arantess:

nwa ekwensu

who dash you anambra?

Ina ekwu ihe mkpofui

strangest:
Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!"

Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK!

Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior.

Scene 2:

Dangote: I need Crude Oil.

NNPC: We cannot give you.

Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply.

NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement.

Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement.

NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly.

Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta.

NNPC: (No comment)

Act 3, Scene 1:

NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira.

Dangote: Thank you

Act 4, Scene 1:

NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply.

NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost.

NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol.

Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔).

Scene 2:

Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol?

FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes.

Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment

Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔

NNPC: FEC will decide.

Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt?

NNPC: We will find ways.

Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Hmm 🤔

WE WATCH! 😊

Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it!

Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst

Copy and paste.

C

We're is the north ? Shouldn't we have a Southern Nigeria already.. my opinion tho .

See dibu former jamb registrar wey over chop money

Where are the northerners?

Tjra:
Yoruba Amaka

Una sabi book no be small

Yoruba ajoka

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ppogba:


So,
Medicine
Psychiatry
Paediatrics
Public health are not part of the medical sciences.?

You can never disappoint.

Considering Igbos came to the education field 50 years late... They have an impressive achievement... I honestly expected all to be yorubas

What we should be talking today is present day professors and their state of origin

Racoon:
Meanwhile;


Igbos blazing the trail from antiquity demonstrating academic excellence among equals.

You guys and your pathetic attempts to rewrite history

Kenneth Dike is the first Professor of History not the first professor in Nigeria

EyeCumInPeace:
Northern Nigeria would have featured if there was Professorship in fields of Banditry and Boko Haram.

behave and behave , get a new sense for yourself

ppogba:


Copy and paste.

Quote...

Kenobsky:
Yoruba of yesterday has bright brain proffs.
Their blood is so precious that when you marry their daughters your children will be so intelligent.

But today the case is reverse,this present day Yoruba their blood is full of Agbo.
They hardly reason now no inttelects like before only Agberos full everywhere.

And the present Igbos are full of IPOB terrorists/cannibals, drugs dealers and obirodent miscreants. Get sense Mr. Osu.

