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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by EfemenaXY: 8:18am On Mar 02, 2013
Burger01: Oga o.. Keeping up with this thread is not easy o. Mazi and Chieh..good works..,. Gluv, aunty Efe, lalaoski and others that are making this thread interesting... Ushers!! i need a front row seat please..

Choi! shocked shocked

How my name take enter this place na??

Doc, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, but humour me abeg...Can a guy get HIV from performing or@l sex on an infected partner?? Just curious...


maishot: Where sister Efe dey?


You scarce pass fuel oh.


Na just glov01 and naijahotbabe I dey see as them dey peep for thread.


Show face my immaculate sis!cheesy

grin grin grin

Na wa o!

Guy abeg make you softly, softly and try not to wake up the neighbours na! cheesy

Er, you don do the Statistical Standard Deviation assignment I give you? tongue
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 9:13am On Mar 02, 2013
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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 9:13am On Mar 02, 2013
Efemena_xy:

Na wa o!

Guy abeg make you softly, softly and try not to wake up the neighbours na! cheesy

Er, you don do the Statistical Standard Deviation assignment I give you? tongue



Ehm..,you see.., ehm..,
One learner collect am for my hand ma.

U see am abi?
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 9:58am On Mar 02, 2013
^ ^ funny pixgrin
Please put it down. Its kind of a funny pix in an un-needed thread.
Thanks.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Babamide(m): 11:12am On Mar 02, 2013
Ask for forgiveness later jare Mazi. God is merciful!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by DollyParton1(f): 11:35am On Mar 02, 2013
Mazi Ogbuefi where u dey na... biko
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:46am On Mar 02, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: ^ ^ funny pixgrin
Please put it down. Its kind of a funny pix in an un-needed thread.
Thanks.



Okay oh.
You're the boss here.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 12:06pm On Mar 02, 2013
I woke up early that morning. There were still sounds of snores around the hall as corpers were still asleep.

I needed to make amends for defiling the lord's day. I picked up my Gideon's free-not-to-be-sold bible and read some portions of the bible, said a simple prayer and headed to the bathroom. For the first time, I took my bath before the morning parade. I dressed up and waited patiently for the biggle.


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Day 14 - Monday
****************************

The morning parade was conducted as usual. Announcements were made, the director of sports read out the new draws for football and volleyball competitions. We were playing platoon 5 the next day. There was a sigh of relief amongst the football team as they've earlier expressed their fears against playing platoon 10, which everyone was tipping to win the competition. It was obvious they had the best team in camp, with some of their players being rumoured to be professionals playing for some football academy already.

Other schedule of activities, including dance, drama competitions were announced. The best announcement was when we were informed that the local transport allowance (bicycle allowance) was ready and we should start collecting after the morning lectures.

I was surprised to see Ita at the morning parade. I was going to ask her and tease her about it later, but as soon as the parade ended, I saw her walking away with the same guy she was clutched with under the tree.

Chifawu walked up to me and we greeted. She informed me that the Talk-show she scheduled for me was going to take place that morning, before the lectures. I complained that she should have given me a longer notice, but she waved it aside, saying there was no notice for the RCCF talk show but that I did just fine.

After the morning parade, I went to the game centre to while away time. I played chess for some hours, waiting for the time chifawu would call me. I remembered Oge and her promised threat. I called her and we talked about it. She said she was still at her hostel ans that I should give her a call when I was ready for it. I had high spirit about it, but somehow, I wasn't really looking forward to it. I still thought about the rich curly and sexy hairs of Ita. I didn't feel like this for her before, I was sure it was the jealousy coming from the fact that someone else will be hitting those thick hairs surrounding her pubic.

The ugly one's call interrupted my thoughts.
"Come to the mami!" He yelled at me as soon as I picked the call. I looked at my watch, it was still 10:49 am.

"Isn't it too early to start drinking?" I asked him and he grinned at the other end. I knew that grin, he does it anytime he's doing something mischievous. What is he up to this time around.

"If you are fast enough, you won't miss what I want to show you!" He said as he hung up. Whatever it was the ugly one wanted to show me, he sounded as if I was going to be very interested in it. So I had to go. . .

Of course he was right. . .

It was an interesting development. . .

