dontrulee:
You try..
Nice, seamless and flawless write up.
Is it real or fiction?

CandyOps:
Sunday, 22nd September 2024...

CandyOps woke up as early as 6.15am. it was a cool windy morning and the birds can be heard chirping away from a distance.

The sky was clear and buckets of dull clouds floated lazily with a purple hue racing across the early morning skies.

CandyOps sat on his bed bare chested, mentally taking in the fresh morning breeze and lovely morning view from his bedside window as he made up his mind to attend church service that day.

Normally, people go to church with different prayer points in mind.

Some may go for God's blessings on their business, family or a particular favor. To others it's just a weekly routine.

Well... As for CandyOps, the only prayer point he had in mind as he sat on his bed staring into the empty morning skyline was to meet some new girls in church.

..and also to manifest 100 million naira before this time next year (story for another day)

CandyOps was tired of all his old female friends... and needed some new ones.

I dragged my lazy dreamy-ass out of bed and hit my in-house gym. Did some 10mins meditation & 10 mins stretching to warm up.

I loaded my barbells up with a total of 90kg weights on both ends and set my music player on my Spotify to 'workout' playlist.

I started off with a quick burst of 10 reps in 3 sets of bent over rows to max out my back muscles.

Then switched to 4 sets in 10 reps of standing military overhead barbell press. Before ending it with 10 reps of front squats and 10 of back squats 2 sets each.

Feeling so pumped and sweaty... I took a cold shower with Future's We Still Don't Trust You blazing on a low volume on the stereo.

Got prepped up and hit the roads to the church. It was a smooth 7 mins drive.

Normally, I dey always come late for Sunday service no matter how early I try to be. So I had to stay at the back as the pews were all filled up as it was the 8.30am service mass.

I had to target that specifically because its the most attended family mass service.

I was looking fly as usual. In my peach coloured free flowing 2-piece jumper. The trousers was free-flowing styled like a palazzo.

CandyOps wasn't just looking breathtaking but also smelt like I was dipped in whipped vanilla cream. Mmmm!

Normally, I had slapped on some Sugar Baby oil perf on and masked it with Blooming Florasion by Miniso.

Top notes are Mandarin, Elemi and Orange Blossom. Middle notes are Jasmine, Iris and Plum. Base notes are Patchouli, Vanilla, Praline and Musk. Plus a bit of olive and ginger top notes on the Blooming EDT... a.k.a the boy was fire and smelt edible!

I was also dorning a clear transparent eyeglasses with circular frames. That type Burna wears but not the dark shades.

... yada yada yada.

Back to church, before I got carried away by how hot I was in church (I couldn't help it)

So I was late and the 2nd reading was being read. I had to stand or sit on a makeshift chair all through the service. I wasn't all comfy so I left the building and strolled to the back of the church where there was a cool shade to stretch my legs and give my eyes the opportunity to wander at the beauties in the presence of God.

I was on my own jejely, maintaining steeze and keeping composure waiting for the mass to end to make my move on a pretty damsel standing behind me when I noticed a rather slender tall pretty fair chick casually walking towards me.

She looked 5' 10" but could easily pass as a 6 footer cos she had heels on 👠

She was dressed in all those Indian women 3 piece chiffon dresses with trousers and a matching long free-flowing boyfriend jacket. With a veil to partly cover her face.

Hmmm...
I observed her as she was approaching. She had a hand fan above her head to block out the sun rays from hitting her face.

She walked up to my direction and stood like 1 feet away from me. I just say be like God sabi my prayer point today 🙏

As she just dey walka come stop for my side, I no even waste 1 second...

"This one that Hajia came to church today. Hope all is why?" I said.

She turned towards my direction and I was wearing a sly smile on my face to let her know I was actually speaking to her. A.k.a my game face

She let out a hearty laugh blocking her dentition with the hand fan... and we started talking. And when she spoke... OMG!

Her accent was laced with the typical sing-song tone that comes with Hausa language being a mother tongue. And she spoke so gracefully I could have sworn it sounded like a siren calling to my soul from deep within.

I told her she looked amazingly cute in her choice of dressing and I teased her more about her cologne because I could catch I whimp of it.

As she engaged CandyOps in a convoy I kinda leaned back a little making her come closer in other to close in on the space (psychological move to make her come closer to me physically)

I repeated this at interval and she kept on closing in on the space between us. (Indications of high enough interest)


As we dey talk I noticed the other girl behind me that I was eyeing before was kinda disappointed lol.