K

KNOW YOUR FIRST NIGERIAN PROFESSORS

1. First Nigerian Professor of History ~ Prof Kenneth Dike (From Awka, Anambra).
2. First Nigerian Professor of Philosophy ~ Prof Olubi Sodipo (From Ilishan-Remo, Ogun state).
3. First Nigerian Professor of Linguistic ~ Prof Ayo Bamgbose (From Ogun State).
4. First Nigerian Professor of French Language ~ Prof Evans.
5. First Nigerian Professor of Arabic language and Islamic studies ~ Prof M.O.A Abdul (Ijebu Ode, Ogun State).
6. First Nigerian Professor of Yoruba and African Literature ~ Prof Wande Abimbola (From Oyo, Oyo State).
7. First Nigerian Professor of Music ~ Prof. Lazarus Ekwueme (From Oko, Anambra state).
8. First Nigerian Professor of Theatre and Arts ~ Prof Joel Adeyinka Adedeji (Esa Oke, Osun State).
9. First Professor of Mass Communication in Nigeria ~ Prof Alfred Opubor (Nigerian-Cotonou).
10. First Nigerian Professor of Library and Information Science ~ Prof Mrs Adetoun Ogunsheye.
11. First Nigerian Professor of Education ~ Prof. Aliu Babatunde 'Babs' Fafunwa (Isale Eko, Lagos State).
12. First Nigerian Professor of Physical Education ~ Prof. M. Oluwafemi Ajisafe (Ekiti State).
13. First Nigerian Professor of Tests and Measurement ~ Prof. Dibu Ojerinde (Igboho, Oyo State).
14. First Nigerian Professor of Law ~ Prof Teslim Olawale Elias (Lagos State)
15. First Nigerian Professor of Agriculture ~ Prof. Victor Adenuga Oyenuga (Ijebu Ife, Ogun state).
16. First Nigerian Professor of Animal Science ~ Prof. Gabriel. M. Babatunde (Afijio, Oyo State).
17. First Nigeria Professor of Forestry ~ Professor Kolade Adeyoju (Ijan-Ekiti, Ekiti State).
18. First Nigerian professor of clinical pharmacy ~ Prof. Nzebunwa Aguwa (Eke-Nguru, IMO State).
19. First Nigerian Professor of Medicine ~ Prof. Theophilus Ogunlesi (Sagamu, Ogun State).
20. First Nigerian Professor of Nursing ~ Prof (Mrs). Elfrida. O. Adebo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).
21. First Nigerian Professor of Physiotherapy ~ Prof. Vincent C. B. Nwuga (Asaba, Delta State).
22. First Nigerian Professor of Anatomy ~ Prof. Thomas Adesanya Grillo (Lagos State).
23. First Nigerian Professor of Physiology ~ HRH Prof. Joseph Chike Edozien (Asaba, Delta State).
24. First Nigerian Professor of psychiatry ~ Prof. Thomas Adeoye Lambo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).
25. First Nigerian Professor of public health ~ Prof. Oladele Ajose (Lagos state).
26. First Nigerian Professor of Nutrition ~ Prof Babatunde Oguntona.
27. First Nigerian Professor of Paediatrics ~ Prof Olikoye Ransome-Kuti (Abeokuta, Ogun State).
28. First Nigerian Professor of Botany ~ Prof. Eni Njoku (Ohafia, Abia State).
29. First Nigerian Professor of Physics ~ Prof. Muyiwa Awe (Esie, Kwara State).
30. First Nigerian Professor of statistics ~ Prof. Nwoue Adichie "Chinamada's dad (Abba, Anambra).
31. First Nigerian Professor of Mathematics ~ Prof. Chike Obi (Anambra State).
32. First Nigerian Professor of Geology ~ Prof. Mosobolaje O. Oyawoye (Offa, Kwara State).
33. First Nigerian Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof. Olu Longe.
34. First Nigerian Professor of Chemistry ~ Prof. Stephen Oluwole Awokoya (Awa-Ijebu, Ogun state).
35. First Nigerian Professor of Architecture ~ Prof. Ekundayo Adeyemi (Iyin-Ekiti, Ekiti State).
36. First Nigerian Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. Adepoju Onibokun (Iwoye-Ijesha, Osun State).
37. First Nigerian Professor of Estate Management ~ Prof. John. A. Umeh (Nnobi, Anambra State).
38. First Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Micheal A. Adeyemo (Irun-Akoko, Ondo State)
39. First Nigerian Professor of Marketing ~ Prof. Julius Onuorah Onah (Orba, Enugu State).
40. First Nigerian Professor of Insurance ~ Prof. Joseph. O. Irukwu (Eteem, Abia State).
41. First Nigerian Professor of Chemical Engineering ~ Prof. Sikiru A. Sanni (Ibadan, Oyo State).
42. First Nigerian Professor of Industrial Engineering ~ Prof. David. E. Osifo (Benin-city, Edo State).
43. First Nigerian Professor of Civil Engineering ~ Prof. Ifedayo O. Oladapo (Ondo, Ondo State).
44. First Nigerian Professor of Petroleum Engineering ~ Prof. Gabriel Kayode Falade
45. First Nigerian Professor of Mining Engineering ~ Prof. Zacheus Opafunso (Ede, Osun State).
46. First Nigerian Professor of Public Health Engineering ~ Prof. Paul Aibinuola Oluwande.
47. First Nigerian Professor of Geography ~ Prof. Akin Mobogunje (Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State)
48. First Nigerian Professor of Psychology ~ Prof. Dennis Ugwuegbu (Orlu, Imo State).

