys wey no send these companies. That test day all the Engineering guys enter test venue with Palm sandal and Jeans, The Accounting boys and Social Science boys wear suit and most of them no still pass am. These companies are the pinnacle of their careers where they dream of the way Engineering boys dey dream of Oil companies

Na for the interview venue most of the Engineering boys dey borrow suit and tie

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