Her face wasn't as animated as it was few minutes earlier when we kept on catching each others eyes.. but then what can Candy do?

Candy can't possibly spilt himself into two so he had no choice but to go with the option who make herself available.

I guess she has to learn to shoot her shot faster or try for better luck next time 🤞

I chatted with Haija who put me through hell guessing what state she is from. I later found out she's a practicing lawyer and from Anambra.

After like 10 minutes of talk. I was getting hot standing outside so I suggested we walk to my car and get some AC air since the church is almost over.

She said "oh okay" and followed my lead.

As we walked over to the car park I had a feeling it won't be the last time she'll walk with Candy side-by-side.

I literally imagined and mentally pictured her walking by my side days from now to my house, on a date and I felt instantly how it be like when she walks with me hand-in-hand into my bedroom.

I kinda visualised that shit and it kinda made all the blood in my veins to rush downwards towards my dick.

I kinda imagined for a split second how tight & deep she would be

You know what they say about tall women..


Men... Candy was lucky he was putting on a Senator styled cloth with the top falling as low as below his knees. Else, the stupid John Thomas would have disgraced itself


As we enter car, I on AC we chill for a short 5 mins before mass ended and I drove off after exchanging numbers.

One convo we had in the car really struck me.
She asked me the usual question I get most times, "hope you are not married?" She asked

"No. I'm single. But not for too long" I replied.

She laughed and said, "hmmm! Don't forget to invite me to your wedding"

And as a very sharp guy I responded by saying, "you wouldn't need an invite to your own wedding. Would you?"

It took her a second to get it then she let out another hearty laughter. I could see she turned red from smiling too much. Her grin was from ear to ear

Candy bad sha.
That reply was epic!
Sounded like a line from a romantic TV sitcom.

But na why.. Na why dem dey call am GOAT be this! 😆

I dropped her off in front of the church b4 leaving as she had CYON meeting to attend so that her fellow CYONers go see am as she drop from the car.


She was the highlight of my Sunday I must say and made me believe 'God' answers all prayers every time I sincerely ask it of him/her.

She's the 2nd babe in my radar and hopefully she makes her own money so I don't get to spend money on weekly allowances.


She no get nyash sha but she seems like an interesting babe and I'm willing to explore all of her to uncover what treasures or curses lies within.

Wish me luck.

Everything was fine and groovy until something heart breaking happened minutes before I dropped her off in front of the church entrance...

It was the moment she shook my hands.
Omo! Damn!
I was disappointed tbh...


The hands no really soft, ajeh!
I no go for lie you naa.
It felt like I was smooching a crocodile's back 😭

I like babes with soft palms like mine.
I love it when your palms feels like Mouka foam and makes me feel lightheaded and dizzy like I'm about to drift off in love...

...no be hand wey strong like solidified Dangote cement left out too long in the open

I'll post about the 100 million naira visualisation thing later on.

For now I wan chop this delicious cheat meal.
I no just get babes time as money dey my mind but this JT ain't gonna suck itself

See picture attached

dontrulee:
You try..
Nice, seamless and flawless write up.
Is it real or fiction?

obinnazy:


Interesting, more updates please

CandyOps:


Oh thanks for the review. Your kind words are appreciated 👍

"This is a real life story"

I'll have to include that at the start of my writings. And where's your signature quote from? It's a nice one

dontrulee:


Oh, wow. Nice to hear that it's a real life story. Hopefully, you guys will gel and blend well. Enjoy your life while you're young.

My signature quote if from one of "Osho" books, can't remember the exact title. But I love his ideas and his philosophy. You can check out his books or videos, you'll fall in love with them

CandyOps:


Yes. just did. it picked my interest in Budhism.. Never knew Budha was a person and not a god. He was an ordinary person, named Siddhartha Gautama.

CandyOps:
So yesterday 6th October 2024 was a Sunday... And I attended the 9.30am mass in my area.

I missed the 8.30 service cos I spent 3 hours in the kitchen whippin' up some good chicken curry ati carrot tomato 🍅 stew.

By the time I was done I didn't have appetite for the food atm but I dished out some for my guy who slept over at mine...

...then I made some noodles with the left over stew from the day before with some scrambled eggs to go 🤤


Before you know am... I done baff, dress up and headed straight for church.


