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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by dhiqson(m): 10:59am On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Update us on the issue jae Freestyle those fools up there 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by obinna58(m): 11:05am On Feb 26 |
The op is a drama guy who thinks he’s a player, you kept a girl in same roof you are with the knowledge of her parents. You’re acting as husband to olosho with her parents knowledge and under your protection she runs her discreet affairs yet you think you’re winning 6 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 11:47am On Feb 26 |
obinna58: Your opinion counts, even though it's out of point. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 11:51am On Feb 26 |
revived2: A lot! Abuse, name-calling and violence got involved. Threat to stab me was involved if I dare slap her and I did give her two dirty slaps. She ran to the kitchen to get a knife, but...that's why every man needs to hit the gym. It can't be fixed. Maybe, after 2-5 years of not seeing each other, we can laugh about it. I just deleted the full page I wrote to narrate everything with the lessons I learned, but I feel I should keep this part private or not share it now. The two phones she uses were two of my spare phones. She formatted them and gave them back to me. I didn't ask for them, but I collected them. She has gone to work without a phone. I know her pastor sugar daddy will quickly get her an iPhone. ![]() Maybe, when the spirit leads me, I'll retype everything that happened. Summary: Women are like stomachs. No matter how you feed it, few hours later, it'll tell you I'm hungry. If you ask: But I just gave you food a few hours ago. The stomach will tell you that is in the past and whoever will give it food "now" is her Messiah. Also, a woman wants you to believe her lies and not investigate and failure to do that, she'll call you insecure. If you believe her, she'll gist her female friend of how you're a mugu and whatever she tells you, you believe. My finding is, women are selfish and they love toxicity and in the end, claim victims. Years later, after dating nice guys, they'll miss those toxicities and go back to cheat. So, for men, never fall in love, but you can enjoy the p*ssy if it gives you the best feeling compared to other girls, but don't love o. I won't warn you twice. Even if she pushes you to reciprocate the love she has for you, don't or just fake it till the day it ends. Women don't love — they sick only comfort and safety in a man. You too, as a man shouldn't love. Just enjoy the sex and also allow other men to enjoy. Even if you're the richest, the greatest alpha male, the tallest or finest, a woman will still cheat whenever she wants and if you catch her, she'll cry and ask for forgiveness or get violent for not trusting her. Just know that a woman is always using you even if she's the one spending. You can't use them — they're too wise to be used. They're born that way. Even after using you, she'll still make it look as of you used her and world will blame you for everything. Everyone is blaming 2face for leaving Ani. Yul Edochie's wife left him, but who are they blaming? Yul. Mohbad's wife probably cheated on him but majority are not blaming the wife for his death, but chose a man, Naira Marley. Nedu's wife got impregnated by another man. Who do they mock for being a weak man? Nedu. The list is endless. Women will use you, but you'll still take the blame, so whatever you do for a woman, don't do it out of love, but because you're capable of losing such without feeling regrets. That is how I have been since I was 18 till this day and it's the best decision ever. My only regret is how I taught her sex secrets that if you sleep with her, you'll become addicted and want more. ![]() Anyway, I'll still share the main gist if I have time. 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SuperOnyi: 12:18pm On Feb 26 |
SultanOfAbia: ![]() This is absolute rubbish and trash—I didn't bother reading everything. Is there any paragraph he claimed to be her boyfriend? So, showing concerns for someone you've known for years is now prohibited? |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 12:27pm On Feb 26 |
SuperOnyi: I think he intentionally chose to ignore that part to sound like a boss. 3 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SuperOnyi: 12:50pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: ![]() Wow, oh my God, but I'm not surprised. I remember reading about this same person on some of your threads. Please stay safe, boss 🙏🏽. That part about violence scared me for real, I know I don't know you personally but Africa needs you please. My ex has been calling and texting but I have made up my mind to not pick up or text back,and even if I decide to, I will be very careful and avoid exchanging words with her. These women get very mad when they lose a man they know his future is bright. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 1:03pm On Feb 26 |
SuperOnyi: Women are dangerous, but we just need to find a way to cohabit with them. If you try to be peaceful, they'll bring violence, so it's better you're the violent one. I just don't like prison that's why I controlled myself. The type of beans I like, they don't serve it in jail. My violent childhood character almost resurfaced, but I managed to control it because of the consequences. I'm really proud of myself for such restraint. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SuperOnyi: 1:35pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: ![]() Absolutely! It's really great that you had control over your emotions. Picking up that knife showed she's always had something against you. Stay safe, boss. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SultanOfAbia: 2:55pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd:This fool is using his alternate account to reply himself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The level of loneliness thatvmajes you fabricate fake stories for notice me attention that your mother didnt give yiu as a child. I hope you heal from this mental illness you are suffering 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by spencekat(m): 3:05pm On Feb 26 |
