i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

U is a ibo?

Is you I borrow my book?

You have dead today!

-You said i did it but I didn't did it
-Who stone that stone.

Is you not sacred of my blow

1. I am talking to u and u re wakaing dey go
2. Let me teach u how to swam.. (Reply) thank u have already sabi
3. I rather kill my self than commit suicide
4. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on... Etc

onuwaje: 1. I am talking to u and u re wakaing dey fo
2. Let me teach u how to saw.. (Reply) thank u have already sabi
3. I rather kill my self than commit suicide
4. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on... Etc

lol

[size=20]Whats[/size] The Worst English
Sentence You've Ever Heard
by Vilicious(m): 10:28am

^^^that's mine!

My fellow widows

I'm A̶̲̥̅ electrical engineering

I see u dere nw am see u here are you twice?

A guy approaching my elder sister when we were travelling;

baby watsup, your face look similar,
you have a second?

I did'nt did it

The water is trowaying away


I was born and bred up in nigeria

She didn't came

Ojukwu may be dead but his manhood lives on
That woman would have been made to undergo lie-detector (polygraph) tests to clear herself of Infidelity if her hubby did care or if Biancah had pressed charges.

If it is me that is you....

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

you see me or i saw you?

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

. ......u nailed it....... Enter ur shoe nd fllw me.... Mehn lmao.....

I attended a public primary school where you'd meet pupils with very poor English.

Back then when my friend wanted me to REMIND of a thing the next day what he'll say is this; " John, please remember me tomorrow".

[color=#006600][/color]why shall I shy? even if I shall shy, shall I shy for you? ;Dwhy shall I shy? even if I shall shy, shall I shy for you?

Come and be going

Vilicious:
i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

mharyhur:
Come and be going

A

chaii, there is Godooo, all the blood that u people are sharing.

1. U are sooo completed in beautiful