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She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 9:14pm On Feb 25 |
I wrote about this some days ago about my female friend who got newly employed by a responsible man whom everyone respects and and can vouch for as a levelheaded man who doesn't womanize. Also, he happens to be a married pastor. I won't lie, this girl is smart, a graduate, beautiful, big hips and ass and a firm giant breast. She hates her breasts and wants a small one. That is her major insecurity. Why didn't I date her? I don't forgive red flags, hence we're just friends with benefits, but only friends for now. She loves varieties. This girl is ageless beauty and forever young. At age 25 going to 26, even 17 year old boys approach her thinking she's in their age bracket. Na wetin wrinkleless ajebo kind of face dey cause. On Monday, she went to work with my key and promised to come back by 12PM, but came back at 5PM. I was pissed. I really have a lot to say, but no energy to narrate. Two days ago, she came back complaining about her boyfriend and how she doesn't feel it anymore and blah blah blah. I knew the pastor is brainwashing her. Most pastors are pros in manipulation. He has already promised her a new house, phone and others. Me, I do dey promise women anything. Na just f*ck and clean mouth I sabi. Even if I advise her to be faithful to her man and not sleep with the pastor, she'll do it behind my back and won't tell me. As partners-in-crime, I encouraged her to sleep with him and she was shocked and replied, "I can't believe you'll say this. The same you that always try your best to lead me on the right path and encourage me to be faithful to my boyfriend." I said what I said because I knew she'll surely fall for him and won't tell me about it, so I wanted to make her feel free and open up when it finally happens because it must surely happen. Throughout today, she has refused to pick my call. This is a girl that doesn't joke with my calls and practically worships me. She followed her brother, a newly elected politician to the village and told me she'll return that same evening. Till now, she hasn't returned, picked call or reply chat. I know she went to work from home and the pastor has probably taken her on a trip. My instinct doesn't fail me. I don't call people easily so if I manage to call you 3 times on all your 3 SIMs and you refused to pick or reply after 24 hours, I'll revenge. I'm just analysing the type of lie she'll tell me. It should better be great and convincing. I called her mom and she said she's not in the village. I just wanted to be sure she's safe cuz if anything happens to her, I'll be the first her family will arrest. I practically gave her a free room in my house and now she wants to start doing ashawo under my roof. The only reason I'm with her, as a friend, is the fact that her p*ssy is too sweet (I have stopped knocking her) and I have taught her a lot about sex and how to grip a d*ck through Kegel exercise. I have turned her to a dirty little expert in the game. I pity that pastor. If she rides him, he's going to spend millions on her just to have her again. I'm not against how she lives her life, but ignoring my call is pissing me off. Nobody does that. You're now ignoring your master because of a pastor, abi? These women get mind o! She has a lot in common with this girl below. 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iamnotillicit(m): 9:15pm On Feb 25 |
Pastors like it tithe... Oops, my bad ๐ฑ 8 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by bea1234567: 9:18pm On Feb 25 |
Not surprised a bit. All women na ashawรณ by default. 7 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Johnny757(m): 9:19pm On Feb 25 |
bea1234567:your sister and mother nko 7 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by revived2: 11:33pm On Feb 25 |
Sigh Are these events real ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Ballzproblem2: 12:43am On Feb 26 |
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Ballzproblem2: 12:44am On Feb 26 |
Pastors are not experts in manipulation, we're too religious in the country, they're taking advantage of that. 11 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SuperOnyi: 1:59am On Feb 26 |
![]() Boss, I swear I can sense it from your article... that you are actually pissed about your calls being ignored. I know that feeling โ so annoying. Well... She might say she ignored you because of the advice you gave her or maybe something craftier than that. When I read the line about the pastor getting hooked if he gets a 'ride,' I knew at that moment, that he has fรบcked up ![]() |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SultanOfAbia: 2:49am On Feb 26 |