FEMALE FIRSTS: First Female Academicians ~ Aim of collecting this is to promote girl child Education.
1. First Nigerian Female Professor ever ~ Prof. (Mrs) Felicia Adetoun Ogunsheye.
2. First Nigerian Female Professor of Law ~ Prof (Mrs) Jadesola Olayinka Akande.
3. First Nigerian Female Professor of History ~ Prof. (Mrs) Bolanle Awe.
4. First Nigerian Female Professor of Pharmacy ~ Prof. (Mrs) Babalola Chinedum Peace.
5. First Nigerian Female Professor of Psychiatry ~ Prof. (Mrs) Olayinka Omigbodun.
6. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mass Communication ~ Prof. (Mrs) Chinyere Stella Okunna.
7. First Female Physics Professor in Africa ~ Prof. (Mrs) Deborah Ajakaye.
8. First Female Professor of Chemistry in Nigeria ~ Prof. (Mrs) Modupe Ogunlesi.
9. First Nigerian Female Professor of Quantity Surveying in Africa ~ Prof Olubola Babalola.
10. First female Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Jane Ande.
11. First Female professor of physiotherapy in Africa ~ Prof. Arinola O. Sanya.
12. First Female Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof Adenike Osofisan.
13. First female professor of Chemical Engineering in Nigeria ~Professor (Mrs) P.K. Igbokwe
14. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mathematics Education ~ Prof. (Mrs). Grace Allele-Williams.
15. First Female Professor of Animal Breeding & Genetics in Nigeria~Prof. Adebambo Ayoka.O. Ayoka-Olufunmilayo
16. First Female Professor of Yoruba Studies in the world ~ Prof. (Mrs). Omotayo Olutoye
17. First Female Professor of Agriculture in Nigeria and First Female Professor of Agricultural Economics in Africa ~ Professor (Mrs) Tomilayo O. Adekanye.
18. First Nigerian Female Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. (Mrs). Ogbazi Joy Ukamaka.

#Youneedtoknow

Racoon:
Great men and women from many fronts of academic disciplines. Bravo!

Your information is incomplete ?
Why didn't you include women part ?

FEMALE FIRSTS: First Female Academicians ~ Aim of collecting this is to promote girl child Education.
1. First Nigerian Female Professor ever ~ Prof. (Mrs) Felicia Adetoun Ogunsheye.
2. First Nigerian Female Professor of Law ~ Prof (Mrs) Jadesola Olayinka Akande.
3. First Nigerian Female Professor of History ~ Prof. (Mrs) Bolanle Awe.
4. First Nigerian Female Professor of Pharmacy ~ Prof. (Mrs) Babalola Chinedum Peace.
5. First Nigerian Female Professor of Psychiatry ~ Prof. (Mrs) Olayinka Omigbodun.
6. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mass Communication ~ Prof. (Mrs) Chinyere Stella Okunna.
7. First Female Physics Professor in Africa ~ Prof. (Mrs) Deborah Ajakaye.
8. First Female Professor of Chemistry in Nigeria ~ Prof. (Mrs) Modupe Ogunlesi.
9. First Nigerian Female Professor of Quantity Surveying in Africa ~ Prof Olubola Babalola.
10. First female Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Jane Ande.
11. First Female professor of physiotherapy in Africa ~ Prof. Arinola O. Sanya.
12. First Female Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof Adenike Osofisan.
13. First female professor of Chemical Engineering in Nigeria ~Professor (Mrs) P.K. Igbokwe
14. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mathematics Education ~ Prof. (Mrs). Grace Allele-Williams.
15. First Female Professor of Animal Breeding & Genetics in Nigeria~Prof. Adebambo Ayoka.O. Ayoka-Olufunmilayo
16. First Female Professor of Yoruba Studies in the world ~ Prof. (Mrs). Omotayo Olutoye
17. First Female Professor of Agriculture in Nigeria and First Female Professor of Agricultural Economics in Africa ~ Professor (Mrs) Tomilayo O. Adekanye.
18. First Nigerian Female Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. (Mrs). Ogbazi Joy Ukamaka.

#Youneedtoknow

Prof Mosobalaje Oyawo was infact the first Professor of Geology in the whole of Africa

GreenSplash:
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Before I got this job, life is so tough but I thank God for everything.

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Thanks and God bless.

My phone is faulty beyond repair so I am unavailable, else I will have dropped my number.
I borrowed someone's phone where I work to type this on Nairaland.

