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She Saw Jesus by ricson11(m): 8:06am On Apr 15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsaGG0wL5o?si=iJKU7kRA7qAfchoj

A woman claims to have had a visual encounter with Jesus
Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 10:32am On Apr 15
Which of these Jesuses did she see? Moses is the only true prophet of God and God gave the 10 commandments through Moses for us to follow.

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Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 11:01am On Apr 15
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsaGG0wL5o?si=iJKU7kRA7qAfchoj

A woman claims to have had a visual encounter with Jesus

Religion is a mental illness.

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Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 6:58pm On Apr 20
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsaGG0wL5o?si=iJKU7kRA7qAfchoj
A woman claims to have had a visual encounter with Jesus

You saw Jesus and you did not tell him to visit Aso Rock

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Re: She Saw Jesus by hakeem4(m): 7:40pm On Apr 20
grin grin so many deranged people
Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 8:00am On Aug 31
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsaGG0wL5o?si=iJKU7kRA7qAfchoj

A woman claims to have had a visual encounter with Jesus

The woman must have seen Christos!
Re: She Saw Jesus by LordReed(m): 10:41am On Aug 31
MindHacker9009:
Which of these Jesuses did she see? Moses is the only true prophet of God and God gave the 10 commandments through Moses for us to follow.

The Jesus I saw is a combination of 2nd column rows 3 and 4, row 4 face, row 3 skin tone. The Jesus I saw was smoking a blunt and gave me to smoke. He was really cool.

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Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 10:51am On Aug 31
LordReed:


The Jesus I saw is a combination of 2nd column rows 3 and 4, row 4 face, row 3 skin tone. The Jesus I saw was smoking a blunt and gave me to smoke. He was really cool.

True! Anyone that has seen Jesus must be high on something!

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Re: She Saw Jesus by Kobojunkie: 10:50pm On Aug 31
ricson11:
A woman claims to have had a visual encounter with Jesus
She instead hallucinates private delusions she has been previously harboring! undecided

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Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 11:14pm On Aug 31
MindHacker9009:


True! Anyone that has seen Jesus must be high on something!

She must be high in the same thing as you. Maybe she took a toke of Moses burning bush.

MindHacker9009:
Which of these Jesuses did she see? Moses is the only true prophet of God and God gave the 10 commandments through Moses for us to follow.
Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 8:40am On Sep 01
KnownUnknown:


She must be high in the same thing as you. Maybe she took a toke of Moses burning bush.


I'm high on the The 10 Commandments God Almighty gave to us through Moses

The 10 Commandments:
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy: This for me means relax one day a week at home and also thank God Almighty.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.
Re: She Saw Jesus by AntiChristian: 9:08am On Sep 01
grin

In this century someone is still making such a claim! And the sheeple believes!

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Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 11:14am On Sep 01
MindHacker9009:


I'm high on the The 10 Commandments God Almighty gave to us through Moses

The 10 Commandments:
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy: This for me means relax one day a week at home and also thank God Almighty.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.

You are high enough to think these commandments are some profound edicts.
Re: She Saw Jesus by advocatejare(m): 12:23pm On Sep 01
AntiChristian:
grin

In this century someone is still making such a claim! And the sheeple believes!
But you believe that Muhammad split the moon when there is no evidence that such ever happened!

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Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 2:08pm On Sep 01
KnownUnknown:


You are high enough to think these commandments are some profound edicts.

I take it that you are an athirst, so what sincere edicts do you follow as an athirst?
Re: She Saw Jesus by AntiChristian: 8:40am On Sep 02
advocatejare:

But you believe that Muhammad split the moon when there is no evidence that such ever happened!

Where is the evidence Jesus raised Lazarus?

Where's the evidence Jesus turned water to wine?

Where's the evidence Jesus fed thousands with meagre fish and bread loaf?

Where's the evidence Jesus heal the blind?
Re: She Saw Jesus by advocatejare(m): 9:37am On Sep 02
AntiChristian:


Where is the evidence Jesus raised Lazarus?

Where's the evidence Jesus turned water to wine?

Where's the evidence Jesus fed thousands with meagre fish and bread loaf?

Where's the evidence Jesus heal the blind?
All the evidence are in the Bible. Show us your own evidence in the Quran!
Since you are a Muslim and you hold the Quran as the ultimate word of your god, Jesus was recorded to have performed many miracles in the Quran including raising the dead.

Show us where Muhammad was reported to have performed any miracle in the same Quran and not from the iro lasan miracles in the Hadith that many of your scholars have refuted!

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Re: She Saw Jesus by advocatejare(m): 9:46am On Sep 02
hakeem4:
grin grin so many deranged people
Like the man who lied to you that stone went a way with the clothes of Moses and that Moses flogged the stone and even left marks of beating on it. Oro asiwere grin

Sahih al-Bukhari 278
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet (ﷺ) Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, 'By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.' So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, "My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, 'By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

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Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 10:07am On Sep 02
advocatejare:



Sahih al-Bukhari 278
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet (ﷺ) Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, 'By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.' So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, "My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, 'By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

So when Moses wasn’t busy performing magic tricks with his walking stick like turning water into blood, he was busy fighting rocks and stones. Lmao at “excessive beating”.
Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 10:10am On Sep 02
I didn’t know the Quran was this hilarious!! W
grin grin I don’t blame him. If a stone stole my clothes and I have to run naked after it, I would beat the stone and then drown it. grin

Allah's Apostle said, "(The Prophet) Moses was a shy person and used to cover his body completely because of his extensive shyness. One of the children of Israel hurt him by saying, 'He covers his body in this way only because of some defect in his skin, either leprosy or scrotal hernia, or he has some other defect.' Allah wished to clear Moses of what they said about him, so one day while Moses was in seclusion, he took off his clothes and put them on a stone and started taking a bath. When he had finished the bath, he moved towards his clothes so as to take them, but the stone took his clothes and fled; Moses picked up his stick and ran after the stone saying, 'O stone! Give me my garment!' Till he reached a group of Bani Israel who saw him naked then, and found him the best of what Allah had created, and Allah cleared him of what they had accused him of. The stone stopped there and Moses took and put his garment on and started hitting the stone with his stick. By Allah, the stone still has some traces of the hitting, three, four or five marks. THIS IS WHAT ALLAH REFERS TO IN HIS SAYING:-- "O you who believe! Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses, But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged, And he was honorable In Allah's Sight." ( Q 33.69)

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Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 10:17am On Sep 02
MindHacker9009:


I take it that you are an athirst, so what sincere edicts do you follow as an athirst?