The funniest thing is this mugu thought he was playing game calling himself a Master ![]() ![]() Him no know say the babe na MASTERKRAFT ![]() ![]() ![]() The babe don dribble the mumu boy to the point the mumu boy come dey behave like a bitch. Calling a babe 3 times is signaling that you are a bitch and she controls you by the balls. Na why she no dey feel you again. Na woman job to call many times and panic about our saftey as men. When you start calling her and worried about her saftey. You begin to behave like the bitch in the relationship. When a grown man start acting like a bitch getting worried and calling woman up and down. The girl will feel like the man of the relationship. Op don wear G string and bra for the relationship but him no even know. The mumu boy dey hype hinself calling himself Master ![]() U neva see sumshin Me i call once if u no pick i go ignore you even if na for 7 days straight i go ignore your existence. If you like make pussy sweet pass honey. IM TOO BUSY DEALING WITH 99 HOES TO BE WORRIED ABOUT 1 HOE. You are even a bigger fool for allowing her stay in your house for free. Women do not appreciate nice gestures they see it a weakness The fact that you are worried and angry that she didnt pick your call is proof that She is the boss ![]() She go feel like say you can't live without her. If you then finally see her and shout at her or complian to her why she didnt pick your call. That will be the final nail in your coffin. She will realize she has power over you. The see finish that you will experience will be stronger than 12 Russian ballistic missiles.. 21 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by eventainment(m): 6:18am On Feb 26 |
Under the hood you still have feelings, you are not feeling it too much cause she has been giving you more attention before now than her bf. Now someone is taking your spot and this person got more steeze than you. Lol 14 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Rexymania(m): 6:57am On Feb 26 |
Stop calling her. One thing I know is, women love to pretend 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by MrDoGood(m): 7:34am On Feb 26 |
You're simply jealous. 6 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by AllBlack: 7:38am On Feb 26 |
iamnotillicit:๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by AllBlack: 7:43am On Feb 26 |
Shey I tell you. no dey form MONITORING SPIRIT on top woman toto. You better rest and stop bothering that babe. I hope that pastor has a very big dick with chains of veins all over it that will make her grab the sheets, roll her eyes and bite her lips. You nova see anything. You will call her till your own battery dies. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Daniiel: 7:50am On Feb 26 |
Na all these characters dey make me no reason marriage.,.... Women na to just use Dem catch cruise and probably turn them into a baby factory 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by dkidd: 7:51am On Feb 26 |
SultanOfAbia:This man! Day never break U wan use laugh tear my belle ๐๐๐ 4 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 9:15am On Feb 26 |
Not that I don't know this, but I'll still share it for those who don't know. After a day, she came back this morning and the gateman let her in. She called at least 50 times and I didn't pick. After an hour, I opened the door for her. She started explaining and the first lie was: my phone was bad and I had to fix it. The buttons were not working. Where did you sleep? My boyfriend's house. I just laughed and told her I hope you know I'll never pick your calls again. Since it was her small phone, I opened it and noticed the seal on the screws were intact. Long story short, I told her to leave and go stay with him โ since you can't pick my calls because of a man. Deep down, I know she didn't sleep in his house. This is a girl whose period is already 2 weeks late and she might be pregnant. Anyway, no matter how honest a woman is, 80% of her honesty is a lie. Trust me on this. I followed up on this just to teach you guys a lesson. I'm not emotionally interested in anything with her, but to show you women will cheat, lie and betray anyone. Lots of men are the same, but women are the best at it. 8 Likes 1 Share
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 9:21am On Feb 26 |
SultanOfAbia: You're so daft. Did I tell you I'm dating her? Do I look like you that keeps dropping posts of how you paid hookup girls for sex? If you had invested those money in crypto, do you know how rich you would've been today? Every SIMPs that pays for sex wants to act tough now. I'm just sharing a story, not telling you about who I'm dating. Do I look like someone who falls in love? Do you know how much you've wasted jumping from hotels to motels? Someone like you isn't supposed to get involved in cases like this cuz you're not good at it. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Natbrowny: 9:27am On Feb 26 |
Just learning new words 2 Likes
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 9:28am On Feb 26 |
