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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:18am On Sep 22
The mumu fairytales in your buybull would not have seen the light of day in a world with video cameras.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by AllTrades217: 10:19am On Sep 22
Lol this sample image is ridiculous angry anyway, I’m an unbeliever, it’s just hilarious worshiping someone you haven’t seen but claim you feel grin I buy chime funds, I buy all cryptocurrencies at the best rate, I sell Google voice and Esim, I buy cashapp and PayPal funds at awesome rate. Zero eight zero sixty eight seventy eight forty five thirty three.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:19am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

Receive sense!

Same to you cheesy

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by MrBroke(m): 10:21am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

You think say you wise?
Cosmos Maduka, one of ya countries richest folks dey preach. Who are you?

Whether you're being sarcastic or not, he's indeed one.

Money is not wisdom. Someone can be rich and stupid and someone else can be poor and filled with wisdom

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:22am On Sep 22
felaismyhero:
Nonsense stories like this show that either the events didn't happen on Earth; they probably happened in another world of superhuman aliens, or they are myths. There's no mysterious story or miracle that has been repeated in our time. I do not believe that Jesus ever existed as a human being; that was actually the big issue that first split the church.
It is likely that a historical Jesus existed, but all the magic he allegedly did is fabrication.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:25am On Sep 22
chukskafor:
Your illustration picture ko join ni, it was whale that swallowed and transport Jonah to Niniveh and not shark as you posted.
FYI, sharks don't swallow whole, they bite and divides into shreds......do your research properly.
You should do your own research and know that there is no whale that can swallow a full grown man.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by chukskafor(m): 10:29am On Sep 22
ReacherSaidNoth:
You should do your own research and know that there is no whale that can swallow a full grown man.
Ibu mpama, inwa anwa quote m again, njanja na njanja avochie gi anya.
Argue with your phone

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:29am On Sep 22
MrBroke:


Money is not wisdom. Someone can be rich and stupid and someone else can be poor and filled with wisdom
We are not debating money and wisdom here. We are debating salvation which the rich also saw and embraced. Don't be a foól like OKCornel.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Kukutenla: 10:30am On Sep 22
AntiChristian:
All I'm seeing is "I'm chosen who are you"?

Nonsense!

Jonah and Jesus are God's chosen!
But Muhammad also claimed to be chosen
Abi which kind hypocrite be dis?!
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:31am On Sep 22
chukskafor:
Ibu mpama, inwa anwa quote m again, njanja na njanja avochie go anya.
Argue with your phone
I'm sorry, I don't speak idiotese.
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:31am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

We are not debating money and wisdom here. We are debating salvation which the rich also saw and embraced. Don't be a foól like MY FATHER.

Fixed smiley
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Franking: 10:32am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

You think say you wise?
Cosmos Maduka, one of ya countries richest folks dey preach. Who are you?

Whether you're being sarcastic or not, he's indeed one.

Carry your tale by moonlight stories to children who will believe them.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Kukutenla: 10:32am On Sep 22
AntiChristian:


Pedophilia is not a sin in any scripture! And some of your generations would also be a culprit of it. But I don't know how far you fit see!
Eehn!! Lying islamist. Pedophilia is a sin o
Even in Islam, the lady must consent to the marriage. How can a child consent to marriage?
Did Aisha consent to marriage with Muhammad? Muhammad statutorily raped her!! If Muhammad was alive today, he'll be in jail for four counts of rape, pedophilia, child molestation and sexual assault
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:33am On Sep 22
OkCornel:


Fixed!
Madwoman don thief your hair. Naso your life go dey spoil dey go. You think you can play dirty by abusing fathers when you v a father. Your mumu too much. Your real father yansh!
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:35am On Sep 22
Franking:


Carry your tale by moonlight stories to children who will believe them.
You be child naa. Receive sense!
Why not dig up facts before embarrassing ya lineage!

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:35am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

Madwoman don thief my hair. Naso my life go dey spoil dey go. I think I can play dirty by abusing fathers when I don’t have a father. My mumu too much. MY REAL FATHER YANSH!

Awww, just see how you’re displaying the love of God on this thread.

So touching cheesy

Fixed your comment for you again anyways smiley

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:40am On Sep 22
OkCornel:


Awww, just see how you’re displaying the love of God on this thread.

