Have you ever randomly walked in on partners having sex??

How did you react?
How did they react?

I’m coming, I will share my own gist.

Haynnie:
Have you ever randomly walked in on partners having sex??

How did you react?
How did they react?

I’m coming, I will share my own gist.

I was like; "oh! Sorry!!!..."I left with slow motion shutting the door behind me.

Unfortunately, what had been seen could not be unseen...

Probably 80% of Nigerian students must have experienced it

From hostels that allowed female students to lodges with promiscuous roommates.

I don dey up bunk
My bunk mate dey knack him babe for down bunk

You lack manners. Always knock before entering.

Internet reveals those who had home training and those who revel in their bad manners

I haven't but my friend whom I accomdated in my house did it to me,I was making out and the idiot just entered saying he forgot his trouser in my room,and I wan cum before,na so I carry chair hit am for back,na the next day I tell am make e go rent house

Once I know two people are inside house and they are not family I walk with caution

Johnmiles11:
I haven't but my friend whom I accomdated in my house did it to me,I was making out and the idiot just entered saying he forgot his trouser in my room,and I wan cum before,na so I carry chair hit am for back,na the next day I tell am make e go rent house

Naa soo u wicked reach.
because of kpekus u chased away ur so-called friend..??
Naa waa ooo.

Go nd find a way to apologised to him

Johnmiles11:
I haven't but my friend whom I accomdated in my house did it to me,I was making out and the idiot just entered saying he forgot his trouser in my room,and I wan cum before,na so I carry chair hit am for back,na the next day I tell am make e go rent house

wetin man do man, i hope that woman is your wife o, because, what will be your excuse for evicting your guy? that he walked in on you while making out? Lol.

In school. The repulsive smell was u mbearable

A lot of times , just say sorry and go your way

She said sorry and walked back slowly. Since then she started giving me attitude.
Few weeks later she, she told me how much she likes me and how she has always waited for me to make a move...

It has never happened to me but I have heard moaning of the knacking partners from outside of the pitch.

Yeah,when I was young. And I also peep my boss having sex with olosho

Fortunately, I have not seen any

200level, a senior in her final year asked me to come pickup some of her past study materials and text books. The door was open, I heard sound system from her doing the do, I knocked and she asked I come in. Omo dem hang her leg for air, I retreat asap. She yelled out, it’s in the sack by the door, pick it and go.

One of my weirdest moments ever.

ShescreamEWOOO:
wetin man do man, i hope that woman is your wife o, because, what will be your excuse for evicting your guy? that he walked in on you while making out? Lol.

she is my wife now,we have 2 kids together,he didnt leave but got a native doctor pregnant,the man wan almost kill me,he ran away,na friend be that?

Starhearts:


Naa soo u wicked reach.
because of kpekus u chased away ur so-called friend..??
Naa waa ooo.

Go nd find a way to apologised to him

,,there is what I call privacy,he get him own room,why come to mine,he even told my wife that am not good that she should sleep with him,na friends be that

when I was in 100Level, I came back from lecture and discovered no one is at home but hearing an enjoyable mourning somewhere in a room. "Hmm..haa..hussh..hiyah" na so I started tiptoeing directly to where the sound was coming from, only to peep through the key hole and found my guy ramming my landlady in my room.
My guy na idīot oo Me I dey do the daughter, him dey do the Mama. My landlady get yænssh shaaa

Johnmiles11:
,,there is what I call privacy,he get him own room,why come to mine,he even told my wife that am not good that she should sleep with him,na friends be that

Anyway sha different pple with different characters, find ways to settle with him

bewisemasses:
In school. The repulsive smell was u mbearable

Omo wahala promaz....

Johnmiles11:
she is my wife now,we have 2 kids together,he didnt leave but got a native doctor pregnant,the man wan almost kill me,he ran away,na friend be that?

U meant native doctor's daughter?

Ayomide11111:
when I was in 100Level, I came back from lecture and discovered no one is at home but hearing an enjoyable mourning somewhere in a room. "Hmm..haa..hussh..hiyah" na so I started tiptoeing directly to where the sound was coming from, only to peep through the key hole and found my guy ramming my landlady in my room.
My guy na idīot oo Me I dey do the daughter, him dey do the Mama. My landlady get yænssh shaaa

Bad boys, free rent crazy dudes

During my days at the university, all the guys in our lodge united as brothers irrespective of tribe. It was a taboo to fucck a girl in that lodge without giving gentlemen a perfect view to judge your sexual prowess. It was even an educational moment because those that did not fucck well were coached after the assessments. Those that did well were honored with handshakes. That was when tribalism had not separated the youths of this country. The only boys we did not want in that lodge were born again Christians and we made sure to frustrate them from moving in. Our gatekeeper at that time was Femi, a yoruba Muslim. Nigeria was a beautiful country until APC recruited urchins to propagate tribalism online and offline since 2015.