My prayer points was simple- that God should give me a new fresh babe


And funny thing is he/she/they (God) always answers that without breaking a sweat cos I'll be in church and babes will be flocking my way left, right and centre... like a magnet attracts iron.

It's almost like a magic spell.

So, yesterday I arrived a few minutes late during the entrance hymn and I moved upstairs to my favourite spot .

One babe was already sitting close to my spot and I asked to join her.

I couldn't look at her directly to confirm if she was pretty or not as we sat side by side. And i couldn't make small talk with her as it was a church service... so I had to play it cool

B4 then, I withdraw like 10k wey I use enter market buy foodstuffs wey I cook that morning before I enter church and the POS attendant gave me 20 crispy notes of ₦500s..

I still had like 3k from the bar.. and I came to church with it.

So as I no fit follow the girl talk inside church I just know say na indirect communication I gats use.

Here's what I did...

During the service I was exhausted from standing for so long in the kitchen so I made up my mind I wasn't going to stand up for anything using the mass.

As you all know, Catholic services involves a lot of sitting, kneeling & standing at intervals..

Time for offering, First collection...

I put hand inside pocket, pull out 1 minty 500naira note. I asked the girl to help me drop it in the offering box which she did.


2nd collection...
I still dip hand inside my front pocket, slid out another crispy 500 isi Zik (Zik's head) and Gabe her asking her to help me drop at the offering box.

You know Catholic churches don't pass around the offering boxes in-between the pews as Pentecostals do. You literally have to stand up join the queue and drop your offering at the front of the aisle

Then .. after the communion, it was time for a project Sunday collection (or something like that. I didn't really pay attention) I did the same thing -- but this time I asked her if she had any offering on her?

She replied in negation and I pull out another isi Zik and handed it to her... but I decided to join they queue this time so it doesn't look weird.


Lol .. by now she go done dey think say CandyOps dey loaded with mints

Meanwhile na part of my last card lol

Service was about to end now...

I think the general announcements were being said and the church was less formal so I began to make small talks.

I found out she was a smallie that just got out of high school and about to gain admission into nursing school. It was a coincidence as I also applied for nursing school but in a different state.

So they connection was made.

I passed her my phone to out in her number saying, "You seem like an interesting person. Let me have your number I'd like to talk to you later"


She replied, "I don't like giving out my number to strangers"

I said, "it's okay. I understand "

MASS IS OVER and I done zero my mind say this one no go work. ..

My eyes was literally scanning the whole church arena to see if I'll find any other babe wey go catch my eye but I noticed this chick was waiting for me.

In my mind, I was like, "aunty be going naa... You no wan drop number yet you still want block me from meeting my prayer point"

I had to form gentleman and walked with her downstairs and out of the church.

As I no carry mob come we gats board Keke inside the Keke Maruwa she asked for my number and I gave it to her but na scam.

because most times whenever a babe says no to giving you her number but asks for yours and you give her, she'll never call.

It was annoying low key.... I mean, you aren't open yet you dey cock block me.

I accepted my fate. If the bush meat escapes today, tomorrow we hunt again.


The only good thing about the whole thing be say I told her I'll pay forget fare as she dropped b4 me then the 3rd passenger in the bus started feeling Candy and I noticed so I asked her for her number also and she gave it to me.


I'm yet to call her because today na Monday and you all know how hectic Mondays can be.

I pray say I go find better babe but then this Church thing no dey too work because up till now me and that former Hajia babe never even meet. So the hunt continues.


I may just have to use IG

Homeboiy:
Start attending 6:30 am mass and you go catch fine babes

EreluRoz:
You are a good writer

CandyOps:


You're a bad boy

But isn't that too much hassle? I mean, it's not fun waking up by 5.00am for anything

I'm of the opinion that people who wake up too early are either psychopaths or have borderline personalities because why?

...well, except I have a flight to catch or a booty to pound then I fall back to sleep afterwards... plus I sleep late so ...

I miss those early morning blows.. they're so sensual you know?

You go just wake up later in the morning dey smile for nothing. Lol

I should make a post on that.

For example, it's 1.30am and I'm just done with reading for my exams and checking NL cos that's the only time I have to journal.

I go try sha.. e get this babe wey dey choir. She cute like mammi water. I fit use because of am join choir. Me wey no sabi sing shit lol