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Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Preciousgirl(f): 1:37pm On Mar 25
Based on the attached screenshots what advice would you give the lady?

Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by nani212(m): 1:48pm On Mar 25
The woman should submerge herself in a mixture of salt and spices so he’ll be able to eat her😁

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by LordBiden(m): 1:52pm On Mar 25
Which one is he can't eat the lady?

Is the lady a semo and efo riro?

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Bookhub: 1:56pm On Mar 25
The man don use him preek run ritual
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by OZIOGU1: 2:44pm On Mar 25
Let her quit the marriage simple..
anything she does while still married to the man is cheating and it will be chain on her neck till she dies

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by 43Ronin: 3:11pm On Mar 25
Ginger, garlic, lemon & ginseng- grate it into a cup and allow for 10 mins before you add warm water (not Hot). If you can't get ginseng, buy lipton lemon & ginseng green tea. He doesn't have enough blood going there or the arteries in his pennis are blocked. This will open it for him + make his sperm thicker. The guy probably wants to also giver her head but him dey fear. Cook good jollof(or pepper soup) with enough weed inside and watch your man eat you every fúckin day.

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by AllBlack: 4:07pm On Mar 25
Bookhub:
The man don use him preek run ritual

I know say na joke but abeg no talk like that. we wey our preek still dey run marathon no go know wetin God do for us even have ability to fukc 2 girls in a day if we like.
I feel deeply sad when I see a guy going through such and you see some depressed and crying even with all the money.

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by rdsco(m): 7:07pm On Mar 25
Eat the lady? Is he a cannibal? What's happening here?

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fahvvy: 8:22pm On Mar 25
Eat the lady?
As in, give her head? undecided..

Lol...
He prolly doesn't want to die young undecided...
I mean, she could be "fishy" down there undecided...

Also, if she has decided to cheat, then let her own it with her full chest and stop giving excuses for her intending wh.oredom undecided...

As gotten the man, let him see a doctor asap. Low sperm count is something that can be dealt with for the most part undecided...

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Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by RoyalBlu(f): 4:19am On Mar 26
A case of a problem shared is a problem broadcasted as gossip.
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 4:36am On Mar 26
OZIOGU1:
Let her quit the marriage simple..
anything she does while still married to the man is cheating and it will be chain on her neck till she dies
another simp spotted
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 4:36am On Mar 26
RoyalBlu:
A case of a problem shared is a problem broadcasted as gossip.

just keep shut
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by RoyalBlu(f): 4:39am On Mar 26
Fetula4u:
just keep shut

Na so. Online tiger.
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Usmanovic95(m): 5:32am On Mar 26
He can't eat the lady shocked

The lady told me she is going to eat her bestie shocked shocked

The husband can't eat her shocked shocked

Abeg never use EAT in this kind context again,person go jus dey reason them as CANNIBAL.

But anywhere they see food, make them chop Sha.
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 7:04am On Mar 26
Eat mean sex and Bleep
Usmanovic95:
He can't eat the lady shocked

The lady told me she is going to eat her bestie shocked shocked

The husband can't eat her shocked shocked

Abeg never use EAT in this kind context again,person go jus dey reason them as CANNIBAL.

But anywhere they see food, make them chop Sha.
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Baronthecelebri: 7:34am On Mar 26
Let her divorce him
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by OZIOGU1: 8:10am On Mar 26
Fetula4u:
another simp spotted

I am a celebrated NL SIMP with over 13yrs in marriage, maybe you are new here grin
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 8:17am On Mar 26
OZIOGU1:


I am a celebrated NL SIMP with over 13yrs in marriage, maybe you are new here grin
cheating on your wife with prostitute and hookup
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by femi4: 8:20am On Mar 26
Preciousgirl:

Based on the attached screenshots what advice would you give the lady?
What does the lady really want?

Long lasting sex or a man that will eat her

Not all men do the later, you can have a good sex without doing that nonsense.

2. Low sperm count and premature ejaculation are two different things. Which of them is the man suffering from...or is it collabo
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by benefitzte: 8:34am On Mar 26
Since you, your friend and the husband all teach in the same school.

My advice is that the school should conduct aptitude test for all it's teachers before una go eat una selves finish.
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by OZIOGU1: 10:19am On Mar 26
Fetula4u:
cheating on your wife with prostitute and hookup

That is why i am a simP grin
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 10:20am On Mar 26
OZIOGU1:


That is why i am a simP grin
imagine your wife see this rubbish you just write
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by OZIOGU1: 10:34am On Mar 26
Fetula4u:
imagine your wife see this rubbish you just write

Can you forward to her pls? grin
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Fetula4u(m): 10:36am On Mar 26
OZIOGU1:


Can you forward to her pls? grin
lol 😂
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Ibkay32(m): 10:38am On Mar 26
Preciousgirl:

Based on the attached screenshots what advice would you give the lady?

A colleague of yours is facing challenges in his marriage, the husband, to be precise. So, does this mean your colleague is the husband or the wife?

Secondly, you mentioned that he has a low sperm count, struggles with sexual performance, and lasts only 30 seconds. Are you saying he has all these issues, or just one of them, and you added the rest for emphasis? From my understanding, low sperm count is different from erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation. Could you clarify?
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by OZIOGU1: 10:39am On Mar 26
Fetula4u:
imagine your wife see this rubbish you just write

Repent, the kingdom of God is far from you grin
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Dzzzz: 10:49am On Mar 26
So the bestie has been eating her all this time..
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by MrCork: 11:51am On Mar 26
Preciousgirl:

Based on the attached screenshots what advice would you give the lady?


angry
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by MrCork: 11:52am On Mar 26
Preciousgirl:

Based on the attached screenshots what advice would you give the lady?

..are u fat??(no oofencsse) angry
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by zoghys: 1:35pm On Mar 26
LordBiden:
Which one is he can't eat the lady?

Is the lady a semo and efo riro?

lol, i wonder ooo grin
Re: Advise This Lady (screenshots) by Afolue(m): 8:32pm On Mar 26
He is certainly not a serious guy. He should have sorted himself out first before getting married. Why messing around with his relationship as if he planned it

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