*When ladies come out to their friends about their sexuaIity*

Anna: Babes, there's something I want to tell you guys

Loveth: My love, what is it dear?

Ifeoma: Talk to us, baby

Anna: I...I...Babes I love women, I've always loved women

Loveth: Awwnnn, really??

Anna: Y...yes

Ifeoma: Is that what you're saying small small? Say it well na, it's totally fine my love

Anna: You guys are not angry??

Loveth: Hian! There's no reason to be angry na, babe

Ifeoma: Wait...so all those times you usually play with me and touch my ...

Anna: Yeah, I've always loved it

Ifeoma: Awwnnn...and you didn't say anything.

Loveth: You ehnn

Anna: I was scared na, I thought you guys will avoid me

Ifeoma: There's no reason to avoid you my love.. I think I might even be bi self

Anna: *smiles*... seriously??

Loveth: See, Anna my dear...it's totally fine. Live your life, we are here for you.

Anna: Awwnn... You guys are so sweet. *Kisses them passionately on the lips*

Loveth and Ifeoma: You too hun...let's go and get ice cream jare.

{Meanwhile somewhere in Surulere, when a guy comes out about his sexuaIityy to his friends}

Tobias: B..bro abeg e get something wey I wan tell una

Solomon: Wetin happen?

Theophilus: Watsup guy??

Tobias: Abeg, make una no too reason am ..I just want make una know from today.

Solomon: Know wetin na?? Talk oga

Theophilus: Bro talk jare

Tobias: O...okay. I...I think I'm gay

Solomon:

Theophilus:

Tobias: It's not just today, I've been this way since secondary school and university days. You remember Mike? That my friend that usually comes to see me back in school?? Yeah, we dated. He's my ex

Solomon:

Theophilus:

Solomon: Na even this english wey you dey speak, dey do me somehow. I swear I no shock...I don dey suspect you since!!

Tobias: *laughs* You ehnn...*rubs his chest*... You're so funny, Solomon. *comes closer again*

Solomon: *puts his finger on the floor then on his tongue*... Walai if your hand touch me again!!!

Tobias: You're violent ehnn...it's why Theophilus is my crush since, he's just so calm and acts so gentle.

Theophilus: Hope say no be my own Theophilus?




@ Ben13, dani1luv)

"Closet Gaybreal spotted" Go for deliverance@ Op, there's nothing Normal about your thought, it's not natural, same as drunkness, gambling, womanizing, stealing. It's either wrong influence or you are being possessed.

ekineme:
"Closet Gaybreal spotted" Go for deliverance@ Op, there's nothing Normal about your thought, it's not natural, same as drunkness, gambling, womanizing, stealing. It's either wrong influence or you are being possessed.

I believe you have a spiritual problem. You don't understand jokes or your family lineage has dumbness in their genes

.

obidevine:


I believe you have a spiritual problem. You don't understand jokes or your family lineage has dumbness in their genes

The fact that you find it amusing to crack a joke in this particular niche says alot about your person" closet Gaybreal"

ekineme:
"Closet Gaybreal spotted" Go for deliverance@ Op, there's nothing Normal about your thought, it's not natural, same as drunkness, gambling, womanizing, stealing. It's either wrong influence or you are being possessed.

holier than thou...and who says being gay is a sin?
If you have nothing reasonable to type then better just scroll than displaying your inherent stupidity

Gromilla010:
holier than thou...and who says being gay is a sin?
If you have nothing reasonable to type then better just scroll than displaying your inherent stupidity

Another one spotted

This is front page worthy

ekineme:
"Closet Gaybreal spotted" Go for deliverance@ Op, there's nothing Normal about your thought, it's not natural, same as drunkness, gambling, womanizing, stealing. It's either wrong influence or you are being possessed.

Such a total idiōt you are

Dude was merely analysing the possible way men and women react to same situation when a friend of theirs come out of the closet.

As you no kuku go better school and ya brain no sabi basic comprehension, na to dey yarn opata you fit do.

Buhari probably will pass o level mathematics before you could pass grade 2 English language.

whirlwind7:


Such a total idiōt you are

Dude was merely analysing the possible way men and women react to same situation when a friend of theirs come out of the closet.

As you no kuku go better school and ya brain no sabi basic comprehension, na to dey yarn opata you fit do.

Buhari probably will pass o level mathematics before you could pass grade 2 English language.

Cry me a River 😭, another closet spotted, "G" supporting "G"

ekineme:


Cry me a River 😭, another closet spotted, "G" supporting "G"

whirlwind7:


Such a total idiōt you are

Dude was merely analysing the possible way men and women react to same situation when a friend of theirs come out of the closet.

As you no kuku go better school and ya brain no sabi basic comprehension, na to dey yarn opata you fit do.

Buhari probably will pass o level mathematics before you could pass grade 2 English language.

Please help me tell him how uncouth he is and how he cannot discern jokes