raumdeuter:


Recently charges were dropped against Binance executives

TemporaryHansel:


Fvcked up situation

BlueRayDick:


Matter wey AGF take so serious , una Dey here do do whataboutism they talk about imaginary national ID cards 😂.


Maybe when the charges are dropped una go ask AGF to show una national ID card Abi voters card that confirm them to be minor .

Bulaba!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:


Speech renovators don score own goal. Even the FG (AGF) admitted they are minors among them.

OasisX:

.....ramdeuter, have you seen this?! LOL!


https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1852995253386535102?t=eS0711eE3bHoHcot18vkzw&s=19

BlueRayDick:


Na wetin Dey funny me pass be that . 😂

The person with power to drop the charges has admitted they are minors and will ensure those minors are left off the hook ( as it should be ) . I don’t know why they are still trying to renovate the speech .

OasisX:



.....raumdeuter, have you seen this?! LOL!


https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1852995253386535102?t=eS0711eE3bHoHcot18vkzw&s=19

raumdeuter:


I have always known that Obi is a bigot, now others especially Yorubas wey carry the matter for head are now knowing

OasisX:




......go watch the full podcast. Baba too misyarn. LOL!

raumdeuter:

It's better to watch a real squirrel squeal than to listen to Obi

If you wan listen to podcast, wait for Verydarkman

Friday night should be for work and not vigil, yet Obi on a Friday night went to a church vigil to squeal about Church take your country back

TemporaryHansel:



https://x.com/Abu_Yaaseer/status/1852673913492234279?t=bin-Z_p9cJO46BxK9DgkRg&s=19

Based on popular demand I'd do a thread using a simple scenario in sha Allah.

First off, the word "Almajiri" was coined from an Arabic word "Al-Muhajeer" the one who travels(to seek knowledge). Secondly, because I'd be using a scenario it might vary from person to person but information is at least 80% correct/same. 1

Mr A(the father of the boy) is a peasant farmer with a wife(or 2) and between 5-10 children under 10. He needs to "declutter" to accommodate for additional children/wife(ves) because the 2 rooms he and his family occupies is now congested. 2

The girls can be married off now/soon so they aren't the problem, the boys however can't marry yet and they need to "go". He has just done a bumper harvest so small change dey to marry, birth new children and get foodstuff for the Mallam that will "train" his boy(s). 3

So he decides to take them far away, this could be international in some cases but mostly inter-region(usually across NE & NW). He packs the few clothes the boy(s) have and foodstuff that is quite heavy (intended to feed Mallam alongside his boys). 4

Then heads to Maiduguri from Sokoto (example), in most cases he will have decided the destination Madrasah/Mallam. Please note that nobody ever takes their kids to the same state and that explains the "born throway" intention. 5

Drops the boys with Mallam and the foodstuff. Not a grain of the rice enters the mouth of the boy(s). Infact their clothes that appear new are kept aside for Mallam's children. Then he returns home to have more children/wife(ves) and the cycle continues. 6

Totally loses contact with the kids and in most cases the Mallam himself. On the same day the boys arrive they will go for "bara" (begging). There are team leads to tag along with so learning the ropes isn't a problem. 7

Now do these kids learn the deen as was the original plan? I'm afraid the answer is NO. An Almajiri with 5yrs experience will not be able to tell you simple Fiqh of Wudhu/Salah yet they learn after Fajr, after Asr and after Ishai. 8

Their routine? Sleep under the shed in front of Mallam's house Wake up for Fajr and then karatu(learning) Go out for bara(begging) Come back at Asr for karatu Return to beg And retire at night. That's not all.. 9

They take turns to help Mallam and his family run errands and do chores and guess what? When they get GOOD money, clothes, food from begging then it's mandatory to bring ti home to Mallam and his family. Woe betide you the day they find out you are not complying. 10

The boy(s) then graduate to becoming houseboys in homes, shops and even transport businesses, stop going back to Mallam, save some funds and start business then Marry and integrate into the society but some are not so lucky so they end up being recruited by underworld men. 11

Some of these boys trace their roots when they become Men but most don't honestly. I think a guy did a thread on here few years ago on how he became a customs officer from being an Almajiri. 12

I think this is getting too long so I'd like to stop here as the aim of the thread seem to have been achieved to the best of my knowledge. Whew! 13 Finito!


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In continuation... I'd like to first state clearly that the idea behind this thread was as a result of an online discussion which I believe should shed light on some grey areas. I categorically asked my mutuals before proceeding seeing that this is a snentive topic. 14

So in response, I decided to do a thread on the PRACTICE not the INTENT of the Almajiri scheme. So as a caveat I'd like to acknowledge that the intent was to get an unfamiliar face AKA iron hand to help raise the boy child to be responsible. 15

This is akin to some of us going to boarding house or secondary schools like NMS, Zaria. This brings me to my challenge question... 16

If today CNN, BBC or Aljazeera decides to visit Northern Nigeria to get a better understanding of ALMAJIRANCI, is it the INTENT you talk about that they will meet or the PRACTICE in my thread? Please answer with the fear of God. 17

Moving on, there are concepts I excluded initially which are; KUDIN LARABA & KATIN ZABE. These 2 concepts are the reason I believe it will be difficult to abolish ALMAJIRANCI. 18

Kudin Laraba literally means WEDNESDAY MONEY. This is the returns that every Almajiri is expected to bring to Mallam. Based on age and experience as well as areas covered, every Almajiri has a target amount to remit on Wednesdays. So if you like steal, target must complete. 19

KATIN ZABE is unfortunately the elephant in the room which literally means voters card. EVERY Almajiri irrespective of age must have a VOTERS CARD. These voters card are usually submitted to Mallam, who will in turn use it to negotiate with politicians during elections. 20

OasisX:


.....Kamala Harris is next POTUS.

OasisX:




.........you're right sha. I can't listen to him for more than a minute. LOL!

raumdeuter:


The North didnt vote Obi, why has Obi not mentioned Hausa people? No he wont. Na the Yoruba people he will have erection about

GloriousGbola:


don't jinx it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

this was snl after the 2016 election

also this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc

OasisX:


.....Kamala Harris is next POTUS.

seankafor:
Omo, things emanating from equatorial guinea got me like wow..

Ibime:
Iran officially issues a NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) imposing air travel restrictions from November 4 at 2:30 a.m. to November 6 at 6:30 p.m.

Fireworks on Guy Fawkes night?

@ ballzproblem2