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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 12:06pm On Mar 02, 2013
maishot:



Okay oh.
You're the boss here.
Thanks.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 12:12pm On Mar 02, 2013
O man do fast fast upload abeg. I no like where you de end your story these days. undecided
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Ykwtd: 12:17pm On Mar 02, 2013
Just returned from Power must change hand.... Mazi you are the gbam
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 12:39pm On Mar 02, 2013
*After spending few days away from this thread to[s]experiment the Rule of middle finger[/s tongue]... Mazi thumb up to you
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 1:46pm On Mar 02, 2013
This last week of camp seemed to be phenomenon as I started noticing corpers hanging out in pairs, holding hands as they walked, crossing hands on the shoulders and waist. It was obvious that corp members were becoming more daring. Some innocent relationships that was started at the first week had blossomed to maturity and harvesting stage now. Those that were reluctant about relationships were being more open now, and owing to the fact that it was the last week of camp, most guys are beginning to earnestly seek for those adventures they heard about camp.
I started hearing rumours of corpers f'u'c'ki'ng at odd places and enclosures. I heard of wedding rings being picked up at odd places at early mornings and more.

So when the ugly one called me with what looked like an interesting news, I felt it was one of those odd stuffs happening in camp.

I walked to the joint where I knew he stayed most often. I saw him at his favourite table, seated with the two friends he made earlier on camp. He was more focused on something he was watching at the other end of the joint as he didn't notice when I joined them at the table. I followed his gaze, and at the extreme table, was Oge and one guy having a heart-to-heart conversation over breakfast.
I noticed it was a deep conversation as he held her hand which was on the table and they looked into each other's eyes as they talked.

I had a mixed feeling when I saw them. It was normal for girls to have many guys running around them at camp, the ratio of guys to available girls was already 3:1 so its a fight to the top. Also, I never talked about exclusive dating with Oge, we didn't even talk of dating. But I remembered her violent behaviour when I was with Jane. I remembered her storming out of us and staying angry for some time even after my explanation. And she had told me she was at the hostel when I called her. She even said she was yet to take her bath.

Now why would she lie!

I sat down and the ugly one looked at me.
"Isn't that the girl whose pix you always showed me when we had our wager?" He asked and I nodded.

"You don dump am?" He asked again and I started wondering where he was headed to with the question and answer session.

"We were not dating," I insisted, "we were just tidying, and I'm sure that guy is just a friend." I concluded, but an instinct inside me told my otherwise.

"Do you know how many times they've kissed here?" One of the friends asked. I was surprised at this revelation but played cool.

"I told you that N25 ice cream doesn't get you a girl," the ugly one was addressing me. "And I always said you were too soft." He insisted and we started argument about exclusive and non-exclusive dating and what is required.
Oge and the guy walked past, I was sure she didn't see us as she walked straight, holding the guy's hands.
I remained there with the ugly one and argued for sometime before Chifawu called me. It was time for the talk show and I left.

I didn't give much thought to the Oge incidence, there must be a simple explanation for it; although I wasn't going to ask her. . .

It didn't mean anything, not until I stepped out of the joint and saw Wangu walking into an opposite joint with a guy. . .

He was actually holding her waist as they walked into the restaurant. . .

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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by alfablondy: 1:58pm On Mar 02, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

"I told you that N25 ice cream doesn't get you a girl,"
grin grin grin
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 2:09pm On Mar 02, 2013
grin I think the ugly one was right.You must be feeling somehow now,just go for Chifanwu,and lock everything up,its high time to change rags for new dresses

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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 2:25pm On Mar 02, 2013
To be honest Mazi, u de craze? Why you go feel somehow? Were u expecting fidelity from any of them when u were busy tidying around? Your yansh! tongue
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 02, 2013
Chei, I'm early here today, wha will I say *finking*
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by weezii(m): 2:48pm On Mar 02, 2013
pele ooooo. Dem don kick ya butt
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by 001solar(m): 3:10pm On Mar 02, 2013
Ibanga p: pheeew! Finally am forced 2 comment..... Mazi i hope u'll also bend ur rules 2 update us on a sunday and also ask 4 4giveness later, cos i really find it hard stayin tru out a sunday without gettin ur updates.