eventainment: Lol How can you date someone you've flagged as red flag since 2019? A SIMP will change his mind, but not me. If you're one of those men that ignore red flags, it's not me. My pain is how she has started lying too much. ![]() People like us who built 99% of their lives in honesty, we get hurt when we're lied to. Doing her thing doesn't hurt me, because what else is she supposed to do after refusing to date her for years? She's not a wood. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Baronthecelebri: 9:55am On Feb 26 |
Nice one from you 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by dhiqson(m): 9:57am On Feb 26 |
SultanOfAbia: The part he said Should anything happen to her, he's the first person her family will Pick up Did u skip that part? You lot act all Macho and tough But the num1 principle which is WISDOM una lack am If someone' stays with me, it's my duty to know his or her movement!!!!!!!! Make he go do bad thin come implicate me? 8 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SultanOfAbia: 10:05am On Feb 26 |
dhiqson:Then why did you foolishly allow a girl thst is not uour babe live under your roof for free. Of course if she go hookup and die Na you the stipid idiot that allowed her to live under you they will first arrest. Us that have babe Yet we are scared of allowing them sleep overnight incase something hapoen and they blame us. All you foolish boys never learn U keep repeating mistakes Why wont the parents hold you fool When you are co habiting with a laday that is not your wife. Bunch of Amateur fools....Tueh 5 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Dpsychologist: 10:09am On Feb 26 |
This was definitely gonna happen 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 10:12am On Feb 26 |
dhiqson: They intentionally ignored that part and want to act all macho. They thought they've found a loophole to attack and castigate me. "Missing person" is like murder case. With the rate at which evil men use girls, they don't want me to panic. When she left her village, what did she tell her mom? "I'm going back to my besties' house." But she didn't come back, pick calls or reply. Isn't that scary? I have already been implicated if anything happens to her. She has probably used coming to my house multiple times as an excuse to go visit a man. If one of those men had killed her, where would the investigation start? Those attackers forgot that and focused on how they'd never call more than once. Who dem wan form alpha male for? Who told them I even call people? Those calls are for my safety. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by revived2: 10:12am On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Share more updates bro I always enjoy your real life scenarios 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by revived2: 10:14am On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: I advise for your own safety fling her out of your house bruh If shit happens , social media won't even hear your side of the story, you sincerely don't want to deal with all that fkups 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 10:15am On Feb 26 |
SultanOfAbia: Rest. No woman will feel safe staying with you. You'll rape them. This man that pays prรดstitutes every single time before he can get sex. You're probably unappealing or not wise mentally and financially. 5 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Malcolm21: 10:18am On Feb 26 |
Guy stop deceiving yourself you still have feelings for the girl, unfortunately you may not even be aware of it 5 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 10:29am On Feb 26 |
revived2: Exactly what I'm doing, but she said she won't leave. The moment I found her lies, she got upset and all Hell let loose. The drama is now bigger than I'm sharing. She has finally crossed her boundary today. I can't wait for the friendship to end, but she doesn't want it to. I'll still find a way. 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 10:32am On Feb 26 |
Malcolm21: Calm down. Sex is good, but whoever ignores even 1 red flag will regret. I know if you're in my shoe, you'll ignore the red flags because of sex. I'm not like that. 4 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by dhiqson(m): 10:59am On Feb 26 |
quote author=SultanOfAbia post=134304337]Then why did you foolishly allow a girl thst is not uour babe live under your roof for free. Of course if she go hookup and die Na you the stipid idiot that allowed her to live under you they will first arrest. Us that have babe Yet we are scared of allowing them sleep overnight incase something hapoen and they blame us. All you foolish boys never learn U keep repeating mistakes Why wont the parents hold you fool When you are co habiting with a laday that is not your wife. Bunch of Amateur fools....Tueh [/quote] You're really daft I can't allow my frnd sleeep over cause of fear of ? Daft human Go. Touch grass |
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