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Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 12:48pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
So you want to send your kids to school. And you’re looking through a catalog of schools…and then come across the following names…… Proper Arsenal International Secondary School: I would not have believed this one if I had not seen their school buses myself while on a BRT bus somewhere at Ojota. I had to be sure my eyes were seeing properly. What would make a someone name a school Proper Arsenal? Was there improper Arsenal. Or Proper Chelsea? Or Liverpool? Jusy imagine being a graduate of said school and you’re asked to give a short bi of yourself while speaking at a condference: “My name is Okolo Adebola Yusuf. I attended Proper Arsenal Secondary School……..” The sniggering that would follow that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Bolafag (Memorial?) Secondary School - Look, there is nothing wrong in the Bola that started the name…..as there is in the “gay” that ended it. One would think it is a school for homosexuals. Students of this school would never live down the fun that would be poked at them by students of other schools. The only thing that would be worse than this would be Gay Pride International Schools. Bankys Private School – I don’t know what a Bankys is. And the only Banky we’re all familiar with is the bald headed Banky W. When he created a school and named it after himself, I have no idea. Or is someone trying to leverage on the popularity of his name to sell a school? Aunty Ayo International Secondary School – Someone should explain why the “Aunty” in the name of the school is such a necessity. Next we’ll see cousin, uncle and My Pikin Secondary School. Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws) Rolex Comprehensive College – No, you didn’t read that wrong. Jextoban Secondary School– Is it just me or does that sound like the name of a drug? IQ Academy – Really? Things To Come International Academy – The secondary school for “Things That Have Gone Primary School”. Titsall Global Schools – Tits all? Rahinna Model Primary and Secondary School – I could swear someone made a type while typing the school’s license. It was probably mean tot be Rihanna Model etc… Now we’ve all seen the pictures of Facebook School and President Barrack Obama Senior High School. I don’t want to believe those till I see them with both my eyes. Got any more crazy school names? Add em up!!! http://zakuraweekly.com/quick-shots-crazy-nigerian-secondary-school-names/ You can subscribe to Zakura Weekly, the craziest weekly digimag by yours truly here: http://zakuraweekly.com/subscribe-to-zakura-weekly/. It won't take any of your time, trust me on that! 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by albacete(m): 12:54pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
LOL! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by homesteady(m): 1:09pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
LOL! Some schools names are just funny! I know one school - Uncle Bado memorial school in kaduna ![]() 27 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by twogood: 1:11pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
I pay attention to school names. It matters for me. There are names that have really put me off and some that have really appealed to me while scouting for a school for my child. 3 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Haywhymido(m): 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Alapeere high school. Mustard seed group of schools Omoleye nursery n primary school 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by demelza: 1:13pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Ijaiye Ojokoro comprehensive high school. Umbrella nursery & primary school in Apapa. Wolex polytechnic, Lagos. 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by demelza: 1:21pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
@Mr. Senb, even though you said secondary schools, I couldnt resist putting that of other levels. Excuse my audacity. ![]() |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Kingslaw(m): 1:21pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
; kings and queens college Rumuigbo community sec school isiokpo commercial school dogmax private institute ...... |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Tuntheycr7: 1:27pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St. 15 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by homesteady(m): 1:35pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Adaze brains secondary school! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 1:49pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Bleeping Hilarious! |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Tuntheycr7: 1:52pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Obama school 14 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Missprettie(f): 2:26pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Tuntheycr7: Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St.lolz. Such name will turn any sane parent off! 2 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by adebayo201: 5:07pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Tuntheycr7: Mama Nnkechi and Papa Nnkechi International group of Schools. Warri, Delta St.seriously ![]() Then it must be the sch Senb attended! Lolz ![]() |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Ajibel(m): 5:15pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
These were the ones I found when my I was looking for a school for my sis for junior sec: Select primary and second sch Normal primary and secondary school Great powers college *forgotten the fourth one** I didn't even bother to enter the gate.. Their names turned me off ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 6:07pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Kingslaw: ; kings and queens college dogmax?!!!! |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by UjSizzle(f): 6:15pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
lmao ![]() ![]() |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by gramci: 10:27pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
facebook international school markudi 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 1:54am On Oct 16, 2013 |
Ajibel: These were the ones I found when my I was looking for a school for my sis for junior sec: Great powers? Are they training mutants? 10 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by adebayo201: 8:26am On Oct 16, 2013 |
mutants!!! lmao!! 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Tuntheycr7: 11:19pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
adebayo201: seriouslyNa u talk am o |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by odinese(m): 11:59am On Mar 02, 2015 |
I attended proper arsenal college (PAC) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Babyboy1986(m): 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
LOl 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
[size=18pt]Lol, d funny aspect is dat "INTERNATIONAL" that they put in btw d name of d schools, even if d school is been run and operated under uncompleted building, they'll still put INTERNATIONAL in its name like say dem recognise d school worldwide.[/size] 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
![]() ALMAJIRI MODEL SCHOOLS BUILT BY GEJ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Burger01(m): 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
You never see Clueless Janja.weed Secondary School for Otuoke? 2 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
The South west can have Memorial Schools sha. I Rep FGGC, Bwari, Abuja. Pro unitate 6 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by stinggy(m): 3:47pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by sexymoma(f): 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Pythagoras College Okole metta Secondary school Eye sunkun College Ijebu Tedo Secondary School 2 Likes |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by radiorebel(m): 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Gejite Nursery n Primary School ; An Affiliate to Dame high school .... ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Beamborla(f): 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Sapati international school in Ilorin 1 Like |
Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by Kaybee14(m): 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Ok. |
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