I don’t follow edicts. Gods are nonsense is not a statement of “belief” but a statement of fact. Atheists don’t believe in gods, I say I KNOW gods aren’t real and they are no different from any other fictional character anyone can create.

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Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 10:30am On Sep 02
KnownUnknown:

I don’t follow edicts. Gods are nonsense is not a statement of “belief” but a statement of fact. Atheists don’t believe in gods, I say I KNOW gods aren’t real and they are no different from any other fictional character anyone can create.

Since you are an atheists, do you have moral standards you follow?
It is true that all religions makes a joke of their gods, but the Ten Commandments of the Torah has good moral standards.

You cannot say because a robot cannot experience our world so a robot can say it does not have a maker. A very advanced Being or Beings created this world and the universe as it could not have existed from nothing. Just like a robot have different parts and they all work together to make them do what we want, so I believe humans are part of a bigger system that these advanced Beings are using to do what they want.
Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 11:10am On Sep 02
MindHacker9009:


Since you are an atheists, do you have moral standards you follow?
It is true that all religions makes a joke of their gods, but the Ten Commandments of the Torah has good moral standards.

But you cannot say because a car cannot experience our world so a car can say it does not have a maker. A very advanced Being or Beings created this world and the universe as it could not have existed from nothing. Just like a car have different parts and they all work together to allow us to drive them, so I believe humans are part of a bigger system that these advanced Beings are using.

Since you are a Buddhist, do you follow the precepts of the divine Siddhartha?!

The gods are often ridiculous because of the nature of their creators. The Ten
They do contain some a handful of good morals, which cannot be said to be unique or profound.

Cars are not conscious or self aware organisms so the analogy falls flat. I don’t know what nothing is, I only know what is and that is the universe that I am a temporarily, conscious and self aware, part of. Whether there are “Being or Beings” beyond us is not something I can speak of although I do have ideas based on decades of experiencing and observing existence. Humans are indeed a part of the larger system called the universe.
Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 11:15am On Sep 02
MindHacker9009:


You cannot say because a robot cannot experience our world so a robot can say it does not have a maker. A very advanced Being or Beings created this world and the universe as it could not have existed from nothing. Just like a robot have different parts and they all work together to make them do what we want, so I believe humans are part of a bigger system that these advanced Beings are using to do what they want.

If this “Being or Beings” exist, I have to say they have a wonderful sense of humor. DeepSight understands what I mean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-NdfAPt_c&pp=ygUaQW5pbWFsIGVhdGluZyBhbmltYWwgYWxpdmU%3D

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Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 11:48am On Sep 02
KnownUnknown:

Since you are a Buddhist, do you follow the precepts of the divine Siddhartha?!

I'm not a Buddhist. I follow what's good and wise from Judaism and Christianity.
Re: She Saw Jesus by advocatejare(m): 12:56pm On Sep 02
KnownUnknown:


So when Moses wasn’t busy performing magic tricks with his walking stick like turning water into blood, he was busy fighting rocks and stones. Lmao at “excessive beating”.
Are you an atheist?
Re: She Saw Jesus by DeepSight(m): 1:26pm On Sep 02
KnownUnknown:


If this “Being or Beings” exist, I have to say they have a wonderful sense of humor. DeepSight understands what I mean.


It's cosmic masturbation bro.
Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 3:00pm On Sep 02
DeepSight:


It's cosmic masturbation bro.

A big jerk-off.
Re: She Saw Jesus by MindHacker9009(m): 4:57pm On Sep 02
KnownUnknown:

Cars are not conscious or self aware organisms so the analogy falls flat. I don’t know what nothing is, I only know what is and that is the universe that I am a temporarily, conscious and self aware, part of. Whether there are “Being or Beings” beyond us is not something I can speak of although I do have ideas based on decades of experiencing and observing existence. Humans are indeed a part of the larger system called the universe.

You might as well say cars and robots were not made they just come into existence by themselves.
Re: She Saw Jesus by KnownUnknown: 5:42pm On Sep 02
MindHacker9009:


You might as well say car and robots were not made they just come into existence by themselves.

Why would I say that when only leprechauns and unicorns come into existence by themselves?
Re: She Saw Jesus by 1Sharon(f): 6:19pm On Sep 02
AntiChristian:


Where is the evidence Jesus raised Lazarus?

Where's the evidence Jesus turned water to wine?

Where's the evidence Jesus fed thousands with meagre fish and bread loaf?

Where's the evidence Jesus heal the blind?

Where is the evidence mohameed flew on a horse to La-la land?

Oga, you're no different to him. So turn those questions to yourself.
Re: She Saw Jesus by 1Sharon(f): 6:21pm On Sep 02
advocatejare:

Like the man who lied to you that stone went a way with the clothes of Moses and that Moses flogged the stone and even left marks of beating on it. Oro asiwere grin

Sahih al-Bukhari 278
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet (ﷺ) Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, 'By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.' So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, "My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, 'By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

What? 😂

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