ExudeLoveToAll:


U meant native doctor's daughter?

yes o

Time to tell mine

Nonexisting:
During my days at the university, all the guys in our lodge united as brothers irrespective of tribe. It was a taboo to fucck a girl in that lodge without giving gentlemen a perfect view to judge your sexual prowess. It was even an educational moment because those that did not fucck well were coached after the assessments. Those that did well were honored with handshakes. That was when tribalism had not separated the youths of this country. The only boys we did not want in that lodge were born again Christians and we made sure to frustrate them from moving in. Our gatekeeper at that time was Femi, a yoruba Muslim. Nigeria was a beautiful country until APC recruited urchins to propagate tribalism online and offline since 2015.

Lol we did that too back in the days, there's a space in the window and the door keyhole for viewing during knacks. This was my step siblings house and one of my distant aunties used a part of it for her salon. Me I like playing when I know my brothers are watching, so on this day my younger bro and a cuz were watching me on a new girl. The pre-intimacy lasted over an hour and I could hear them grumbling behind the door despite the low rnb playing in the background. The girl was begging me to fvck cos she was all soaked and throbbing and I was taking my time eating pussy, navel, inner thighs, nipples and everywhere, next thing I heard a frustrated groan behind the door lol. When I came out u need to see anger, they were waiting for quick action not knowing me like to settle down and devour. I was shocked one day when 2 young aunties working in that salon described how I always fvcked my then babe as in I was shocked say even aunties dey spy too. I tried to fvck one of them but she was talking trash about us going to Lagos together ,how she would get me a phone cos then gsm just came out but what she didn't know was I would fvck her for free but I never did eventually

Haynnie:
Have you ever randomly walked in on partners having sex??

How did you react?
How did they react?

I’m coming, I will share my own gist.

Haynnie:
Have you ever randomly walked in on partners having sex??

How did you react?
How did they react?

I’m coming, I will share my own gist.

so yor job is to go around peeeping like thief when 2 adult is fukkkkin......corrrrrect??......are u a peterfile or are u juss not ok in the head sir??((no oofeoncse))

Haynnie:
Have you ever randomly walked in on partners having sex??

How did you react?
How did they react?

I’m coming, I will share my own gist.

It was the first time In ever walking on people having sex and it happened during my uni days off campus.

I entered our lodge, a self contain I shared with a roommate. I thought I was my roommate went out to get something because when I entered the door was not locked. First thing I did was head to the kitchen to find if there’s something to eat. My roommate didn’t cook anything before he went to wherever he was and I was hungry. I remembered I had a leftover bread and butter I kept last night beside my bed. I opened the door to my room, Lo and behold!

I saw my roommate, and one of our neigbour, having steaming hot sex as they were positioned in missionary style on the bed, moaning and groaning under their breath. I couldn't believe my eyes! I stood there like a statue, my mouth wide open.

He looked up, saw me, and shouted, as I quickly turned my back facing the door again. I could tell his face gave mixed reaction of embarrassment and annoyance..

The babe jumped up too, quickly covering herself with a wrapper, and shouted, "Can't you knock?!"

I was speechless. I just stared, my heart was pounding, feeling embarrassed myself. My mind was running on different thoughts and a way to save myself from the situation.

My roomate quickly got dressed and said, I could have told him i’m coming home early and he never knew I’ll be back early. He forgot to phone me that he will be busy today.

I sha apologized and explained that I didn't know he was inside and the door wasn't locked when I came in. I had to give an excuse that I wanted to go out to buy something to eat from there I would hang around till night.

The funny thing is she didn't wanted me to go out again instead she plead that I stay with them and gist since they were almost getting done when I entered.

She even had to return to her own room and came back with correct egusi soup and fufu for us to eat. I forgot about my bread and butter I planned on eating to hold my stomach.

We laughed and talked until night, but I couldn't shake off that scene till date.


During our stay together I would sometimes bring up the matter and taunt him with it as making it a pornhub title, “Roomate bangs his next door roomie in mutual agreement” Until he parked out of the lodge.

Legends have it that he moved out with our neighbour after their final year.

MrCork:



so yor job is to go around peeeping like thief when 2 adult is fukkkkin......corrrrrect??......are u a peterfile or are u juss not ok in the head sir??((no oofeoncse))

Oboy, getat!

Nonexisting:
During my days at the university, all the guys in our lodge united as brothers irrespective of tribe. It was a taboo to fucck a girl in that lodge without giving gentlemen a perfect view to judge your sexual prowess. It was even an educational moment because those that did not fucck well were coached after the assessments. Those that did well were honored with handshakes. That was when tribalism had not separated the youths of this country. The only boys we did not want in that lodge were born again Christians and we made sure to frustrate them from moving in. Our gatekeeper at that time was Femi, a yoruba Muslim. Nigeria was a beautiful country until APC recruited urchins to propagate tribalism online and offline since 2015.

Too bad

Haynnie:


Oboy, getat!

u deparate homogay fagot chinpazing monkey...SHAME ON U for goin around watch people havin sexxxx......if yor head is not coreeeect . cant u juss ask for help?GOAT!!!!!(((no oofeoncse)))