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All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 12:59am On Jan 26, 2013 |
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!! 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 1:05am On Jan 26, 2013 |
A mum was lucky enough tosee her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!" After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' inan sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked upa tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till dlast drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too badfor them at their age" A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in,"Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquireabout their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!" Mama throws herself in theair, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)" 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for hiswife. WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people? 6 Likes |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Dygeasy(m): 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
Seriously?? Akpos? Chei! This section don finish |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:57am On Feb 05, 2013 |
AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't findyou till Feb 15th. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:58am On Feb 05, 2013 |
AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk. FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life? AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link 3 Likes |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out, the woman got pissed & told her husband.. The husband told her to invite the boy so dat he can beat the hell out of him. The woman did what her husband requested as he was hidding under the bed... When the boy got there, he took off his t- shirt and his body was full of scars..this made the woman to asked,"why have U so many scars?" The boy replied,"I my job is to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list...The boy continued, as the woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed, a small voice came up,"If U tell him am here, U ll see!!.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:49pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard new bb is out. Akpos: all bb's always hang. Gf: dis one doesn't hang. Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its over btwn us.. 5 Likes |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by tbenjis: 12:42am On Feb 28, 2013 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Kingsintei(m): 3:09pm On May 12, 2013 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by ak47yong(m): 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA. Look right nd left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by abm2pistle(m): 1:42pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!" No body can stop highness Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!" No body can stop highness 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by abm2pistle(m): 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!" |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by kemejack: 10:04pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by kemejack: 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Help4rmme2u(m): 10:45am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Naija Jokes: The Trial Of An Igbo, Yoruba And Hausa Man An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king,”I brought 10 apples.” Then the king explained the trial to him,”You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked,”Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.” The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!” #whats ya Say http://ngreports.com 7 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by jamace(m): 5:27pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by thehappyman(m): 9:01pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lovely Jazzgreen: |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Chudyfuto(m): 4:26pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
ak47yong:LOLZ |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by iyowun6: 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 30, 2019 |
The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Oga Ade? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Nobody: 10:42am On May 31, 2019 |
People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls' hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by booksrite(f): 9:37pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by jbblues24(m): 12:24am On Jul 02, 2019 |
fzanyajibs: Interesting 1 Like |
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by officialclassic(m): 2:45am On Jul 02, 2019 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by officialclassic(m): 8:03am On Sep 13, 2019 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by brownemmanuel43(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by 697ifunanya: 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
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