Yes i agree with u
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MockingBird(m): 3:12pm On Mar 02, 2013
Mehn....This mazi guy, U're a genius. U're good bro. U got me hooked on ur thread up to this 57th page. Try and turn this talent of urs into something worthwhile that will earn you some cash and recognition. Send me an email if you dont know how to go about it, I 'll take you by the hand and show you how.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 3:13pm On Mar 02, 2013
weezii: pele ooooo. Dem don kick ya butt
Not yet, the weird one will always have something up his sleeves
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by weezii(m): 3:52pm On Mar 02, 2013
agabaI23: Not yet, the weird one will always have something up his sleeves
abi ooo lets see what will happen sha
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by semid4lyfe(m): 4:16pm On Mar 02, 2013
I was watching a very interesting movie, Life of Pi but it's been on pause for the last 30mins cos I had to read the last 10 pages of this thread.

Mazi, kudos. . .I'm still following. Minimizing Mozilla FF and clicking play on VLC now smiley
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sambroose(m): 4:19pm On Mar 02, 2013
brokoto: To be honest Mazi, u de craze? Why you go feel somehow? Were u expecting fidelity from any of them when u were busy tidying around? Your yansh! tongue
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sambroose(m): 4:20pm On Mar 02, 2013
brokoto: To be honest Mazi, u de craze? Why you go feel somehow? Were u expecting fidelity from any of them when u were busy tidying around? Your yansh! tongue
abeg help me ask am o
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by avicky(f): 5:01pm On Mar 02, 2013
gluv01: MAzi u have about two more uploads today o. And I said so because I understand u are still working on another story, if not it's originally 3 or four left before tomorrow. But tomorrow is a HOLY day and you won't upload. We can't just stay like that na. It doesn't tally plz.

#who wants a bet with me? by tomorrow even when we know MAzi won't upload, we'll still come online, just incase MAzi has a change of mind.
To peek into the room cheesy

MAzi I'm sympathetic with u in terms of the stress u are passing through to make sure ur fans are satisfied. But two more is all I'm asking.
And you know they won't leave u too. So help us pleeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Kpele...

To the readers, who knows the whereabouts of Foxy_rebirth, hotnaijababe and aunty Avicky? They've been missing lectures and I'm not going to tolerate absenteism anymore. If u can't cope, u leave the course.#just kidding# grin

But seriously who knws where they are?

#Faces aunty Efe, 'have u seen aunty Avicky?#
Lol. Mon amour thanks for checking on me. My portable a perdu. I'm back now.
I ve really missed a lot. Je te manque aussi. I appreciate.
I am still on page 37.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by avicky(f): 5:03pm On Mar 02, 2013
gluv01:

What? Is this aunty Avicky? or Efe? don't confuse me please embarassed
Non, it's not me.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by gluv01(f): 5:15pm On Mar 02, 2013
avicky:
Lol. Mon amour thanks for checking on me. My portable a perdu. I'm back now.
I ve really missed a lot. Je te manque aussi. I appreciate.
I am still on page 37.

merveilleux!!! missed you
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by segzicres(m): 5:37pm On Mar 02, 2013
*sigh* mazi is nice! I didn't think stories like this could be this interesting. Nice vivid descriptions
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by manos(m): 5:48pm On Mar 02, 2013
it didn't mean anything, not until I stepped out of the joint and saw Wangu walking into an opposite joint with a guy. . . He was actually holding her waist as they walked
into the restaurant. .


The player just got played, ouch!!! Hehehehe
@mazi: i think u need to step up your game, and for that i would be recommending my book on advanced player skils, titled, HOW TO BE A PLAYER'S PLAYER..........

Lets see how u and the ugly one handle this new development........i likey.........

@gluv: about that room u previously offered, do u mind if i use your shower. (Gives mazi the devil's grin as she leads me in and i try to lock the door behind me, catching him peeping jealously and i whisper to him "Jokes section my behind".
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by domido(m): 6:55pm On Mar 02, 2013
O boy!!! See things fall apart oooo.... Wangu, ita, and Oge... Dem don tire 4 u abi wetin dey apen?
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by chamberlin1(m): 7:02pm On Mar 02, 2013
Pls u guys shud stop extending this thread so that I can meet up, am still in page 33. Joined d story reading lately. Mazi, ur good, I wish I cud be reading my books the way am reading ur story or I wish books could be written in this exciting manner cos learning is FUNtastic. Ur creative!!! Thumbs up (but wait oooo, the plot is like that of spartacus, #sex in every episode# lol

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