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Daniiel: 3:14pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: I really learnt a lot from you ..... She is just frustrated you that you discovered her deep secrets |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by revived2: 3:36pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Move that lady out of your house there's no trophy for anytime she stays longer . There's no way under heaven I'll house someone who picked up a knife to me. I'm so selfish with my life. I am saying it once and again, move that lady out of your house , use the police or whatever means you can use to do it legally and in time. But if you feel you know what you're doing , I bid you goodluck and update us appropriately on this thread 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Lanmonfishery(m): 3:45pm On Feb 26 |
This post smells like jealousy 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 3:46pm On Feb 26 |
Daniiel: The frustration started when I refused to commit despite how lots of men wanted her and marriage proposals were coming, but she wanted me, the sex machine who isn't ready for love, to be loved or to be committed. That thing women can't get is what they want the most "commitment." The moment you give it to them, they feel like they've won and conquered you and start looking for the next guy to conquer. This is when they start cheating. I made her get into other relationships, but she still cheated on all of them with me. Most times she'll be riding while speaking with her man on phone. This made me know that if I forgive her red flags and date her, she'll cheat on me with those exes, hence I kept her as just a knack buddy. 99% of women are the same. The best they can do is pretend not to be good girls. For me, I just wanted the sex and the pretty face and body, but she wanted the sex with commitment and to be the one and only girl, but I refused. Also, she's just too popular for me. Everywhere we go, every man and woman knows her, since she's into modeling and has won it before and this is a recipe for cheating. Dating a model is a no-no. They cheat a lot. Now that she has added weight in all parts of her body, she quit the modelling but still has a pageant business. Our aspirations don't match — it's just the sex that does and trust me, most men No trust women o, especially Nigerian women. I have never dated a Nigerian woman since I was born. I prefer to be the side guy who she begs for commitment and tells everything about her main guy. See, the moment you become the side guy, you'll never want to date. This is the position to be if you want to study and master female manipulation against men. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by eventainment(m): 4:25pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Lol bro that's the thing.. You have done that. She is a red flag for you in quote for a relationship but a white flag for a friend. One of the greatest problems of man is self-deceit and creating a reason for something; with time even our mind plays in that direction even if it's not what we want. What I am saying in essence is that if she got red flags in your eyes you guys won't be this close. You are just sad the assistant bf position you are managing someone is taking it away from you and nothing more painful than knowing the guy got what you don't have: money. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by bdon123(m): 4:37pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd:Abeg gist us more |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 4:44pm On Feb 26 |
revived2: She has a place in my heart, but I can't marry her because of some red flags. Also, she respects me A LOT but became bitter after 3 years of no commitment. As men, we cherish respect. She doesn't insult me, but I have verbally abused her way too much in person and via text for many years and she doesn't talk back at me. I know I'm the aggressor here, but mehn, the verbal abuse she hurled on me today was crazy. ![]() ![]() When she was rushing to the kitchen to get the knife, I overpowered her, took the biggest knife and told her to take the remaining two to start practicing her stabbing skill on me, but she gave up. My anger in everything is ignoring my calls and manufacturing a lie to defend herself and getting upset for not believing her lies. I wasn't calling you for sex, but your safety and my sanity. Being ignored is not something I'm used to, so I guess it was part of my anger. How can someone I'm housing grow wings overnight. Maybe, I'm just a spoilt child who feels every woman must succumb to his leadership, else there is war. Also, she has been having mood swing when she realized her boyfriend's ex has resurfaced and she hasn't seen her period for two weeks now. She's probably pregnant. Not trying to make excuses for her, but I know I'm too blunt with my honesty, annoying and the instigator here and she has probably had enough of my wisdom in catching her like. She has repeatedly told me I'm the smartest person she has been with and she hates that about me. That I have a discerning spirit. But for the knife attempt, I don't feel safe anymore. She might poison my food one day. I'd find a way to get rid of her permanently. This isn't how I really wanted it to end. I like my BFF to end in peace, not violence. I have told her not in this life will I pick her call and she said not in this life will she call me either. Lemme see who she'll call when she closes from work. She should better stay with the pastor or her boyfriend. I know one of them will get her a new phone. She left her room untidy. The summary is: I'll surely find a way for us not to be in contact or bump on each other for at least 2 years. We're from the same palace, speak the same language, etc., so it's tough for me to hurt her. She called me a whóre today. She thought I'll be upset. When men gather to gist, the one that has banged the most is the leader of the group, he's the one everyone looks up to for dating tips. When I called her the same thing years ago, she was depressed. Women just don't understand men and never will. They think the moment they're beautiful, intelligent, have shape and good in bed, we'll ignore every other red flags, no, we won't. You're a model, red flag. You're too popular, red flag. You're in contact with all your exes, red flag. You prefer only male friends, red flag. You've done lesbianism before, red flag. You manufacture lies like a sachet water company, red flag. These are the red flags that made me to friendzone her. The good part is She's smart, beautiful, has shape, doesn't use bleaching products, respectful and always quiet when I'm upset. Omoh, this story long o! If she vex me I go use her write book. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by martinogeenz: 4:56pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: all these things, hmm, you will still miss her and her pu"""y, later on if she leaves you 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 4:57pm On Feb 26 |