So touching cheesy

Fixed your comment for you again anyways smiley

You're a madman that needs cane.
Don't blame me, blame ya illness!

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Praise19(m): 10:41am On Sep 22
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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:41am On Sep 22
AntiChristian:


Sense?

How do you define the sense in this?

Christianity in the mud all the time!
Mudboy, you've always been in the mud.
Sense Boku there. What we are saying is stop doing like an unfortunate cursed nigga going against things ordaninedyby Allah.
Repent. Stop the dislike for Christianity. It's all over ya posts on this forum to the extent that you carried terrorists matters for head. Probably you're a member of one of them.
Receive one nuke!

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:43am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

I’m a madman that needs cane.
Don't blame me, blame my illness!

Hahaha e pain am grin

What a Christian you are typing this from your church on Sunday. The irony… buhahaha
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by chukskafor(m): 10:45am On Sep 22
ReacherSaidNoth:
You should do your own research and know that there is no whale that can swallow a full grown man.
Kid, since you just concerned yourself with a fragment of information you just meet at the first page of google as you enquired, you were so versed on calling me out without properly making your research, let me help you a bit, have you ever heard of the word "SPERM WHALE" before? Kindly check below 👇👇

NB: check out the marked narrative

Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:45am On Sep 22
OkCornel:


Hahaha e pain am grin

What a Christian you are typing this from your church on Sunday. The irony… buhahaha
Mumuboy! You're a learner in trolling.
You ll learn today.
Your mama totó

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by enemyofprogress: 10:47am On Sep 22
Dat story get as e be. Mynd44 told me that it wasn't true
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:51am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

Mumuboy! I’m a learner in trolling.
I’ll learn today.
My mama totó

Awwwn, was that your Pastor’s sermon today? cheesy

Your church is making Christianity proud.

We are observing, speak some more.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by felaismyhero(m): 10:51am On Sep 22
ReacherSaidNoth:
It is likely that a historical Jesus existed, but all the magic he allegedly did is fabrication.
You have a point. There have also been many ‘other Jesus'. So, I'll be more specific and say that; the Jesus who was born in a manger, lived in Egypt for some time, was allegedly baptized by a certain John the Baptist, supposedly raised the dead and healed the sick, died on a cross/pole but later arose cannot be a human figure. If he is; then we must also admit that Mithras, Osiris are human too. Interestingly, there's a lot of similarities in their lives and that of Jesus.

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:53am On Sep 22
chukskafor:
Kid, since you just concerned yourself with a fragment of information you just meet at the first page of google as you enquired, you were so versed on calling me out without properly making your research, let me help you a bit, have you ever heard of the word "SPERM WHALE" before? Kindly check below 👇👇

NB: check out the marked narrative
Dumbass, so you think the thin line of "technically" makes you correct inspite of everything else grin
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by owolabi5: 10:53am On Sep 22
cheesy
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:55am On Sep 22
OkCornel:


Awwwn, was that your Pastor’s sermon today? cheesy

Your church is making Christianity proud.

We are observing, speak some more.
You dey craze. We dey observe you too.
You wey get uncouth mouth dey look for soft landing. You deserve pepper on your bruised body!
Cry harder!

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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Treasure17(m): 10:56am On Sep 22
If na me I go post too. You want me to miss out on Elon musk money?
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by k2money(m): 10:56am On Sep 22
chukskafor:
Your illustration picture ko join ni, it was whale that swallowed and transport Jonah to Niniveh and not shark as you posted.
FYI, sharks don't swallow whole, they bite and divides into shreds......do your research properly.
Stop posting misleading information like the one below 👇👇
You too do your research properly.
Stop posting misleading information, whales truth can't swallow human.
Sperm whales can swallow human but how he take breath?
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Glimpsetv: 10:57am On Sep 22
Happy Sunday men and brethren.


See also - Moment lady Harasses Street Preacher for Preaching Against Homosexualities:

https://www.nairaland.com/8219918/moment-lady-harasses-street-preacher
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:58am On Sep 22
Padipadi:

I dey craze. We dey observe you too.
Me wey get uncouth mouth dey look for soft landing. I deserve pepper on my bruised body!
Cry harder!

Awww, an awesome display of God’s love 🥰
A display of Nigerian Christianity at its finest.

Oya talk more rubbish, you’re entertaining me. cheesy

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