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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:18am On Sep 22 |
The mumu fairytales in your buybull would not have seen the light of day in a world with video cameras. 4 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by AllTrades217: 10:19am On Sep 22 |
Lol this sample image is ridiculous anyway, I’m an unbeliever, it’s just hilarious worshiping someone you haven’t seen but claim you feel I buy chime funds, I buy all cryptocurrencies at the best rate, I sell Google voice and Esim, I buy cashapp and PayPal funds at awesome rate. Zero eight zero sixty eight seventy eight forty five thirty three. 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:19am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Same to you 1 Like
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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by MrBroke(m): 10:21am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Money is not wisdom. Someone can be rich and stupid and someone else can be poor and filled with wisdom 3 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:22am On Sep 22 |
felaismyhero:It is likely that a historical Jesus existed, but all the magic he allegedly did is fabrication. 4 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:25am On Sep 22 |
chukskafor:You should do your own research and know that there is no whale that can swallow a full grown man. 2 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by chukskafor(m): 10:29am On Sep 22 |
ReacherSaidNoth:Ibu mpama, inwa anwa quote m again, njanja na njanja avochie gi anya. Argue with your phone 1 Like
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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:29am On Sep 22 |
MrBroke:We are not debating money and wisdom here. We are debating salvation which the rich also saw and embraced. Don't be a foól like OKCornel. 2 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Kukutenla: 10:30am On Sep 22 |
AntiChristian:But Muhammad also claimed to be chosen Abi which kind hypocrite be dis?! |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:31am On Sep 22 |
chukskafor:I'm sorry, I don't speak idiotese. |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:31am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Fixed |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Franking: 10:32am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Carry your tale by moonlight stories to children who will believe them. 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Kukutenla: 10:32am On Sep 22 |
AntiChristian:Eehn!! Lying islamist. Pedophilia is a sin o Even in Islam, the lady must consent to the marriage. How can a child consent to marriage? Did Aisha consent to marriage with Muhammad? Muhammad statutorily raped her!! If Muhammad was alive today, he'll be in jail for four counts of rape, pedophilia, child molestation and sexual assault |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:33am On Sep 22 |
OkCornel:Madwoman don thief your hair. Naso your life go dey spoil dey go. You think you can play dirty by abusing fathers when you v a father. Your mumu too much. Your real father yansh! |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:35am On Sep 22 |
Franking:You be child naa. Receive sense! Why not dig up facts before embarrassing ya lineage! 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:35am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Awww, just see how you’re displaying the love of God on this thread. So touching Fixed your comment for you again anyways 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:40am On Sep 22 |
OkCornel:You're a madman that needs cane. Don't blame me, blame ya illness! 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Praise19(m): 10:41am On Sep 22 |
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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:41am On Sep 22 |
AntiChristian:Mudboy, you've always been in the mud. Sense Boku there. What we are saying is stop doing like an unfortunate cursed nigga going against things ordaninedyby Allah. Repent. Stop the dislike for Christianity. It's all over ya posts on this forum to the extent that you carried terrorists matters for head. Probably you're a member of one of them. Receive one nuke! 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:43am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Hahaha e pain am What a Christian you are typing this from your church on Sunday. The irony… buhahaha |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by chukskafor(m): 10:45am On Sep 22 |
ReacherSaidNoth:Kid, since you just concerned yourself with a fragment of information you just meet at the first page of google as you enquired, you were so versed on calling me out without properly making your research, let me help you a bit, have you ever heard of the word "SPERM WHALE" before? Kindly check below 👇👇 NB: check out the marked narrative
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Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:45am On Sep 22 |
OkCornel:Mumuboy! You're a learner in trolling. You ll learn today. Your mama totó 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by enemyofprogress: 10:47am On Sep 22 |
Dat story get as e be. Mynd44 told me that it wasn't true |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:51am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Awwwn, was that your Pastor’s sermon today? Your church is making Christianity proud. We are observing, speak some more. 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by felaismyhero(m): 10:51am On Sep 22 |
ReacherSaidNoth:You have a point. There have also been many ‘other Jesus'. So, I'll be more specific and say that; the Jesus who was born in a manger, lived in Egypt for some time, was allegedly baptized by a certain John the Baptist, supposedly raised the dead and healed the sick, died on a cross/pole but later arose cannot be a human figure. If he is; then we must also admit that Mithras, Osiris are human too. Interestingly, there's a lot of similarities in their lives and that of Jesus. 2 Likes |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:53am On Sep 22 |
chukskafor:Dumbass, so you think the thin line of "technically" makes you correct inspite of everything else |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by owolabi5: 10:53am On Sep 22 |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Padipadi: 10:55am On Sep 22 |
OkCornel:You dey craze. We dey observe you too. You wey get uncouth mouth dey look for soft landing. You deserve pepper on your bruised body! Cry harder! 1 Like |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Treasure17(m): 10:56am On Sep 22 |
If na me I go post too. You want me to miss out on Elon musk money? |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by k2money(m): 10:56am On Sep 22 |
chukskafor:You too do your research properly. Stop posting misleading information, whales truth can't swallow human. Sperm whales can swallow human but how he take breath? |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by Glimpsetv: 10:57am On Sep 22 |
Happy Sunday men and brethren. See also - Moment lady Harasses Street Preacher for Preaching Against Homosexualities: https://www.nairaland.com/8219918/moment-lady-harasses-street-preacher |
Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by OkCornel(m): 10:58am On Sep 22 |
Padipadi: Awww, an awesome display of God’s love 🥰 A display of Nigerian Christianity at its finest. Oya talk more rubbish, you’re entertaining me. |
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