eventainment: I'm financially better than the young boyfriend even though he's a principal in a private school. For the pastor, I heard he's extremely rich. Why won't be he rich when he collects tithe and offerings. Assistant boyfriend by choice or by not being up to her standard? Also, I was the one who advised her to stay faithful to her man and I won't want to have sex with her again. Since she came, we roam in the house with no clothes. I set the boundary of no sex, but she later became way more serious with it since she's getting older, 26. She started taking religion seriously, but it seems this pastor is about to bring back her back to worldly enjoyment. See, I have never dated a Nigerian girl. The highest I can go is babymama or friend with benefits. All these women are the same. If you want peace, play the game from the corner, not the centre. If the people at the centre know the rate their women are cheating, they'll switch to corner. Maybe, you won't really understand what I'm trying to say. 3 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 5:02pm On Feb 26 |
martinogeenz: That is the 3rd best p*ssy I have had in my life. My phone is full of our sex tapes. I'll summon courage to delete them. Too many memorable moments and travelling around with her and everything documented in videos. The thing about me is, just one red flag, I won't forgive you even if you promise to change. Woman change? Never, they don't. So, the sex and respect is the glue, but the lie is the destroyer. It's so sad I'm the one who taught her how to use sex to trap any man. The thing wan backfire, but e no go work on me. 2 Likes |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Ballzproblem2: 5:19pm On Feb 26 |
Do like tiger woods if you want her out of your house, trick her to go out ,never let her in again ,or better still if she goes out , don't let her back in. 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 5:34pm On Feb 26 |
Ballzproblem2: Her clothes full my other room. She's not 100% a bad person, but the moment you lie to me, even higher powers in Heaven can't make me forgive you. I don't even forgive in the first place. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by revived2: 5:37pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Big sigh It's what it's |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Ballzproblem2: 5:37pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd:you can send them her way now,lol. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 5:45pm On Feb 26 |
Ballzproblem2:I'm not a drama king. If she comes back, I'll invite one of the prettier girls I knacked. She hates that girl because she's as fine as her, if not finer and when she found out I had a thing with her, she was upset for weeks and was looking to a way to revenge. So, I'll invite this fine girl, a chef too, to cook fried rice. After that, I'll take her to my room for loud sex. Imagination go just kill her. She gets jealous easily. ![]() ![]() She'll just leave the house at midnight. 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by Ballzproblem2: 5:51pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd:lock your door as you dey knack o ,hide all sharp objects I no wan see you for front page ![]() |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 7:23pm On Feb 26 |
Who understands what this girl is doing? This is exactly why you should be a side guy, not the main boyfriend. Main guys are in the dark. They end up raising the children of the side guys. Be the nonchalant guy who is great in bed, but refused to commit and watch how easy dating is and how you'll have access to all the format and secrets women peddle in relationship. She saved the guy's name as MTN. So, when he's hôrny, he sends MTN message and if she's free and the boyfriend isn't around, she replies Mr. MTN and immediately deletes the message. The guy would be busy monitoring her WhatsApp, but she's using normal MTN text message to communicate and cheat. You see? Side guy and the girls are having it while the main guy is oblivious of what's going on. Cheating seems to be the most fun thing in this generation. Even if you don't want to do it, her friends will link her up to a certain bad boy they've bragged to her about on how big his thing is and how great he is in bed. This faithful girl will give it a try the day she'll have a quarrel with her man. Women 80% cheat on the day they fought with their men or have a misunderstanding or caught their men doing same. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by eventainment(m): 7:25pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Nice one.. I wanted more info.. And you are absolutely correct about playing from the corners 99.9 percent of them are the same but there are rare exceptions though. Thing is a woman cannot be really tamed she stays loyal till she meets someone else that got what she needs just a few are truly loyal. A typical look at the lady: she is dating a guy she shifts when she knew you are more financially okay than her bf. Now you made it possible for her to stay in a relationship and still be with you which a typical lady will see as a blessing; now she meets someone richer :a pastor. And for sure you can't date a woman that's digging you when she got a man if it weren't for your discipline and her eventually stopping according to your story you'd have continued. One thing is sure you'd want to dig again if you are carefull knowing she is a plain hoe except you get rid of her. |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SouthSouth1914: 8:55pm On Feb 26 |
Guy you dey read book of lamentations! Let the girl be, she has right o do whatever she wants! Tell her to leave your house, which one you dey do like houseboy when him oga dun comot from house?? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by SouthSouth1914: 8:57pm On Feb 26 |
iLegendd: Guy forget that rubbish. Men and women cheat! Men and women still get sense to abide by order! Find someone whom you can connect with.. Not everybody cheat! 1 Like |
Re: She Has Gone To F*ck The Pastor by iLegendd(m): 9:04pm On Feb 26 |
SouthSouth1914: Okay Not everyone cheats, but have it in mind you can be disappointed when you least expect it. Lack of mental preparing for the worst life brings lead to untimely death. This is how I used to believe since I'm always truthful that everyone is like me until I realized honestly has almost gone into extinction in Nigeria. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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