But I am on duty at my work place from 7am till 7pm.

post with your original account and quote me

Prof Mosobalaje Oyawoye

Kenobsky:
Yoruba of yesterday has bright brain proffs.
Their blood is so precious that when you marry their daughters your children will be so intelligent.

But today the case is reverse,this present day Yoruba their blood is full of Agbo.
They hardly reason now no inttelects like before only Agberos full everywhere.

Your generation can never match Yoruba in intellect, check any field in Nigeria , Banking, Finance, ICT, Industry, entertainment and see who lead and dominate the field if not Yoruba. If we are still not showing intellect like that it just mean your intelligence is not even enough to comprehend what intellect is

Racoon:
Great men and women from many fronts of academic disciplines. Bravo!

Yoruba dominates followed by Igbo..

Northerners are absent because quota system was not involved. These people have been setting us backward..
When it comes to competence...they always trail..

They are bane to Nigeria development

omo see the difference ,now where are the northerners?

Emeritus Prof J. A. Umeh is a wonderful man.
Hopefully he will be home this ember month make I go visit am again.

PureFace1:



Your generation can never match Yoruba in intellect, check any field in Nigeria , Banking, Finance, ICT, Industry, entertainment and see who lead and dominate the field if not Yoruba. If we are still not showing intellect like that it just mean your intelligence is not even enough to comprehend what intellect is

This small banter your preek don stand abi.
I am a Yoruba of yesterday, you are of today so keep enjoying your Agbo

LegendHero:


Who dash Prof. Dike first professor in Nigeria? Ona no even sabi do propaganda.

Where you put Prof. Ajose who is the true first Nigerian professor?

This thread was created to propagate propaganda like that, he didn't even include the Female parts because he knew it also belong to Yoruba

PureFace1:


This thread is created to propagate propaganda like that, he didn't even include the Female parts because he knew it also belong to Yoruba

Even on the said thread, Yoruba clearly outnumber any other ethnic group.

Racoon how far? Why don’t lie about the first professor?

MEEVEET:

Considering Igbos came to the education field 50 years late... They have an impressive achievement... I honestly expected all to be yorubas

What we should be talking today is present day professors and their state of origin

but same yorubas dominated over 80% of the list,Abi nah another list I read
Incase you missed it on front page,this is it again


1). First Nigerian Professor of History ~ Prof Kenneth Dike ( From Awka, Anambra).

-2). First Nigerian Professor of Philosophy ~ Prof Olubi Sodipo (From Ilishan-Remo, Ogun state).

-3). First Nigerian Professor of Linguistic ~ Prof Ayo Bamgbose (From Oyo, Oyo State).

-4). First Nigerian Professor of French Language ~ Prof Evans.
First Nigerian Professor of Arabic and Islamic Language ~ Prof M.O.A Abdul (Ijebu Ode, Ogun State).

-5). First Nigerian Professor of Yoruba and African Literature ~ Prof Wande Abimbola (From Oyo, Oyo State).

-6). First Nigerian Professor of Music ~ Prof. Lazarus Ekwueme (From Oko, Anambra state).

-7). First Nigerian Professor of Theatre and Arts ~ Prof Joel Adeyinka Adedeji (State of Origin Unknown).

-8 ). First Professor of Mass Communication in Nigeria ~ Prof Alfred Opubor (Nigerian-Cotonou).

-9). First Nigerian Professor of Library and Information Science ~ Prof Mrs Adetoun Ogunsheye.

-10). First Nigerian Professor of Education ~ Prof. Aliu Babs Fafunwa (Isale Eko, Lagos State).

-11). First Nigerian Professor of Physical Education ~ Prof. M. Oluwafemi Ajisafe (Ekiti State).

-12). First Nigerian Professor of Tests and Measurement ~ Prof. Dibu Ojerinde (Igboho, Oyo State).

-13). First Nigerian Professor of Law ~ Prof Teslim Olawale Elias (Lagos State)

-14). First Nigerian Professor of Agriculture ~ Prof. Victor Adenuga Oyenuga (Ijebu, Ogun state).

-15). First Nigerian Professor of Animal Science ~ Prof. Gabriel. M. Babatunde (Afijio, Oyo State).

-16). First Nigeria Professor of Forestry ~ Professor Kolade Adeyoju (Ijan-Ekiti, Ekiti State).

-17). First Nigerian professor of clinical pharmacy ~ Prof. Nzebunwa Aguwa (Eke-Nguru, IMO State).

-18). First Nigerian Professor of Medicine ~ Prof. Theophius Ogunlesi (Sagamu, Ogun State).

-19). First Nigerian Professor of Nursing ~ Prof (Mrs). Elfrida. O. Adebo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).

-20). First Nigerian Professor of Physiotherapy ~ Prof. Vincent C. B. Nwuga (Asaba, Delta State).

-21). First Nigerian Professor of Anatomy ~ Prof. Thomas Adesanya Grillo (Lagos State).

-22). First Nigerian Professor of Physiology ~ HRH Prof. Joseph Chike Edozien (Asaba, Delta State).

-23). First Nigerian Professor of psychiatry ~ Prof. Thomas Adeoye Lambo ( Abeokuta, Ogun State).

-24). First Nigerian Professor of public health ~ Prof. Oladele Ajose (Lagos state).

-25). First Nigerian Professor of Nutrition ~ Prof Babatunde Oguntona.

-26). First Nigerian Professor of Paediatrics ~ Prof Olikoye Ransome-Kuti (Abeokuta, Ogun State).

-27). First Nigerian Professor of Botany ~ Prof. Eni Njoku (Ohafia, Abia State).

-28). First Nigerian Professor of Physics ~ Prof. Muyiwa Awe (Esie, Kwara State).

-29). First Nigerian Professor of statistics ~ Prof. Nwoue Adichie "Chinamada's dad (Abba, Anambra).

-30). First Nigerian Professor of Mathematics ~ Prof. Chike Obi (Anambra State).

-31). First Nigerian Professor of Geology ~ Prof. Mosobolaje O. Oyawoye (Offa, Kwara State).

-32). First Nigerian Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof. Olu Longe.

-33). First Nigerian Professor of Chemistry ~ Prof. Stephen Oluwole Awokoya (Awa-Ijebu, Ogun state).

-34). First Nigerian Professor Of Architecture ~ Prof. Ekundayo Adeyemi (Iyin-Ekiti, Ekiti State).

-35). First Nigerian Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. Adepoju Onibokun(Iwoye-Ijesha, Osun State).

-36). First Nigerian Professor of Estate Management ~ Prof. John. A. Umeh (Nnobi, Anambra State).

-37). First Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Micheal A. Adeyemo (Irun-Akoko, Ondo State)

-38). First Nigerian Professor of Marketing ~ Prof. Julius Onuorah Onah (Orba, Enugu State).

-39). First Nigerian Professor of Insurance ~ Prof. Joseph. O. Irukwu (Eteem, Abia State).

-40). First Nigerian Professor of Chemical Engineering ~ Prof. Sikiru A. Sanni (Ibadan, Oyo State).

-41). First Nigerian Professor of Industrial Engineering ~ Prof. David. E. Osifo (Benin-city, Edo State).

-42). First Nigerian Professor of Civil Engineering ~ Prof. Ifedayo O. Oladapo ( Ondo, Ondo State).

-43). First Nigerian Professor of Petroleum Engineering ~ Prof. Gabriel Kayode Falade

-44). First Nigerian Professor of Mining Engineering ~ Prof. Zacheus Opafunso (Ede, Osun State).

-45). First Nigerian Professor of Public Health Engineering ~ Prof. Paul Aibinuola Oluwande.

-46). First Nigerian Professor of Geography ~ Prof. Akin Mobogunje (Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State)

-47). First Nigerian Professor of Psychology ~ Prof. Dennis Ugwuegbu (Orlu, Imo State).

spagettiluv:
but same yorubas dominated over 80% of the list,Abi nah another list I read

lol they just want to make themselves happy. No mind the guy.

LegendHero:


Even on the said thread, Yoruba clearly outnumber any other ethnic group.

yeah but all the professor listed were all males as if women didn't contribute, it is not fair to women. It is like creating a list full of female professors how would the men reading it feel ?